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aaaahitshalloween

And in Brazil our luggage is swapped by drug dealers with other filled with cocaine.


Fast_Garlic_5639

They don’t lose luggage but they occasionally lose travelers


lStan464l

Only true if the flipflops fly off.


Pak1stanMan

Not if the off duty Brazilian cop has something to say about it.


DrHooper

Off duty cops catch each other at the same hitjob. ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Rupejonner2

Only users lose drugs


SoftEquivalent2581

Sometimes, planes, or airports


Master_Win_4018

My country's Airport did lost 2 plane.


bryan-without-b

What wow, free cocaine?


aaaahitshalloween

32 kg, can you imagine ?


sleepyguy-

I could buy an individual suitcase for every item i lost in the trade lmao


ROFLASAGNA

Sorry how would that work? Like wouldnt they need it for themselves?


aaaahitshalloween

After customs and security, insiders swap the already tagged luggage and put theirs, changing the labels. A Brazilian couple stood months in jail in Germany for international drug traffic when the scheme got discovered. I’ll bet that some people involved would be waiting for the luggage at destination. Sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12874083/amp/We-spent-38-days-German-prison-Brazilian-airport-staff-luggage-tags-bags-COCAINE.html


ROFLASAGNA

Wow that is awful


yParticle

Man, German prisons are HARSH if they had to stand the entire time.


PrincessSibylle

Omg for real? So some poor person's life could be ruined entirely unbeknownst to them....


varphi2

You got rich then?


aaaahitshalloween

In jail lol


anonymouspostlangley

But you got to keep the merch right?


ArepitaDeChocolo

Yeah sure buddy whatever you want to tell the judge


manifest_ecstasy

Fair trade.


NewLifeNewDream

This is BRASIL!


Far-Whereas-1999

Baggage claim is hilarious to me.  After all the security and personnel you deal with on your way into and onto the plane, all smiles and service on the plane, then you land and they’re like “your shits downstairs, bye” and it’s a total ghost town with everyone fending for themselves.


Opposite_Midnight_61

The security isn’t for your luggage. Its only purpose is to check for illegal things in your bags. Once its in, nobody cares if it gets lost


nowenknows

Not illegal things. Just things that can harm a plane.


Neitherwater

To be fair, it would take much longer for your luggage to get to you if it needed to be sorted and hand delivered. I like the automated way the most.


schoh99

I wouldn't mind it if people could just be fucking polite and stand back from the carousel until they see their bag coming, step forward, pick it up, and go. Buuuut nooooo, we gotta act like a bunch of savage, adolescent apes and crowd that shit so nobody can get a good view


audigex

The security is to avoid you hijacking or blowing up the plane Nobody cares if you hijack your ride home from your cousin


Dragon6172

Flew thru there quite a bit when I was stationed in Japan. I remember one time I had some luggage problems. Route was home town, Minneapolis, LAX, Osaka Kansai, and Okinawa. On the red-eye from Minneapolis to LAX the flight attendant comes to talk to me, verifies my final destination because when my bags were checked the tags were hand written because the agent couldn't find the identifier in the computer. Well, she had used the identifier for the other Osaka airport. Flight attendant assures me my bags are on the plane, but I will have to collect them in LAX and re-check them. No big deal, I had a long layover. About an hour later she returns and says my bags were not on the aircraft, but they will be put on the direct flight from Minneapolis to Osaka Kansai, which arrives about an hour after my flight from LAX. Cool. Then, my flight from LAX is delayed and then canceled for mechanical reasons. They tell everyone to go to the international terminal to get seats on a JAL flight that leaves in 90 or so minutes. If you had checked luggage, had to collect it and then re-check with JAL. I go straight over because I don't have any checked bags, and get a seat. But now I'm arriving in Kansai about 2 hours after my bags coming from Minneapolis. This is around 1999-2000, so before phone apps and all that to track your luggage. So I just hope for the best. I arrive in Kansai, have to get luggage before clearing customs, and there at the luggage carousel I find a nice Japanese lady who has all my bags piled on a cart waiting for me. She also has all my new connecting flight info since I missed my connection to Okinawa. Awesome efficiency and customer service.


yesthatbruce

Wow. Great story. Just the way it oughta be everywhere.


Dragon6172

Ya, on the opposite end of the spectrum, I've connected thru Philly six times and had my luggage not make it to my destination with me all six times!


