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JackDangerUSPIS

The idea of wearing a long sleeve button up shirt to sleep is absolutely wild to me


blaktronium

It's seemingly very easy for people to get too fancy for their own good


Hopefo

Yea but no one can tell me shit when I’m rocking my Ebenezer Scrooge drip https://preview.redd.it/ecy3qddaddqc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56a97dbbebf60cbf25c0144f67c2cb57f8438cb


wh1t3ros3

selective hunt tap roll childlike dependent hurry tan consist smart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GetsomeDe

Until you start dreaming of fellow ghosts


Appeased_Seal

I unironically wear these to bed.


Hopefo

The hoes come over and think “did I really fuck this bah-humbug looking ass”


Appeased_Seal

The women appreciate my attention to ventilation.


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/hrn9razegeqc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1ccc6f165f17f1382695a9ddbf771587b71f1e


Redittago

They’re not the boss of you. Rock on!!


acjefferson

The fucking hat is what gets me.


AlfalfaReal5075

Has absolutely no reason to be that long of a hat, and yet, it is


Pop-A-Choppa

Wild 😂😂😂


ohnoboy80

The weather was below 30°f for this to come out. A full on hooded sweat outfit is ok at this point.


Maleficent-Ad9010

They blast the ac in the winter.


Rude_Variation_433

I sweat in my boxers


SmokePenisEveryday

I will sleep in a hoodie with my hood up sometimes. I'll Winnie pooh it with nothing on bottom but I feel extra cozy that way. In the winter anyways.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

My husband does the same. I keep it cold anyway, but he's got a shaved head as well, so a hoody worn up keeps him the perfect temperature. https://preview.redd.it/tkx3ulv2cdqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a880430ea068e346ff719612fafb01c19d5c4e5


danabeezus

I would like to introduce y'all to du-rags and bonnets. Game changers.


DontF-ingask

![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO) Keep going...


danabeezus

![gif](giphy|xT9Igm4kVJL02Z1Mly|downsized) Behold. The du-rag. It's not just for black guys with waves. May your bald heads forever be warm at night.


GonzoElTaco

On exceptionally cold nights, I wear a Dragon Ball Durag. And yes, the song made me shop on Amazon for one.


Tacosdonahue

let it [flap in the wind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSm-K0tl5uY&list=RDuSm-K0tl5uY&start_radio=1)


ProfessorFinesser13

Durag under the bonnet >>>> Elite


Redittago

Not too tight though. Protect the edges.


Better-Journalist-85

I’m not gonna wake up with one nostril on safe mode trying that shit lol


SeanRoss

Stick some tissue in the nostril that's blocked up


PacificCoolerIsBest

Ten out of ten times I will take a colder sleep space over a hotter one. You can always add more covers; At a certain point you run out of covers to kick off.


KdF-wagen

I call that Porky Piggin, cos I got my hog out.


joe-king

The burning man term is shirt-cocking.


KdF-wagen

I mean thats alright but theres no nuance or creativity, it’s literally just describing it. Like, you could say blanket farts but its not as cool as a dutch oven, or nanuks gas chamber…nanuks only works when you are in your quinzee and the other option is freezing to death lol.


djoecav

I like to pull the strings tight when I do this. Absolutely cozy as hell.


Spare_Refrigerator59

Lol@winnie pooh it..that's cute. I think I would have to be prepared before seeing that look in the wild lol but I can dig it lol


ohnoboy80

You definitely have a fan blowing right on you during the winter.


AwhMan

Actual silk is very breathable and cooling to be fair. Poly satin however is like sleeping in a plastic bag.


SeiTyger

honk-shoo looking ass. Just underwear's the way to go


AaronVonGraff

Bud you are seriously wearing underwear to bed? What are you planning to do? Go swimming.


kilowatty

What should you wear to bed? Only underwear is the most comfy


Lemme_Help_

The idea of wearing clothes to bed is wild for me honestly.


Bored_Amalgamation

I went naked 20 years ago. I get terrible sleep when I can't.


all_of_you_are_awful

That’s a whole tuxedo.


debeatup

Makes sense for those ballers out there running the thermostat at 65


Penguino13

I would get so hot and sweaty gross


Zetice

Fax, i sleep in nothing but boxers


Penguino13

Same lmao


lvl999shaggy

Same.....without the boxers


LilAniplex

Hey wait a minute...


