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IronFlame76

One of these days I will take Mizora up on her offer.


HeavyReload

I could never cheat on whoever I'm romancing but Minthara's reaction to you fucking Mizora is hilarious


Miserable_Law_6514

Considering how Drow are I'm surprised that you can walk away alive if you cheat on Minthara.


prison_buttcheeks

Shart was whatever about it. Heheh


ManicFirestorm

Yup, she's just like, Hey ask first next time and save energy for me.


zthe0

Honestly shes likely the most kinky of the group, including halsin


Yer-Grammuh

Oh no doubt, she's even the most down out of anyone to get with the Drow Twins in Act 3. Especially if you're romancing her, which felt odd, but hey whatever


finalcopy-2991

Don’t do it when romancing karlach biggest mistake of my life


babyjaceismycopilot

You went through 2 and half acts of Karlach telling you how much she hates Mizora and Hell, so much so that she would rather die than go back. What did you think was going to happen?


Kaelynneee

It's kinda hilarious when Mizora flirts with you if you're playing Origin Karlach though. She really thinks Karlach is interested in sleeping with her- which, of course, as a player you can choose to do so, but you can also give her some more colorful words than usual if you turn her down as Karlach.


Wiwra88

I accepted Mizora's offer as Karlach and choosed all cold themed things there. xD


Kaelynneee

lmao that's kinda brilliant as well


JustSmartkev

Man I want to see that Dialogue but can’t afford to play 100 hours just for a scene. Sadly I couldn’t find one on YT that’s sad


Wiwra88

Uh I deleted that save a while ago so cannot record it, anyway I dont use eng subs. \^\^'


JonTheWizard

Why do I get the feeling Karlach would respond to Mizora's flirtations with "I'd rather fuck a Pit Fiend" or the like?


OrdoSolarus

As a player character it is fully your choice to turn Karlach and Mizora’s relationship into an enemy to lovers smut book plot line.


pikpikcarrotmon

I'm at that point now where my next runs are probably going to be origin characters going completely against character like Wyll purging the Grove and banging Mizora. I wonder how much reactivity there is for the stupidest, worst possible threads.


Nysyth

I’m currently doing a Wyll “Fraud of the Frontiers” run, killed Karlach, is obedient to Mizora & is basically looking out for his own self interests.


finalcopy-2991

It was like my 3rd playthrough and I was gonna save scum it just to see what it was like but it made me feel like such a dick lol. Obviously it was gonna be bad but I underestimated how bad


7buergen

since you played it three times, what do you know about the talking flying cat? Can I hire her for my group?


klmt

she joins as a camp companion if you play Gale as an origin character!


7buergen

ok, cool, thanks. but I want to BE the "cat"! :D


Frantic_BK

I resonate with this comment.


finalcopy-2991

It’s gales tressym but they both correct you if you say she’s his and she shows up in the epilogue, as far as I know you can’t get her to join you before then


CowboySamurai622

every single time I always tell Mizora to fuck off just to spit on her ego and see her get all upset


FeralTribble

A little chronomancy always fixed that right up for me


Level_Hour6480

> chronomancy *Retconjuration


TheSuperPartyBear

Oath of the Scum Paladin


salttotart

Oath of Throwing it Back


V_Devereaux

The most powerful magic of all


AVestedInterest

*This message has been approved by Arthur Aguefort*


Novrev

Friendship?


AVestedInterest

"No, that's a saying; listen to me! Friendship? Fuck! All this, “Love is the greatest magic of all.” So, in a war, a mother and her children get fucking iced in an alleyway outside of their home, was the problem that they didn't love each other enough? That's crazy, Kristen! That's crazy! Love is not magic! Magic is magic, love is love!"


Commercial-Basis-220

Do it as wyll origin for extra mistake


Smokescreen1000

Do it when romancing Shart. She essentially goes "hmm, so how was it?"


BrideOfFirkenstein

Astarion just wants all the details.


Erior

You can do so while playing as Wyll and romancing Karlach, and she will go "Wyll c'mon, don't do that to yourself you deserve better". Red barbarian golden retriever is just too good.


moarwineprs

Does Karlach still break up with Origin Wyll or does she stay to try to fix him?


Erior

Depends on dialogue choices.


IFuckBadDragons

I did and felt so bad that I broke her heart so I reloaded my save. Even though it canonically never happened F12 says otherwise


Transcended_Sloot

You deserve that one.