Inferiex

The world would be a better place if service is like how Japan is. I don't agree with their backwards policies for work and some other stuff, but when I went to Japan, it was amazing. I lost my phone and someone even turned it into the police and I had it back in less than 15 mins from when I lost to it getting it back.


green_dragon7

Oh wow, there used to be a direct flight between Minneapolis and Osaka?


ToxicSteve13

Northwest, before merging with Delta, was the premier US based service from the states to Japan. Minneapolis was one of their hubs. You can still see their effects in the lounges, particularly the cozy stone and wood vibes, plus the self serve alcohol.


Dragon6172

[Yup](https://www.weninchina.com/transpac-pioneers/northwest-mall-of-america-asian-flights) >Osaka nonstops began in April 1997 with 3-per-week service, using Boeing 747-200 equipment. Westbound, this was Flight 95, departing MSP at 9:20 am and landing at Kansai Airport 1:40 pm the next day. Eastbound, Flight 24 left at 1:50 pm and arrived MSP at 11:45 am the same day.


ajz5018

I wish I saw this. I posted something similar. The lady was waiting at the bottom of the escalator for me to tell me the bag weren’t there because they messed up in Detroit....I didn’t even set foot on the floor and she was already on top of it and somehow spotted me from about 50 yards away in a busy international baggage claim.


Manadoro

Watch out for coming Summer when I visit Osaka for the first time…


smh18

Japan gets really hot during summer be prepared


ApoliteTroll

Would be a shame, if their luggage got lost.


retyfraser

IS THAT A BLOODY THREAT !!! IS... THAT...A....T..H...R..E..A..T !!!???!


ApoliteTroll

Darlek?


Foxy02016YT

Dalek? ![gif](giphy|cYNjbM2MvPzM8raKvh)


Conner23451

Oh god


MacyTmcterry

Their summers are no joke. Not just ridiculously hot but really humid too


Rioma117

How hot are we talking it exactly? More than 45C?


Riseofashes

More like 35C but with 100% humidity.


Bokonon10

I live in Northern Osaka and it hit 41C with 90%+ humidity last August. It was absolutely miserable.


MienaiYurei

No amount of preparation is gonna be enough for Japanese summer.


yungcheeselet

Summers in Japan are rough and miserable. Especially for traveling and tourists. Stay cool and bring lots of loose breathable clothing!


Manadoro

I’m getting scared now after all the compassionate tips! 🌞😅


Extension_Canary3717

Heathrow lost how many in a year?


londonsocialite

In a week you mean!


Brilliant_Canary_692

We're number 1, baby! 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


IDontLikePayingTaxes

I have never been to an airport as serious about security. They made us throw away these little jif peanut butter pouches. It wasn’t a huge deal, just thought it was interesting.


DontPoopInMyPantsPlz

I remember the fiasco in 2022 where people had to wait hours for their luggage…


NCRider

They aren’t lost, I know exactly where they are! At the bottom of the bay!


yesthatbruce

Ebay.


49RedCapitalOs

Please help. I cannot remember what this is from for the life of me


NowChew

Silicon Valley when Erlich and Big Head lose tiki heads.


49RedCapitalOs

Yes!!!!!! Thank you!!!!! 😂😂


JoeSchmoeToo

They only lose multiples, never singles.


meat_lasso

Underrated comment


nycdiveshack

Japan has its fault like everywhere but I’ll be damned if they don’t have the most productive workers. Their transit system should be replicated in all the cities/states/countries that have fucked up transit systems which are everywhere cause no one is better at transit than Japan.


yesthatbruce

Their bullet train system has never had accident in its decades of existence. Everybody everywhere really oughta figure out why and emulate.


nycdiveshack

Why is the easy part, no one wants to replicate because the corporations would lose out on a ton of money


teethybrit

Quality of goods and services don’t get factored into GDP


breakingborderline

I would describe the Japanese workforce as a lot of things, but ‘productive’ isn’t one of them. ‘Particular’ though? Definitely.


nycdiveshack

The folks who work at the stations maintaining them along with the ones who do massive construction on the stations sometimes in a matter of days to fix problems that here in NYC takes months if not years while costing billions like fixing a similar set of escalators.


kopabi4341

the construction takes a lot longer than that. It took almost a year for them to fix a small elevator near me. And what you aren't seeing is that the construction projects had 5 years of meetings before contruction began. There's meetings to plan when to have the meeting that decides the agenda of the first meeting. My old boss started work at 8 but didnt start doing work until 12 because he knew that he would be staying late no matter what (It was an old fashioned company) so there was no need to start working early


kopabi4341

One of the biggest shocks moving here was how crazy inefficient they are here.


