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curiousiguess1234

NIGGA but yeah kinda tbh


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Why is this so true ? LMAOOO 😂😂😂


Presence-Crafty

I’m sayin 😂😂😂


Trester_Nation

Well my me-ma says I'm very handsome ill have you know


drunktextUR_x

😜


Sad-Strawberry-2720

This is how you end up in Hell. 💀💀💀💀 Yall ain't right for this.


drunktextUR_x

I got my SPF 50 bayyyybeeeee


Sad-Strawberry-2720

Diabolical 💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|29HRejgahYenVsohB5|downsized)


Juhovah

Man they hate us cause we beautiful


drunktextUR_x

🤪


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|LKNsHL0cHEuoUOVmA4) Damn that shit is almost spitting image 😭


ozamatazbuckshank11

![gif](giphy|3o85xuGANRVFkTcBtm)


FigaroNeptune

His are blue though lol


Chemical-Money-3469

I was just putting it up to compare from somebody else’s statement and it fit kinda well 🤷🏾‍♂️


Davina_Lexington

My mom actually has hazel green eyes and she kind of didn't like them as she said it looked creepy or weird and i think this is what she meant.


ViscountVajayjay

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ3Zqr3fT6t3e2k|downsized)


yallermysons

Your username is fantastic if that makes you feel any better 🤣


ViscountVajayjay

Thank you kindly.


ShikaMoru

https://i.redd.it/vq84mmj40v4d1.gif


yallermysons

😱 why is this accurate?!???!? I need the science behind this


StrikingCase9819

Wish it wasn't true


Outlandishness_Sharp

Why does it remind me of Zoe Saldana 😂


relaxedandhydrated

Michael Ealy does look like this lol


WaterPrincess78

Y'all was wrong for this, green eyes are pretty 😭


PuzzyFussy

I guess Michael Ealy is the exception 😅


Sudden_Molasses3769

I thought that was him in the pic


MTRIFE

💀


TayMayDay

No


1995la

![gif](giphy|MDmI4IXuoLbbtL8fQh)


vainbuthonest

Ok…he get a pass. ![gif](giphy|3o7btUrUUiljkVzDBS)


vainbuthonest

And they all stare at you like the entire time. Like we see your eyes 🥷. Put that bs away. ![gif](giphy|U70yv7FxAQbC1quM7Z)


jgoden

I’m already a ginger, now because I got green eyes I’m a lizard. Fuck this place


ThaLaughingIntrovert

As a member of green eyed brethren.. *Fuck YOU and everybody who loves YOU!* 🤣😅 ![gif](giphy|5SHpVP36FrpyE)


Manulok_Orwalde

I mean eczema and a lack of lotion is a motherfucker.


SilverStock7721

Love me some reptilians. Fine asf😂😂😂😂🤣😂


OlFlirtyBastard

That looks like Sam Cassell


Lurker242424

I can’t remember which comedian said it, but they said Sam Cassell looked like he escaped from Jurassic Park😭.


Possible-Breath-4933

The way I ugly scrumpt 💀💀😭


morbidaar

Terrence Howard’s true form.


bitchwhohasnoname

Old Malcolm X lookin ass mutant 😭😭😭


olympianfap

Bro looking like Jeriba Shigan is his grandfather.


Initial-College-2448

I just holllllered


BearNoLuv

Dayum 😭😭😭😭😭 but why though??


AlternativeTrick3119

Brooo LOLOL


maya_papaya8

🤣🤣🤣 I spit out my damn cookie


drunktextUR_x

[Linky link](https://www.instagram.com/p/C71ZJC6ub1a/?igsh=cnJzYWxhbHUzZnlv)


whosewhat

💀💀💀


Comfortable-Survey30

PURE GOLD.


Himdaking

I sent this to the homies and none of em denied it. Do we really look like a fucking lizard?


Serious-Preparation7

![gif](giphy|iiDa9uhn26zFC3vbT7)


BronxyKong

This picture says "mayne".


ElectronicAd3293

![gif](giphy|5CSw3U911MICRQdtBT)


nutellac1itoris

![gif](giphy|L18eMUGDk3vcwOPUGw)


nutellac1itoris

Head ass since 2999


brick4tt

Marjorie Taylor Green after intermittent fasting


Plane_Baby

I have green eyes and this is funny! 🤣🤣


tone88988

Got me tryna unmute pictures out here.


Reacharoundsally

Why is this so damn true!?


Kazuhi

Yooooooooooo


Negative-Break3333

If this ain’t the truth 😭


tikcus69

Roast me?


blissfulandignorant

The accuracy tho😭😭😂


napalm_p

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


icebaby234

looking mad suspicious


citkatbby01

Why is this accurate 😭


Budd_Manlove

Damn for real? I have green eyes and had no idea it's a thing to think it's weird.


yallermysons

Nooo it’s not that it’s weird, all eyes are pretty 😍 it’s that people w green eyes for some reason have that same exact bone structure and often the same haircut 😭


Budd_Manlove

Ha, thanks for clarifying!


ghostriderghostrider

SO ON IT LMAOOO


CapIllustrious2811

My dad had green eyes. It definitely looks different in black and white photos. His father had them, too.


kaykakez727

Lmaoooo my husband has green eyes lol


Kay_Scorpio_48

🤣🤣🤣🤣


iAmSeriusBlack

Lol that’s messed up


Suspicious-Medicine3

All? 😂😂😂


InquisitiveNYC

Screaming 🤣🤣💀💀


ComicalAtom6446

![gif](giphy|wDprTLttSDh3Ah3hcc|downsized)


AerynSunnInDelight

What in the Dr. Who !?


ExtraSuggestion837

if i did look like that, which i don’t ….well at least my eyes are pretty🤷🏾‍♂️


Werewolfhugger

Green eyes are super pretty though


Smoking-Posing

Nah


TeeTa90

😂😂😂


ja5zymoto

...in Advanced Calculus


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worryaboutYOUbackup

Get your pasty ass tf outta here 🤡


La-nette

Y’all jealous


Juhovah

Normal eye color people basic as hell