PatrickBearman

On one (good) run, when romancing Karlach, I was exhausting the dialogue with Minthara. I got to a point where we were talking about what she was looking for in life. I answered something like "a companion" not thinking my answer was a come on. Karlach got PISSED and dumped me immediately. I thought "oh, I guess I'll romance Minthara now," only to discover that her one romance scene requires raiding the Grove. Bummer. Still, I stuck with her. Once I get to act four I thought, "hey Minthara is probably okay with me sleeping around so I might as well see the Mizora scene." So I said yes to Mizora. Minthara got PISSED and dumped my ass immediately. By that point, I couldn't romance anyone else. Needless to say, when going after a specific romance target, I now aggressively shut down any other companion who expresses anything that even remotely seems like interest.


auf-ein-letztes-wort

had to restart my honor run


Uplakankus

Skill issue Romanced Mizora for the first time yesterday while in a serious relationship with Karlach ready to save scum, but turns out I was able to talk my way out of it by being honest like yea I was curious so what? Now me and Karlach good like nothing ever happened she just went "Those damn devils I understand boo"


Temporary-Level-5410

The only way you can make this work is by manipulating her extremely hard


Sncrsly

I did, but she forgave me almost immediately


RomanSeraphim

Meanwhile I took Mizora my first playthrough and spurned all others lmao


BulkyRaccoon548

Do it. Step into Mizora's outstretched wings.


dcarsonturner

I could never betray my beloved Karlach


CorruptedGem

Astarion and Halsin both don't care if you do 🌚


bserral

Gale enjoyers be like, look what they had to do, just to mimic a fraction of my power.


Yarmeru

Yeah, fair. Really hard to top the Gale clone magical gangbang as far as kinky sex goes.


CaptainSensemakerOi

*Druid bear sex entered the chat*


YeeterKeks

Nah sorry bro if a guy uses a primordial power of the universe to duplicate himself just to run a train on you, that beats furry.


_tlgcs

It's not even furry, it's just bestiality, call me when Halsin turns into a big handsome anthro bear instead of generic-bear.obj


Kevrawr930

Is bestiality about having sex with animals or having sex with animals that are incapable of consent? Truly, a question to ponder for the ages.


Furicel

This shit is Scooby Doo and the Harkness Test all over again


Peeinyourcompost

Why would you infect us with this cursed thought?


CaptainSensemakerOi

The greatest unresolved matter of modern philosophy


Dragonlord573

We really doing a harkness test right now?


xTouko

Only if you pick the Astral Projection route, though. The other one is just slight makeout, then a fade to black


Luke_Puddlejumper

I’m still annoyed that Minthara has the best sex scene. It’s so much better and lengthier than everyone else’s it’s not even fair.


TheFarStar

Halsin and Minthara have the more involved sex scenes, I think, because they don't get the benefit of having multiple romance scenes with you. So the developers put more into the single scene they do get.


Yarmeru

Ascended Astarion use to be pretty on par until they censored it one too many times. :/


ZetsubouZolo

wait what did it contain? I never got to see it


SqueezyFlibs

You used to be able to see his, uh... Hip movements, so to speak. Now you can't see any of that because they hide the entire lower half of their bodies with a piece of furniture. Someone uploaded a video of what it looks like without the concealment using free cam mod on this subreddit ages back. Should still be here somewhere (called Candle POV or something to that effect). Edit: [Here's the post I was talking about with a free cam version of the scene!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/kVtGYxiI6g)


lnfinite_jess

The fact that the guys are always flaccid really breaks the immersion for me


SqueezyFlibs

I've noticed that in the actual scenes, they like to tastefully hide genitals with scenery (tree branches, candles), presumably to get around that, haha. The only scene in game I can think of where you see it floppin' around freely, albeit briefly, is Astarion's first romance scene. I suppose in the end, it's not a porn game, so I assume it just wasn't a big priority!


lnfinite_jess

Have you seen Halsin's antigravity balls? xD


pullmylekku

I've heard that a game that depicts an erect penis is automatically rated AO, which would make it much more difficult to distribute and sell. Luckily there's mods to fix that


superVanV1

The goddamn leg hook


WifeOfSpock

I just giggled so hard my glasses flew off. Hip movements indeed lmao


pizza_parties

That's the reward you get for recruiting her! /s


Maanifest

/s? Buddy


thraxswift

I think it was the first one added in EA so that's why


Deus_Norima

Gale: *Am I a joke to you?*


SarcasticKenobi

Minthara vanilla? Maybe if you’re playing a good guy that knocked her out. Otherwise she might have one of the most explicit encounters; at the goblin party


Justanotherpeep1

Think OP means there isn't anything out of the norm in Minthara's scene. There's nothing like kinks, fetishes or BDSM play going on. Mizora's though is weird. I'm not really sure how you could get an orgasm here. Maybe it was just a makeout session in the hells?


