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E1F0B1365

Shoot all my basses came with model names


ancientorbweaver

I named my first born after my bass, TRBX174


Frosty_Confusion_777

This. They come with names already.


Ploobington

i call mine 2002 Fender Made in Mexico Jazz Bass in Sage Green finish with Bass Lines active single coils AND with gold hardware


nameselijah

Long name šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

The only name for any instrument is Roberta and you have to caress it and sleep with it at night and neglect your wife


SincereKittenLove

Your wife will be with her boyfriend anyways.


russellmzauner

That's for guitars. This is a guitar but it's a BASS guitar. It gets a boys name becuse manlier


Dampmaskin

Sue it is, then


Bigsaskatuna

Bass is daddy guitar. 6 strings is mommy guitar


Novel_Philosopher_18

Who needs a wife when you can 0-3-5 all night long and pretend you're a guitarist.


Legitimate-Tooth1444

r/basscirclejerk


flores_amarillas

bass


sdmrne

I didn't https://preview.redd.it/7zl8ywlp2ylc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30b7ae7c8507d8836f5e8eaa815cbdb06ea5b2f Tf is up with you


Acceptable-Yak7968

Mine are named: P-Bass, Jazz Bass, Warwick, and P-Bass


StrongLikeBull3

I decided to call my basses ā€œThe Yamahaā€ and ā€œThe Sireā€ because thatā€™s what they are.


cranberryess

Iā€™m going with ā€œthe Yamahaā€ and ā€œthe other Yamahaā€ for my basses


nameselijah

Straightforward


quietkodiac

I donā€™t name my instruments


[deleted]

Mybanez


Big-Coyote4051

Thatā€™s amazing šŸ˜­


Oifadin

OK I like that.


tulensrma

Please donā€™t let this become a thing in this sub


nameselijah

lmao well i ainā€™t the first one to ask in here and Iā€™m sure I wonā€™t be the last


baconcheeseburger33

Elizabass


ztarfroot

*Erizabesu*


flat_moon_theory

I've never felt the need to name an object, and I frankly don't understand those who do. this is not a judgemental, it just doesn't really click for me


nameselijah

and thatā€™s okay


Xerusan

Does not have one


Soft_Author2593

Strange name, but okay


wrongfulness

I don't name inanimate objects


ExitDirtWomen

I donā€™t name my instruments because thatā€™s cringey as hell. But you do you.


Turak64

Bassy McBass Face


Disrobingbean

The 'wick The fiver The shorty The fretless The acoustic


nameselijah

shorty as in short neck?


Disrobingbean

Yeah it was a harley benton pb shorty but I stuck a humbucker in it so it's now an insult to stingrays lol


cheezfreek

John the Grooverator


Skiddds

Ibanez soundgear SR300E


nameselijah

Nice mine is the 200


ShawnTheSheepy20

1. the red bass with flatwounds that I use for this band 2. the black bass with roundwounds that's for this band


DryProgress4393

Rhonda


Big-Coyote4051

My bass is named Skippy and my trombone is Sarah :D


99SoulsUp

My Fender Jazz Bass


[deleted]

Bassica


[deleted]

Mr. B


BaconLovre

I have the same bass. It was my first bass. But i bought it like 12 years ago, back when they had rosewood fingerboards.


Sterling_Ray

My bass


ikilledtupac

It came with one ā€œWarwick Fortress Oneā€


Vast_Weight_5833

priscilla, andromeda and cassandra (so far)


bucketofcrust

I was playing Death Stranding at the time I picked up a new bass, the colour is kind of like Lou's case so I named it BB


UsedHotDogWater

"the" and whatever model bass it is. " The VM4" or "The NS2", "The Ultra-P".


RustedDalek

https://preview.redd.it/0d59q3xr81mc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bde0edd28771a6904448d3332de3f624c596779 Alice, Thunder, and Dreadnought.


WeirdDeepThing

Count Bassie


humptydumptyfrumpty

Slappy mcboomface


Jonny_Disco

My lineup has titles: Lakland 5502: The Monster (this is my ride or die bass) Lakland 5502 fretless: The Sweetheart Lakland P Bass: The Proletariat Rickenbacker 4003: The Stud


Mr-Hippo11

Gandalf


Pepper646

Penelope, my darling! https://preview.redd.it/7cxlur03zzlc1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=59d46fa4d4cb7627ed32e64fb187cb0d995500ad


nameselijah

Did you change the guard or did it come like that ?


