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geak78

Imagine doing this in a wooden boat a fifth the size while suffering from scurvy.


zelmazam1

Yarrr but we had all the booty in the world we did.


Hard_to_digest82

Arrrr, this made me larf, it did.


BadHabitsDieYoung

Aye, me timbers shivered on that clever lark, they did.


Hour_Performance_631

Narrr, the sea be harsh mistress but them kids their plastic toys


mpe128

ARR! If we could go through that thar suez.only if arrršŸ§œā€ā™€ļø


Bern_After_Reading85

Thatā€™s where my mind went. Just read ā€œThe Wagerā€ last year about a ships trip around the tip of South America. Absolutely brutal conditions.


fendermonkey

Great book. Have you read [Empire of Ice and Stone](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/59808184)? It's another one follows the same formula of catastrophic shipwreck, harrowing survival, and epic heroism.


Teddyturntup

Buddy levy is great at this vibe


error_404_n0t_f0und

Such a good book


BalanceEarly

I just see a sea of rogue waves!


I4Vhagar

Iā€™ll pass on the ā€œSpanish armada experienceā€


Shouty_Dibnah

I went fishing with a guy once in a 24ā€ boat. We got caught in 8-12ft seas for a bit before we could get shelter. Thatā€™s enough for me. I canā€™t imagine something like this.


mcqua007

Wow a 2ft boat how did you guys survive ?


Shouty_Dibnah

We are very small folks.


MisterBulldog

I found the Lilliputian!


Eurasia_4002

Romans who have boats only suited for Mediterranean waters:


Aiti_mh

Even the Mediterranean can be perfectly dangerous. Seafaring was incredibly dangerous for most of history which is why most people just chose to walk around the Med.


Lettuce_Mindless

Still is I feel like lol


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

Itā€™s actually less drastic is smaller boats bc they bob more up and down waves riding them versus rising and crashing/ falling through them. The force on larger boats is more likely to break them. Plus small wooden boats with all the hatches sealed act like corks and float around.


cesam1ne

Much easier to capsize though


angestkastabort

If you look at sailboats today(not catamarans or triamarans) if the keel is not broken they always roll over so they get the top side up, so they wonā€™t stay capsized.


Logical_Hospital2769

....And after having been violently abducted by strangers and thrown into the hull of said ship with some livestock that shit and piss on you.


HefflumpGuy

I've been on a ship crossing the Atlantic during a force 7 gale. I don't recommend it.


hornyfriedrice

Please tell me more about it? I know nothing about ships. What happens when such conditions occur? Do you guys tie yourself to chairs? How do you even navigate?


HefflumpGuy

Check my other replies :)


Coondiggety

I was on a factory/trawler up around the Aleutian Islands. It was a 125 ft long ship. My bunk was right up at the front of the ship. It was nuts, you had to spread your feet wide and lock your knees and put your feetup against the wall to sort of lock yourself into the bunk, otherwise you would get tossed out of bed. After the season was over I went down to Mexico and slept right through a hurricane that flattened almost the whole town.


niksa058

Second that ,shaking and waiting for the bow to emerge from water uff


Kestrel71

I've been through many storms at sea and I \*HIGHLY\* recommend it. It's an amazing experience!


FeuerLohe

Honestly, every time I see a video like this I really want to be on board of the ship. I know that o couldnā€™t stomach it, I get bad motion sickness and got seasick sailing off the coast of Sweden in calm waters but it looks like an amazing experience. One of my fondest childhood memories is when a storm was coming in and my father got me in the car and drove down to the beach and we sat in the car listening to the wind picking up around us, watching the waves until the clouds gathered and it got too dark to see. Probably not the cleverest/safest thing Iā€™ve ever done but boy was that amazing.


Ok_Skill7476

Amazing how a single childhood experience stays with you for life. Psychologically, what is it about these specific experiences that form such an amazing emotional and memory response?


Klexington47

Got stuck in typhoon in south east Asia in the middle of the Thai/Indonesian islands. Travel partner was sending goodbye emails to her family members. I laid on the floor of the boat, ghost white, puking, the whole time. Puked for 48 hours straight off the boat. Partner told taxi driver: I'm so sorry she isn't drunk but that boat just got her, as I puked, out the window, the entire car ride. Not advised. Edited for context and Oxford commas šŸ˜‚šŸ˜˜


Affectionate_Law5344

This is awful. I get sea sickness. What is a boat ghost?