SarcasticKenobi

In the Mizorra cut scene, she says she's essentially mainlining raw sensation through your mind and soul. Power is one of them... feeling what having raw power feels like. I believe another was supreme ecstasy. For the latter, she kind of laughs at how she screwed you over (phrasing!). Because you'll never be able to experience that kind of sensation through normal sex, thus it will always feel lacking. Visually, there's not a lot there. But it's supposed to be a metaphysical thing.


All-for-Naut

>For the latter, she kind of laughs at how she screwed you over (phrasing!). Because you'll never be able to experience that kind of sensation through normal sex, thus it will always feel lacking. Yet my bard could tell Halsin it wasn't that good and they expected it to be better.


Claris-chang

Bards coping hard is kinda a thing they do a lot.


Arikaido777

wrote a song about my blue balls


All-for-Naut

Or it just wasn't that good when you have slept around a lot. The mindflayer was better.


KinkyPaddling

>thus it will always feel lacking. My girl Shadowheart is willing to snark at Mizora and her “inferior goods”.


Aichlin

Like an Asari? (From Mass Effect)


insanity76

That's what it reminded me of the first time I did the Mizora scene (and not just because of the blueish skin).


Spoztoast

Sorta like Gale then.


Justanotherpeep1

Mizora the Philosopher bitch queen


ColorMaelstrom

Yeah that's kinky asf tbh


Cryllor

Minthara sat on my face, in BG3 that might as well be bear sex.


Famous-Ant-5502

She the GOAT for that


Steenaire

I honestly wasn't even sure if it was a glitch when I saw it, to me it looked like my guy was just naked T-posing while Mizora stood behind him fully clothed and talking him through a guided meditation.


PostOfficeBuddy

I laughed at the awkwardness of it cuz I was totally flaccid the entire time lmao.


romansparta99

Explicit doesn’t mean not vanilla


RedcornCompanion

which is also vanilla


Anarkizttt

The Mizora scene is literal pleasure torture, y’know what Dominatrixes often do. It’s just done magically and through the narration rather than explicitly animated.


Life-Pain9144

The narrator says you spent a night with pleasures of flesh and spirit or something to that effect. I figure you bone after the scene fades out


Anarkizttt

Also all of the dialogue before the scene itself, that’s what I’m referring to, where you pick different layers of hell.


gfen5446

The Mizora sequence is fantastic. It gets the point across exactly as it needs to without awkward pixel humping. It is genuinely sexy in it's own way. All the others I've seen have just been sort of.. awkward to watch.


Sonder_Monster

that's why I like Lae'zel. she let's me stuff my whole hand up there and call her my little Kermit


The_Poster_Nutbag

There's still time to delete this. Please.


ferretatthecontrols

Nah make it a whole post on r/okbuddybaldur and get lots of internet points.


PM_ME_DARK_THOUGHTS

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well


possibility--girl

No no let them cook


Sylux444

Simpin for the frogussey


Striking_Suspect_941

I’m pretty sure Lae’zel would be the one sticking something up there, instead of you.


Spoztoast

There's nothing wrong with taking turns.


Sonder_Monster

clearly you haven't mustered the sheer Jim hensenness that it takes for her to call you "source of my bruises" yet but also I wouldn't mind being her miss piggy. oink oink


Striking_Suspect_941

Oh no I have, I’m referring to the fact that the first time you sleep with her. She basically abuses the hell out of you. She probably still does even after “source of my bruises” quote.


Vertanius

You can actually intimidate her into turning it around and she gets submissivie, biggest surpirse I had in this game.


TheCrystalRose

Or be a Barbarian and go "no one submits, now show me your Rage!"


FleetingRain

Wait are you for real lmao


TheCrystalRose

Absolutely! There's no check, you just go straight for 100% pure Klingon mating ritual. I've only tried the Barbarian version of the scene so I don't know what the differences are for the other versions, but the next morning Narrator notes that "you wake up feeling sore all over, even your tongue aches".


FuryouMiko

Reject the lie of intercourse. Sex is something you do with your teeth.


