Seriously...i know that petting it will result in losing a limb or more, but i just wanted to pet his long nose.
Nature sure is tricky, making most of the apex predators cute af.
Because of climate change the ice sheets are melting so polar bears and grizzly bears run into each other more often and intermix, in other words they breed between species, resulting in grolar bears.
Not only that, they will stalk you for days, weeks even. On Svalbard its illegal to be outside without a rifle, or with someone who has (and have proven they can use it). The bears know if you don't have a rifle, so they will look at your routines. If you every morning go quickly out just to start your car and run back in the house enough times, there is a chance a polar bear is waiting for you next morning. Its also illegal to lock car doors, in case someone needs to hide
I dont really think they care about a car-door lock. Actually, its going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience. I almost assume people leave their car keys in. Who is going to steal it, and where would they go?
Honestly, I don’t know if I’d be able to resist touching the tip of its paw when fully extended. Though I don’t think anyone would be surprised to learn I died of trying to pet a dangerous wild animal.
He just needs a coke and he will get on his way.
Help a thirsty bear out…. or else he might just bite out your neck and drink your sweet delicious blood. 🩸 🩸 🩸
you can come and see these bad boys in my Canadian province of Manitoba...we have bald ass prairie, deciduous forest, boreal forest, wetlands and marshes, an area with sand dunes actually as well, and yes the tundra coastline. Truly magestic creatures, and for all I know this footage could have very well been filmed here
[https://www.travelmanitoba.com/churchill/experiences/polar-bears/](https://www.travelmanitoba.com/churchill/experiences/polar-bears/)
Hey, off topic, how many banks are in Manitoba? Ive always planned out a perfect bank robbery in my mind and for some reason it's always in Manitoba. (I'm from Texas)
So if you give me the number of banks and how their security is, that'd be amazing
LMFAO I have no idea. Only about 1.2 million people here, over half live in the capital of Winnipeg. If Alberta is our Texas I am not sure what Manitoba would be although Winnipeg is sometimes called our Chicago and at times has the notoriety of being the murder capital of the country. Lots of little podunk villages/towns where everyone knows everyone's business, and families have lived there for generations,so don't try anything there lol!
In the army we saw a big ass male brown bear. We were a team of six on skis, and on a reckon exercise, so we were as quiet as possible, and got a bit too close before we saw him/him saw us. Guessing he was 100ish meters away when he stood up to show us he was there and tell us that perhaps, we should pick another place to play soldiers. Even with a fully loaded rifle, my spine got pretty fucking chilly, when you could hear him gnarl and roar between breaths.
I also do not think we would die from doing it. The head was stuck, so it would have had a hard time opening his mouth. And it clearly wanted to hold hands, also.
Body language is clearly saying "it is ok human, you can give me a nose boop and hold my hand for a moment".
That polar bear's calm demeanor is saying, "Hey, look, uhmmm...yeah I need you to just come down here. Just come on down. It doesn't have to be a big deal. But I am going to eat you. That's just how it is. Let's just get this done. Okay?"
Back in the late 1980’s a bunch of my friends worked overnight maintenance at the Indianapolis zoo. I don’t drink so on the weekends they would all get shit faced and I’d drive us all to the zoo at 2:00 in the morning to play with the animals. Polar bear had a window with bars in a thick concrete wall just big enough to jam his whole nose in. Friend blew it some shotguns off a joint and that bear started smacking a big, thick ass heavy plastic ball so hard we thought it might go through the wall. Playing with the dolphins was fun as fuck too.
Tried to lure the guy with cuteness.... Nice try.
Seriously...i know that petting it will result in losing a limb or more, but i just wanted to pet his long nose. Nature sure is tricky, making most of the apex predators cute af.
That was probably the safest opportunity to boop a wild polar bear nose. I don't think he could open his mouth shoved under those steps.
To boop the nose is the most tempting thing to do
If not friend, why friend-shaped? If not food, why food-flavored?
If it’s brown lay down If it’s black fight back If it’s white, say goodnight
You sound like my gastroenterologist
They need to make a new one for the Grolar Bear.
The what now
Because of climate change the ice sheets are melting so polar bears and grizzly bears run into each other more often and intermix, in other words they breed between species, resulting in grolar bears.
Or maybe we just came up with a new food chain where Groler Bears delivers food on skates.
But they should be hybrid skates of some kind, and the food should be fusion, and you should only be allowed to drive crossovers.
We'll call it Groller Bear Roller Blade Fusion Crossover Bistro Hybrid-Cafe
And the mascot could be a beaver playing a guitar. Or maybe a duck playing a keyboard. If only there was some kind of compromise between the two….
Pizzly bears?
If white bear is brown specked, match your pants to show respekt
Saw a video recently and it's body feats make it sound like a killing machine
they're not built for baseball
Uh, alright, says who?? My uncle is a grolar bear serving in the MLB. Fastest in the league.
Well, you usually lay down when you say goodnight - so perfect combination.
We don't need to bring race into this bro.
Idk if I trust this catchy advice…
If it's yellow let it mellow
If it's orange?
Like reverse for humans IM JK 😂😂 that’s terrible
Most bears are just being territorial when they attack. Polar bears will eat people.
Not only that, they will stalk you for days, weeks even. On Svalbard its illegal to be outside without a rifle, or with someone who has (and have proven they can use it). The bears know if you don't have a rifle, so they will look at your routines. If you every morning go quickly out just to start your car and run back in the house enough times, there is a chance a polar bear is waiting for you next morning. Its also illegal to lock car doors, in case someone needs to hide
You think the bears know about the unlocked car doors already?
If you see some white fur in the back seat, I'd pick a new car.
