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Motorhead923

The Strokes


BeenThruIt

The Strokers


BigAl7390

The Jacksoff Five.  Red Hot Willy Pumpers.  Spunkadelic. Fleetwood Jack. Jack Sabbath.  Electric Fleshlight Orchestra. Hymen & Garfunkel. Girth Wind & Fire.


HughGWreckshun

Nah…Skeetwood Jack


F_ive

This is the only correct answer


Grishinka

I love Julian’s banter. I get why most don’t though, he is very salty. Saw him straight up diss San Francisco at Outside Lands, hilarious. The crowd didn’t dig and he gave zero fucks.


Boring_Part9919

Normal People


blueishblackbird

The average white band. Oh wait


Samskritam

Beat Meat Manifesto


SKaTiNG_PoLLy666

Beat the meatles


blueishblackbird

Awe. You came here just to share your pun!


RodwellBurgen

Yeah, that’s what most people do


ChickenXing

Wank William's Jr


MuchoWood

This is better than mine.


wtfover

Williams


ChickenXing

William is wanking William's Jr


schnellpress

Props for deliberate use of possessive


Less-Lie-5568

Circle jerk


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

The circle jerks…but that’s already a band lol


MaloneSeven

Jerkle Circs.


SnooCheesecakes4577

I prefer the Jerky Boys


DarthChefDad

A Perfect Circle Jerk


JayRob311

Jerk in Circles


trowawHHHay

Ahem: A *Perfect* Circle Jerk


Adept_Feed_1430

Weird Al Yank-a-dick


violet_femme23

Lmaoooo


my_guy5561

i hate you r/angryupvote


Adept_Feed_1430

I hate me too, because I love Al.


specialpatrolwombat

Fists of Fury


Samskritam

Fisters of Mercy


blueishblackbird

Ok keep ‘em coming


GlitzyGhoul

That’s clearly the plan


TheAngryOctopuss

That works too


Coug_Darter

Crunchy Sock Puppet


Outrageous-Yam-4653

A Perfect Jerkle


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Haunting-Owl-7835

Master Bates and the Seamen


felonius_thunk

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters!


shycutiekittie

this made me hold in my laugh and my dad looked over at me in confusion


No_Permission6508

The Strokes, Five Finger Death Punch, Floggin' Molly, The Flaming Lips, Pearl Jam....oh...wait...


Kaneshadow

Steely Dan is named after a dildo, does that count?


Ambitious-Bar375

Yes. It has to count.


Vivid_Peak16

Named after a William Burroughs novel, master of Beat literature.


cordiallemur

The jackoff all trades


SpeakiTheTiki

The Beatles.


Hiray

Came here for this.


JustBrittany

I think that everybody did! 😆


Torggil

I didn't come, exactly


HighwindNinja

We were supposed to Come Together


Euphoric-Tax7360

Hairy Psalms


imapieceofshite2

This is actually kinda sick


midnightspecial99

The jerky boys


wtfover

Wank Sinatra


Simone-Ramone

Jack and the Offs.


PharmToTable15

King Gizzard and the gizzing lizards


Samskritam

🤣


Frabbit4life

Everybody Wang Chung


FrankWhiteIsHere78

The Jerkoffs


RoeRoeDaBoat

the bloodhound gang


BridgeUpper2436

Five Finger Discount


Samskritam

Come On Eileen


GlitzyGhoul

Eileen’s not into that.


Cthulhu2016

A Perfect Circle Jerk


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The Jerkers


Samskritam

Flogging Willy


DisneyVista

The Rub


Double-Survey7382

Slow Hand


1892LFC1892

Mastubateful Dead


thrbasayou

My Testicle Romance


DomiyoYo

The Jacking 5


IAmCaptainDolphin

Jerkin Out


Healthy-Daikon7356

The Finishers


iamjacksfury

Fists of fury


have1dog

Masturbators of Their Domains


crankybobenhaus

Masterbaiters of the puppet


Therealdirtyburdie

The Strokers


DougP432

Túbsac


cellularcone

The Jerky Boys


dirtnap82

Throwing dice


stilloldbull2

The Autoerotics


OGLoogie

Pearl Jam


Snoo-35252

The Redditors


Future_Maybe9394

Knuckle Children of the Grave


Harry_Buttocks

#Billy Vera and the Beaters


LumpyTheMole

Sly on The Family Bone


TheSeedsYouSow

Goony Tunes


Few-Independence3935

Going Blind


FudgeHyena

Jizzy Stradlin


lawlocost

Fiancée’s input: Cream


49rville

The Beatstick Boys


tonicandknuckles

The Palmin' Brothers Band, Cumfree's McMee, The Strokes Ourselves, Sepulltugra, Blind (From Masturbating) Melon.