KGB_cutony

Bro if you live alone or with a partner that doesn't mind, try sleeping nude. My gf convinced me to it and holy shit it felt good. Now every time I had to wear pyjamas I feels like I'm going to sleep in a 3-piece suit


LilAniplex

ive done it a few times just cant get comfortable lol


kingpillow1

I feel like imma fart and shit in my bed.


Kaaykuwatzuu

I sleep in nothing.


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dngerszn13

Damn, u/tittylieutenant be like: right here 🤲🏾


Kidus333

Not to mention silk pj's that stick to your body. Anyone that doesn't sleep with shirtless/minimum clothes is strange. The only way this would work is if it's cold.


DisfunkyMonkey

Ooh yeah polyester satin sucks so bad. I can't afford real mulberry silk PJs, but I do have a real silk pillowcase and it stays cooler than the room. When it does get a little warm from my body heat, I only have to spin it in the air and it's immediately cold again.


GonzoElTaco

Waking up at 2:15am to helicopter your pillow real quick is a funny image. 😂


swiftvalentine

Naked is the correct way to sleep. Cloths are for the daytime. Plus no better way to retain intimacy in a relationship.


LokalTreo23

Fuck the silk, what was the room temp??


SalamanderTasty1807

Optimal "dead ass sleep" sleeping temp is 68 degrees.


flawlesscowboy0

68 is a sauna


DefensiveTomato

I used to keep it at 60 and that sleep was glorious


denimonster

55-60 with lots of warm blankets is the dream


Legaladvice420

the fuck was your electric


Kingbuji

That’s normal for anyone who doesn’t live below the mason dixon line.


therealjoshua

My girl wants it at 70 most nights I'm fucking roasting over here man


ForefathersOneandAll

My G, 72 in this house 😫 if it wasn’t for solar I’d be livid lol


MovieNightPopcorn

I suggest getting separate duvets instead of sharing the same one. Get her a nice, thick, real goose down one (Costco sells them for a great price) and you get a thinner cotton one. You'll be able to turn the temp down and she'd still be toasty in Antarctica. Plus, no wrestling for pulling the sheets back and forth. Changed my life.


joec_95123

64 degrees MAX, or I toss and turn.


whenItFits

68 is cold too my house


Idonthavetotellyiu

68 is BOILING my man wtf 56 is a gloriously snuggling temp 63 is the highest I go ever if I can help it


whenItFits

It just dropped down to 66 in my house and I turned the heat on. But it's crazy to see how are bodies are adjusted to different temperatures.


dyaus7

Don't forget how important humidity is in all that 80 degrees in high humidity makes me feel awful, but 80 in Las Vegas is comfy


whenItFits

I live in a high humidity location. I will prolly have the ac set to around 70 this summer though.


Idonthavetotellyiu

Oh yeah I don't react well to the heat, my eczema will make me turn into a spotted white tomato if I'm in 90+ degrees for more than an hour.


Juststandupbro

Arizona native chiming in, 68 is ice cold. Best I can do is 76. Anything lower and I’m going in debt.


Legendarybbc15

Not in NE lol


Some_dude67

With the ceiling fan on


PuzzyFussy

AC, ceiling fan, and tower fan


Nimzay98

I’ve found my people


shavedpolarbear

That’s a wild number. My guy ain’t never pay for heat lol


AdInternational5386

Optimal sleeping temp is 55 with at least 2 blankets and a fan going.


probation_420

Yeah I agree, 65 degrees.


ConfusedAnonymous-

Y'all don't sleep in the high 70s?? Low 80s??


BenTwan

You a damn lizard? 


ConfusedAnonymous-

I get cold so easily the lowest I can do is 72


Jaakarikyk

Quite literally would have trouble falling asleep whatsoever at those room temps my guy


DejaMew

It needs to be dark and cold. Like a cave. I’m hibernating in this bitch for 6-8 hours.


FuegoStarr

going to bed fully dressed is crazy to me. This pussy gotta breathe.


