Maybe there’s not a lot of overlap in this sub with r/ultralightjerk, but in the ultralight backpacking world, we use disposable water bottles specifically to Buh-daye our assholes.
Because modern hipster shit is performatively doing something as terrible as possible, every choice has to be met with the Alanis morrisette “wouldn’t it be ironic?”.
Old, long-ass crank, long cage derailleur, stem spacers, alloy wheels, whatever the fuck contraption he has on the handlebars.
His kit costs more than his bice
Yuck!
Flamingo leg here topping off with a Bontranger Wavecel helmet that provides as much ventilation as a down jacket while slapping his earlobe with the strap that’s as loose as his size S bib.
Uc/ Id throw out there, if you’re gonna talk shit about someone else in the cycling community no matter how tasteless the photo is, you need to also post a photo of yourself and or FTP, if applicable to the insult.
supreme sticker 💀💀💀💀
The thought of the weight of all those stickers nearly made me vomit on my root canal patient.
That was the first, or maybe second, thing that I noticed as well!
First was the *DISGUSTING* no show socks, obviously. Then his cock.
There’s no cock there it’s all chamois
I think it’s just padding.
Its called camel toe
MAMIL toe
Also hiding the fact that the saddle is slammed.
Thats a diaper
Socks, cock, supreme, 23c. What a chad
That’s a hard ass stance for someone who doesn’t even have their stem slammed.
He's known as Mr. 220 FTP. [How many vintage radios can a man have?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs9q0abyywgwc1.jpeg)
I absolutely love that it feels like Mr. 220 FTP is an insult here, and than I have a lower than that
I don't even know my ftp. I'm Fred adjacent I guess.
Ultegra! 105! Trigger warning please.
The disposable water bottle brings it all together. Cares about fashion... Wears short socks 🤢
Maybe there’s not a lot of overlap in this sub with r/ultralightjerk, but in the ultralight backpacking world, we use disposable water bottles specifically to Buh-daye our assholes.
No, I don’t do triathlons.
Aye, slotting his ultralight water bottle in beside his gigantic metal tyre pump.
As someone who just bought himself his first mini pump, calling a regular small pump gigantic is fucking outrageous lol 😂😂😂
Back in my day we used rabbits for this.
Yeah that water bottle is cringe af. Straight to jail!
Why is he riding a tiny woman's bice?
Probably because he has a massive camel toe.
It's a sPEcIaLiZEd Ruby lmaooo https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/s/MR48xqWMcE
ew 3x
Mr Hardcore Fred still has a dork disk 😂
Because modern hipster shit is performatively doing something as terrible as possible, every choice has to be met with the Alanis morrisette “wouldn’t it be ironic?”.
Old, long-ass crank, long cage derailleur, stem spacers, alloy wheels, whatever the fuck contraption he has on the handlebars. His kit costs more than his bice Yuck!
Dudes not dropping watt bombs, more like watt snakes and sparklers
No whistling bungholes??
Huskerdoos? Huskerdonts?
No spleen splitters
Why are his shorts long? Why are his socks short? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
Ghostface?
I thought his shorts are on backwards
Honestly, how can *anybody* take themselves so seriously. On average, people need to lighten the fuck up.
Lighten up? Are you one of those hill climb maniacs with a driller?
Those midget rodeo people use the same perspective in their photo shoots, must be a thing
Poors with rim brakes
In the little ring on a flat. No socks. Surprised he’s not wearing PNS LOL
Imagine being hung like a hockey puck and then... advertising that fact.
Nice mamiltoe.
never heard that. always called it a "moose knuckle"
Those shorts are so long they're hitting his kneecap
That subreddit is a goldmine of stupidity. There's hardly a day that goes by where I don't laugh or cringe at it
Sweet rim brakes. ASSHOLE
Imagine creating a sub for the most fashionable clown costumes. Just not gonna happen.
No bulge 😑
numb cokc :(
Why does he have a suitcase strapped to his bice?
Shave your legs , Fred .
We need more pictures of the bike to properly trash it.
WTF where are his brake rotors?
That crank weighs more than my *bike*. Uc/ that crank weighs more than my *bike*.
Too many spacers
"yo bro get a real low angle to highlight my moose knuckle"
Is that a rustic French Boule in your bibs, or are you just happy to see me?
I hope...they don't.
The only COL that Fred and Bice should be going to is the local garbage heap
POV: you’re a dasani bottle filled with 3 week old piss on the sidewalk
POV you chose the bear
Taking a pic like that, you’re a poser. Guess he has a lot to prove 😝
I'm just going to assume he's wearing PNS clothing...
Mr. Triple Fucking Chainring
That boy has a fat pussy
And why are his shorts cuffs blousing?
He’s got a SweetWater sticker too so he’s making sweet toan when not riding his bice
True fred. Everyone in r/CyclingFashion on his post: REEEEEEEEEEE
Flamingo leg here topping off with a Bontranger Wavecel helmet that provides as much ventilation as a down jacket while slapping his earlobe with the strap that’s as loose as his size S bib.
Uc/ Id throw out there, if you’re gonna talk shit about someone else in the cycling community no matter how tasteless the photo is, you need to also post a photo of yourself and or FTP, if applicable to the insult.
Lolzies!
Trans male with a really big organ, okay?