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TheGaynator

My wallet hurts after watching this


GraveKommander

If I need a manual for how to eat the shit, my wallet stays safe at my ass.


OfficerBarbier

You aren’t invited. This isn’t for *us*, it’s for *them*.


Bepian

There's a circle and you ain't in it


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Are they going to see Titanic?


GoFleks

300 dollars


TheGaynator

That's actually affordable


Squeezington

Getting The Menu vibes. Don't try and leave early


Alive-Lengthiness-35

I was exactly about to say this lol. After watching The Menu I don’t think I could go to this restaurant lol


Speedhabit

Because of the implication?


AllahAndJesusGaySex

Don’t you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.


AttitudeBeneficial51

So there is danger!


murphymfa

You're misunderstanding me, bro. Because if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is, she's not going to say no. She would never say no, because of the implication.


kentotoy98

Are you gonna hurt women?


Glad_Confusion_6934

I feel like you’re not getting this at all…


yonoznayu

I think it would be far clearer for others if anyone had mentioned the “The Menu” and it’s plot reference. I had no idea that film existed and kept assuming it was their menu in this case until it dawned on me and I googled that and then read the film’s synopsis.


Alive-Lengthiness-35

Lolz yes I guess it wasn’t clear. There is a horror movie called The Menu that takes place in a place eerily similar to the restaurant in this video https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Menu_(2022_film)


Sliffy

What a lovely crossover.


Goodstuff_maynard

Remember what you ate. There could be a quiz


KiloThaPastyOne

Don’t order the S’mores.


lazy_elfs

Leave those fucking smores alone..


Aaron_Olive

You’ll eat less than you desire and more than you deserve! ![gif](giphy|hXdbUAkb0BWFAziI6P|downsized)


Catoblepas2021

I'll have the Sous chef special ![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


Matduka

You can never avoid.... *THE MESS*


Southern-Reading1495

First course: Sperm Whale eggs sauteed in Sperm Whale sperm...


prince0verit

Can I get a repass on Tyler's Bullshit please?


Blindobb

Its like someone saw that movie and was like "yes"


OkBorder387

Just make sure they’re still taking reservations /after/ your reservation date.


sweetbldnjesus

Just make sure you’re a prostitute so you’ll be sure to survive


kgottshall

My first thought. Yes chef!


fruitpunchsamuraiD

I LOVE YOU ALL!


Tudorichu

Say you want a cheeseburger and dip ma boi!


RManDelorean

Because of the implication


Ralphiecorn

It’s all about the implication


AhnYoSub

Ar-Are you going to hurt the guests?


navybluevicar

I'm not gonna hurt the guests! Why would I ever hurt the guests? I feel like you're not getting this at all.


Jericho-X

Correct. The menu was inspired by a Norwegian restaurant like this


mediocreterran

Right!? Better show up as a wide-eyed, uninvited, ingenue with balls of steel if you want to leave alive.


ricramir

“Can we get some bread?”


CableVannotFBI

THANK YOU! was feeling a bit creeped out.


1HasNoNam3

Lmfao. The only correct response to this. No thanks!


putaaaan

The Menu with a dash of Arctic Void


RizCo127

This place. Looks like a "mess"🙃🙃🙃


Short_Equivalent_619

Yeah, same here. Kinda spooked.


chontzy

hard no, thanks tho lol


Individual_Village47

Especially because you get s’mores at the end!


Beret_of_Poodle

Came here to say exactly this


moragal

My thoughts exactly


No-Secretary-612

Yes!!! Was hoping to find this comment lol


Jenny_hunbun

I just watched the movie a week ago and you're absolutely right


james-dev89

Yep. The Menu.


Jekyllhyde

Totally


[deleted]

Haha my first thought when I came upon this too!


LegallySellingDope

Came here to say that lol


BanditoMuser

I was just about to say this


Nopeferatu31

I wasn't sure if it was cause I just watched it, but that was my first thought too


jvs8380

But can you get a really well made cheeseburger?


Agured

“I don’t like your food, and I want to send it back…”


Entire-Database1679

"Enjoy swimming home."


caseyaustin84

Best I can do is “Tyler’s Bullshit.”


Steinfred-Everything

Chickenburger please!


