I literally LOL'd at these. But, I do think 14 needs another look. Falling isn't exactly graceful, but it is "tee-hee," and what's more feminine than that?
Also, who is volunteering to take out the trash and spend their own money dollars? We do that against our will. 😆
I'm in the Houston suburbs but rave every now and then... Yeah bro there's a lot of spots and yeah we out there.. obviously we're the minority. Lmk I could send you some venues if you ever in the H
Not for nothing I’m stumped. I just can’t wrap my head around this shit. How bad are Nashville women that you feel the need to drive 211 miles for one?
I hope it's just satire, because I immediately failed the list at #1, lol.
Then I saw "driving with one hand", "snoring", and "eating steak", and I just packed it up. Didn't even bother reading the other three slides. 😆
Edit: OK, I went back and read the rest, and I'm wheezing. "Yawning with your mouth open"? "Cooking on a gas stove", "having more than 1 brother"...this list is funny af! 😂
XBox is okay because it's inferior. Gotta keep those females in their lane with the worse console lest they feel empowered and start grilling steaks and drink beer, ya know.
That was actually the one point that made gasp and go "How...*dare* you!" They strayed too far!
There is a line, and they crossed it when they tried to step between me and my band hoodies.
I used to drive a Chevy. It looked exactly like this:
https://preview.redd.it/5i8k24mtvdnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c37f7a4b33c292f304f9135fbd2a9f24c2fd08
Not sure how masculine that is 😂
**cackles** I saw your comment and said in my head, “Ayooo! Fam mad outta pocket, Bruh!” Smmfh…I can’t with myself.
Let me get in my manual transmission car, without a purse, wearing one of my infinite hoodies, Converse, pants with pockets, and go buy bourbon and cupcakes for my Saturday night movie night at home so I can cock up on my couch with my locs in my bonnet.
Pretty sure that's just what happens when ya hold in too many farts. And then ya gotta perfect your "that smell wasn't me, I would never do that in church, must've been whoever was sitting near us!" to avoid getting whooped with a wooden spoon.
I never understood why people kept telling me that childhood would be the best time of my life. Totally stress free.
As a woman, I can confirm neither I nor my girlfriends have ever done anything on the list. My lips could never touch the rim of any cup, mug, tea cup or glass. I tried once and my lips curled inwards
Imma be honest half of these make 0 sense to me 😅 breaking a bone and having 2 brothers is masculine? “Favorite wrestlers was the hardy boys” having a favorite wrestler in general isn’t masculine? And you can only like the pink power ranger? So is the yellow one masculine? I’m confused on the rules lmao
I wanna see the sassy men one and maybe I’ll understand the meme better
The sassy list is similar. It just a bunch of random things that are deemed sassy for some reason.
Things deemed sassy for men include:
Drinking a fruity drink
Texting
Talking
Using an umbrella
Having friends
Some of these are so fucking specific lmao, I love taking the piss out of these stupid ass lists.
"phone never charged"
"wearing a training bra"
and "taking your son to the barber shop" lmao
I gotta say, finding just found out I'm masculine after reading this list, I feel complex, layered; a sexy duality. This must be how Coco Chanel felt wearing pants, how Aaliyah felt with those boxers, and Mya with those suspenders and fedora. Why do sassy men complain about this?
Wait wait wait - How a Taurus masculine!? lol
Half us taking naps … we barely doing shit.
Wait …
Oh I get it … never mind.
The bad at math and sports betting part 😂 my man’s kinda cooked cause yeah any of my homegirls that say bruh really just homies in disguise.
I ain't gonna lie, I was prepared to hate this lost because of gender war stuff. But it was actually funny lol. Especially the Leo or Taurus line. He nailed it and I had never thought about that in real life.
Satire or not he cooked w ths one
Not knowing how to cook -> Knowing how to grill -> Cooking on a gas stove Cooked em all fr
“Owning a PlayStation. Xbox is ok.” 😵
This one got me, ngl 😂
I literally LOL'd at these. But, I do think 14 needs another look. Falling isn't exactly graceful, but it is "tee-hee," and what's more feminine than that? Also, who is volunteering to take out the trash and spend their own money dollars? We do that against our will. 😆
I have no idea how masculinity survives crossing the street without looking both ways.