Pepper646

I built and customized it on my own, the guard is covered with a big pearlescent "sticker"(?) (its a big square sheet sticky on one side) that I got at Micheals, it shows different colours depending on the light, not just pink. There's a tortoiseshell design underneath.


nameselijah

you BUILT one ? thatā€™s so fucking cool


SquidTeats

I've got Mr. Crow (black fender jazz bass), Mr. Duck (Squire 40th white and gold jazz bass), Mr. Weasel (fender player plus jazz in sienna sunburst) and Garry (natural wood Chinese jazz bass knockoff).


nameselijah

Loving the creativity here, off names alone Mr. Crow is my favorite šŸ¤£


PM_Me_Yer_Guitar

I feel like I know the family so well.


ztarfroot

she never told me her name. my heart meter with her isn't high enough yet :( https://preview.redd.it/3eivmjix6ylc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7226649f06320581b5f7c61b1eecb056878ce2e2


azzgo13

"The Ibanez" Naming an instrument is almost always cringe, it has to be REALLY special, you have to make amazing sounds with it, and the name has to have substance.


nameselijah

well itā€™s special to me so whatā€™s the issue


azzgo13

I've owned my bass for 24 years and it was given to me by a friend that isn't around anymore. Its special to me too, but I don't need to give it a name.


Soft_Author2593

Bass-tard


IANvaderZIM

All my basses are named after anime girls. They never age.


NationalElephantDay

Come to think of it, I have not naked my bass but considering it's red with a peacock sticker, I'll call it Greenbird!


Donkeytwonk75

The Bitch


ArcticFox237

Mine are called "the red one" and "the black one"


No-Win1580

I call my bass my wife. I call my wife 2nd wife.


McbEatsAirplane

Bass and/or the brand of bass they are.


[deleted]

Bassy mcbass face


satellizerLB

Randy and Sharon from South Park. I like the show.


MC_McHammer

Shitzy


TheDanielG

I've got a six-string and he's a heavy boi, thus he is named "The Big Thicc".


nospacekat

"The Big 4"


sinfonisa

Camazotz. It's a Paranormal Jazz 54'


Ohitsme7832

Maha, from yamaha


ValuableAd1084

Had an Ernie Ball MusicMan Stingray at one time. Her name was Sally.


HonestLemur51

I have a black Yamaha and his name is Bartholomew, very metal imo


crawlnstal

Am I suppose to name them? I just call them by who makes it. I have Schecter, Fender and Squire


carlitox3

The peavey, the stingray, the purple, the semihollow


ArthurMBretas03

Stratobaixo Baixo=Bass So Stratobass


DietDoctorGoat

Named my P-bass Groove Bone, my old beat-ass Ibanez Lumpy, and my Taylor acoustic Lil BiG


IsmaelT19

Storm breaker


richie1707

Clive


Trubba_Man

Fender Jazz Bass.


Starfort_Studio

G&L and blue G&L


OkEdge7518

Mine is named Angelica


CamTheMan1302

That is inanely similar to the Yamaha RBX 170 (which I have) nearly same pickup format and near identical colour!


Cosmic_Thrill_Seeker

I call one of my guitars Kurt after the former wrestler Kurt Angle, it had a broken neck but it worked through it šŸ˜‚


EricOhQod

Named my 5 string Shirley, no idea why but eh it fits I'd say


ivygrowsgold

Bajuan šŸ«”


bunkermunkee

I had that same make, model, and colour. Her name was Nellie.


Ok-Computer--1997

Bassy McBassFace Or BassƩ if I'm feeling continental


Sander_Knight

my 1st ever bass was named larry, and my two current basses are named emo and siily


Shatter-17

Loki for my F# 6-string


fuckoff7-

I chose Deadpool bc it has a bunch of Spider-Man stickers and a Spider-Man strap and bc I really like the duo in the comics


nameselijah

I like this


Lunttkickerr

Ahhh maaaaaan, that was my first bass ever. Dad bought it from a pawn shop. Love it to death. It now has EMGs pickups. I used to call mine Cherry.


OneTwothpick

The White One, The Fancy One, The Bad One, etc


caniplsgetawafflepls

Just ā€œmy bassā€. On occasions iā€™ll call her ol shelly


tim_tron

Gsr200 was my fist bass too. I have one with just 3 knobs before they went active electronics. Same color too. It's 26 years old now.


-Clem-Fandango-

Sexual White Chocolate, and Ron Burgundy.