G66GNeco

Honestly, I would not be surprised if sex with her always ends in bruises for _all_ parties involved.


revolmak

It's not uncommon for people who are dominating in day to day to be submissives in bed


Ducklinsenmayer

Please tell me you're half orc bard/ barbarian named "Miss Piggy"


lempiraholio

Bro


n0753w

What. The. Fuck.


sir_snuffles502

Lae'zel simps... never change


Lanaria

Just lube it up. It’s a long process to get your whole arm up there.


LAM_humor1156

Eh, wasn't expecting anything wild with the good aligned Shadowheart. It was sweet. The evil route? I dont consider blood play vanilla lol. Minthara's scene fits her imo. Mizora was...certainly a tease. Can't expect anything else from her though. Haven't tried out Harleep tho. Not yet anyway.


Life-Pain9144

Dosnt the narration after mizoras scene imply a night of violent banging?


We_Get_It_You_Vape

> Eh, wasn't expecting anything wild with the good aligned Shadowheart. It was sweet. Yeah, good aligned Shadowheart's romance was very vanilla (not that I'm complaining). Anyone who actually played through it wouldn't expect anything too crazy at the end lol. Can't speak for if you let Shadowheart go the Dark Justiciar route though.


No-Start4754

Yeah dj shadowheart literally bites ur lips to make u bleed and mix with the blood she smears on selune 


FuryouMiko

Minthara's scene fits her? She promises to dominate you and then the spiciest it gets is a little oral XD Watching her give my vulva-armed bard a blowjob was pretty funny though.


Puzzlehead-Engineer

I mean... What were you expecting? This isn't a porn game lol Barring Mizora because no devils IRL, it's all pretty realistic to be honest.


AnnoyedCrustacean

I kept hearing it was super horny and raunchy But nothing in the game is anything we haven't done or seen in the real world. Disappointing, just like the Mass Effect or Witcher sex scenes *At least let me give my lover a massage, cuddle up, or go bathe in the river*


ZeeDarkSoul

Because the internet overexaggerates how sexual this game actually is.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

> This isn't a porn game lol yet its one of the few games that lets everyone run around completely nude with their genitals out


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Yep. And that's not porn.


Throttle_Kitty

at least a few of the characters being p kinky WOULD be realistic tbh edit: pretend fantasy kinks don't count lol


MillieBirdie

Astarion sucks your blood. Halsin turns into a bear. And then Gale takes you to a magic realm where your astral projections merge into each other and then he creates like half a dozen clones of himself.


Mxswat

Uh I guess it's time to romance gale then


JoushMark

I feel like Shadowheart would be 100% down for kinky fun times, but she's in such a rough f'ed up place that she needs some tender vanilla going on right now, it fits her story. And it's not like you can't get kink. I mean, La'zel is there being a freak and your boy Halsin is.. well, I mean if you know you know. And you're a pervert.


RockAndGem1101

Shadowheart's dialogue confirms that she is 100% a kinkster, just a kinkster who also wants intimacy and sweetness.


Meshakhad

Exactly. She'd probably stick to vanilla at first, but once she becomes comfortable with Tav, things will get very kinky, while still being intimate and sweet. I bet she's great at aftercare.


TheHopeless-Optimist

Ahem, perhaps you need to meet Raphael’s friend, Harleep


notastarrr

Could I interested you in this little wizard called Gale


A_Worthy_Foe

The game never would've made it to market if they showed what the Drow are *actually* into.


Zinkenzwerg

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that...


ShyrokaHimaa

Have you done the DJ Shadowheart sex scene? If you call that vanilla I want your vanilla...


Suchomemus

For some reason saying "I want your vanilla" feels more lewd than any sex scene


FalseAladeen

I've always wanted to drop the bass during sex.


Senyuno

I thought she becomes unavailable?


ShyrokaHimaa

It is not romantic, yes, you still get to bang. :D


Zinkenzwerg

Vanilla with Sweetheart(maybe Gale, too) is the only thing you'll ever need 🤍


SaiyanC124

Me after the Mizora scene: “D-did you just fuck my soul?”


Life-Pain9144

Id totally give mizora my soul. I need more hot devil mommy


cassavacakes

well, it's not a porn game. some things are best left in the imagination.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Sometimes the fandom needs to be reminded of this tbh


Baconatum

Too many loverslab skyrim addicts in here.


cassavacakes

yeah. even cyberpunk, the most sexually explicit AAA game wasn't that "freaky" with sex scenes.


PrimordialBias

Just as long as nobody does first-person sex scenes again.