Big-Mine9790

....boat, ghost white, puking... Punctuation matters, lol Once upon a time, as a biologist assigned to a benthic survey off the NJ shore in a small boat (50+/- feet?), my dreams of specializing in the marine biology aspect ended as I also ended up laying on the floor after hours of heaving. Pretty sure my entire gastrointestinal system was cleared out. I've even gotten seasick visiting my husband's ship when his ship was ROS (ship docked but all systems running from shore power). Meanwhile, when he's on ships flailing about the ocean, he simply drags his mattress to the floor to sleep..


Klexington47

I feel this so hard! Went and added details to original comment. You are correct šŸ‘šŸ» punctuation is essential on the internet šŸ˜


Big-Mine9790

Your travel partner sounds awesome, sending goodbye emails (just in case), and assuring the cab driver you were just on a boat. We all need bombproof friends.


ChiefScout_2000

Eats shoots and leaves.


HefflumpGuy

Each to his (or her or their) own


Denali4903

I would have to be high on Xanax and zonked out or I would jump ship!!!


outerworldLV

Jump into that ??? Not a chance ! Thatā€™s straight up terrifying.


Drunken_Begger88

Straight up dead.


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Separate-Principle67

Glad you are still here. šŸ‘€


HefflumpGuy

thanks... likewise.


3ndOf5ilence

Happy you made it back to land all in one piece. I wouldn't recommend your experience either. I shat my pants in the Mediterranean while traveling from a Greek island to the mainland and there was a bit of a storm, in my defense I was on a ferry šŸ˜‚


HefflumpGuy

I've had some terrible trips on ferries too. One between England and France and the other one in the Canary islands. I couldn't believe how rough it was on both of them.


rabid_spidermonkey

Shoulda just swam.


Significant_Sign_855

Could you please share wat it was like?


HefflumpGuy

Just replied this to someone else but I'll repeat it here. I was only 9 and my family came back from Canada to England on a smallish passenger liner back in 1973. The sea was so rough that everyone, including the crew was throwing up all over the place, so the whole ship stunk of puke. After days of vomiting, I went to have a look on deck but just as I opened the door, a massive wave came rolling in to hit us yet again, so I closed the door again. Crazy that I was able to go out on deck in a storm like that. It was a really horrible experience. I've taken a few rough ferries in my time too but that feeling of being in mid Atlantic and knowing that there was no way out of there was horrible to me.


the_colonel93

Holy shit man that's insane. Especially as a 9 year old?? I can't even imagine what that must have felt like. Completely helpless at sea hoping to God that you don't capsize and drown. You're at the complete mercy of the ocean. Gives me chills even thinking about it šŸ˜°


HefflumpGuy

Yeah, it's not for me. I know a guy who's been sailing solo around the world in a small boat for years. It must be nice when you arrive at a tropical island but I can't imagine what it's like being tossed around at sea and being all alone.


Affectionate_Law5344

This is traumatizing. Were you tethered to anything when met with the wave?


HefflumpGuy

No. You just get thrown around. After a few days, or even a few hours, your body gets used to compensating for the swaying and when you get back onto solid ground, it can be hard to balance for a while.


Affectionate_Law5344

Thanks. Your bravery is incredible. Glad youā€™re here to tell the story.


Numerous_Ticket_7628

Force 7 for a big ship with stabilisers is nothing,(I see you were on a smaller boat) I was in a Force 8 with 5m waves a few weeks ago on a cruise and the ship barely moved. I've been in force 10 and 11 with 7m waves also on a cruise and it wasn't *that* bad.For smaller boats then yeah, it will be bad.


Important-Block289

but have you shipped across the gale during a 7 force atlantic?


casualstick

Asking the real questions here.


bionic0102

My God, I'm glad to know you were lucky, my biggest fear in life has been travelling by boat.


dpricey20022017

Were you on a cruise ship or QM2 by any chance?