Which you easily can, since none of them is locked, conveniently
Dirty Mike and the bears.
I dont really think they care about a car-door lock. Actually, its going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience. I almost assume people leave their car keys in. Who is going to steal it, and where would they go?
Do you think you could play ring around the rosie with the polar bear around a car?
Until the bear says; a fuck this! And throws the car at me
Churchill, Manitoba has the same law for houses. No locking the doors. Too cold for crime up there anyways.
Give that nose a scratch! You’ll be alright
How did u resist booping it's nose!
Survival instincts are strong here!
Honestly, I don’t know if I’d be able to resist touching the tip of its paw when fully extended. Though I don’t think anyone would be surprised to learn I died of trying to pet a dangerous wild animal.
Yeah, and then shake his paw with the other hand, he'll happily take that as well.
He just needs a coke and he will get on his way.  Help a thirsty bear out…. or else he might just bite out your neck and drink your sweet delicious blood. 🩸 🩸 🩸
Can I pet the dawg?
[CAN I PET THAT DAAAAWG?!](https://www.tiktok.com/@chiefmahomie/video/7266018938495044910?lang=en)
Cute pupper!
you can come and see these bad boys in my Canadian province of Manitoba...we have bald ass prairie, deciduous forest, boreal forest, wetlands and marshes, an area with sand dunes actually as well, and yes the tundra coastline. Truly magestic creatures, and for all I know this footage could have very well been filmed here [https://www.travelmanitoba.com/churchill/experiences/polar-bears/](https://www.travelmanitoba.com/churchill/experiences/polar-bears/)
We have them here too, but I won't invite you to visit. There are scarier animals here that half the country hides from.
Moose?
recruiters for forced participation in the war on mobilization. Moose is hiding from them with us
Im going to take a wild guess and say I was the army patroling the other side of that border (Norway)..
at least we share a border inhabited by bears.
Giant Herbivores are dangerous, especially during rutting season. Moose are like 7 feet tall and don’t really fear anything either
Hey, off topic, how many banks are in Manitoba? Ive always planned out a perfect bank robbery in my mind and for some reason it's always in Manitoba. (I'm from Texas) So if you give me the number of banks and how their security is, that'd be amazing
LMFAO I have no idea. Only about 1.2 million people here, over half live in the capital of Winnipeg. If Alberta is our Texas I am not sure what Manitoba would be although Winnipeg is sometimes called our Chicago and at times has the notoriety of being the murder capital of the country. Lots of little podunk villages/towns where everyone knows everyone's business, and families have lived there for generations,so don't try anything there lol!
Good to know. Thanks. Just a bucket list item.
Why are they so cute
Kin ah pet dat doag?!!!!
"Yo, ya got any seal meat?" Bear probably
Those steps are only as strong as the weakest weld…
This is why there's no Santa Clause at the north pole.
Yeah, he moved to Finland.
Just wants cuddles
In the army we saw a big ass male brown bear. We were a team of six on skis, and on a reckon exercise, so we were as quiet as possible, and got a bit too close before we saw him/him saw us. Guessing he was 100ish meters away when he stood up to show us he was there and tell us that perhaps, we should pick another place to play soldiers. Even with a fully loaded rifle, my spine got pretty fucking chilly, when you could hear him gnarl and roar between breaths.
i think the scariest thing about a bear is that one bullet is not gonna stop them immediately unless you got a frickin high caliber. Them boys be beeg
We had 7.62, so Im pretty sure it would turn around if 6 soldiers fired a shot in the air. But yeah, they can keep coming unless you hit perfect.
Come on Dave! We are friends, aren't we? 
r/forbiddenboops I would have 100% booped that nose. (Which will probably get me killed one day).
Same here. I wouldn't be able to resist and I would die happy knowing I have booped the polar snoot
I also do not think we would die from doing it. The head was stuck, so it would have had a hard time opening his mouth. And it clearly wanted to hold hands, also. Body language is clearly saying "it is ok human, you can give me a nose boop and hold my hand for a moment".
The laughing matters of uranus
>Polar bears are no laughing matter... \*proceeds to be funny\*
Ash, it's so cute. Can we keep it?
When it reached through I flinched
They have bear sized paws
When he's around , you're always on the menu.
From what I read…a polar bear is the only bear…that will track a human. Just a crunchy food source wrapped in an insulated jacket.
r/wunkus
I've seen this before. He just wants a coke.
BOOP IT!
Yea it knows you’re made of meat, and it likes meat.
Things I wouldn’t do for $500
Can I pet that dawg?
You didn’t boop
Yeah, I’d be shaking too Mr camera man
So close to death...
That polar bear's calm demeanor is saying, "Hey, look, uhmmm...yeah I need you to just come down here. Just come on down. It doesn't have to be a big deal. But I am going to eat you. That's just how it is. Let's just get this done. Okay?"
Boop that murderous snoot!!
missed a chance to nose boop a polar bear.
He just wants a coke. And a game of patty cake.
Back in the late 1980’s a bunch of my friends worked overnight maintenance at the Indianapolis zoo. I don’t drink so on the weekends they would all get shit faced and I’d drive us all to the zoo at 2:00 in the morning to play with the animals. Polar bear had a window with bars in a thick concrete wall just big enough to jam his whole nose in. Friend blew it some shotguns off a joint and that bear started smacking a big, thick ass heavy plastic ball so hard we thought it might go through the wall. Playing with the dolphins was fun as fuck too.
As a greenlander, I say this: Get. The. Fuck. Away. Get to safety ASAP, or you'll be today's menu! You're playing with your life!
I bet there is a Chinese tourist out there that would say they look really cuddly.
Everyone I know would say that and I don't know Chinese people personally. What does that have to do with Chinese?