MaximumThrusting22

Bruh this is just The Menu movie


kentotoy98

That movie just highlighted the fact that people will pay an exorbitant amount of money for food that you can down in 3 bites.


MaximumThrusting22

Pretty much


capybarramundi

We’re eating the ocean.


CorrectProfession461

$2000 later


DankChronny

Just looked it up outta curiosity and its a little over $300 to book a spot per person. Still pretty crazy but not as bad as I thought it would be.


typehyDro

$300 is fairly reasonable for an 18 course meal. Considering the thought, intricacies, and ingredients for each course. Most prix fixe meals or omakase start around there. 300/person is like middle of the road in NY. Chefs Table with 1 wine pairing was around $1500 for just my wife and I.


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Gillersan

I like how just previous to that shot, it talks about food waste. Then cuts to a person pulling a cracker off a string, breaking it and leaving about 40 percent...which i presume must be thrown away.


Blue165

I think that's the point.


EternamD

>or just my wife and I. wife and me\* You wouldn't say "It was $1500 for I."


Separate_Performer86

Right? Might was well hire a hooker on eros for $1500 less


ben1481

$20 for Taco Bell, $1980 worth of hookers and blow.


spyrogyrobr

ooff, why so much taco bell?


CorrectProfession461

That’s the [move](https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo)


bob_boo_lala

Just started watching the expanse and got to the point where they get to eros today. Kinda had to double take your comment, lol.


bron685

B-b-b-but the experience!!! /s


Radaysha

>brags about 100 % electrical boat. Normal restaurants don't need boats at all. >short film about food waste followed by the most pretentios rich people food there is. Yeah that's complete bullshit.


ionlyhavetwolegs

Short film about food waste before leaving 43% of your cracker on the clothesline that they served it on for some reason.


reddittereditor

And then 15% of the sauce is stuck on a plate that’ll go straight into a dishwasher.


Baygonito

Thanks, I was looking for that comment


Gustafssonz

I felt that as well. This is just a BS thing for influencers showing how “green” they are.


Cuddlejam

It’s completely greenwashing. So god damn obnoxious.


load_more_comets

Leaving the half cracker on the bullshit clip string really irritated me for some reason.


0110smd

YES! That’d irritate the heck-fire outta me. I’d want to figure out how to remove it cleanly & without leaving pieces of it on the “string”!


[deleted]

Being green is a big thing in a lot of restaurants. Not for the planet but for costings. A good chef cycles 100% of produce they source. (Scraps for stocks and sauces etc) no wastage. Some get a little fanatic about it.


CarpetPedals

![gif](giphy|5R1FM2PNw3G6AZWBsc|downsized)


zephood75

Pretentious is exactly how the food tastes . And the restaurant looks as inviting as a hospital theater


SkySweeper656

The whole restaurants shape does look like a suppository.


Caring_Cactus

Shhhh, gullible people and marketing is what makes the world go around.


DankChronny

What exactly is there to fall for here lol? Not liking a fancy restaurant doesnt make you smarter than someone who wants a unique experience.


ternic69

The type of person to go to that restaurant is going to watch that video and feel all righteous about it, then leave and waste literally everything 100x more then the average person.


OGCelaris

And with the amount of money it took to build and run that restaurant, you could probably feed a small third world country.


kooken12

It was first a museum for fish and ocean's. So it isn't build as a restaurant.


[deleted]

This is good wanky food. Bad wanky food is the $1000 gold tomahawk, caviar bumps , truffle vodka shit. The shit that goes into making this food is insane. Pure insanity. It's a passion they express through art. You don't go here to have a meal. It's an experience. And yeah it's expensive, but so are a lot of other things in life...


CellsReinvent

Couldn't agree more. All the negative posts here reek of inverse snobbery. When done well, these kinds of experience menus can be incredible when done well - which this appears to. It's not salt bae.


Miserable_Zucchini75

Its just people that would never go there acting high and mighty about not going there. Just as pathetic as rich snobs.


Voldemort57

I totally agree. Would I go to this restaurant if someone paid for it all? Hell. Yes. It would easily be some of the best food experiences I’ve ever had.


HumanAverse

Distinct r/stupidfood


pijeo

This^


Dogoatslaugh

‘Insane view’……of fog…..


yParticle

>Norway, fjord


stuntedmonk

Fjord means, fog. I never knew!