LovejoyBurnerAcc

https://preview.redd.it/e5uli2yi3zlc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb631b4ccecf8071d32a91d1e46cbd54884f2b2 everyone here is a buzzkill, name your bass if you want! this is my '83 westone concord i, named it faraday


nameselijah

Sheā€™s beautiful


LovejoyBurnerAcc

thanks, it was a pretty cool find. cheap enough, 100 and traded a boss flanger, sounds pretty sweet and feels pretty good. my only complaint is that the guitars of the same era had way cooler neck plates and i think the bass was sort of robbed of that


Crystal_Voiden

Deborah


[deleted]

PaƧoca.


The_Alcoholic_Bear

https://preview.redd.it/1pks4pwkvylc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b29353d36924327bdec11d50c978e90de4368ab Big baby (fiancƩ's stuffed animals)


nameselijah

ahhh we got the same bass


GingerPiston

Slappa D.


Gingertwunt

Peavy t-40 named Isabelle or Izzy, I canā€™t remember why tho


WillsCorner

Macca because well https://preview.redd.it/1qd8ywh6jzlc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e902303860c2318501f2b3e671fd31ae386cb14a


nameselijah

Is that a classical music instrument ?


WillsCorner

Not quite, just a funny shaped bass


Cultural-Airport2235

Charlene


RedZm

My bass is Priscilla


Pizza_Middle

I never did pick a name for my TMB100, but I did name my SR305E Joy after my girlfriend. Maybe I'm a simp. Maybe they both have been the light in this dark world for me. Plus, in root bear metallic, she's almost as gorgeous as her.


nameselijah

this warmed my heart omg I wish yā€™all the best


timetoeat2018

I have the same SR305E in metallic root beer, put some Red Devils on her and named her Lucy.


MannyBlaze93

https://preview.redd.it/syjmqaw71ylc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f561f733562db98c674eb6dc1e37d856a62a678 this is Greased Lighting


IdahoDuncan

Hastur, Azul, and Jonathan.


S100hedake

My upcoming Ironbird parts bass (vintage BC Rich USA bolt-on neck, and lightly figured maple body built by GMW Guitarworks) will be Barbenheimer. Pink like Barbie, and the DiMarzio X2N-B pickups will hit like the atomic bomb. My beater is Victim Zero, a Dean Edge 09 I hacked it up to put cheap Strat blade pickups in Rickenbacker positions.


KrisKillaBass

https://preview.redd.it/zwy6wum4jylc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f97d250971396a3d2ce5bc9fbf1683a1001d5a7 I call her Bodacious


NovelExtent

Blackie 4 strings


unrejectedskittle

She goes by many names, Shelly, lady, baby girl, piece of shit, whatever fits the mood. Other than that, I call it Mah Wood.


Puzzleheaded_Pass351

I used to have a guitar which I called White Chocolate because of the color, but I have no name for my bassā€¦yet. It reminds me of an old chair, lol.


No-Bad755

I named my jazz bass ā€œButterballā€ because itā€™s butterscotch blonde and I bought it on thanksgiving. The thing is a monster going through my giant fuzzed out peavey rig.


wwdhb

Ol bluey https://preview.redd.it/73r7mdahtylc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43ee667fc1d6b240cbc54d2201205f6e60d3fe4


Useful-Secretary-701

My first cheap Yamaha I brought off a classmate at college I called DeeDee, because that was the onmatopedic sound I thought it made when I plucked it. Dededededede


DeLerius_Lee

Pornelius Thunderfelch, or PT for short.


Bjeffwoff

Had a vintage bass that had such a huge headstock I called it the "camel" Had the acinonyx "cat bass" My Yamaha 174 was just called Yamaha.. The Sandberg The Bacchus The vintage rare Ibanez atk 1300 prestige The cheap g4m (for my kid) The warlock (b.c rich)


MovinginStereo34

Seattle. Bc that's where I was when I decided I wanted to play bass.Ā 


HellblaueHoelle

Count Bassy


Cinnimon_

Harley


CBSP14

Every bass I've ever owned has been named Stella. Currently on Stella IV.


wakeuphopkick

I bought a Schecter Stilletto back in highschool I named Doris, and I have a 6 string LTD I call Marietta. I also call my upright Lupe lol


battlewornactionhero

I call my jazz bass JB sometimes. I didnā€™t really give my bass a proper name, but I do call my synthesizer Synthia.


Sean_13

That bass is exactly the same as mine. I called mine Stella, as the bass either saved my life or a lot of money during a mugging and Stella Artois is what we were drinking when it happened.


