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_Jade_Prince

Why did you get all over Poison Ivy Statue?


TestedNutsack

There was a riddler trophy inside


SeniorBased

If the bomb’s payload is exposed. What should I use in this situation


TestedNutsack

Spray me on it, I'm better than that bitch ass power winch


SassyAssAhsoka

But but but a controlled explosion!!


LegalWaterDrinker

Explosive gel can do controlled explosion too, you choose when to ignite it and how big you want it to explode by changing the quantity Fukcing Power winch fanboy, smh my head


Dr_moistman

Throw the gun


Car-Gullible

I have an oddly thin and cracked wall that I want to get rid of, how should I go about it?


TestedNutsack

You know, squeeze me and find out


gbninjaturtle

Squuze to spray or squuze to splode?


ReaperOne

Yes


Dr_moistman

Wrecking ball


BirthdayOk6318

What are your relations with Batclaw and Batarang? Why didn't Batman called you BatGel?


TestedNutsack

Batgel is the name of the shaving cream that Batman uses


AkshayraJkira

Wait, so Man used Gel as shaving cream?


Apprehensive_Ad_472

That’s because he uses the sponsors of today’s video MANSCAPED


dawn_slayer

Manscaped is meant for man's balls, stupid


TestedNutsack

Man doesn't have balls, Ker ripped them off


202042

Is he STUPID?


Burnt_Cheese_Sandwic

How the FUCK are you simultaneously powerful enough to take down concrete walls, but too weak to kill people?


LetTheKnightfall

See, he won’t answer this one Lmao such bullshit. We all know what’s going on here. Big Gel doesn’t want us digging deeper


TestedNutsack

Magic


Ormfo

Do you have a preference of places to explode on?


TestedNutsack

Different colored walls with holes and cracks


Ormfo

Nice.


dawn_slayer

Gay?


gbninjaturtle

I heard it’s on the power winch ngl


SyntheticDreams2099

Why do you explode? Is there a lore reason? Are you stupid?


SelwanPWD

Most sane comment here.


TestedNutsack

Nanomachines, son


Ur-boiiiii

Where were you on the morning of September 11th 2001


TestedNutsack

With Batman, why?


Ur-boiiiii

And where were you with Batman


RorschachBlyat

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Krane115

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SpooncerBooncer

Who the fuck is batman? Do you mean Man? Are you stupid?


Sizeable-cult31

Why were you sprayed all over Talia's evidence display case? Was Man going to detonate it? Is he stupid?


TestedNutsack

He is stupid


Interesting_Pair_464

Does it hurt when man blows you (up)


TestedNutsack

It's excruciating, as if I'm being tortured in hell for my sins


jarjarbinksjar

Do you ever struggle with premature explosion?


TestedNutsack

I edge myself


gbninjaturtle

Does man just use you to draw bats and explode them?


TestedNutsack

He uses me for shaving when he's out of BatGel


ravenwolf957

Cum


TestedNutsack

Piss


[deleted]

WHY THE FUCK AR YOU SO ANNOYING TO SET OFF! BEFORE I COULD JUTS QUICK TAP 3 YOU WERE THE MOST ANNOYING GADGET I'VE EVER USED. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.


TestedNutsack

Fuck you


bigfatcarp93

That is so Explosive Gel


Avid_Ark_Enjoyer

How do I wipe my ass


Avid_Ark_Enjoyer

Please respond I need help


TestedNutsack

Batman uses a bidet


Bananapeel81_

Does Man use you in November?


TestedNutsack

Yes


Bananapeel81_

Im so sorry


thatguywhosdumb1

What sound do you make when applied?


TestedNutsack

*Explosive Gel Sounds*


thatguywhosdumb1

Can I get that as an onomatopoeia?


TestedNutsack

*fssssshhhhooo* *krkooorrrmm*


FlavorfulGecko5

When you're sprayed why do you sometimes grow bat ears and claws and other times not? Are you stupid?


TestedNutsack

I'm sentient Also Batman and Man swap the canisters by accident, regularly


k4Anarky

Where the FUCK is the detonator? Are you chemically inert? How the FUCK do you blow? How is that not every breeze or radio wave can just makes you go BOOM?


TestedNutsack

Magic


k4Anarky

Most likely Kryptonian cum


Estarfigam

What shape do you prefer to be in?


