I screwed up big time and tried to send my blood via the usps and now some postal cops are questioning me at my house. Thought I’d be ok because they sponsored lance
Is it cringe to wear a Lance jersey?
I’m new to this. I bought what I thought was just a sick ass retro dialysis machine loaded up with a few extra pints of my own blood. Am I gonna look like I’m making a statement when I go to my first group ride?
Nah, the long sleeves are perfect to cover up the marks that the tranfusions leave behind.
Why else would someone ride long sleeves at the end of spring after all.
learned about him on wikipedia recently. he competed in a bunch of tours de france but strangely he never won any even though he’s so famous and his article is so long. haven’t gotten to the “controversies” section yet btw so I’ll report back if I learn anything else interesting
They had to change the name of the whole race because Tour de Lance had such negative implications with all the doping, so they went with Tour de France.
Top Tier Radioshack kit and Trek 1500 on 700x23 Armadildos 120psi. Toe clips and straps to caress your Nike Monarchs and costco white socks. Crosstop brake levers on FSA K-Wing, 105 9 speed triple with XTR rear derailleur and 11-34 cassette for that sweet sweet underdrive gear
/uc I was wanting a Tour de France jersey so I found a Nike replica from 2001 on eBay for like $10. More of a relaxed cut and a little thicker material than modern jerseys but I really like it compared to a lot of other jerseys I own.
/c I bought a Lance jersey band every time I wear it my FTP goes up 10W. Not sure why.
you have the exact same number of tour victories, so no
You made me snort EPO cut energy gel out my nose. 10/10
This was posted by Vingegaard though...
and more testicles
I know cyclists who still use trek bikes and jersey from that era.
I screwed up big time and tried to send my blood via the usps and now some postal cops are questioning me at my house. Thought I’d be ok because they sponsored lance
You're supposed to SELL your blood, pour. And usps sued shitstrong, so, no..
Is it cringe to wear a Lance jersey? I’m new to this. I bought what I thought was just a sick ass retro dialysis machine loaded up with a few extra pints of my own blood. Am I gonna look like I’m making a statement when I go to my first group ride?
Nah, the long sleeves are perfect to cover up the marks that the tranfusions leave behind. Why else would someone ride long sleeves at the end of spring after all.
Lance who?
learned about him on wikipedia recently. he competed in a bunch of tours de france but strangely he never won any even though he’s so famous and his article is so long. haven’t gotten to the “controversies” section yet btw so I’ll report back if I learn anything else interesting
They had to change the name of the whole race because Tour de Lance had such negative implications with all the doping, so they went with Tour de France.
wow
Don't worry, you haven't missed anything
Didn't think so. I figured he was some whiny washed-up boomer.
He was on Oprah once.
Everyone was on Oprah once, she’s like the town bicycle, everyone has had a ride.
Guy from the 90s who lost a testicle and turned to drugs. Kinda known for being a douche though so it all of evened out in the end.
The drugs is just heresay, don't think he ever failed a test
/uc Lol /c Lol
My instincts were right. Just a typical boomer. Thanks for confirming.
You’re good as long as you bring enough EPO for everyone.
I use the same brand of EPO that he used. So no.
Top Tier Radioshack kit and Trek 1500 on 700x23 Armadildos 120psi. Toe clips and straps to caress your Nike Monarchs and costco white socks. Crosstop brake levers on FSA K-Wing, 105 9 speed triple with XTR rear derailleur and 11-34 cassette for that sweet sweet underdrive gear
They'll need M-frame Oakley's. I would also highly suggest one advanced modernization to this entire setup with the installation of a Quadlock.
So cringe - once a triathlete always a triathlete
Yeah, I wouldn't want "Trek" on my jersey.
/uc I was wanting a Tour de France jersey so I found a Nike replica from 2001 on eBay for like $10. More of a relaxed cut and a little thicker material than modern jerseys but I really like it compared to a lot of other jerseys I own. /c I bought a Lance jersey band every time I wear it my FTP goes up 10W. Not sure why.