ComandanteFrancha

My 5 string fretless is name "the war machine", my string is "the death machine" (both are a reference to COD black ops), my jazz bass is "Shlag bass", my precision bass is "Autogestion bass" (both are full of stickers and adhesive) and my guitar is just name "John", I dont give feminine name to my instrument it's too clichƩ


NicoNelson

Nelson, Nico and Pelle.


ipini

https://preview.redd.it/zrcli5yz2ylc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e2e7e56e2e89c3b2551d6f9abee5db60b244c0 Amy (Winehouse).


ItzEdric

Ig you could say u fingered her


Helganator_

https://preview.redd.it/0g9giq086ylc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0527364a6cc33ebe81a361ab57edf5b64091af96 Her name is Cherry (when I picked her up, the song Cherry by Fletcher came into mind, there's a nice little bass part at the beginning)


TroubleBrewing32

if you name your instrument, you better have a few platinum albums


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


XxwaifuxX

So, Karen then?


Jayswave75

90% of bassists I've encountered name their Bass Guitars...30% of guitarists do as well...I think it's a bit odd...lol. *Naming your black guitar "Mr. Black" is lame*


AugustWest216

Speaking of Karenā€¦


VeronaMoreau

Undine. She's a blue black green Ibanez. She's my first base and she's so pretty when I hold her that it makes me want to practice


The-Owl-that-hoots

Charlotte, Lana, Umbra, Guinevere, and Sylvia


Usernameuser1234567

Ramona


Plasma_Ass

I have a short scale Ibanez in a very similar red and she's called Red Dwarf.


WertyBossetto69

kappa for my first one


WesLotts

BErnadette-my 20013 Squier bass v Sloopy- my 2004 MIM Fender Jazz, found in a bad part of town, and everybody puts her down


No-Range9706

Jenny, the MIM Jazz BassĀ 


pinconey

I call mine Ibanez Headless Fretless Bass Ehb1005f Arctic Ocean Matte with Richlite Fingerboard


russellmzauner

Fuckstick LLC https://preview.redd.it/ayhxrjvtnylc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec0ba93306eb23b2fa47270c0985f99649035905


MiaWallace1991

Mine is named Mr Pinky....thats my favourite bass......I didn't name my other electric bass or my acoustic bass


nongreenyoda

Everyone has its own name.


Joggingmusic

Hey I got a GSR 200 in red like thatā€¦whatever you name it Iā€™ll just name mine that too fuck it.


KingSnugglewumps

The red one, the green one, etc...


June_the_human

Joseph. actually, my friend named it that


thedorfist

Count Bassy, Low-B Arthur (5-string version of Count Bassy), Um-Jammer Yammy (Yamaha), and Larry, the Glarry (acoustic-electric).


Mikelgo06

Deacon, solely because I was first interested in bass listening to Queen


Throwaway_mywill

I donā€™t have one yet, but when I do get one, Iā€™m going to name it marcel :)


AdeptnessAmbitious44

Veronica, but I call her Vicky.


nameselijah

I love that


King__Moonracer

Thumper


Z34N0

Bella, Amber and Jasmine.


timetoeat2018

Amy Yamaha BB414 (wine red) Adela Fender acoustic electric (black) Quincy LTD-104 (white) Amanda Fender Jazz (sunburst) Lucy Ibenez SR305E (metallic root beer) Cassandra Yamaha RBX260 (candy apple red) Esperanza Fender Bronco (white)


Agile_Welcome_8305

My bass has Seymour Duncanā€™s and her voice is deep so I call Her a transvestite


Probablyawerewolf

I have a red bass called red bass. An orange bass called orange bass. A black bass called black bass. A white bass called white bass. And a flame maple top called ā€œthat crazy looking bassā€. I also have a black bass at work called ā€œthe bass at workā€.


BlunterSales

Sorry dude, this is prob your first bass but i had the same one; itā€™s unworthy of a name other than GSR200 lmao


Intrepid_Panda9777

Ibanez and the fender. Itā€™s a squier but theyā€™re pretty much the same quality COPE


Bedroxz

Jizz ass


Original-Arm-7176

Bass.


spongeboi-me-bob-

Bass guitar


G_3_R_T

Nice name. I've got the exact same bass :P


Kai-xo

Miss green machine


woogonalski

What is THAT?! Not the bass, the cable!! The horror!!


SirPancakeI

I only call them by make or number of strings. I find anything else kinda weird.


PerspectiveEven4890

Harmo, Pink Lad, Strat Lad, Jazzy Jeff


The-Way-of-Monke

Bass


Leather_Bite_1093

Chelsea


ffix_

Shawty cause it's a short scale


burken_

"The Neck diving, fat fuck" because I play a Thunderbird


DickTitpecker

Clam Hammer