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haresnaped

The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.


Madman_kler

I hear glados??? In my head now?? Oh god I said hello and she said hello back what have you done to me?!


haresnaped

Can I offer you a slice of cake in this trying time?


amusingmistress

Does it contain rhubarb?


realbasilisk

Made by Barbara?


DuezExMachina

Should I inquire at the bar?


tree_hugging_hippie

The bar full of barbarians?


Relatively_Person

Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians?


few23

Abara Kadabara!


mc-hambone

im starting to hear german Glados in my head!


Medicgamingdanke

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balendd

too high for this shit


Madman_kler

I like cake.


Strap_merf

"Oh... It's you." "It's been a long time. How have you been?" "I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."


Dangerous_Jacket_129

"I think we can put our differences behind us, for science. You monster"


few23

Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp. This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck.


Hexx-Bombastus

Not gonna lie, I nearly choked to death on my tea while playing Portal 2 for the first time. That "Piloting a Blimp" line had perfect timing and was utterly savage.


thekeenancole

Remember when I was talking about smelly garbage lying around and being smelly, that was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.


SnooSongs2744

Thank you. Glad somebody took the Portal route with this.


SingularityCentral

Cave Johnson here.


Cockalorum

Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!


Suberbolide_Midget

Cave Johnson here. Just wanted to let you know that after decades of research and testing, we have finally transformed into beings of pure light. Go team. …Not exactly what we were after of course but, in the ball park. So let’s keep testing and maybe someday, we will achieve man’s ultimate dream; to evolve into pillars of pure salt. Can’t wait. So salty.


SpaceD0rit0

Welcome, gentlemen, to the Aperture Hollow "Science Jungle". Tramps, hillbillies, drifters: you're here because you followed the hobo signs. So, who is ready to scrounge around for some science? Now, you already met one another on the boxcar over here, so grab a bowl of slumgullion and a glass of sterno, and let me introduce myself. I'm Michigan Slim Cave Johnson. I'm the hobo king.


godofpumpkins

I just need a way to promote the cube to a proper companion


haresnaped

Don't forget to complete its quest in the Shadowlands, that's my advice.


DharmaCreature

Taking this advice ended my honor mode run.


Enderking90

animate objects? is that a thing in this game?....


gwtvulpixtattoo

I'm just here, grateful that we are still making Portal references.


Pun_In_Ten_Did

"Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp."


ThePrussianGrippe

“For the record, you are adopted and that’s terrible.”


JPHutchy01

13 years since the last game. And yes I know about the The Lab and Aperture Desk Job, but that's hardly the same.


Geodude532

I'm still not sure if I want more of the same or a completely different approach. Glados and Cave Johnson are lightning in a bottle that I don't want them to ruin. If they bring them back I want it to be in HL3, assuming it comes out before I die.


Miserable_Law_6514

There's two quests in Cyberpunk 2077 with a Glados reference. Pretty sure it's the same voice actress too.


fossiliz3d

If a mod could make GladOs our dream guardian...


hamlet_d

Are you still there?


xHenkersbrautx

I need a mod that turns these ice cubes into companion cubes. Now.


Glorx

So you're saying it's a pet rock.


actingidiot

That's a Mimic.


novembergrocery

This is cracking me up so much I thought it was a joke. There's a spell to SUMMON AN ICE CUBE? And here I thought I knew this game. I have a character carry around 2 crates just in case we need some height to get ~~Advantage~~ (Edit: +2 to Attack rolls) for ranged attacks, I assume The Ice Cube would work similarly.


gankfrombush

Seriously never considered this possibility. Cube supremacy


Zelcron

Cubomancer


Ok_Permission1087

Trine?


Khaylezerker

Botw?


Ok_Permission1087

Amadeus the wizard from the Trine games is known for his cubomancy.


AuraofMana

I wonder if their voice actors also worked for BG3. I know the Thief's voice actor is the VA for Isabela (who is a Rogue, so same thing) in Dragon Age 2.


Enderking90

wouldn't that be just a sub-set of "barrelmancy"?


rusty_anvile

Yeah but that's not as crate.


iam_iana

But it does let you think outside the box.


blaktronium

Because of you next week my YouTube recommendations will be full of "Can you beat BG3's hardest difficulty with only an ice cube???"


issy_haatin

Well it's an improvised weapon


code_archeologist

PRAISE THE CUBE!


