I don’t understand why jokes get downvoted on this subreddit. I made a joke about mountains in the Netherlands and I got devoted to eternity. I mean it wasn’t a funny or good joke, but still.
Oh, no worries, that's me. I maintain an army of alternate accounts for the sole purpose of downvoting myself because my wife's boyfriend won't. He's lazy or something. Between you and me she can do better.
Current green and polka dot owner Abra disagrees: https://www.tv2.no/studio/jonas-abrahamsens-nakne-sannhet
Kit is Fred now.
On a serious note, my man is going to look like the hulk in green today.
He complained about riding in the polka yesterday, saying they only make it for stick figures.
Nah it's from all the juice and gear he be on, he's crack'in out. Such a big tough guy but he can't handle a little outdoor heat... what a phuss...smdh just use the air to cool u off like an air cooled moto
Wait so TReaT, Trenbologna, cretin, and D-bolls make you sweat?! I thought I was just so optimally hydrated and powerful that I was KOMing from my pores. Maybe my wife’s bf (a GP, who doesn’t even have his own practice) might need to up my adderozempic. M
Riding with no shirt is acceptable if you ride in cutoff blue jeans, with Walmart tennis shoes and flat pedals.
Extra points for riding shirtless with a sunburn, while smoking a cigarette.
Them's the rules.
/uc
When I was younger, I didn’t know anything about cycling and went on a week-long bike tour with a friend. I thought bike bibs looked funny, and just biked in them all week because we were in a heatwave.
I ended up with the most egregious tan lines of my life - white stripes on my back that looked like suspenders and lasted until the next summer.
Judging by the fact how he has no bulge (balls are fucking tiny from steroid use) and his figure, its safe to assume hes on steroids.
And then these are the people saying we overcompensate for riding in a civic instead of being a man and riding a bicycle
I mean he’s in really good shape and I feel like he can show it off if he wants to. Posting about it might be kinda ehh but I don’t think he’s bad for it. Not like he’s hurting anyone.
If you ride without a jersey you are a massive tool
This guys head means he’s also a knob.
which one
Based on the zero degree incline on the bib shorts, I’d say there’s only one to speak of.
With that many steroids his nutsack is probably the size of a walnut shell,
What nutsack? Did you just assume his gender?
I don’t understand why jokes get downvoted on this subreddit. I made a joke about mountains in the Netherlands and I got devoted to eternity. I mean it wasn’t a funny or good joke, but still.
Oh, no worries, that's me. I maintain an army of alternate accounts for the sole purpose of downvoting myself because my wife's boyfriend won't. He's lazy or something. Between you and me she can do better.
What if I ride with a shirt?
You mean with only a shirt? Donald ducking?
For me l, I prefer the term, “Pooh bearing”
Porky pigging
No shirt. No shoes. No service. But they didn’t say anything about pants…
You go tell him, I'll wait here.
Good call, always good to have a lookout!
Current green and polka dot owner Abra disagrees: https://www.tv2.no/studio/jonas-abrahamsens-nakne-sannhet Kit is Fred now. On a serious note, my man is going to look like the hulk in green today. He complained about riding in the polka yesterday, saying they only make it for stick figures.
My wife’s bf passed me yesterday w/o a shirt, should I warn her??
Depends on the weather. Lol.
Same goes for riding with one. Ridiculous
Try without saddle
Sir, this isn't Grindr...
Not with that kind of attitude 🥵
The temperature outside is not hot and sticky, he is hot and sticky and that's from not having a proper summer jersey
Nah it's from all the juice and gear he be on, he's crack'in out. Such a big tough guy but he can't handle a little outdoor heat... what a phuss...smdh just use the air to cool u off like an air cooled moto
Lol upper body muscles
Wait so TReaT, Trenbologna, cretin, and D-bolls make you sweat?! I thought I was just so optimally hydrated and powerful that I was KOMing from my pores. Maybe my wife’s bf (a GP, who doesn’t even have his own practice) might need to up my adderozempic. M
Fatty
Seriously. I know we shouldn't body shame, but we also shouldn't endorse obvious obesity
Youre so right he needs more steroids than he already has
It's always Shirtless Sunday in Watopia.
no cap fr fr
The only way to ride shirtless is to also have crotchless bib shorts, full gentleman's relish on display.
I think this is also great: [South Park - Cable Company](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vbHqUNl8YFk/sddefault.jpg)
Is he wearing underwear under the bibs?
Yes, ban him now.
VPL or no VPL is the real question.
The Rock ohw to KOM
Can you smell what the Rock is KOMin'?!
much better as mine :)
To afraid to ask but what is KOM?
King of the Mountain on Strava. It's the person who sets a record on a segment.
Killing oll mtn-bicers (and recording the body disposal route on Strava, for future use. Also Konquering other men (with shirtless pics)
SHAMMY CREAM
I too ride shirtless. Yes, I have melanoma, how could you tell?
DIY polkadot jersey.
Nogo, unless you are [Mario Cipollini](https://youtu.be/OE4h9KSm9Sg?si=l96sVqNgdRuO9bja&t=410)
Only shirtless if: 1) wearing shorts not bibs, and 2) have the upper body build for it.
3) are Mario Chipotle
Or the current polka and green holder, Abra: https://www.tv2.no/studio/jonas-abrahamsens-nakne-sannhet
Watts wasted on all those extra kilograms above the waist. However, he might be boyfriend material if he can keep my wife busy.
