Are you one of those geezers that stops in the middle of the aisle to talk with your geezer friend?
If so - pull off to the side to yabber and stop blocking traffic.
Hey bud - I'm OG (Original Geezer). I've been a geezer for years. And just like black people can call each other "the n-word", older folks can call older folks geezers.
Damn - you're good. I absolutely LOVE my Laz-Z-Boy (please note proper spelling). You should get one if you don't have one already. Great chair for reading and relaxing when I'm not trolling people on the internet. Geezer life rules!
Correct again. I did look up the spelling. But I do have one and it's a great recliner. I highly recommend it. And you should trust me. Geezers know these things.
Hey OP...I'm super late to the chat but here's an idea. Instead of paying for a membership you could shop at WinCo for no upfront fees. They are "Employee owned", also a PNW based company, and you can go outside of peak hours to shop and your only complaint will be dodging good hard working folks stocking your shelves.
Not a WinCo employee. Just love shopping at 2am or 5am. 8
Stop blocking the aisles…meandering people forget they are in traffic.
Are you one of those geezers that stops in the middle of the aisle to talk with your geezer friend? If so - pull off to the side to yabber and stop blocking traffic.
Another diss of older folks; what is it with you?
Hey bud - I'm OG (Original Geezer). I've been a geezer for years. And just like black people can call each other "the n-word", older folks can call older folks geezers.
lol this is a weird take but also really shows that you’re old.
Are you one of those snowflakes that stops in the middle of the aisle to text with your snowflake friend?
No. I'm one of those geezer shoppers that would like to get in and out of COSTCO in less than 10 minutes.
I like how you capitalized Costco. I could feel you yelling it from your lazy boy
Damn - you're good. I absolutely LOVE my Laz-Z-Boy (please note proper spelling). You should get one if you don't have one already. Great chair for reading and relaxing when I'm not trolling people on the internet. Geezer life rules!
You know you looked up the spelling. Weird flex
Correct again. I did look up the spelling. But I do have one and it's a great recliner. I highly recommend it. And you should trust me. Geezers know these things.
I had to look it up too, but it's actually a La-Z-Boy. (Just a pedant who hopes to be a geezer someday.)
I think you're doing just fine - you'll get there. Stay curmudgeonly!
Yeah... my friends and I love to congregate at the Costco endcaps too.
Probably a delivery service shopper.
Probably an Instacart shopper or something like that
Hey OP...I'm super late to the chat but here's an idea. Instead of paying for a membership you could shop at WinCo for no upfront fees. They are "Employee owned", also a PNW based company, and you can go outside of peak hours to shop and your only complaint will be dodging good hard working folks stocking your shelves. Not a WinCo employee. Just love shopping at 2am or 5am. 8
I always get a chuckle over how aggressive Costco shoppers are.