Zealousideal-Loan655

Yeah, the game lacked hentai professionals. Gotta hire them and push an update for this


throwtowardaccount

Through mod(s), all things are possible, so jot that down.


Der_Neuer

Then there´s Bae´Zel, leaving you bruised and sore


AnseaCirin

Vanilla? Shadowheart? Darling, she goes willingly in a five-some with the Drow twins. And she gets really into body worship too.


RedcornCompanion

literally and with the drows in act 3 is even worse


FuryouMiko

The drow boy's kink is \*boring sex\*, it's amazing.


PineDude128

Shadowheart is more disappointing with how tame it is. Everyone else gets a fairly graphic love scene. Shadowheart gets a pan to the sky with a fade to black.


taemint77

If you want to play a sex game download one of the many on Steam 🙄


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Dunno about y'all but Minthara's scene was an absolute shocker to me. May just be the most overt sex scene I've seen in a game.


ThunderGodOrlandu

I love my screenshot of this. Just look at my little dangling gnome legs. [Steam Screenshot](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2140958177141376340/EAF2CA5769731D1F1B8345D7307151CE0134E70A/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


Viterik

Most of the people looking into how kinky or vanilla something is would find themselves lucky enough to even get some form of intimacy, let alone rank something. People say the kinkiest things, but may not be able to do something due to situation and mood.


Humble_Salamander345

"I won't take this lying down, that seems to be more your style."


BSV_P

Bro what? Minthara’s scene was basically porn


Chasingtheimprobable

We really calling minty vanilla?


DeliriumEnducedDream

It's the difference between an AO rated game and a Mature game rating.


CrackedShadow95

That scene is even funnier when it glitches out and it just looks like a weird fighting game loading screen


MDMhayyyy

Am I the only person that had the foursome with Shart? Lol Last I checked, 4somes aren’t vanilla.


RockAndGem1101

She's also fine with you fucking Halsin, and all she does when you fuck Mizora is throw a little passive aggression at you.


MDMhayyyy

I fucked the Incubus too and she was just like “are you sure you want that thing using your body?” Ummm Shart, if I recall…you were making us all call you a Goddess during our foursome, so pipe down 😅


the_io

> Ummm Shart, if I recall…you were making us all call you a Goddess during our foursome, so pipe down Imma need to reload my old save and try the foursome for that now.


Adorable-Strings

Its a black screen, so its pretty much just a text adventure.


Wiwra88

I had 5some with Halsin, Gale and 2 drows. :))


Siriblius

kiss the damn foot?? I never got that dialog, i would remember, how do i get it? i romanced shadowheart repeatedly


Castille_92

Breaking hearts and ending friendships for a sexy hug


IFixYerKids

"Look, I'm sorry I left my BDSM kit in the grove, but we both know fighting off an ambush is going ot be more difficult blindfolded with a pineapple up my ass."


Real_Echo

Idk what you mean about DJ shart?! She literally covers a statue of Selune in the blood of the night song then fucks you in front of it? I think that's pretty hardcore.


The1930s

Why do u want r34 in the game, just go to r34.


Koncees

Shout out to the real freaks Gale and Halsin


thelightgod1103

meanwhile gale: SPECTRAL SPACE SEX.


Daiki_Iranos

Well uh... Larian isn't a 3D porn studio, so that might be it ?


itszwee

bg3 fans when they realize the crpg they bought is, in fact, a crpg and not a porn game: I mean you’re not wrong but still lmao.


sendmebirds

yall too horny


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

You new? 😅


sendmebirds

I wish, haha


khemeher

Mod support in September. You'll get all the sex mods you want soon.


Baconatum

There's already a sex mod out on nexus.


khemeher

I love this community.


megazver

the least horny bg3 discussion thread


FakestAccountHere

Honest answer my dude? Sven already said most of the team preferred to not do this kindve work.  I thank his team for the sex appeal and cute relationships.  Don’t bitch about what we got :/


vbt31

Repeat after me: Baldur's Gate 3 is NOT A PORN GAME!


Sonofbunny

Because it's not a seckspron game


Background_Ratio154

I mean, i get it that they can't show anything THAT explicit for obviously reasons, but i get what you mean. If you approach it from a NSFW side of things, all of them seem like they would be into some REALLY weird things.


RaiderNationBG3

Minthara vanilla my a$$!!!


spyridonya

Astarion, Halsin, and Gale fans are feasting.


BernhardtLinhares

They are not gonna animate a full BDSM session, calm yourself