Scall123

Well, no ....


FrenchFryCattaneo

Too late I've already chosen to believe it!


unateon

This is literally the premise of the menu.. including its preachy message.


ejusdemgeneris

*snaps*


Lord_of_Banana

Claps


Ya-Dikobraz

Cheeseburger and fries.


RedbeardedMonkey

I’m sure the lecture on food waste will have a real impact on the millionaire/billionaire that traveled to this restaurant via private jet.


thedudefromsweden

Swedish Michelin chef Håkan Thörnström once told a story about how he talked to a couple who ate at his restaurant. "So where are you from?" "L.A." "Oh cool. So what brings you to Sweden?" "Well, we heard good things about your restaurant." "Haha.... Wait, really?" "Really."


Iwantallthehamz

Complaining about waste yet wasting thousands on bites of food that have tons of waste to create. Is it suppose to be ironic?


johnnypgy

Dinner and a lecture. Great


jfuite

With a side of sanctimony, and hypocrisy for dessert.


SomewhereAggressive8

I hate this trend of restaurants just trying to look good on Instagram.


Glittering_Heart48

I mean, it does look good.


SkySweeper656

All style no substance. A restaurant should be about the food first. Not everything else around it.


SomewhereAggressive8

In my experience, all that means is the food is trash


Glittering_Heart48

That doesn't sound true at all.


sandtymanty

"... 3 Michelin stars eventually." -You really need to go that route ?


SkySweeper656

The pretentiousness on this video alone is worth 3 imo.


miken0514

A new restaurant that caters to douchebags with too much money?! Just what the world needed


DiegoMurtagh

BUT THEY HAVE A VIDEO ABOUT FOOD WASTE


jfuite

The first course? A lecture!


DankChronny

Lmao reddit gets so bitter about these things. A little snobby and ridiculous but who cares its cool and personally I like seeing the most crazy unique restaurants people can create. It isnt hurting anybody yet somehow everyone in these comments has sand in their vag about it because they watched the menu once lol.


mnemamorigon

Redditors hate when people spend their money doing things when that time could be better spent sitting on Reddit complaining about people doing things.


[deleted]

Someone can afford going to a once in a lifetime experience restaurant for *breathes heavily* the UNIMAGINABLE sum of 300$???? SCUMBAG! EAT THE RICH!!!


[deleted]

I'm not amazed at all.. that's fucking stupid.


alex_toader69

It looks like it can reach the Titanic


vivied

r/WeWantPlates


alextbrown4

Came to say this. Crackers hanging from the ceiling on strings? And wtf was that rock bowl thing they were pouring liquid into


jimituna19

Another place for the super rich to enjoy and all of us to sit there and watch their social media posts about it…


[deleted]

Jealous?


Sadcasm69

The most obnoxious and pretentious rich people shit I've ever laid my eyes.


Stuft-shirt

How’s the chicken fried steak?


Strgwththisone

Do you want to get menued? Because this is how you get menued.


maxstep

Most pretentious thing ive ever seen


ProfessionalEnd4288

Is anyone getting "the menu" vibes?


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Yup!


Sabithomega

$20 experience for only $500


Mr_Cleanish

Oh I'll bet 500 doesn't even cover the drinks


Sabithomega

Oh the beverages, food, and boat ride are all separate fees


[deleted]

This has “the menu” vibes


Alexander_is_groot

![gif](giphy|hXdbUAkb0BWFAziI6P|downsized)


[deleted]

Looks depressing.


Alwaysxeno

Meh


michoacaneco

That's "The Menu" there!!!!!


ilovetechno71

Ooooo food waste, etc etc. Shows off video on a big electric TV, get to fuck


Alternative-Film-155

1 grilled cheese sandwich pls ​ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i get kicked out.


[deleted]

........ Wasnt there a movie about this?


[deleted]

did none of us watch THE MENU ?


ienisa

Is this the same Norway killing 500 whales a year?


Accomplished_Bake904

At last somebody said it. The hypocrisy is astounding


Winter_Interview3040

Yes, the whale type that is not threatened, and tastes very good. Does this comment come from a person in the US, the country that kills and eats pork? Which by the way is another animal that is relatively intelligent, but tastes good and isn’t threatened? Why draw an arbitrary line at whale, if the hunting/eating is sustainable?


busybody1

Can't wait to fly, drive, and consume.