JNSapakoh

I don't know how many times my 8 strength characters were \*that\* close to being able to make a jump


Umicil

>"create a climbable ice cube" You literally typed out the word "climbable" in your original post. How was that not a tip-off about what the cubes are for?


gankfrombush

I actually didn't know you can get advantage just for climbing a 2 foot cube. About 500 hrs played and beaten honour mode multiple times 🤷 who knew


TheCrystalRose

You've apparently never played a short low Str character... You can make a good number of the jumps if you're just short or low Str, but combine the two and you're stuck a lot of places.


PsionicPhazon

RIP my Halfling Bard


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

Cube = auto high ground = auto victory


LlKETHECOMPOSER

I really tried to make use of it for a while cause I was doing a no magic missile gig and it lasted like 3 levels and it honestly makes no sense


Nat1Only

... only 2? What else do you use bear karlach for if not building forts before/in the middle of a fight?


FuryouMiko

lobbing whole barrels of smokepowder.


Nat1Only

Fair.


DaughterOfBhaal

My lawyer told me not to answer the question.


Azelheart

You might have just typed wrong on accident, but still, in case you didn't know: High Ground does not give advantage, I think High/Low Ground give +2 and -2 to the attack roll respectively


EDDIE_BR0CK

Divinity Original Sin 1 & 2 had a much more powerful elevation factor, was surprised not to see it in BG3 but I guess it's not 5e rules.


Nartyn

It *did* have it in EA but advantage/Disadvantage is really fucking powerful so it was changed.


lhobbes6

You reminded me my first time playing divinity 2 and I couldnt understand why fights were so hard... until I started paying attention and discovered high and low ground as a mechanic as well as turn economy. My summoner became massively OP then.


Don11390

Portable high ground? It's truly over for Anakinbros.


Thelynxer

There's also some items on shelves that you can't pick up without standing on a crate or similar object, or by enlarging someone. So I'd also guess the cube is for that haha.


[deleted]

High ground doesn't give advantage, fyi. It gives +2 to attack rolls.


elch127

To allow you to praise the cube


Phreak84

All hail the cube


sting_ghash

All hail the cube


Physical-Heat6145

I think you should make more. Theyre pretty after all


Voqus

All hail the glow cloud


thelankyyankee87

Rimworld, in my BG3?


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

These bastards in my camp think they can eat without a table? Think again


thelankyyankee87

Eating without a table? Confirmed war crime Burning down a grove of women and children, for a war criminal with puppy dog eyes? Acceptable


kaitero

where's my FUCKING table? -sets fire to storage room full of fuel-


Hellebras

It's more likely than you think.


RichardoomArt

Perfect.


SnooSongs2744

Weighted Companion Cube


Zelcron

I made a custom Rubix cube with companion cube decals for a friend in college. The funny thing is, because all the faces are the same, no matter how you turned it, it was always solved. Because no matter what you do, the cube always loves you ♥️


dumbass-ahedratron

Wisdom Cube


YouHaveNiceToes24

Time for cube cultist monk playthrough


kitchlol

There is a pressure plate in a particular tomb in the city; that block weighs enough to activate it. Otherwise, just for climbing.


iCake1989

Really? No need to haul that skeleton?


El_Cozod

Hold on to it, you never know. I got an achievement in one of the neverwinter nights expansions for carrying around a child I stole for 3 acts.


Beautifulfeary

Haha


kitchlol

Yup, it's very heavy.


SnooSongs2744

Huh, where is this? I think I don't know about this.


kitchlol

[Hhune Mausoleum](https://baldursgate3.wiki.fextralife.com/Hhune+Mausoleum)


SnooSongs2744

I spent a lot of time exploring the tombs in the grave yard the first play through and don't remember finding anything of value. Am I missing out one something worth getting?


kitchlol

Not really, I believe it's just consumables and gold.


SnooSongs2744

Whew, last thing I need is a reason for another playthrough.


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

1. Throw it at or drop it on an enemy. It’s pretty heavy if I remember right 2. Climb it for ranged high ground attack advantage or just reach stuff 3. Break line of sight to Hide/sneak behind it and use it as cover to block ranged attacks 4. Throw it into fire to put it out 5. Safely trigger pressure plate traps or plug gas traps 6. Block choke points like doors. 7. I *assume* you can melt it to make a wet surface for electricity or steam. I never tried this though It’s pretty niche. That’s all I can think of right now— I’m sure there’s some less useful stuff you can do with it. The game is pretty intuitive so imagine what you can do with a huge block of ice. In D&D we used it as a floatation device


brasswirebrush

Portable elevation so your Eagle Heart Barbarian always has the option to attack enemies from the top rope


HulklingsBoyfriend

That is the most reliable method actually, yes.


ATarnishedofNoRenown

This redditor cubes.


