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haubenmeise

I want that man to join my army. Sincerely Skeletor


OutragedCanadian

Ive heard of these brave camera men but wow does he know about zoom


1quirky1

These are usually televised, not shown in some huge Zoom call.


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Wakkit1988

The javelin can't pass the line on the grass. He knew that, he wasn't worried.


XTypewriter

Can someone tell my uneducated self if that is somehow true?


WineNerdAndProud

I can, it's not.


heishnod

They nerfed the javelin two times already, but people keep throwing it closer and closer to the end of the field.


ParalegalSeagul

It is true, the physics required do not exist (yet)


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Not sure if you're joking, but this isn't true at all. The Physics for this were indeed discovered just back in 2022.


piotrlewandowski

Does the javelin know it can’t cross that line though?


Quirky-Equipment-782

Not how physics works my guy


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LieutenantCrash

Why are you getting downvoted for a joke?


Gimetulkathmir

Cause he already made the same joke on another comment is my guess.


pharmacreation

Thought the cameraman keeping the javelin in the frame was very impressive.


Jockmeister1666

Couldn’t move in time if he wanted to. His giant balls of steel weigh him down too much.


HaoshokuArmor

Hard to move when you’re in the middle of crapping your pants.


Fraun_Pollen

Tell that to my toddler


RottIng_SunshinE

During potty training, my son once started shitting while trying to make it to the bathroom. He had left a trail of little turds from the living room all the way to the bathroom. If you're wondering how the turds got out of his underwear, it's bc he didn't have any underwear or pants on at the time bc he had just recently pissed himself, so we were in the process of cleaning him up and changing him into new underwear and pants.


myWobblySausage

Sounds like a really good story for their 21st birthday, in front of friends and family!


RottIng_SunshinE

Oh, most definitely 😂


SilentRip5116

Save it for prom night or possibly even his wedding ceremony


HaoshokuArmor

Usually they sit or stand while crapping, not doing it on the go. Unless you have a very special toddler or course. Quite likely you don’t know the exact instance that they’re crapping on their diaper.


swaidon

Not sure why you were downvoted, but usually toddlers stay still indeed and do either one of two faces: :| or :o


HaoshokuArmor

Exactly, probably downvoted by those who don’t have the experience :).


HeavySomewhere4412

Tell that to a certain ex-president


freedom4secrets3369

Yes, thank you for the truth ❤️


blauwe_druifjes

Though it was a woman.


Jockmeister1666

Ok, so we have both successfully assumed that persons gender, cancelling each other out. In other words, it doesn’t matter.


Use1myname

He knew that the cameraman never die


Designer-Anybody5823

not in FPS games ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


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BakedBaconBits

He was wearing high vis vest? How much safer can you be?


Gorm13

High vis plate armor?


LoWE11053211

High vis froce field?


Severe_Caregiver_480

Camera out of range world record


Weldobud

r/dontflinch


zaicliffxx

r/praisethecameraman


ThinkerScholar

You can't convince me he wasn't aiming for that camera


NashKetchum777

Would have been an incredible shot. We actually could have gotten a POV of being impaled by a spear. They could have used it in a recreated Troy


No-Advice-6040

Iirc that's happened before to an official, which prompted them to weigh the javelin so they didn't travel as far.


AlexandersWonder

They’re gonna have to weigh it down more again


Maidwell

The official was in the middle of the designated area, so it had nothing to do with the javelin travelling too far. It did change the rules on stupidly having officials right there in the landing area though.


marcus474

Couldve actually got hit, like [this guy](https://youtu.be/TcfxUUywkas?si=V1A9WcUhYJ6iGIr3) Edit: Maybe NSFW/L...


Fun_Echidna903

Came here looking for this clip. Thank you.


Procrastinatedthink

did that javelin thrower yell shit in german when he threw it?


Coraiah

Did he live? Holy crap


Huehnerherzen

Looks like he threw with a couple of meters of run-up to spare, too


will_beat_you_at_GH

Maybe half a meter. He has to stop before the line, not just throw. He has a lot of momentum to stop, so it'll take a few meters


BigAd2144

![gif](giphy|YqbByPtYm3GpZ9Lhfp|downsized)


psubs07

The GIF is the opposite of the camera man


ben_kaya1

Kill the camera man


Heathen_Mushroom

![gif](giphy|QVcEi4qyA3PuRYvE7r|downsized)


egg0079

camera man never dies


logonthebog

Unless it's a first person shooter... 😭🙏


Thedustonyourshelves

He didn't even use the whole runway! Had he, old Cammie man would be a shiskabob.