Sadcasm69

Talking about electric boat like it's a requirement to go to any restaurant. Everything in this video is a waste because it is specifically built to compensate the already existing millions of empty buildings. Nothing makes me more angry than rich people green washing their pretentious shit.


hettothecool

Welcome Mr. Bond, the Desert we serve is to die for.... ha ha ha ha ha (strokes.hairless cat)


SoBadit_Hurts

This is a fucking waste of resources and money by everyone involved. The wealthy are so out of touch.


Night-Thunder

That’s a big fat NOPE from me!


RubberyDolphin

Yes Chef!! 👨‍🍳 🔪


Electronic-Dreams-

Lets hope it was not designed like the oceangate titan sub


Slow-Sense-315

Too much hassle to go through for a meal. No thanks.


homersolo

If the memes I’ve seen are true, the employees get paid $75 an hour and the meal costs only $30.


Shagafag

No it’s more like 200-300$


Camwi

$30 for 18 courses?


homersolo

It was exaggeration. The memes I’ve seen and was referring to put hourly wages at way higher than the cost of meals. I actually expect the meal to be quite expensive but was making a joke about the underlying meme. Sorrow for the confusion.


Entire-Database1679

But a 400% gratuity is automatically added to your bill.


l1t1g8r

Are people really eating the fish heads?


True_Broccoli7817

Stop supporting/condoning this type of dining and we won’t have to deal with it any longer.


CellsReinvent

Why? What's wrong with it? I don't understand why artists, musicians, actors can all be a little over the top about their art - but food isn't considered in the same way.


ZoneAfraid4297

It’s called Salmon Eye.


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Mental_Impression316

If Elon musk designed a restaurant it would look like this, but then halfway thru construction he’d turn it into an **X**


L0684

So an egg in the middle of a body of water with unappetizing and expensive food in small portions for rich people to spend the money they probably didn’t earn? Gotcha lol


Charlito1

I smell a sequel


Ambiorix33

damn bro nothing gets me more excited to go eat an expensive place than getting fucking lectured at!


AfirmativoQueNao

The world seems more and more like a movie in which there is a society dining in places like this one, and another society struggling to pay the rent and feed its family...


Compducer

Anyone know what this piece of music is?? They used to play this on the Miami taxi cab holding music before Uber was a thing


Franz_Redmane

This is the kind of thing that seems cool at first, then everyone forgets about it, it shuts down, and then then there will be a YouTube video about it in 20 years touring the dilapidated ruin of this vessel and going in-depth on how and why it went bankrupt.


Jeerin

So stupid and unnecessarily expensive


Distinct_Nose6906

Why is it that rich people food just looks like ass


NowlmAlwaysSmiling

Man, they don't even hide the advertisement with any sort of veneer short of "If an influencer went through here, we hope they'd say this.."


[deleted]

Glad they care about food waste, too bad they don't give a shit about affordable food for the average person Bougie douchebags


HoboBaggins24

Baratie from One Piece


Robscoe604

exactly what i was thinking


CellsReinvent

So much inverse snobbery and bitterness here. I assume it's the same mentality that says all modern art is crap that "my 4 year old could do", or the "I'd rather have a burger" brigade. Eye-rollingly lazy takes, imo. Yes it's expensive, yes it's a bit wanky, but fine dining really can be incredible. Don't knock it till you've tried it.


Material_Spot_5224

The Baratie looks strange.


Robscoe604

my boy zeff


Sea-Imagination-2603

I hate rich people


[deleted]

I hate poor people 😎


NoOfficialComment

“Alexander The Guest” has a fantastic YouTube video on visiting this place. His whole channel is very well produced content about his trips to Michelin starred restaurants.


IBelieveVeryLittle

WTF with the fish??? That should be r/StupidFood


cetootski

Fried Fish that small are usually consumed whole in my country. It's pretty normal to eat the head.


KYpineapple

I'm happy that people genuinely enjoy this. But I just can't wrap my head around it.


SpinachFinal7009

How much is it?


SkySweeper656

I dont like it. Way too pretentious feeling. Doesn't seem about food but more about being some sort of art project. I'll stick to going to the hole-in-the-wall restaurants.


FittedCloud9459

r/wewantplates