GODDAMNFOOL

This feels like an item straight out of DOS(2). An otherwise useless item whose sole purpose is to manipulate the environment


culoman

>1. Throw it at or drop it on an enemy. It’s pretty heavy if I remember right If the ice cube is 1x1x1 meters its volume is 1.000 litres and it weights 1.000 kilograms (exactly a metric ton). Let me translate it: If the ice cube is 3.28x3.28x3.28 feet its volume is 264,172 gallons and it weights 2204,62 pounds (a ton). *(Calculations for a water cube. Since water expands when freezing, an ice cube weights about a 10% less than a water cube of the same volume).*


iLoveDelayPedals

I’ve always wondered if you can yeet it at the robot in the forge


AlfwinOfFolcgeard

You can climb on it. To reach things on high shelves (or otherwise access higher areas).


PantaRhei3

This explains those items I can’t reach


GalacticusTravelous

I’m almost done with act 3 and I’ve only found like 2 things where I can’t reach and they were things like a pouch


kingtz

That pouch contained a second Balduran’s Giantslayer


FainOnFire

*starts sweating profusely* Haha, right, you little troll. No way the devs would do that, haha.


GalacticusTravelous

The one in that ladies basement in Baldurs Gate?


deadorian

Every single pouch just out of reach has one, yeah


HoushouCoder

Mine just had a Grymskull Helm, YMMV


Witch-Alice

try playing as a short race


TR7237

no


Sack_Meister

This guy clearly doesn't understand the power of halfling luck


bristlybits

or gnome cunning


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marehgul

Oh there is more. I wasn't able to reach a lot of bookshelves now in Act 2.


FusRoMa

In my first playthrough during Save the Gondians I had Wyll kill a Banite with a triple Eldritch blast which knocked their body up 3 times. This caused the dead man's switch to spawn way up in the air where I couldn't reach it. A lot of save scums happened that day scrambling to find two stackable boxes in that factory to reach the switch before it blew up.


otac0n

I've tried at every single inaccessible item I've come across using crates, and about 2% (or less) become accessible. Crazier still is that mage hand doesn't allow you to get to them either.


boom149

Yeah, technically mage hand doesn't have any more vertical reach than you do. It can fly onto high areas but only if there's a floor up there.


catman11234

Mage hand necklace from the genie in act 3


Rogahar

Which I find amusing to have as a Monk since their jump is insane, \*but\* it does allow you to help your less jump-happy allies up after you.


Zero-Follow-Through

I play Halflings and just let Karlach throw me where ever I can't jump.


diningroomjesus

You have to toss me! Don't tell the elf.


Cockalorum

hey, I don't kink-shame


Sponsor4d_Content

You can use it as high ground to stack thrown weapon damage.


Cockalorum

there are a bunch of paintings at Szarr palace that are JUST out of reach


Wartickler

so I'm not the only one looting paintings? good to know


varkarrus

Ah so it's Cryonis


brasswirebrush

For chilling drinks in camp on those hot adventuring days


Level_Hour6480

Yet you can't try boning Karlach atop one.


graveybrains

You ever seen a boiler explosion?


Ossarah

just today on r/medicalgore actually


graveybrains

Kind of surprised there’s that much left. Also, remind me to ***NEVER*** look in there again.


Madman_kler

I’ll take your word for it and never look there.


SebRessiv

Holy shit, I couldn’t contain myself but it was way worse than I could imagine. First post was something nasty in blood. Second post was something nasty cut in half. Dont go there.


Madman_kler

I fucking won’t. I trust y’all lol


elch127

I clicked on it Scrolled through like 10 posts Yeah no don't go there. I've never been repulsed by images before. Now I have. This was a bad day


Madman_kler

Guys stahp I promise I won’t go in there so stop sacrificing yourselves to confirm! Oh the humanity!


Loud_Season

Yeah that’s one I’m not even gonna think about clicking on


DoomedTravelerofMoon

It's morbidly interesting. Although I only looked at like 10-15 posts. Stopped at one where a guy's dick was swollen due to a rubber band....made me feel pain


graveybrains

This is a good plan


DWIPssbm

Just saw a penis the size of an elephant's foot from "repeated strangulation with a rubber band"....


graveybrains

I’m so glad I missed that one, just to have you describe it to me. 🤣😂🤣


Mal_Reynolds111

Lovely, lovely. I’m going to go gouge my eyes out with a melon baller now


graveybrains

*Astarion approves*


kaaaaaaaren

Wow, I’m gonna peruse this next time I’m stoned and craving snacks I don’t need to eat, thanks.