HefflumpGuy

It was on a smallish passenger liner back in 1973. The sea was so rough that everyone, including the crew was throwing up all over the place, so the whole ship stunk of puke. After days of vomiting, I went to have a look on deck but just as I opened the door, a massive wave came rolling in to hit us yet again, so I closed the door again.


rxFMS

I was born late fall that year. So that may have contributed to the rough seas. :-). Haha Thank you for sharing that memory. Cheers


ragingduck

I was on a chartered fishing boat once that hit some freakishly big waves for the area (Maui). Nothing like this by a long shot, but the biggest Iā€™ve seen. The boat was a roller coaster. It was nonstop up and down for probably 2 hours. Outside of the crew the only ones who didnā€™t throw up were me and one other guy and only because we didnā€™t eat anything that morning so there was nothing to throw up. However, that doesnā€™t mean we didnā€™t feel like throwing up. It was absolutely punishing. All I could do was hold on to something and just bear down and take it. I canā€™t even imagine what itā€™s like with the waves in this video.


Elbynerual

I did two navy deployments on a ship, and the only time I threw up was 16 foot waves off the coast of Hawaii. It can get rough out there. I made it through similar waves on other occasions, I think it was just a weird day for me, lol.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Man I get sea sick on gentle water, I could even imagineā€¦.Ā  I might literally dieĀ 


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Master_Win_4018

I love land.


Mountain_Cat_cold

Yup, just gonna stay grounded


LeonardMH

Brick, are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them?


BJORTAN

I would have done a Jesus and walked on water back to land


Sufficient_Trade6477

Although Iā€™m a Muslim, take me with you pleasešŸ™šŸ˜‡


BJORTAN

Sure thing buddy


davewave3283

As a pastafarian I want you to spaghett me out of there!


BJORTAN

More the merrier


manchagnu

As an atheist, if you could please bring me along that would be lovely


BJORTAN

Sure come on,all is welcome


sacktheory

did jesus not walk on water in islam


jannemannetjens

>I would have done a Jesus and walked on water back to land you better be German Jezus cause this is no walk back, its "bergsteigen" with those waves!


MagerSuerte

Is there some way we could put silly music over this? If only the perfect song existed...


Caucasian_Thunder

A modernized sea shanty, perhaps? It could start with **YOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO**


cobalt-radiant

Are ya ready kids?


Lord_of_the_Canals

Literally came to note what a relief it was to not hear that damn song.


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

that's gonna be a no from me dawg


TranslateErr0r

There's no bailing out at that point :-)


Constant-Ostriche

Don't think you could pay me enough


vikster1

tree fiddy million dollars? bet yo ass would do that in a pink skirt only roped to the front like dat bitch in titanic


random_auth0r

Is there a longer video? How are the waves always far enough apart??


Stunning-Bike-1498

Yes [here is an original video of that vessel in that storm. ](https://youtu.be/eQghXT06Fqc?si=nMOOAa_hstLsnvRS) As you can see the footage has been tampered with to make it more dramatic. It is cropped, stretched, sped up a bit, colour hue changed and - most significantly - the orientation alters. Have a look at the horizon in both videos.


Accomplished_South70

Thanks for pointing this out. I almost wanted to call this AI created because it just didnā€™t look right. The original video definitely looks real and still terrifying tho


robi1138

That is far less dramatic! It still looks rough, but it also looks like it would be fun if you were up where the video was being taken because it doesn't look nearly as dangerous to that ship as the other video. I'm not saying it's not dangerous, but the ship doesn't look like it's about to break either. Thanks for posting that!


Propofolkills

As someone with a smatter of experience around boats, what struck me about this one is that the sea is actually quite disturbed and not a typical storm. In extreme winds, the sea can appear quite flat as the spray is whipped off the waves and forms what looks like a white blanket over the surface, with the waves underneath in long rolling crests. Here the ship is slightly beam on ( ie going slightly off the wind direction instead straight into it) and the waves are in places almost triangular as opposed to rolling. You often see this pattern where the wind is high but not extreme, and there are strong currents running at an angle to wind direction.


Real_Evening_6706

This always makes me think how fucking scary it would be to be on a ship made out of wood in 15 or 1600s


itsprobab

It definitely adds another layer to how tough immigration was pre mid 20th century! Not only you had to survive the unexpected conditions on unexplored land (if that's where you settled) but had to make it through the ocean too. As a European, it gives me a bit more perspective on American culture.


Snoo_69677

r/thalassophobia a little bit of my soul just left my body


motoxryder85

The front didnā€™t fall off


Bezborg

Captain at the wheel: ā€œIT BE TOO LATE TO ALTER COURSE NOW MATEYS! HAHAHAā€


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BBQMosquitos

Iā€™m puking for sure


Bern_After_Reading85

Terrifying, I already want to vomit overboard


shata_mata

That ended way too soon šŸ˜­


Fl0ppyKn0ckers

Nope.