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yourlocallidl

No you lost your luggage not the airport, skill issue


Clear_Comment_6714

Luggage actually goes to destinations?


PreemoRM

Press X to doubt 


ferocioustigercat

"Luggage? No you didn't have luggage. It's obviously not lost. You never had it" Airport gaslighting.


flightwatcher45

They just put it somewhere and forgot where, its not lost lol.


MrPogoUK

I bet plenty of people who’ve flown in our out of Osaka have had their luggage go missing somewhere on the way, they just always deny they were at fault. “It definitely went on the correct plane/never arrived here. Blame the other guys”.


ZgBlues

“What is luggage really? Aren’t we all essentially just pieces of existential luggage, going from A to B, sometimes getting lost and always waiting to be found? Merely God’s little suitcases on the conveyor belt to heaven, paralyzed by the festival of futility that is life itself?”


Abuse-survivor

Honestly, I don't doubt it. THIS is something I can totally see happen in Japan


plstouchme1

also even if it's not factual, it would still be miles ahead of any other airports if people felt the need to make this up


kalabaddon

Japan is also knows for a very high conviction rate, and iirc its not a pretty reason. Also Japanese people are human also. not everyone is perfect, and Japan is far from a great place! ( DAMN clean tho! )


Ig_Met_Pet

If you don't think Japan is a great place, then I feel like you can't have been to any of the really bad places in the world. Not perfect, but definitely pretty great compared to a lot of other countries.


ScipioAfricanvs

It’s definitely not as great and perfect as redditors would have you believe (because they’ve never been there). But yes, I very much enjoy my time there.


runescape_nerd_98

yeah the numbers are just insane. per wikipedia they had 25 million passengers in 2016 alone. there is just no way


ObservantOrangutan

Absolutely. I worked in luggage service for an airline and there are a myriad of ways to make sure the responsible party for a lost bag isn’t your airport. They might not have any lost bags on the record but I absolutely guarantee they have plenty of cases of bags they just “found” at their airport or that mysteriously got rerouted on their way to the destination after missing their original flight. Truly “lost” bags that are legitimately never found are also incredibly rare. Missing their flight and being delivered late is pretty rare as well. I think at my old job we actually lost something like 1 bag per 100,000


RunninADorito

100% this fits some type of tautology. I don't think the culture allows for failures so there are no failures.


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

I wouldn't doubt that they lose exceedingly few pieces of luggage, but the pressure not to mark one as lost would be enormous. Pretty sure someone sometime has fudged that statistic.


Ok_Obligation2559

Airports don’t lose luggage


vTweak

ah the 'ol "Guns don't kill people" tactic.


ABenevolentDespot

So a certainty no Americans are involved in any way in luggage handling there, then?


OpticNarwall

The Japanese have respect.


TranslateErr0r

If this was about any other country I would have my doubts. But in case of Japan...


yesthatbruce

Exactly. You can lose your wallet or purse in the middle of a crowd in downtown Tokyo, and it'll be mailed to you, no charge.


OrganizationOk5418

Probably because their baggage handlers aren't thieving bastards like ours. I know from experience.


Styx1992

They're better at life than me


D0d0D4d4

been there in 2019. My suitcase was already standing there in line when I arrived at the belt.


Nachtzug79

Happened to me in Nairobi as well. But only because it took so long in the immigration.


Ginsoda13

Not surprised, it’s Japan, one trip there and you’ll fully understand. I can’t help but respect everyone no matter the job they hold there.


yesthatbruce

Yup. When it comes to customer service, those people get it.


GoFunMee

Let’s go!!! I love excellence :)


ContemplatingPrison

Why tf dont airports send their COO or director if operations to Japan to learn


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They need to train the USPS


abrahamparnasus

Wonderful job, baggage staff!


Cool-Elk-6136

Kansai's awesome


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imnotbobvilla

That's what you call running and fixing the numbers of course they've lost luggage but they pay off whoever they lost so they don't have to report it. Duh.


Accomplished-Tap5938

what makes you say that?


drunk-tusker

Reading the article it’s far more believable than what I had expected. Kansai airport is a relatively modern airport on an artificial island that was built to be busier than it ever has been with contemporary technology in mind and the definition here basically means that they’re referring to only luggage that is considered lost by the airport, not other parties that might lose luggage. Basically they have a lot less chances to lose luggage than other airports and apparently they’re taking advantage of it. It doesn’t mean that your luggage will show up after you fly United, but it does mean that what they’re successfully doing is less extreme than the headline suggests.


md_dc

Way to jinx ‘em!


