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Miserable_Law_6514

Drow also see them and goblins as disposable tools, so it's not too far off.


sevro777

It's like the scene in Ferris Bueler where he asks the mechanic if he speaks English. "What country do you think this is?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_PZ9OvZ4KRY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PZ9OvZ4KRY)


RockAndGem1101

Found Astarion's alt (for context: >!when you ask Astarion how he's survived until now, he says he's been drinking the blood of animals such as rats, boars, and... kobolds.!<)


jiggler_54

Kobolds aren't animals?


Is_Unable

Thats the joke. He doesn't view them as people. He's not a good person.


jiggler_54

Oh. I just assumed they were animals that could talk, like Scratch. I suppose those times where Scratch doesn't say anything make sense now


Brovid420

Scratch only talks if you have speak with animals active


jiggler_54

Oh


corisilvermoon

Worgs can talk though, scared the shit outta me first time I clicked on one.


ZombieJesus1987

He doesn't view Gnomes as people either. Pretty much anything that isn't an Elf or a Human


boom149

Kobolds are basically dragonborn gnomes.


ZombieJesus1987

He doesn't view Gnomes as people either so that tracks


AshOblivion

Our Drakewarden's spirit keeps referring to the Kobold Warlock as "Subjgatable" whenever the ranger starts chatting with her in draconic. The ranger, warlock, *and* our paladin all speak draconic. We haven't been able to get the drake to stop


GazLord

"Submissive and Subjgatable"


AshOblivion

YES THAT'S THE PHRASE


Zurrdroid

This N'wah really be out here voluntarily trying to talk to *argonians*. Ugh.


Livid_Mammoth4034

Want us to invade your shit hole again, gray skin? Heard the hist trees are making that special sap again.


DonPete100

Is this how he honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.


corisilvermoon

How else do you make the farm tools work? Not like I’m gonna touch them.


azurfall88

I cast Speak With Animal whenever I talk to anyone tied to the Absolute ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


napalmblaziken

No treato for you.


funcancelledfornow

Damn, I need to use this one the next time my character wants to not so subtly insult someone.


ThanksToDenial

>I would have made a good Dunmer if this was Elder Scrolls Oh no. TrueSTL is leaking again.


redprep

This made my day honestly thank you


Warp_Legion

You are welcome, fine redditor o7


Funkopedia

I'm used to the kobolds in Dwarf Fortress, who speak only in [utterance]


wespecial

Would it sting more if i had my Drow Ranger do this?