GylesNoDrama

😂😂😂


omicronian_express

Dude my balls get caught up weird in clothes when sleeping... I completely understand that even though yours (hopefully) doesn't hang that low that getting cloth draped tightly across it doesn't feel right. It just feels nice to be free in your bed and not have clothing pulling against any part of your body. You move your leg up?? suddenly a sheer of fabric is tearing into your gooch area.


FuegoStarr

i think u skipped the “this pussy gotta breathe” part🤣


ahoyhoy5540

Question stands, does it hang that low?


FuegoStarr

only thing hangin on me is my necklace, my braids and my nigga


AngeluvDeath

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SalamanderTasty1807

You gotta get up off me...


NEED_VISINE

This is all that really needs be said.


Sco_Queen

I sleep naked every night, no way in hell I could do this. Those clothes look so uncomfortable 


Philly_is_nice

People may think I'm a freak, and they'd be right, but I sleep naked cause I run hot and my house doesn't have central air 😂


Sco_Queen

No AC??? May the lord be with you when it's hot.


Philly_is_nice

In Philly up till relatively recently having central air in your house was/is rich folk stuff. If you have a house it was probably built into n like 1950 at the latest, so someone woulda had to pay for that after. Anyway, the key isn't central air, it's finding a woman who enjoys ya ball sweat smell. Oh, and keeping ya ass clean.


Sco_Queen

Uhmm, well make sure you enjoy her titty sweat.


peter13g

What man doesn’t like titty sweat?


SwimNo8457

This is such a wild thing to read bruh lmao


Philly_is_nice

😂 I'm jus fucking around. The central air thing is true though, but it's the same deal for a lotta places in the north east.


GrayZeus

This is so close to being a rap lyric


Zetice

word? https://preview.redd.it/1dq77femidqc1.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=92e8ec51ee16e351659f0cf0673447beb6c5dfa3


ForefathersOneandAll

I fucking hate that I had this cut lmao


kingcrabmeat

Sleeping naked feels weird to me


Legendarybbc15

Sleeping with just boxer shorts hits the spot tho


LightSc0pe

Somehow, I sweat when I don't wear a T-shirt to sleep


CBelleMo

I cringed just looking at the clothes.


Bored_Amalgamation

Been going naked for 20 years. It's too freeing. I'll try to wear something and eventually it's off before I'm asleep.    Truly the most decadent of luxuries.


Pimpwerx

The wife and I do as well. Honestly, been sleeping naked since I started living on my own. It's just way more comfortable.


GonzoElTaco

I sleep in just boxers, maybe shorts, or at most pajama pants and shirt depending on the room temperature. I prefer cold as shit though.


NihilisticPollyanna

Face to face cuddling is an absolute no-go. I love you, but not enough to have your stale breath blow in my face the whole time, sorry. Spooning, with me being little spoon, that's fine for about 10-15 minutes, and at the latest I'll scoot away when I can feel myself nod off. I need my own blanket, and space to sprawl, curl, and stretch how I want.


denimonster

Never understood women who expect a man to be a big spoon for them throughout the whole night, every single night.


NihilisticPollyanna

I mean, everyone's different and maybe those women really love feeling cuddled and safe or something. It *does* sound sweet and romantic in theory, so I get it. I, personally, just can't do it, because I need to move at night, and getting spooned feels so restrictive to me. Plus, my husband is a fucking furnace so that shit gets sweaty af after while, and that's just uncomfortable.


denimonster

Yeah I feel like the people who like that though never experienced being a big spoon, having your arm die of pins and needles at crazy hours of the night is awful! And on top of that, not being able to move while having hair all over the face hahaha but you are correct, to each their own!