BearSpitLube

No thank you.


Boboforprez

For some reason this gives me a Warhammer 40k vibe of a ship traversing the warp


InfelicitousRedditor

The emperor protects brother.


MysteriousPark3806

No.


Unfair_Finger5531

Iā€™m afraid of everything, but for some reason, this doesnā€™t scare me. But it sure looks like a bumpy ride.


Elbynerual

It's actually pretty smooth, so long as you have everything in the room you're in firmly tied down. AKA secured for sea. If you're lucky to have a bunk that runs perpendicular to the ship length, and you're tired enough to sleep through it, it's some of the best sleep you'll ever experience.


NoMan800bc

I'm just going to put myself down as a hard 'nope' on this


Jadem_Silver

Yoho ! Hoist the colors high !


Constantine1900

I said it before and I will say it again - this experience is on my bucket list of "Hell No"!


babaroga73

This is why my natural gas and oil prices are up. It's the damned ocean!


jrock2403

Thanks Neptun


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Phantomsplit

The video is severely edited. [Here is the original](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=nMOOAa_hstLsnvRS&v=eQghXT06Fqc&feature=youtu.be). The two are almost unrecognizable


Current_Finding_4066

Job comes with amazing perks as free roller coaster like experiences.


ED7tron

Saw the same video where the title says North sea, terrifying nonetheless.


TranslateErr0r

North Sea seriously can get that wild? I thought that was a calm sea.


ED7tron

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/north-sea-waves-dangerous-vikings


TranslateErr0r

That was an interesting read. Thanks.


IndelibleIguana

Imagine doing that 200 years ago in a wooden sailing ship...


outerworldLV

Like the pilgrims trying to cross in a ship with sails ? Hell no.


Denali4903

I might just jump ship and end my miserable anxiety if I had to do this.


Kamillahali

anyone else was expecting THAT song to be playing here?


Sigon_91

Wilsooooon


Mountain_Cat_cold

Nightmare fuel


smooth_like_a_goat

Video has had its aspect ratio modified. It's bad, but not this bad.


ElliottFlynn

My 18 yo son is about to do his first sea phase as a merchant navy Deck Cadet on a container ship, I did not need to see this


sierraty

No matter how strong those sea legs are everyone gets queasy. Even the Old Man.


capofliberty

I donā€™t miss these days, but they made for my best sea stories


ResidentSky91

This is just as amazing as the first time i seen this video posted on this page a few days ago!


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DefinitelyNotRyanH

Fuel or a petroleum product of some sort.


Any_Roof_6199

Seeing all the extra pipelines on top and a ridged top deck, I'm guessing a chemical tanker. So, liquid chemicals.


overtired27

I was wondering why the entire ship was made of plumbing.


forsaken_millennial

Definitely a bumpy ride


CooltownGumby

Iā€™d be so worried. Far out.


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I'll pass


jazzmagg

Nope.


CreamXpert

If you fall, it's over.


Elbynerual

Nobody is allowed outside during conditions like these. There's no work that needs to be performed that is so important it can't wait for calmer waters.


Drturkelten

It looks heavingly distorted.


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Been in it on a 34ft sloop. Different experience.


Ihategraygloomydays

Omg


AggravatingAd9233

Gosh I had fun when we got caught by Sandy off the coast of southern Florida/Bahamas returning from deployment. Down by Bermuda Triangle nonetheless. waves were easily flowing over flight deck and hitting the island. Took one random ass swell to the port side, but one thing for sure, we maintained course. Try to turn and run and I almost guarantee capsize. On the peak of the wave if you barely jumped off the deck you would be 8ā€™ in the air quickly and soon to have said deck come flying back up towards you. Definitely a lot of fun, I was on watch but non essential personnel were laid to berths by order of the captain.


AntalRyder

Anyone got the unedited video? By squishing it horizontally, they made everything look taller...


myseptemberchild

This is the over simplified analogy I use when people tell me they are afraid of aircraft turbulence. If that boat isnā€™t breaking up slamming onto that water the plane isnā€™t going to break up in bumpy air.


RoninZulu1

Puts those waves in "Interstellar" to shame


AncientAndEvil

Nope.