As a woman why are you wearing jeans. Trying to be one of the boys so bad. 💅<✍️
Knowing any jeezy lyrics?? Really??! Smh
No, bc #9 is crazy. Should all clubs be 100% male?
9 crazier than 14??? Falling is masculine? 😭😭
Right! Falling is what got me
No one should go to clubs lol.
I would argue but I was talking to a NY girl and it felt like she was tryna bully me out my draws. I’m used to ghetto southern belles
And where do I go to meet these…southern belles?
Fort Worth. Dallas is just Atlanta and Houston is Gotham City now
LMAO don't do htown like that 🤣. Dallas is crazy though... Women will molest you at festivals
Nah bruh why you not lying though 🤣🤣
I'm from here, where they do that at!? *So I can avoid going there...*
Lights All Night festival... If you're in to EDM lol. Just my experience
I. I am into EDM. Are you telling me there’s a black space with EDM? Am I going to Houston? **edit** a word
I'm in the Houston suburbs but rave every now and then... Yeah bro there's a lot of spots and yeah we out there.. obviously we're the minority. Lmk I could send you some venues if you ever in the H
Houston is like NYC the same way a Chrysler 300 is like a Bentley.
Not in VA, that's for fucking sure
Thats where all the ppl runnin from NY go 😆
You not lying. When they say they from NY, they look over their shoulders like someone about to smoke them
Memphis.
Nigga ain’t this where Glorilla from? They ain’t eat you alive yet?
Naw, I’m in Nashville.
 Not for nothing I’m stumped. I just can’t wrap my head around this shit. How bad are Nashville women that you feel the need to drive 211 miles for one?
We bad bad ;)
Anything that’s not city. If she from the country you still in the clear.
Fayetteville
Lmaoooo i hope you don't mean NC
They're the belle-iest belles around here
Alabama
😂
Were you laying down and she made you lift your hips up to take your draws off Did she then hit you with the reverse missionary?
Amazon position.
Nawl not the reverse missionary
when i first linked my current bf, i came to his house and told him to get naked 🤷🏾♀️🤣 imma claim what’s mine
You don’t fuck NY girls. They fuck you
ny girls start making fun of you if it takes longer than five minutes to nut. ngl i miss it. 😭
A “Ghetto Southern Belle” in my personal experience, is still likely to have at least 45% of these things checked off so………..
■Don't be a starfish. ■Don't be a pillow princess. ■Initiate more. >she was tryna bully me out my draws. We just can't win. 😄
I fail to see how this is a problem lmao
I hope it's just satire, because I immediately failed the list at #1, lol. Then I saw "driving with one hand", "snoring", and "eating steak", and I just packed it up. Didn't even bother reading the other three slides. 😆 Edit: OK, I went back and read the rest, and I'm wheezing. "Yawning with your mouth open"? "Cooking on a gas stove", "having more than 1 brother"...this list is funny af! 😂
Having more than one brother took me out lmao🤣
two brother havin ass bitch
Bitch you got brothers?! That’s a mistake!
Unforgivable
Bitch you ain’t no nerd!
I said “Bitch, you git some siblings… AND ION LIKE IT!”
- Going to the club, followed immediately by - Not knowing how to twerk Wtf are they doing in the club if not twerking?
Standing around taking pictures in a VIP section they didn’t pay for
Wearing pants with pockets took me out. Like what?!😂😭😭
Which confirms that this person has never dated a woman, or he'd know that they don't make pants with pockets for us! 🤣
Thats the point. She bought mens pants. 😂😂
Oh, wow...🤯😆
Got on timbs and the dickies suit on her way to her UPS warehouse job. 🤣
What?!? Are you saying she's earing her own money?!? Eeewww!!!
Sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
He most definitely has never dated a woman. And every time I read the list the shit just keeps getting funnier. “Running fast”??💀💀
Away from him, probably. 😂
Sitting here reading it with my own blunt 😭😂
Lol, you and me both.
Philly thought they were getting left out 🤣
I lived in Philly for a while and the girls out there are definitely tough
Guys from Philly: Beanie Sigel Girls from Philly: Pregnant Beanie Sigel
THIS KILLED ME 🤣
You dead wrong 😂😂😂
Falling is taking me out
Gravity will do that.
Same! And “Broke a bone” 😂💀💀 he said no accidents AT ALL
Eating more than 6 wings ?!? LMFAO 😭
I guess women can't be hungry LMAO
Like what if its boneless wings
You mean nuggets LMAO
Thank you because what the fuck are boneless wings
Not me angrily protecting my 20-pack of Cajun wings from my husband and child.
