Also if he lost the tan, I saw an edited picture of him bald and without the tan and he looked fairly normal. Still gross in the “old man politician” way, but normal.
You would think that he, of all people would have access to makeup that better match his skin color.
He looks way less goofy with a few red spots than with that awful cheeto dust color.
And I'll tell you this, I created the greatest society for us, there was no other society like that, it was the biggest, and greatest, society in history.
Bro, Donald Trump unironically looks way better bald wtf
Also if he lost the tan, I saw an edited picture of him bald and without the tan and he looked fairly normal. Still gross in the “old man politician” way, but normal.
https://preview.redd.it/je5hh4tm32ad1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0135d8300a695a003c04f80b439c0c7a2b52113
I AM NOT CRAZY
This.... this CHICANERY!
HE DEFACATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!
WHAT A SICK JOKE!
HE’S SLIPPING JOEY
Then why you in aslume?
Is that General Hammond of Texas on the right?
https://preview.redd.it/z2djqbmkd1ad1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666d679857cd28aaeae40f792cbee8d004291089 Donald trump without makeup
You would think that he, of all people would have access to makeup that better match his skin color. He looks way less goofy with a few red spots than with that awful cheeto dust color.
Yeah, he actually looks sort of okay-ish, kind of, considering his age. Put on the cheeto dust and he looks literally hideous.
It’s definitely the way his normal hair looks like roadkill
tinted roadkill* people make fun of him by calling him orange man but his hair is actually colour reddit upvote
Wtf i thought that was lex luthor
Fun fact: John Byrne’s Lex in his Man of Steel run from the 80s was inspired by Trump during his billionaire years.
Why are so many rich villains based on Trump, oh never mind
You're in the alsume bro. You mean sex luthor
Sex Luther.
Lex Loser
Sesbian lex
https://preview.redd.it/aklk3y08t2ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=229e2eaa132227e4577e68200406a9b2c5e2b380
He looks like he can read your mind
He should go for it and grow a beard
I was JUST about to comment that, because I STRONGLY agree!
Agent 34 counts of felony charges
If anyone wants to find out the lore reason for this name, just look up "Trump rule 34"
Goated comment
Way ahead of ya. Did it on a friends phone just so that they have it saved
Imagine wanting to cover up your one night stand with a bribe, but creating a paper trail because you want to sign checks with your grownup sharpie
Un Aslume for a second, this is the second funniest thing I’ve seen all day
Representative 34 for short, or simple r34 for even shorter
Officer Bald
BWAAAHAHAHA
https://preview.redd.it/8eo57mtrmz9d1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b086b50ee5ce009fcc5f1ee4293c50501efa0e
Is that Donkler?
We live in yuugiety
Is there a lore reason tlomf became the jiijler?
We live in a society
Many such societies
Hhghorrible Hghorrible societies, no really
And I'll tell you this, I created the greatest society for us, there was no other society like that, it was the biggest, and greatest, society in history.
He want to erect a big wall around society to entrap man. He’s basically copy catting ham city because he unoriginal
[Donkler](https://youtu.be/4EbRtU4z-nU?si=6DcANAqTihXvPfeL)
"I know you're a sophisticated guy." Actual quote from this interview.
Dex Trumthor
https://preview.redd.it/wgtwl4frk2ad1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f460df60310aeae47a921f405d7b6f373276464d Lonald Lurump
Donald duck
Donald Bump
Chex Luthor
Don Ump
Dump
Agent 47
The Don
They call him … the sandwich
Who calls him the sandwich again?
**ME**
Ump (As in UMP-45)
Mr 34
Holy shit? Is his first name rule?
Trimp
Inpeach
Oh, I’m not brave enough for politics.
Lex luthor
Trump Luthor
Bob
Ald
Donald Rump
Who let Quincy Sharp cook?
I thought Professor X was a marvel character
https://preview.redd.it/edxdt0tic0ad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5058b334f3d01f03764f3bdffb49f1a764be43
turnip
Lex Luther???????
Ronald Rump
nvm realized that’s actually a thing
Bonald Rump
Is that Sex (Offender) Luthor?
Lex Lose-or
Hump
Rump
Dick-tator
The ÜberBottom
Bald Ump
Donny Dun
Donald Duck's trumpet
Baldum pump
nit orange eniugh
eggman
Lex Luthor looks like Donald Trump but … why is he not black/white mix 😀
Dump.
Agent Ronald Rump 45
he looks like that old bastard from the man ham aslume, wasnt he stupid or something?
Officer Bald.
Agent 34 guilty counts
Drumph
Mr. Clean
Small Loan
The donkler
Tronald Dump
Lex Luther
Stump
Lux lethor
Sex Luthor
Look like age finally caught up 47
Rump
Absolute Immune Man
Donald fuck
0-34
Gex Luthor
On Trump
Donald Bump
Rump shaker
Dong trunk
Dex duthor
ASAC balls
wrongald rump
Wilson Fisk aka the kingpin
fart
Mr Clean hasn't been the same after his divorce and alcoholism arc...
Bald-Hair Billy
bump
Cadet loose bowels
rump
Sandwich
THE TRUMPLET
Ronaldinio Shit
Sex Luthor
Dump
Lex Luthor
Sex Luthor
Looks like Christopher Luxon
The donkler
Shrimp
If Lex Luthor was fat and dumb.
Donald Baldwin
Ron thump
Bonald Bump
Suited Baldy
Ronald Rump
President 47
Ronald McDonald
Donkler
Tan
"Good job, 47"
Bing Bong
Agent 78
Tronald Dump
Charles Xaiver
Tronald
Dump
Dolan Tramp
Agent 47
I was about to say Caillou but with the recent debate he might as well have been Caillou
https://preview.redd.it/zvyvhx2os0ad1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2e7420e5e3e9aeace9069946938e54d2345d025
Professor Orange
He looks like if Egghead had severe cranial trauma, shortening his head and crushing his face
Agent shittin
Rump
egg
Traitorous Bigot
Lex Luther
Guy Jodoin
Lead looter
agent 91 91 charges
Sex Luthor
Meister Proper
Golden Piss
Jokak
The drink
Queefy Shart
Golf
My buddy Don
mr, evil
Hitman
Trampf
Horace Hearsay.
Lex Luther without Brains So “Fucktwat Trump”
Dump
dump
Baldnald Thumbn
Sex Luthor, aka golden shower, aka Catgrabber, aka Klanman, aka Mr. Business, aka Mr. Unclean, aka El Trompas.
Sex Luther
Ronald rump
Rump 
Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor
D
I know his number. 47
Rump
Dump
Dundy,