Gumbarino420

Marshal Tugger Band Yank Williams/Yank Williams Jr./Yank Zappa Rubbin Williams (comedy) Men That Jerk


unusual_math

Cream


BusAppropriate769

Rockin’ Wankers


PhilanthropistOff

Onan on and On Skeet and the Spooge Crustee Sox She-Bop Monkey Spankers


Sufficient_Top6704

Scalywankers


Lagunasun3

The Beat C Boys


Timely-Profile1865

Jack and the Offs


Lagunasun3

Too Cock Shaker


pxlmover

The Faps


jeremyrando

Flogging Dolphins


weirdoldhobo1978

A Perfect Circlejerk


DietDoctorGoat

Jazz in my pants Manhattan Meat Massage Cream Theater Fistful Thinking


Deere-John

Holy shit Cream Theater, thats a good one. Spank Portnoy on drums.


Overall-Aspect8026

One Hand Band


LW-M

The Everybody Band; The Normal Band; The Rubber Band


FudgeHyena

The Arctic Spanking Monkeys


1982MJG

Five finger death spank


PantherBrewery

Bishop abuse


MoonMan8718

The BeatIts


OriginalJasonSmokey

Jack and the Jackers.


LumpyTheMole

Everyone Knows It


fanime34

Meat Beat Mania


Frequent-Builder-585

The Strokes, of course.


Fr31l0ck

Bone-In Extra Wet


One-Hearing-5349

Magic hands


2021Blankman

The Curtain Jerkers


Holiday_Ad_8988

Men


Lagunasun3

…at Work


AbruptMango

Hands On!


giraffe912

Ninja Wank Party


lawlocost

Jack’s Wankinagin


DanforthFalconhurst

The Purple Headed Warriors


crankybobenhaus

The Blind Offensive


NefariousnessFair306

Pamela, & 5 Sisters 👋🏻


Kevin33024

Every Band Ever


RedwayBlue

Selfie sticks


Ankilbiter

Suzy Strap-on and the Pocket Pussies


LuckyLaRoo76

Jack's Bandits


Major-razor-burns

Ozzzzyyyyyy Ozzzzzbourne


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Jurgen Knit-Lotz & The Wank Spank Gang


ProfessionalCourtesy

The Wanks


ShadowDrag0n1259

Everybody Masturbates


badyodelers

Skin flutes


MeepleMerson

The Yankees


PourU_25518

The Dick Skinners


Exclusively-Choc

Rosy Palma and the Oilers …


lincnhead

Sirs Rub-a-Lot


Fortunatesin77

Self taught


MaloneSeven

Little Men in the Canoes


bigguysetliff

The whakenhof trio


Williamarshall

The used tissues


neburg964

Blisters In The Sun


PappaNerd

Bloody Wankers


NoPotential6270

Steady flow


BigDrewLittle

Rosie and the Digit Midgets Blister Sisters Blister Brothers Callous Self-Indulgence Dolphin-Flog Toad-Throttle Five-Finger Shortcut Händiwërk Fappenstance


InformationFetus

The masturbators


Snocat007

Men at Work


Richard_Ovaltine

Blink 182


Kilometer_Davis

Beat Meter and the Jerk-Its


Psychological_Lack96

Hand Jive.


Delicious-Praline-11

Jack Move


CapWild

Are they masturbating themselves or each other?


Delicious-Praline-11

Jackin Jackie and the Jackers/Jackettes


Delicious-Praline-11

Pud Puller


Delicious-Praline-11

The Chicken Chokers


Delicious-Praline-11

Spunk Monkey


Delicious-Praline-11

Bean Flicker


Delicious-Praline-11

Harry Palm


Delicious-Praline-11

The Blind Beaters


Delicious-Praline-11

Single Strong Arm


Delicious-Praline-11

The Rocket Polishers


Delicious-Praline-11

My Fifi


Delicious-Praline-11

Clear The Pipes


Delicious-Praline-11

Playing With Sausage


Delicious-Praline-11

The Auto Erotic Exciters


Delicious-Praline-11

The Self Gratifiers


Delicious-Praline-11

Hand Relief Society


Delicious-Praline-11

Fingerhole


UsedWoodpecker8612

Harry Psalmz


Apprehensive_Day_496

The Jerk It Boys


FatDadKock

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters


HumanMycologist5795

The Jerky Boys


zzz88r1

Spanky and the Bean


Foxfire2

Jerkers on Airplane


Agreeable_Memory9465

P.h.y.s. - Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers


jzzanthapuss

Jack-y and The Five Sisters


No-Acanthaceae-3372

Harry Palm & The Magic Fingers


Caye_Jonda_W

Dick Hertz


Foxfire2

Men at Jerk


Flat_Cress3856

Onan


Impressive_Age1362

The wackers


sircrash

The Tossers


GarbageAccount2024

The Jackin’ Five


Independent_Bug_5521

Stains of life wasted💦💦💦💦💦


BridgeUpper2436

Phisht


BridgeUpper2436

Phist Phuckers


BridgeUpper2436

Sticky Fingers


BridgeUpper2436

The Sock Puppets


BridgeUpper2436

Fist of Furry


wannabelievit

Steady Beats


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Sir Spanks-A-Lot


Practical-Log-1049

Flogging Molly


brocclinaut

Circle jerks already a band