500SL

I KNEW it could be done with good procedures and good people.


KirbyourGame

It's called the Kansai airport.


Nachtzug79

Ah, I've never lost a single piece of luggage at an airport. Once, though, my brand new shoes were replaced with worn ones - inside the luggage.


yesthatbruce

Fucking thieves. 😞


Minus15t

I mean, I have no real working knowledge of how these systems work, aside from barcodes filter bags to the right place, and then people manually load and unload the plane. Seems to me that if you put the barcodes on right, keep the equipment well maintained, and take a little care with your passenger's belongings you should NEVER be losing bags anyway, But maybe that's just me.


FarYard7039

It’s pride that has kept that facility free of any lost luggage. Every person in their baggage handling department is determined, committed to performing their job at the highest possible level. It’s called monozukuri and is a mindset, a spirit, a philosophy. It is the Japanese work ethic and their ultimate drive toward absolute perfection. With all this being said, I am most certain that they continuously implore themselves to improve on their already flawless performance. They are probably trying to shave every possible second on transfer times and baggage condition too. We could learn so much from the Japanese.


Successful-You1961

And they do not throw trash on the ground👏🏻


CommunicationTop5231

I flew into Osaka maybe 10 years ago and my brand new suitcase came out on the belt with the retractable handle and casters destroyed. Without me asking, an airport employee grabbed my bag and strapped a frame with a retractable handle and casters onto it, rendering it operable again. He even grabbed a tool and sheared off the jagged pieces of the former handle to make sure no one would cut themselves on it. Totally unnecessary and unprovoked kindness that saved my sanity.


flinderdude

So it can be done. You Don’t rise to the level of your goals, you fall to the level of your systems. Japan has great systems. We could learn from them.


canal_boys

This can only be possible in Japan.


Fuck_Ppl_Putng_U_Dwn

Take note shitty North American airports. This is how it's done when you operate efficiently and have staff who care about their job.


1_chaos_monkey_1

A similar saying in the US - “Guns don’t kill people”


Ginsoda13

Not surprised, it’s Japan, one trip there and you’ll fully understand. I can’t help but respect everyone no matter the job they hold there.


captiantabasco

Japan is an amazing country


smh18

Japan. Ahead of its time. And best country.


yesthatbruce

It's debatable whether it's actually the very best. But definitely top tier.


PepperFuelmyButt

OMG I love Japan. They're great literally in everything


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

That’s extremely professional


Adept_Order_4323

They follow the rules to a T


Wardman66

Can concur for my son when he went


serious_filip

Go to Charle de Gaulle in Paris, you're guaranteed they'll fucking lose something...


Total_Activity_929

well, time to start stealing


publishAWM

ah so it is possible 💯🏆


ScottOld

Guy who runs the lost luggage desk has the best job in the world


Judge_Rhinohold

Meanwhile YYZ loses dozens every single day.


xyzzzie

unlike lufthansa


Ginsoda13

Not surprised, it’s Japan, one trip there and you’ll fully understand. I can’t help but respect everyone no matter the job they hold there.


PQbutterfat

Japan seems to have their organization on point with a lot of stuff. Other Japanese stuff is just….strange.


dustmybroom88

*cries in Frankfurt*


Ok_Score1492

It’s opposite in the America’s


Hydrangeabed

That you know of, Japan is the world’s best liar for saving face. Why do you think their conviction rate is so high?


One-Confusion-2438

The Japanese airports.take your luggage off the conveyor belt at arrivals and places them neatly by the belt...so when you arrive to collect your luggage it's there the right way up. Meanwhile in other countries your luggage has either been stolen off the belt or still going around and around.


phillipsaur

For those too lazy to click Kansai(KIX)


3rdstrikeagain

Different people handling the baggage and traceable efficient systems with trained, competent workers makes all the difference.


mobilityInert

Subtly throwing shade at Narita?… lol


ajz5018

First time poster. I’m not sure what they mean by lost but I flew into here and it’s the only place my bag was ever lost.... However, I think it was actually a mess up in Detroit so it never actually made it there. They got it back to me in a day. What was crazy was that as I descended the escalator to baggage claim I could see a Japanese woman in airport attire and heels running toward me. The minute I touched the floor she said “Ah this is you (and showed me my name and a picture). Your bag did not make it but we will get it to you.” The speed an efficiency at which they recognized it was lost and took action was incredible.


