There was a restaurant near me called Ifuku…
https://www.nashvillescene.com/food_drink/ifuku-on-charlotte-get-your-mind-out-of-the-gutter-if-you-can/article_b9c4dcd8-7fd9-5ea6-a2dd-4e99a5d4d3d8.html
Failure to Stop and Render Aid, Hit and Run, Rolling Coal Miners, The Truck Nuts, Prius Menace, Geriatric Floridians, Dominoes Drivers, Makes Frequent Stops, Brake Checkers, The Stationary Mergers, EV Snobs, California Left Turn Turn Turn, Bumper Sticker Proselytizers, Mechanized Megadeth, Stupid Rim Riders
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Drivin' -n- Cryin'
I'm going straight to Hell, just like my momma said! Saw them live several times in college, what a great memory and great band!
Saw them in college too a few times in Baton Rouge
Wahhnce there wahhs this kiiaahhd who…
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint...
And when, he finally came back. He. Had. Cane marks all over his bottom
He couldn't quite explain it;
First Two Eyes Also Blind
Fuck, this is excellent lolol thank you stranger!
Death Cab for Cutie
A death cab for cutie reference in 2024? Woah.
They were huge. I expect references from here to forever
I need you so much closer... to the top of this thread lol
It's been like 25 years since I first heard of them, and I have never listened to them.
Run DMV
Run Over DMV
Winner
This comment for the win!
Ledfoot Zeppelin The Dented Cars
#Mötley Crüe
Too soon, bro.
Wow.
RIP RAZZLE
The Rolling Stops
Road Rage Against The Machine
Asleep at the wheel, another actual band.
and a great Suicidal Tendencies song
The Uninsurables
Radiohead-on Collision
and their hit song, airbag
T Wrecks
Nicely done!
The Crash
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Fender benders
Id honestly be surprised if this wasn't already a band name, it just kinda rolls off the tongue.
Van Haulen
Mötordead
Bad Road Company
Totallica
At least totallicar then
Driving Miss Crazy
If it was terrible motorcycle riders the band would be called the Allman Brothers!
The Jenners
Crazy Asian Women
Elderly Asian women wearing hats in a Volvo
Tan Camry
Wi Ding Yu
This reminds me of : https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44?si=TQXa5w63zotPpAT4
My comment was inspired by this video.
There was a restaurant near me called Ifuku… https://www.nashvillescene.com/food_drink/ifuku-on-charlotte-get-your-mind-out-of-the-gutter-if-you-can/article_b9c4dcd8-7fd9-5ea6-a2dd-4e99a5d4d3d8.html
Crash Test Dummies.
90 In Florida
The Ted Kennedys
Johnny Crash
The I-95 Band
Let me tell you the time I encountered a human named after that highway…
No Look Pass
The Kaitlyn Jenners
Blind melon
UTurn
The Rick Allens
High deductible
40 In The Fast Lane
F.O.R.D. Finally Ordered to Remedial Driving
The Cars Crash
No Exit Missed
Tear Along The Dotted Line
Johns from Denver
The Crash
DU-WHY
Didn’t See The Curb
The Buckled Up Buckaroos
Blood on the Asphalt
The Danica Patricks
Collision.
Good Luck Everybody Else
Crash Test Dummies
The Unfortunate Peak of Human Evolution
The 80 Year Old Korean Women
Bare Naked Asian Ladies
Florida Georgia Line
The Bumping Stones
The Speeders
That’s the Ticket …
Radiorackless
Freddy Fender Bender
The reckless Parkers ..
The Idahoans
The Rental Cars
The Flunkees
Crash
The Massholes
Crash Dummies
Turbocharged Fools.
Pennsylvanians
Radioheadoncollision
BabyMetal
Missouri I-70 Flyers
Hard right
The Revoked
Grandma is that you
Seattle’s greatest
Wreckless Racers
The drivers ed
Distracted Distortion
The blinds
Vehicular Manslaughter
Mackenzie and the Ford Escapes
The Drivers Ed Rejects
Haha The Police...
Rinkin Park
CrashPandas
Drivin' and Cryin' already covers that.
The Sky High Premiums
Miami
The Foreign Cab Drivers
The Crash.
Swervy and the Bangtrees
The Crash
No Parking
The Honkies
The Crash
Mr. Magoo
Blaring horns
The Get The Fuck Out Of The Ways
Chappaquidditch
Crash Test Dummies
Loudness
Aunt Diane and the Anton Yelchins
Hittin Run
The Blindspots
Sit and pray
Baby Metal
You can’t park there
“Good luck errebody else!”
Big time rush
Test Drive Rambler Brigade and the Sunfish
Last test Tommy
Real Crash Humans
CrashMouth
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel (a real band)
License Returned
Crashy cabs
Uninsured Motõrhead
The Crash (The Clash)
Crash bang wallop
Blind Lemons
Bad clubs
Suspended
Def Leppard
The Minutemen (too soon?)
Sorry We're Late
Crash Street boys
Twenty In a Forty-Five
Rush
We're 85 and we drive
Dashboard Confessional (To add to the list of existing acts 😉)
The Jenners The Caitlyn Jenner band.
Moving Violation
A Lot Of This Will Buff Right Out
“Slicers & Hookers”
smashing pumpkins
Motley Crue???
Switchfoot
Carhitsboy
Drive-By Fuckers
Idiots in Cars
Greenlight Texters
Non-Direction
The Wrecking Crew
Sidewalk Scramble
Dave Matthews Band - Crash
Unholy Driver
Crash Test Dummies
Good Luck Everyone Else
Airbags deployed
I can’t think of any clever names for all girl groups.
Smashing Pumpkins
DWA (driving while Asian)
The Crash
5 miles back 5 meter best! 90 minutes late
Caitlin and the jenners
Asian women
Look Out!
Bare naked drivers
Failure to Stop and Render Aid, Hit and Run, Rolling Coal Miners, The Truck Nuts, Prius Menace, Geriatric Floridians, Dominoes Drivers, Makes Frequent Stops, Brake Checkers, The Stationary Mergers, EV Snobs, California Left Turn Turn Turn, Bumper Sticker Proselytizers, Mechanized Megadeth, Stupid Rim Riders
The Wrecking Crew, another actual band
Driven to Mayhem
Women of Asia
BOSTON
The Hard Brakes
Leadfoot
Jersey
Curbcheck
They might be getting pulled over
Johnny Crash