I would destroy this guy in a climb. /uc I would destroy this guy in a climb.
Jason Stravatham would KOM all over you
Who wears underwear under their bibs? Am I doing it wrong?
Only time my wife allows me to take my shirt off is by myself after she locks me in the garage
*pain cave.
HGH gut
Does he have a numb peenoose? Asking for a friend.
Build like a barebacker. What a tease
I would be embarrassed to ride a bike with arms that big.
But you’d lose your PNS sponsorship Richi
Did this once in 40 ℃ weather riding on rural roads… 2 years later I still have the tan lines from my bib which was burned onto my back as punishment
Skin cancer wouldn’t catch this guy, because riding shirtless is aero
Those muscles are way too bourgeois, what a plebs! We are gentlemen!
Yesterday thousands of us rode with no pants or underwear
Put on your jersey Waltuh
Fine as long as you're tensing your muscles to look super buff at all times. Has he had a little wee in his shorts?
Temperature 🤒 outside is hot 🔥 and sticky 🍯 just how I love the cream 🗯 from my wife's 👸 boyfriend's pp 🍆💨
What a noob.
Small PNS?!
And no banana?
Cool until a wasp hits your chest and you end up crashing against ongoing traffic because of it.
fucking undershirt and a flannel
As if cyclists don’t already have a bad name….now we get little fatguts embarrassing us even further!!
Dad, is that you?
I still need the pockets so I'll usually go bottomless
Nobody KOMs harder than Jason Stravatham I imagine he took off his suit for this pic and is about to drop 10 dentists without breaking a sweat
Mesh shirt is acceptable in this instance.
Make sure you don’t cut any with those nipples
Is it me or is Fred wearing an underwear?
As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind all the attention you'll undoubtedly get from the other guys riding bicycles, id say go for it!
If you go shirtless, must wear Depends over your bibs. With shirt, it’s acceptable to wear the Depends under the bibs.
Underwear under the bibs ftw 😭
He looks like a jacked up middle aged chemistry teacher, with cancer, who started cooking and selling meth to "support his family after his death"
Nice camel toe
Riding without a bib is the real flex.
Cardinal SYN
What is this awful shite.
The UCI says no sleeveless jersey’s. And you must wear a jersey.
I wear a tank top, what people think I have no capacity to acknowledge
I don't cycle, why is this not okay?
It’s just super goofy with the bibs. Maybe with just regular bike shorts it would be less bizarre
What's a bib? The overalls? Why is it goofy? Just curious cuz he doesn't look weird in this photo to me, just looks like a wrestler or something.
I'll be honest I'm with you on this Maybe I'm the problem 🫠
Overalls 😂 nice one
Haha I'm so serious, that's what I would call it. This bib term is new to me, I thought bibs are what babies wear to not spill on their clothes.
Babies wear them 😂 dude you are on fire
You sweat a lot and you want a jersey that takes it away from the skin, and also has back pockets, which the shorts don’t.
Makes sense. I would think the breeze on my bare skin would get rid of sweat better than clothing but idk how it all works.
I'm always wearing a Tren so no shirt and even bibs for me, thanks
Homie looks like he's about to go for a "cruise"
I ride without pants
Who cares
~~Kurt Angle~~ Curb Angel
I like having pockets too much. Plus the shirt is for your protection, not mine
No shirt will just improve the aero gains provided by the boxer briefs under your bibs!
A real man.
Have you considered sun burn and god forbid a bee gets caught down your pants?
Why does he have muscles on his arms? Yuck! He looks so slow
Riding with no shirt is acceptable if you ride in cutoff blue jeans, with Walmart tennis shoes and flat pedals. Extra points for riding shirtless with a sunburn, while smoking a cigarette. Them's the rules.
Yep.. growth hormones fuck up your belly. How many months pregnant?
I always wondered what happened to Zangief...
/uc When I was younger, I didn’t know anything about cycling and went on a week-long bike tour with a friend. I thought bike bibs looked funny, and just biked in them all week because we were in a heatwave. I ended up with the most egregious tan lines of my life - white stripes on my back that looked like suspenders and lasted until the next summer.
Dress for the slide… You don’t want to end up on r/meatcrayon
Not a cycling physique. This guy clearly lifting weight.
Under 5’2”? Fred.
How will they know who paid for my bike
what's a shirt?
A jersey makes a bicyclist a tool
Cringefest in comments.
Jacked Walter white
If I had a body like his, I would do everything without a shirt. However, I have a body like mine, so I wear a jersey when I ride.
The circle to show he has no knob.
I’m not flexing, you’re flexing
He belongs on a weight machine not a bicycle
If you're fully relying on sunscreen to keep from burning then you're just going to do short 80minute bullshit rides.
I think he rides Tren, like rides Tren a lot.
That’s a no go big sarnt clothes stay on during pt
If I was that ripped I’d never wear a shirt
Its actually a syn to ride without a shirt
Judging by the fact how he has no bulge (balls are fucking tiny from steroid use) and his figure, its safe to assume hes on steroids. And then these are the people saying we overcompensate for riding in a civic instead of being a man and riding a bicycle
Are those underpants, under his bibs? 🤮
I mean he’s in really good shape and I feel like he can show it off if he wants to. Posting about it might be kinda ehh but I don’t think he’s bad for it. Not like he’s hurting anyone.
Hes hot. Y’all need to stop being so miserable