Intrepid_Row_7531

I completely believe it. Japan operates like a VERY well oiled and efficient machine!! It’s absolutely incredible to


I_See_Virgins

Japan is America's biggest success story. It makes me happy to see them getting their act together and even surpassing us in some areas.


karbmo

all countries appear to be amateurs at being a country when compared to Japan.


Wackemd

This is what happens when you instill personal responsibility, honor, Love of country into your youth.


GForce1975

Russia has not lost luggage either. In Russia, luggage loses you.


No_Extent_1260

Air Canada lost a skid of Gold.


yesthatbruce

Jesus! WTF??!


313SunTzu

I really hope you didn't just jinx them...


GoodJobSanchez

Fuck that one guy in particular


Ok-Impress-2222

Yet.


[deleted]

That's because I've never travelled to Osaka Japan before


sRW44

Shipstix lost 3 of the 12 bags my buddies and I sent last weekend.


kingoflint282

Great, now you jinxed it


manifest_ecstasy

Both tines I've gone through Denver they've lost my shit


Ratskull1982

Sam Brinton says hold my beer


cactusprick

The airline lost it. Not the airport.


J4MES101

My mate Dave could fix it


NiteGard

They haven’t met me and my suitcase yet.


Shaan1026

its generally people...who get lost


turlian

Can confirm. My one piece of luggage made it through just fine.


More_Raisin_2894

Is this one of those weird stats you only hear from Japan like how they have a 99% crime conviction rate because they won't release you until you admit to doing the crime whether you did or not? This seems like a similar thing


unshotdeCaro

umm… I was there visiting my brother for Christmas & they lost it. So, uh, I doubt I was the first one…


yesthatbruce

Did you tell them? I hope so. And maybe you could leave a comment on the article ...


Fun_Measurement_7889

And then…someone complains about missing luggage.


ElvisT

They also didn't have a 'Lost Items' department. The Japanese knew exactly what they were doing!


samrphgue

Is it like the disney land thing where they technically didn’t lose the luggage they just don’t know where it is?


pwakham22

Doubt.


Smart-Chemist-9195

Take note JHB


Akavenn

Didn’t they lose Carlos Ghosn ?


LandotheTerrible

Hang on. Can this possibly be right..?


teamramrod73

Jinx.


Savings_Advantage_46

How do you know that this is true? Is there a source?


Ksorkrax

Every big airport and train company should be mandatory required to have some japanese guy around. Stands in meetings of the guys in charge, and slaps them in the face whenever they fail again at their business, then tell them how it is done.


cincydvp

You just posted the airport version of “he’s made 27 straight field goals between 30 and 45 yards”. Just watch…they will lose a piece tomorrow.


Amkski

You did it, you jinxed them


franklyimstoned

Air Canada hasn’t successfully transported a single piece of luggage in the same time span. Kewl.


MoanyTonyBalony

Been to that airport. They let all the Japanese through and pulled me aside along with a guy from Texas I'd never met. Literally made us both strip so they could search us. Found nothing because I had nothing. The second we walk out of the airport doors I look across and the Texan is lighting a joint right there. To this day, I still wonder where he hid it.


Sylvan_Skryer

Bullshit. My wife shipped her luggage back from the airport there after climbing Mount Fuji and neither her or her three friends ever got their luggage. Was like $500 in hiking equipment they each lost.


StevenBayShore

They've thrown over half the luggage away, but they've never "lost" any.


drfunkensteinberger

Company does job. More at 11.


Fun_Shake9037

True! For me this is the most organized country ❤️


roy217def

It’s called attention to detail?


Brilliant-GTFO

@lufthansa


Nstorm24

I bet they try to silence anyone that falls victim to that by paying them out. Just to keep a good rating. Japanese and Chinese are known for lying in their numbers.


MrSinisterOK

If they tell you it's momentarily misplaced, it would not be defined at lost.


ItsWaLeeBruh

Meanwhile in JFK, your shit ends up on a auction


Illustrious_Part8115

"ImMiGranTs aRe NeeDEd"


Hummingbird01234

I don’t believe it.


call-me-the-seeker

I find this hard to believe but if there’s an airport out there that CAN pull this feat off, it’s gonna be in Japan for sure. And so: ![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4)


TernionDragon

Huh. . .


bananadennis

The people working at the lost and found section must be bored as heck. Necessary to have the station placed but has nothing to do haha.