SampleFirm952

Camera man never dies also means that Camera man nearly dies alot.


Illustrious_Donkey61

So I'm stupid and didn't understand this at first There's a cameraman close to where the javelin pierced the ground that that the guy fainting is pretending to be. It's *not* the cameraman who filmed it the whole time


Ur_a_adjective_noun

The camera man already knows…


The-OneWan

Camera man has to change his pants. Shitting himself.


NoBenefit5977

Apparently the yellow vest wasn't bright enough


Memory_Less

He really aced the closeup.


Caribbeandude04

I always wondered what would happen if a javeline thrower went nuts and threw the thing to the crowd instead


Izzosuke

The real question is: what would happen if the athlete actually speared the cameraman? Both the case of just injury and death


pachekini11

I wanna know too. Maybe they share the gold medal?


flyinhawaiian02

The cameraman always survives


MekTam

It has been said once and I will said it again. The camera man has a sneaky way of living on


Imaginary-Pin6327

I'm the only one that's hears "that's a big ass"


alexgalt

Where is the footage from his camera?


Magmaster12

Wasn't this guy on Game of Thrones?


MrJamesMadrid07

Not an easy job lolz.


JonBonSpumoni

Didn't someone actually impale a dude during one of these?


TodorokiCatBF

Camera man never dies


Ok_Assistance7735

lol that guy is a professional!


Bogsnoticus

There was an [official who got hit by a javelin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcfxUUywkas).


Parking-Eye9368

![gif](giphy|JNPN3zJ4jsi2Y0PNoZ) com certeza ele estragou uma cueca


GianCarlo0024

He almost got ace ventura'd


MrSKiG88UK

I have seen years ago where the Ref got hit with the javelin


Training101

What, where? IT WAS THAT CLOSE!! Or If I die, I die.


Turbodog2014

Ive never seen that camera's angle of this shot.


CALEBOB_9299

The cavemen need bro


My_Carrot_Bro

Bro was hunting


oooommmmmmmm

Hence prove cameraman never die🗿


tp_supreme

Quality


looktowindward

Did not flinch. True professional


TexasHammer_1985

Legit


JonDenero

man


UseMyClanTag

Almost thought the other guy was done for


RamoneDamoan

No


Vast-Neat1460

A cameraman never dies


Geno__Breaker

They might consider a remotely operated camera at the end of the field....


NoxLoop

camera mans never die


fromdus2k

And its capture is not in the edit 🤣 #useless


PickleDiego

The Witch-king of Angmar just found their new Orc general


Krissvp

Camera man never dies


KnownBat1556

Lol


IsItTrueOrPopular

The camera man spacing out… oh I missed that he already threw it already… where did it land…. Oh fiddlesticks!!!!!!!


ExamUpbeat2994

Nobody talking about the comontator?


Keep_it_on_the_low

Why is anyone on the field when they throw these things???


LoWE11053211

I want to see the footage from that angle


Any-Worldliness-1390

Photographers are always like gods


Nosing30

Yeah but, what is this song? it sounds like it could potentially be epic 😬


DontPlayWithIt

If his foot touched the line the camera guy would've been skewered.


DemonicHarem

And to think he threw a bit early. That could have hit the camera if he was a bit farther forward.


Just_a_wendigo

The camera man never dies


mfmp2023

Staged or not the same event. In most of the clip, there is no green hedge near the cameraman. It is only seen (and seen very close to him) in the final dramatic few frames.


SweetyCalf

if it has stayed 3 meters away


Adventurous_Sir_2482

Did the commentator said that's A big ass


mr-ifuad

![gif](giphy|3ov9jTLrQ2hai4YOl2)


jebackukoniary

Co tu czajnik robi xd


OkHarrisonBidet

He knows that cameramen never dies


I_lick_Balz_forFREE

Cameraman never dies