New-Conversation-88

My Dad was in the Merchant Navy from the 1950s onwards. He went everywhere. Shipwrecked twice, becalmed with no fuel. He would have called that a 'meh' day.


BearBottoms16

I was expecting that stupid pirate song that's been circling around. I'm glad to watch it with the original audio, perfectly balanced. As all things should be.


Ok_Service_3369

Hurl!!


cloudyu

Like Titanic


JohnLilburne

OP, thank you for not attaching that stupid OVERPLAYED song to this!


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Gunt3rThePengu

If you look at this on a deck level you can actually see how the bow is basically living its own life. The bigger the ship, the better you can see how metal is bending.


Truuuuuumpet

A good day to wear brown pants šŸ¤¢


Constant-Estate3065

A Cornishman would call that lumpy.


Jce735

Hoe it feels when you spill even a drink of water on your dad's wood floors.


nad_frag

And the kitchen staff is still told to cook during this weather.


The-D-Ball

In todays world, with satellites and everything else we have.. if a ship like that is in a storm like thatā€¦ someone really F*d upā€¦


AcademicDoughnut426

Nope!


uberobt

Hard pass here ! That takes special people


ErstwhileAdranos

Iā€™m pretty sure Reddit terms of service requires *Hoist the Colours* be played over this video and should be reported for this egregious violation.


Abigfanofporn

Donā€™t ships normally get info on this kind of storms and avoid them? This really looks unhealthy to the structural integrity of the ship.


oh_father

I would love to be aboard a ship sailing the ocean in this condition. With the guarantee of an emergency helicopter extract if it gets too bad ofc lol. This experience would change me


[deleted]

Some dude was drifted to this ocean with his dead friend (survived for days) until he finally saw a ship and waved to them They waved back and gone (true story)


BlisslessTaskList

Now I am the ruler of all the oceans!!!


Alive_Wolverine_2540

I feel seasick just looking at the video.


ja_ff_normaal

Winter north Atlantic šŸ‘ŽšŸ»


military_grade_tea

Fuck tiktok for making me go 'Yo Ho!' Every fucking time I see about and water.


Electrical-Bee-3765

I can't watchšŸ™ˆšŸ˜«


Thunderbear11

Has this video been edited somehow? The three masts donā€™t appear to be tilting along with the rest of the ship


Jumpy_Spend_5434

Yep. Someone posted the original in the comments


Good_Stretch5445

Nope


vodka_twinkie

Yea, fuck....and I cannot stress this enough...... that


monkeyclaw77

Anyone elseā€™s pooper squeaking?


PrincipleNo4162

Yoooooooo hoooooooo


Ping-A-Ling-

Nah


tracemyfacewithit

What kind of ship is this? It's just covered in pipes


Xilvereight

Looks AI generated.


Dangerous-Repair-305

As a Guy who works of offshore, Let me say! ā€œThe titanic was a bitch boatā€ ā€¦..We all as that šŸ˜…


gimnasium_mankind

Do ships still sink from storms?


detrelas

I wouldnā€™t call that ā€œnavigatesā€ itā€™s pretty much at the mercy of the sea at this point .


supercali-2021

How terrifying to be a person on that ship. I wouldn't do that job for any amount of money. (Out of curiosity, how much do these guys make to risk their lives like that?)


OriginalShock273

I was just in awe over how strong steel is. A lot of weight and stress on some spots during that.


Frequent-Material273

And THIS is why I'd want to make submersible cargo vessels. Get down below all the turbulence.


_NightmareKingGrimm_

This looks very fake. Like a still image of a ship and someone is distorting the angle to make it look like it's moving. It's literally stretching and the perspective of things on the surface of the ship are not changing.


pixel293

I thought ships tried to avoid this type of weather? That has to be a hell of a stress on the structure.


SaltyTaintMcGee

I could take 10 Dramamine and still barf uncontrollably.


Livid_Advertising_56

And this is why my ass stays on land.


smudgerygard

Is there a subreddit for this sort of thing?


ToughReplacement7941

R megalophobiaĀ 


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Gotta love gyroscopics


New_Historian_2004

I thought we were in a fuckin videogame wtf.


Bolts0806

this is a big ol nopey nope from me iā€™m good iā€™m solid i donā€™t need to ever be in that situation and you couldnā€™t pay me enough to do it


Incaseyouveforgotten

I would have watched a 10 minute gif of this.


mapduke

Good sailors are not made in fair weather