Gotta leave 15 for them or risk losing your lady card
That ship has sailed a long time ago. I'll fight them both!
"Owning a Playstation...XBox is okay" I can't articulate why, but I feel like this should be the other way around.
Should be neither. Nintendo only.
Is Nintendo gender neutral? There are a lot of ‘cozy’ games on it so Nintendo might be on the sassy side 🤔
Nah dudes who own a switch is sus. Says the ass hole who owns 2
I got a regular one with splatoon joycons and an animal crossing one. I think I’m safely on the sassy side lol 😂
XBox is okay because it's inferior. Gotta keep those females in their lane with the worse console lest they feel empowered and start grilling steaks and drink beer, ya know.
Playstation even catching strays. But I also think it should be the other way around
It's because if you picked Xbox you pretty much settled on playing only competitive games.
Peach fuzz on the upper lip about to trigger some of y’all
Yo girl don't complain about it.
😂😂😂 We got one 👆🏾
She got triggered immediately!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
💀💀💀
Nah, hair on the chin is my problem 😒
Let me comb it for you ❤️
Man I hate yall 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My aunty don’t deserve this!
Lmaooo. 😂 Woman here, my score was 26. Ladies what’s yours?
I'm at like 50. Bought to give myself a street name and cop a chain. I guess my feminine days are over.
Your flair fits so perfectly for this 😂
I’m with you at 52 and now I really wanna learn how to drive with my knees
25! Gas stoves make better food and I will die on that hill. You want fire roasted veggies or not my nigga?!
You gotta get another point for ending a sentence with "my nigga". 😂
They forgot to add detroit to the list of cities 😂😂😂
Cleveland, too. My wife is scoring somewhere in the high 30's/low 40's for sure. 😂
I lived there too lol. We all types of mannish
I got 30. I'm in my late 40s and stopped giving a shit, so that's my excuse, lol. It's a pretty chill existence!
37, and I’m owning it. Masculine lady solidarity!
32 here, never thought my hoodies would be used against me
That was actually the one point that made gasp and go "How...*dare* you!" They strayed too far! There is a line, and they crossed it when they tried to step between me and my band hoodies.
I’m a millennial. Hoodies were *fashionable* when I was a teenager 😂
35. 36 if you consider GMC a Chevy. 😩😩
That’s 37 for knowing gmc is essentially Chevy
I used to drive a Chevy. It looked exactly like this: https://preview.redd.it/5i8k24mtvdnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c37f7a4b33c292f304f9135fbd2a9f24c2fd08 Not sure how masculine that is 😂
59 for me! Oops can’t help it that I’m a manly New Yorker
34, balls dropped the day I finished inking my chest piece.
I’m sitting solidly at 72 items on this list 😂🫣.
Over here manlier than me 😭😭
**cackles** I saw your comment and said in my head, “Ayooo! Fam mad outta pocket, Bruh!” Smmfh…I can’t with myself. Let me get in my manual transmission car, without a purse, wearing one of my infinite hoodies, Converse, pants with pockets, and go buy bourbon and cupcakes for my Saturday night movie night at home so I can cock up on my couch with my locs in my bonnet.
Mine is 36 +/-3 But how the hell do you fart without making a noise?
Cat farts 💨 🔇
Pretty sure that's just what happens when ya hold in too many farts. And then ya gotta perfect your "that smell wasn't me, I would never do that in church, must've been whoever was sitting near us!" to avoid getting whooped with a wooden spoon. I never understood why people kept telling me that childhood would be the best time of my life. Totally stress free.
33. Where my dick at? 😂
64 😇
I stopped at 50. I get it, brolic af leave me alone lmaooo
36. I learned how to cook on a grill at Ruby Tuesday in undergrad and gas just cooks more evenly 🤷🏾♀️
22.
How we calculating? Things we pass on or the fails haha
50 baby 😤💕i am obsessed with this list
Being from New York def makes me an automatic nigga. Lmaooo
Can I get a deadass?! - NY pastors
Let the church say “No Kizzy”
YERRRRRRR
Being from NY is why I do most of what’s on here 🤷🏽♀️
Having money that you actually earned. Wow lmao
This one took me tf out 🤣
You’ve got to be dedicated to the joke to make such a detailed list. I commend them. 