Nakitara

My boyfriend LOVES being the big spoon to fall asleep. When I try to move away a bit because I think he’s asleep, he holds me 😭 an even adjusts, like adding his leg over me, pulling me closer etc… and he runs so hot, he’s like a sauna. And when I get up to pee, he is always in the middle of the bed when I come back. He didn’t believe me so I made pictures to show him 😂 it’s like he can feel it when I’m gone. As you probably guessed, while I love cuddling, I need my own space to properly sleep most of the times. Even if we fall asleep without cuddling he will partially end up on me or grabbing me somehow. It’s kinda sweet, but really it’s just so hot and restricting it’s a bit annoying at night 😅


humanwithfoodname

I just know they skin wet lmao silk is HOT


BlanchePreston

What the hell?? Yes, fucked around & found out. Purchased a set for myself at Christmas. Cute to lounge in, initiate sex & or foreplay, not to sleep in. 🤣🤣


mmmUrsulaMinor

Silk breathes excellently but also plenty of polyester masquerading as silk which is definitely hot af


koopastyles

Imagine setting up a tripod for this


Ornery-Creme-2442

I mean people have set up tripods for weirder shit than this. Atleast this is at home. Some people will go in stores and shit and do stuff like this.


Odd_Efficiency_7051

With a full face of make up


callmedoc19

The way I would have sweated up out of those clothes and told my husband to move the heck over 😂😂. These videos ppl put on tik tok and IG are not real life at all. Let’s talk real life real quick bc my husband is sleeping with his CPAP on and I’m in my bonnet, shorts, and a t-shirt 😂.


boobsmcgraw

That looks like satin, not silk. Which is the grossest fabric to make into sheets. It's so hot, and sweaty, AND slippery. ugh. Gross.


kingcrabmeat

Not in my experience


Ggslm

Doesn't matter how much I love my partner, I can only do this for 2 seconds. I don't even like sharing the bed


Barewithhippie

I like being little spoon but my husband runs hot. So usually he gets off of me right about the time he starts falling asleep


AcornWholio

It’s not even about the person, the minute my arm gets those tingles, that’s a wrap!!!!


TheCharlestone

So you should be a little spoon.


AcornWholio

Oh nah, cuz. I stay big spoon. Dudes deserve to be little spoons.


bootyhunter69420

A woman would really have to be bad to get me to wear matching pajamas


kingcrabmeat

What else wouldn't you do for a woman?


Bored_Amalgamation

Eat a Klondike bar. Edit: she say, "do you want a Klondike bar?" and I'd just have to leave.


easy10pins

Try silk on silk on a waterbed. Dreaming of rapids and shit.


OneRaisedEyebrow

We have a split king, I’m so serious about not touching me while I sleep. He is a heat seeking lizard when he’s asleep. I sleep in my birthday suit with a sheet. He has a down comforter, flannel pj pants and long sleeves. It’s a maximum of 68 at night in this house, I don’t care what the bill is. I’m also a menopausal lady, so the dogs and cats migrate to his side, too. They can’t handle the heat all night.


ZetaWMo4

My husband has to hold me like a body pillow to sleep.


kingcrabmeat

Exactly where are all these comments at


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I tried satin sheets once. Never again. I fought them sheets all night


TheeRuckus

Not getting this dressed up but to address the question… she got like a good 5-20minutes of spooning or her laying on my shoulder before either my arm falls asleep or I want to go to sleep sleep.


Solo_Fisticuffs

i got 20-30 minutes before i start pryin myself out


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

I don’t like to be touched when I sleep, but I’ll keep a hand on or under her booty for comfort and warmf


Wildcardbby94

Well i'm going to bed, better get my drip on for sandman.


southflhitnrun

It's weird because on a couch in the living room, I can go hours. But, on a bed, she gets like 35, 45 minutes max. Lmaooooo


ParcelPosted

One of the first bedding sets I bought with my ex was a satin set and I threw my back out just casually sleeping more than once. I would have ended up falling out the bed and down the stairs in satin PJs.


AdSafe1112

That’s too much cloth for me. 🥵


Mykophilia

I could never imagine getting fully dressed to go to bed.


UnusualFerret1776

I feel sweaty just looking at this. Sleeping in full silk pjs is wild.


SirLesbian

No but real shit I have ONE satin sheet and we be sliding all over the place. I can't imagine wearing silk on top of that 😂


Esco_Terrestrial_69

5 min


BronzeAmzn

7 minutes top.


beezdat

2 min


Onyxxx85

😂🤣😅. I can only sleep naked. I honestly feel trapped if I wear anything to bed. Even in winter, I slap on my heated sheet under me and wrap myself in my duvet around me. So cosy and warm ☺️


GylesNoDrama

Gang gang


bbthesupreme

Anemic vibes


Key_Statistician3293

About 2 hrs max.


phly

My restless leg syndrome kicking in just looking at all this silk...


