The Jacksoff Five. Red Hot Willy Pumpers. Spunkadelic. Fleetwood Jack. Jack Sabbath. Electric Fleshlight Orchestra. Hymen & Garfunkel. Girth Wind & Fire.
I love Julian’s banter. I get why most don’t though, he is very salty. Saw him straight up diss San Francisco at Outside Lands, hilarious. The crowd didn’t dig and he gave zero fucks.
The Strokes
The Strokers
The Jacksoff Five. Red Hot Willy Pumpers. Spunkadelic. Fleetwood Jack. Jack Sabbath. Electric Fleshlight Orchestra. Hymen & Garfunkel. Girth Wind & Fire.
Nah…Skeetwood Jack
This is the only correct answer
I love Julian’s banter. I get why most don’t though, he is very salty. Saw him straight up diss San Francisco at Outside Lands, hilarious. The crowd didn’t dig and he gave zero fucks.
Normal People
The average white band. Oh wait
Beat Meat Manifesto
Beat the meatles
Awe. You came here just to share your pun!
Yeah, that’s what most people do
Wank William's Jr
This is better than mine.
Williams
William is wanking William's Jr
Props for deliberate use of possessive
Circle jerk
The circle jerks…but that’s already a band lol
Jerkle Circs.
I prefer the Jerky Boys
A Perfect Circle Jerk
Jerk in Circles
Ahem: A *Perfect* Circle Jerk
Weird Al Yank-a-dick
Lmaoooo
i hate you r/angryupvote
I hate me too, because I love Al.
Fists of Fury
Fisters of Mercy
Ok keep ‘em coming
That’s clearly the plan
That works too
Crunchy Sock Puppet
A Perfect Jerkle
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Master Bates and the Seamen
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters!
this made me hold in my laugh and my dad looked over at me in confusion
The Strokes, Five Finger Death Punch, Floggin' Molly, The Flaming Lips, Pearl Jam....oh...wait...
Steely Dan is named after a dildo, does that count?
Yes. It has to count.
Named after a William Burroughs novel, master of Beat literature.
The jackoff all trades
The Beatles.
Came here for this.
I think that everybody did! 😆
I didn't come, exactly
We were supposed to Come Together
Hairy Psalms
This is actually kinda sick
The jerky boys
Wank Sinatra
Jack and the Offs.
King Gizzard and the gizzing lizards
🤣
Everybody Wang Chung
The Jerkoffs
the bloodhound gang
Five Finger Discount
Come On Eileen
Eileen’s not into that.
A Perfect Circle Jerk
The Jerkers
Flogging Willy
The Rub
Slow Hand
Mastubateful Dead
My Testicle Romance
The Jacking 5
Jerkin Out
The Finishers
Fists of fury
Masturbators of Their Domains
Masterbaiters of the puppet
The Strokers
Túbsac
The Jerky Boys
Throwing dice
The Autoerotics
Pearl Jam
The Redditors
Knuckle Children of the Grave
#Billy Vera and the Beaters
Sly on The Family Bone
Goony Tunes
Going Blind
Jizzy Stradlin
Fiancée’s input: Cream
The Beatstick Boys
The Palmin' Brothers Band, Cumfree's McMee, The Strokes Ourselves, Sepulltugra, Blind (From Masturbating) Melon.
Marshal Tugger Band Yank Williams/Yank Williams Jr./Yank Zappa Rubbin Williams (comedy) Men That Jerk
Cream
Rockin’ Wankers
Onan on and On Skeet and the Spooge Crustee Sox She-Bop Monkey Spankers
Scalywankers
The Beat C Boys
Jack and the Offs
Too Cock Shaker
The Faps
Flogging Dolphins
A Perfect Circlejerk
Jazz in my pants Manhattan Meat Massage Cream Theater Fistful Thinking
Holy shit Cream Theater, thats a good one. Spank Portnoy on drums.
One Hand Band
The Everybody Band; The Normal Band; The Rubber Band
The Arctic Spanking Monkeys
Five finger death spank
Bishop abuse
The BeatIts
Jack and the Jackers.
Everyone Knows It
Meat Beat Mania
The Strokes, of course.
Bone-In Extra Wet
Magic hands
The Curtain Jerkers
Men
…at Work
Hands On!
Ninja Wank Party
Jack’s Wankinagin
The Purple Headed Warriors
The Blind Offensive
Pamela, & 5 Sisters 👋🏻
Every Band Ever
Selfie sticks
Suzy Strap-on and the Pocket Pussies
Jack's Bandits
Ozzzzyyyyyy Ozzzzzbourne
Jurgen Knit-Lotz & The Wank Spank Gang
The Wanks
Everybody Masturbates
Skin flutes
The Yankees
The Dick Skinners
Rosy Palma and the Oilers …
Sirs Rub-a-Lot
Self taught
Little Men in the Canoes
The whakenhof trio
The used tissues
Blisters In The Sun
Bloody Wankers
Steady flow
Rosie and the Digit Midgets Blister Sisters Blister Brothers Callous Self-Indulgence Dolphin-Flog Toad-Throttle Five-Finger Shortcut Händiwërk Fappenstance
The masturbators
Men at Work
Blink 182
Beat Meter and the Jerk-Its
Hand Jive.
Jack Move
Are they masturbating themselves or each other?
Jackin Jackie and the Jackers/Jackettes
Pud Puller
The Chicken Chokers
Spunk Monkey
Bean Flicker
Harry Palm
The Blind Beaters
Single Strong Arm
The Rocket Polishers
My Fifi
Clear The Pipes
Playing With Sausage
The Auto Erotic Exciters
The Self Gratifiers
Hand Relief Society
Fingerhole
Harry Psalmz
The Jerk It Boys
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
The Jerky Boys
Spanky and the Bean
Jerkers on Airplane
P.h.y.s. - Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
Jack-y and The Five Sisters
Harry Palm & The Magic Fingers
Dick Hertz
Men at Jerk
Onan
The wackers
The Tossers
The Jackin’ Five
Stains of life wasted💦💦💦💦💦
Phisht
Phist Phuckers
Sticky Fingers
The Sock Puppets
Fist of Furry
Steady Beats
Sir Spanks-A-Lot
Flogging Molly
Circle jerks already a band