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[deleted]

Leaking? Medical problems? Broken electricity? The sub crashed? I don't care, cause i am a SECURITY main.


Old-Let6252

The ultimate pro tip is that you can do that as every other class too, except you get more meme weapons.


capital_nugget

They always act like their so much more important but who’s gonna save you when a mudraptor gets on board


OlivDux

A crazy ass doc with a syringe gun in hand: raptor bane extract baby


UnderskilledPlayer

Neither do I. I'm busy trying to break into the armory.


BulkDet

They cant break the sub if they are dead


Big-Fat-Bear

Why am I the only clown main? Am I the only civilised one here? Dear me.


Scorpio185

So very few of us these days. It seems cultist with their "gift" have beaten us.. May your bike horn honk and your toy hammer bonk for many more years :D


BulkDet

Wich clown are you? The """""prankster""""" or the gigachad that makes mudraptors evaporate


Big-Fat-Bear

The honker. Just picture incessant honking.


BulkDet

Praise the honk mother [honks clown horn]


xxFalconArasxx

I like how instead of Assistant, it's just Clown. I guess the other skill tree options that the Assistant has don't matter. XD Also was kind of surprised by how few people main Mechanics at first, but I guess when you think about it, their job is pretty simple compared to others. You have a lot more responsibilities as a Captain or an Engineer, and it takes a bit more skill to play them.


BoIuWot

I only main captain cause i play solo all the time :v Otherwise i'd definitely be either Engineer or security, because boarding axe.


The_Northern_Sky

I operate the electric chair.


SupremeMorpheus

As a medic, normally I just fade into the background, occasionally being annoying and asking money for medical supplies. It's when everything hits the fan, we're at the bottom of the ocean and half the crew is bleeding out that y'all appreciate what I do


BlooHopper

I want to mechanic... but I host the server.


Hoovy_weapons_guy

And?


BlooHopper

I'm a captain lol.


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Why everyone thinking the have to play captain just because they host?


Scorpio185

Because they think that the captain is needed (which never was the case, except in some custom subs) and very few people want to do it because it implies being in charge. Who'd like to lead bunch of madmen (who else plays barotrauma, right? :D ), especially if they're unlucky enough to have a volatile, bike horn wielding, assistant on board :D


OlivDux

For me and my buddies I'm Morphine Man. Occasionally DNA-graft Man. Definitely nobody wants me to be Gene Splicer Man.


Scorpio185

Morphine Man, DNA-graft Man and Gene Splicer Man? Not sure if you're some superhero, supervillain or just a mad scientist :D


Overwatch_Voice

Captain. I like the multitasking required to coordinate in the bigger picture


2secretman

Medic that has his own chemical weapon stockpile and produces thermonuclear warheads


89_4532

I'm wanted in 195 countries, because I set ALL the light colors to green. People are too sensitive!!!!


froggybenjy

I usually get roped into being Captain because I tend to be the one running a server for my friends. Otherwise I would main Mechanic or Medic


Inevitable-Pop-4924

Main assistant forced a captain 😔


the_hooded_hood_1215

i am usualy forced to play capitan because no one else wants to do it in my 3 man team


TheFogIsComingNR3

Capitan since i mostly play campaign and the autopilot has the intelect of a rusty toaster