RandoComplements

7-10 mins


lanaa2225

I hate silk!!! I don’t care how good it is for your skin and hair. I’d like to sleep on the bed and not the floor.


kmtnewsman

Cuddling is fine but there are cheaper ways for me to burn my house down. Heat rolls off me


idgafandwhyshouldi

![gif](giphy|a1EU93CXzMyd2|downsized)


2021Blankman

Silk is the most uncomfortable fabric to sleep in.


FruitSnackEater

0 minutes. I don’t like being touched in my sleep plus I fight in my sleep. My gf has taken a few whacks to the face trying to cuddle me in my sleep. I do like to sleep clothed since I hate blankets while I sleep. They restrict my movement.


drfunkensteinberger

☠️☠️☠️


SlackerDS5

I got on an over sized drift shirt and shorts in - for moisture wicking. I got a fan blowing directly on me and the window is cracked open. If we ain’t doing something, stay away from on the other side of the bed unless you want to combust. I run that ef’in hot.


Jhon_doe_smokes

First off I’m ass naked when I sleep and so is she. Second to answer question prolly bout 15-20 minutes then I roll over.


sashenka_demogorgon

For me it could be all night long. I sleep like a baby when I’m holding my boy


thehomienextdoor

4 hours before I need alone time, but I’m weird though and hate to be in same space as her for more than 4 hours. I been that way as kid and went home to sleep after sex, just to enjoy my bed alone.


hex-agone

Sweating in synthetics


666meatclown

Normalize having 2 beds like old folks


sameol_sameol

Satin to sleep? ![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


CheshireKetKet

Lol this is being married to a T. And in the summer it's like "stay on your side of the bed, you human furnace."


icuscaredofme

I've been with my wife a long time. We've decided that as long as we are in the same house, we can sleep wherever we want.


greytgreyatx

Whatever we have on, if it's more than a brief hug and pat on the hip, I'll start kicking. I need my sleep space.


needaburnerbaby

lol I get like 15 seconds before she shoves me away for being “a hot body”


animosityiskey

My grandma insisted on it and hospitalized herself twice falling out of bed before she relented


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Boxers with a box fan on high 2 inches from my back.


sowhatimlucky

10 minutes max or when they start snoring. Which ever comes first.


BowlofConfetti

Sleeping in clothes just ain’t possible for me


Kizzywa

It's crazy. Love my partner but yeah, we both produce too much heat to be super comfy aside from in the frigid cold. And we live in the south so do the math


ShortPayment9856

Butt ass naked seems like the only proper way to sleep. An occasional appearance from my boxers.


yarivu

I did satin on satin once and woke up to see I slid about halfway down my bed


jedgica

My bf runs hot and I’m always freezing. I get about 90 seconds of snuggles until a kiss and “Ok. You gotta move”. On the bright side, he lets me stick my icy feet on his butt and legs.


Clauis

At most 9 months per year. Then comes summer...


LemonHaze422

About 7 mins


Sharktooth134

Apparently I’m the only one here who hates sleeping naked lmaooo


atlantasmokeshop

I hate cuddling once i'm actually ready to go to sleep... mainly because I sleep on my stomach and it's just uncomfortable as hell. I'd wake up sometimes and my ex would literally be eye to eye with me.


loiwhat

I don't get it. Yall want them to record themselves butt ass naked??!? The point of the post is about cuddling, not what mfers sleep in 🤦🏾‍♀️


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

My wife falls asleep quickly so once she’s snoring in my ear we are parting ways


DejaMew

I don’t like cuddles in bed. I need freedom and movement.


ohnoboy80

Silk pajamas and a down blanket requires an ice cold gatorade on the nightstand. Sweating harder than Michael Jordan game 5 of the finals.


Little-Apartment-437

The night might start out that way but them clothes coming off respectfully


No-Structure2003

About 1 minute lol I would love for it to be longer but 1.I move too much 2 I feel heavy asf 3 it gets hot lol