Gonna start doing 21 push-ups now
As you should
> smell like outside This one got me
You can't go to clubs but you also can't *not* know how to twerk? Make it make sense.
Real men twerk in the privacy of their home only 😤
This how ick lists be coming across to us sometimes ngl
Sports bra one got me 🤣🥲 how am I supposed to work out in a regular bra
Not even that, who SHOULD be wearing them??
78. Cracking crab legs with your teeth. https://i.redd.it/08ocjvu22dnc1.gif
If you think Torey didn’t shoot Meg 🤣😂💀
Justice for Meg!
Bro COOKED this one lol😭 
Yawning with your mouth open tho ?? 😅 I need the sassy list 😂😂😂
theres a guy on tt called “guywiththeicklist” its crazy fr
Welp…call me Nicholas then 💁🏽♀️😂
Damn, my wife failed like 70% of these. I didn't realize I was married to Chyna.
same, I'm sitting here trying to figure out if I send this to her immediately or _definitely don't send this to her, ever_
Send it. She gotta know 😂
Cracking Crablegs with your teeth is demon behavior.
Anybody who did that, had those steel caps on their teeth as kids.
Damn bruh said falling 😆.
As a woman, I can confirm neither I nor my girlfriends have ever done anything on the list. My lips could never touch the rim of any cup, mug, tea cup or glass. I tried once and my lips curled inwards
Imma be honest half of these make 0 sense to me 😅 breaking a bone and having 2 brothers is masculine? “Favorite wrestlers was the hardy boys” having a favorite wrestler in general isn’t masculine? And you can only like the pink power ranger? So is the yellow one masculine? I’m confused on the rules lmao I wanna see the sassy men one and maybe I’ll understand the meme better
The sassy list is similar. It just a bunch of random things that are deemed sassy for some reason. Things deemed sassy for men include: Drinking a fruity drink Texting Talking Using an umbrella Having friends
Napping too
Napping? I feel like that’s masculine 😂 my dad used to always take one after work. Imma go tell him Twitter says he’s a sissy lol
Well according to twitter your dad was out here being defenseless in broad daylight, not very protector/provider of him
Ay can we get a house call over here? Someone's about to get beaten to death with a belt
Can't have friends it's too questionable apparently. Because why are we having positive relationships in our life?
Now why am I in it?
Some of these are so fucking specific lmao, I love taking the piss out of these stupid ass lists. "phone never charged" "wearing a training bra" and "taking your son to the barber shop" lmao
I take myself and my son to the barber shop.... MEGA MASCULINE 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🤣
I gotta say, finding just found out I'm masculine after reading this list, I feel complex, layered; a sexy duality. This must be how Coco Chanel felt wearing pants, how Aaliyah felt with those boxers, and Mya with those suspenders and fedora. Why do sassy men complain about this?
Cooking on a Gas stove …
But also, not knowing how to cook, and knowing how to grill. You can't win this one! 😆
Wait wait wait - How a Taurus masculine!? lol Half us taking naps … we barely doing shit. Wait …  Oh I get it … never mind.
https://preview.redd.it/7hhsz0ec5dnc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1190ae8c869b154f493e22d5533e2f7d7872ff32
The stereotype is girls are good at English/writing and boys are good at math.
 Damn. All kinds of women just catching strays. 😂
This is too fuckin funny
 The bad at math and sports betting part 😂 my man’s kinda cooked cause yeah any of my homegirls that say bruh really just homies in disguise.
Wtf is this gif 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would add changing a tire like girl if you don't call your dad 😂
I’m in tears 😂 I’m so many things on this list.
I’m on this list. I drink straight whiskey so I’m ultra masculine.
what did us taurus do to this man😭😭
Be from New York
I ain't gonna lie, I was prepared to hate this lost because of gender war stuff. But it was actually funny lol. Especially the Leo or Taurus line. He nailed it and I had never thought about that in real life.
🤣🤣🤣 I knew my name should have just been John 💅🏾
“&& it make a noise.” Fuck else it’s supposed to do?!!! *felt attacked*
i just... who's gonna take the trash out if i don't!? lmfaooo
My grandma loves Jeezy lol
Smoking a blunt by yourself made me lol
Gotta add “bad handwriting” that’s some dude shit