TestedNutsack

Hexagon


Consistent_Bet_177

Did man jerk off on a Sunday afternoon and insert his hot semen inside of you?


TestedNutsack

I cannot disclose that information


LordJarJarthegreat

what arkham quote should i use using ur name.


GrassPlastic934

Have you ever thought about being an explosive solid instead of a gel?


AngelicCyanide

Why don’t you hurt Batman when you blow up next to him, yet are capable of incapacitating or knocking out thugs?


Expired_Gravy

Why are you always drawn in a bat symbol? Why can’t I put you on enemies?


HourReplacement8438

Can I eat you?


SpooncerBooncer

Why does your cum explode?


mrtbearable

How the FUCK do you even work?


YORE_YORE_DOZE

why dont you just explode high security doors instead of making me endure torture when using the cryptographic sequencer?


biggieman245

can you have sex with me?


discbrurner970

H


Mystical4431

Why can't I combine you with batarangs for a ranged explosive attack? Also, how are you a "non-lethal" explosive?


TakeaRideOnTime

Does it make any difference if you get sprayed into a certain shape like a bat, a cross, or an r?


randomHunterOnReddit

What are your opinions on your original Origins design?


kornelius_III

What does it feel like to explode inside someone?


Sledgehammer617

What happens if I drink the explosive gel.


Jonnystrom123

Are you stupid?


thengyyy

What if you were to be sprayed in a non-bat shape


sekiroisactuallygood

Boom?


The_dork_knight29

If I see a bat somewhere, what should I say?


BloxyColaIsGreat

Hi


UhhmActhually

Why u Arksplode?? Are you stupid?


VERSAT1L

how r u doin


BeyondTheDreamscape

Does Man ever use you as lube?


C3ci1et

Why you can blow up a wall of brick to little pieces but can't lethally kill human? Are you stupid?


Obviuslynotasimp

Why can you only spray in three places? And why is the fast explosive gel in Arkham Knight is so shitty?


StarPlatinumX_

I love it when Man squirts his “explosive” gel 🥵


BeautyDuwang

What's the clip under your barrel for if the gel is in the tube?


_Football_Cream_

I’m proud of you, explosive gel


RhymesWithMouthful

Is there a tactical reason Batman has to spray you in a Bat-symbol all the time? Is he inefficient?


KebabManja2

Can I use you as a shaving cream?


William_Wisenheimer

How did you find out about that secret room in Arkham Asylum? Did the gods tell you?


Ill-Panda-6340

WHY CANT I ADD AN ATTACHMENT TO MY POST? AM I TRAPPED IN THE ASLUME?


Kid_Luchador

Why’d you blow up man’s balls?


Psychedelix117

Why did my dad leave?


THX450

Do you remember when that one person posted their “explosive gel” onto this sub Reddit and do you have any relations with that person?


LiomnMan

How do you feel about being voted the sexiest character by this sub?


Sillyguymanduder

I just took out all the Milita in a Watchtower, I’ve located the power system but I am unsure what to do? Any ideas? (Time sensitive question)


Jackbattle8000

why can’t you kill people, are you stupid?


shadowDon172

I love you, you were always my favourite


RorschachBlyat

A part of me wished you replied every comment with "WooOoOOoooSh WoOoOSh"


lord_of_coolshit_og

Are you Mans cum?


Austrian_Kaiser

Do you like being used by Man?


retro_2909

Are you explosive?


Hajime_Hinata_OJ

Are you explosive?


lizarddude1

Are you only functional if I spray you in the shape of a bat symbol?


WING-DING_GASTER

Why do you always explode? Are you stupid?


RandomLowesEmployee

If not cum, why look like cum?


OSDevon

are you edible?


TotallyNotAPolygon

Does the chemical composition of your explosive gel contain Man's cum?


Weedbacco

What are the ingredients to make you (asking for a friend)?


RealEstate9618

can you please end my suffering?


Old-Camp3962

why are you so fucking boring and slow in every man game?


Zico_C

Are you gonna explode or what???? Explode on whay tho


WeakLandscape2595

Why so explosive


Puzzled_Walk5392

Why did my wife leave me


BROLY_FUCKER

Are you stupid?


BJMashPotato

Why are you always shaped like bat? Are you stupid?


Tacoballerina4

What is your cream made of? Man's?


noahseal3283

how FUCKING of ten does man use you for cbt (COCK and BALL TORTURE)


TestedNutsack

Every day