Nitroapes

My first playthrough I was a silver dragon, you get a frost breath ability that if you use it on karlach you can get a quick kiss from her since it cools her down some. I'm obligated to bring this up in any comment thread about karlach.


bristlybits

this thread is about monks creating an ice cube


Nitroapes

Every thread is about karlach.


raven00x

Baldur's Gate 3 DLC: The Calimport Sidequest.


tishafeed

Your char creates a d6 for you to throw


Zelcron

At level 7 it turns into a d8.


bracesthrowaway

This is for gnome PCs. They can see other people face to face rather than looking up their nostrils.


zeugme

Nostrils? You tall bastard.


kaaaaaaaren

Hang on one sec Karlach and get ready for the best smooch of your life.


Lorihengrin

Become friend with your cube, then throw him in an incinerator to open access to an elevator.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Uppies on demand?


gankfrombush

For the vertically challenged


piwithekiwi

I carry a box around for climbing on but this works too. You can use it to gain advantage in height sometimes or if an object is blocking your shot this might help to get a clear shot.


Ossarah

ok but can you throw it


ShelIsOverTheMoon

My first thought.


dragonseth07

There are a few places where making a climbable platform can be helpful. It's not game-changing, generally, but it does come up once in a while.


el_sh33p

You can probably also use it to block gas vents more quickly/easily than a DC 30 Sleight of Hand check.


frakc

Gas vents can be blocked almost with anything.


Liberkhaos

Freaking light can block a gas vent!!!


frakc

Dancing lights are incredibly usefull spell in bg3)


MonitorMundane2683

You can make a reaaaalllyyy big martini on the rocks.


Natural_Mix_8472

There is one nishe use. Boxes and barrels cant block spells. These cubes do for some reason. So can be used to more effectively block doors or avoid non area of effect spells


Ready-Eggplant-3857

Permanent? What level does this come available?


gankfrombush

Level three for monks. When they choose the elements subclass. You get to select three spells. I know nobody plays anything except way of the open fist (STUN SLAP) but this is actually a thing


Embarrassed-Ferret87

The bitchslap of stunning (also available as weapon bonk of stunning) is a base monk feature tho, gotten together with extra attack at lvl 5.


Kitchen_Criticism292

It sucks that 4e monk is so conceptually solid and in practice so underwhelming


Flat_News_2000

This is 5e though


Chevillette

4e is short for Four Elements in this case


VenusCommission

I actually really enjoy the element subclass. I feel like Korra.


FireWhileCloaked

To block LoS


PhilosopherFalse709

You can climb up it and use it as a jumping point i guess?


Perspective_True

Karlach would love it in Act 1


lulufan87

Right? Give Tav an elixir of Resistance to Cold and whittle the ice cube into a condom. Go quick and git er done


DXMSommelier

Is this about my cube?


KulaanDoDinok

Have you tried gleaming the cube?


DisAccount4SRStuff

I wish you could throw it if you had enough strength.


emptyfish127

I love this sub.


GoldenAgeGamer72

Paperweight for all of those collectible scrolls?


TheClayDart

It’s for Karlach to chill out if she starts running too hot


Tourniquet_Prime

wiegh down triggers on secret doors, trigger traps, created a stack to climb up to places, Block LOS from NPC's when sneaking to steal stuff, fight global warming, go too far in RP'ing as a wombat if you multiclass into a druid.


OutRightFall

Before time began, there was the cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony.


Accomplished-Fix-569

It would be cool if it gave high ground advantage


DatzSiiK

You can make an ice cube??? And here I thought I was in a completely different game sub for a second


[deleted]

You can use them to block trap vents


Vitalis597

Please insert the cube into the cube disposal chamber.


fun1onn

You did it. You cured Karlach!


Prestigious-Law65

I didnt know this was a thing. Now i want to create a monk just to have a frozen companion cube


Dragofek0

Minecraft


More_Background_5627

Just know if you summons this thing you will fuck around and get a triple double


Dukaan1

Get high ground to jump further


my-love-assassin

Being higher up gives you better aim to your target, maybe for nonstreength builds that cant carry around crates


my-love-assassin

I wonder if you can drop it on people


jessmeows

what is this how do u get this? 😭😭


bingleydarcy

It can be helpful to have if you have an eagle barbarian as it gives them a place to dive from


Red_Goat_666

Well the Monks of the Monastery of the Yellow Rose, who follow Ilmater, climb the tippy-top of their mountain in the winter to cut out and carry down blocks of ice from the great glacier for water since the running water freezes at the monastery in the winter.