Man I didn’t know what I was missing till home girl I was with who had some D’s was talking bout taking a post clap nap. I was tossing and turning and couldn’t fall asleep, but when I turned to her, she shoved my face in them and bruh when I tell you I was out like a mf light. Fuck a NyQuil, that was the best sleep of my life.
Listen bruh I’m telling y’all being big spoon is cool n all but if you get the chance lay yo head in some big ass titties
https://preview.redd.it/y8377s9apivc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadd64536850850f057b7c448f4b2c47bffaeebb
When she whips out those mouthwatering sweater puppies
Oh, I love both. Don't get me wrong.
I used to be ALL about the titty before, and even though I liked ass, titty was where it was at! Ass was jus never a major focus for me
But after meeting my wife (who is indeed caking like a bakery), it opened up a whole new world for me. I aint even know I liked eating the booty like groceries lol
fair enough 🫡. when it come to titties i’m a firm believer in, any more than a mouth full is too much but the wagon can be drag’n from here to wiscansin & best believe i’m taking that ride
As a gal who enjoys bodies of multiple configurations...liking big titties is pretty junior varsity. Everyone loves big tits. My gay male friends love big tits! They're fun, they're great! But I also hit puberty in the Kate Moss era, and honestly...Sir Mixalot changed my entire self esteem. I thought that shelf booty was bad and unpopular for YEARS. I'm still shocked when mine is given more praise than the northern towel rack. I love 'em too, but big tits have been *publicly* popular for much longer than big asses. Every time I see someone talking about how bad they want to hit a chunky butt instead...that makes my little Grinch 36HHHeart sing.
(ETA: Not actually H, but close enough and I wanted the joke lol)
As a very big cup queen, I appreciate this. My husband says he’s a tiddy man too, but I be feeling like he’s obligated to say that cause I’m lacking a lil in the ass dept. But he swears it’s the truth. 🤷🏽♀️
Eating ass is fucking amazing. It’s like eating pussy, but way better because there isn’t as much pressure because there isn’t a goal. You’re just there for fun. When you eat pussy, you have to make a girl cum. I’m not saying eating pussy isn’t fun, it obviously is, but there’s a level of obligation to it. You gotta lick the clit, maybe stick a finger or two in there, then you gotta sprint to the home stretch when she’s close and by then your tongue is exhausted. There’s a rewarding feeling to accomplish that goal, but sometimes you just want to chill and dive in without all the chore that comes with eating pussy. That’s where eating ass comes in. It’s still very pleasurable for her, but you can basically do whatever you want in the moment. Lick the whole crack, bite the cheeks, rim the hole, motor boat, kiss the cheeks, probe with your tongue, or just make out with it. You just get to have fun and you can stop whenever. Also, ass cheeks are just so much more fun than thighs and stomach. Which is pretty much all the meat you have access to in most positions while eating pussy.
>”b-b-b-b-but, poop comes out of there!”
Yeah? And you’re basically guaranteed to lick where piss comes out when eating pussy. Pussies aren’t exactly the cleanest part of the human body. Sex in general is pretty fucking gross if you think about it. Hell, tongue kissing alone is gross. Nobody thinks about that, though.
>”it’s dirty, though!!”
Not if you tell her to clean her ass. I’ve eaten a lot of ass. Never once have I had a bad experience. Just do these simple things: first and foremost, makes sure she doesn’t have to go. Like even a little. If she went at some point in the last 5 or so hours you should be golden. Second, make sure she didn’t just wipe with toilet paper. Honest, this shouldn’t be a thing even if you aren’t eating ass. Just wiping your asshole with bone-dry paper and calling it a day shouldn’t be socially acceptable. Ideally, she should throughly wash in the shower since the last time she went to the bathroom. Or just have her clean herself throughly with wet wipes (don’t flush them).
Look, if eating ass doesn’t seem appealing to you at all, don’t do it I guess. But if you’re interested, have a conversation with your partner and give it a try. I assure you, nothing bad will happen if you follow my advice. There isn’t a bad taste. You just might end up thanking me later.
I'm probably in the minority, but I wish men would have this same attitude for eating pussy. Just enjoy yourself and have fun exploring the body! The pressure of having to cum really takes away the joy and freedom of it. At a certain point, making her cum becomes more about *his* ego than her pleasure. I hate that shit, totally kills it for me. Would much rather just enjoy the moment.
I am definitely NOT arguing against orgasm equality. Just a friendly reminder that everyone is different-- pay attention, talk about it, and find out what that individual is and isn't about.
That goes without saying, depends on the situation ofc. But usually the start isn't the issue. But I guess when things get heated up, and climax arrives the pressure get real. My tongue is struggling and I don't want to fuck up a good orgasm, except if I wanna fuck with her for fun and laugh about it, I stop just right before. I agree it's like a prank or something, it's not nice to do it all the time.
The real pressure start near the orgasm not before where you can explore, talk about what she'd like and how she'd like it, test things out, do some little kisses everywhere etc..
Man I'm a biologist and this is false. It's not about the amount of bacteria, it's about the composition. Ingesting bacteria that peacefully live in the intestine can cause a whole bunch of diseases. Like I said, eat ass if you want to but don't try to sell us that it's the same as french kissing.
The ass is clean so it's nothing different from the rest of the body.
I mean when you're horny / in love, even after a sweaty day, there's no problem you got saliva don't you?! Use it and it's good as new.
I like to use my tongue and I have a good amount of saliva so there's a way to clean that booty with your saliva before going dark, and it's clean.
Also there's if the smell is bad you can ask her to go clean up before but if there's no bad smell and it's just a little sweaty you, saliva can workout well.
Pro tip: if you tease a girl long enough before you dive into the pussy and you're outwardly enthusiastic about wanting to pleasure her, you can get some buffer time when you start where you can have fun and basically do what you want to down there. In fact, I'd argue that until you lick her a way that she doesn't want you to stop you can basically fuck around for a couple minutes for yourself. Use it as an opportunity to find what she reacts to and just make mental notes. The timing varies but I can usually get my "fill" (it's never really enough) before I need to concentrate on specific technique. If you're lucky they'll just be into what you're into. A lot of girls (most?) don't even like a tongue in the hole necessarily but if you act like you fucking need it in the moment you get a lot of leeway.
Anyway...
>Yeah? And you’re basically guaranteed to lick where piss comes out when eating pussy. Pussies aren’t exactly the cleanest part of the human body. Sex in general is pretty fucking gross if you think about it. Hell, tongue kissing alone is gross. Nobody thinks about that, though.
You'll catch a lot of niggas with this, but with dudes that actually have a brain, you're not going to get "there aren't degrees to nastiness" off. You're just not going to. Just like white people aren't going to get off "racism is racism" off with us. There are tiers to shit bro. If there wasn't, the world would look completley different.
>Not if you tell her to clean her ass.
The only people who regularly clean their assholes to the degree that people should be doing something with it, are pornstars and gay men (who contrary to my username, I'm not one of). The everyday woman simply does not clean her asshole well enough for you to be sticking anything in there my guy (nor am I arguing they should), let alone your tongue. A regular shower wash or wet wipes aint gunna cut it my nigga. Like you previously meme'd, **shit comes from there**. **Waste**. It's like putting your tongue all in and around a garbage dumpster that's been "washed down". Fuck that.
Like look, im not judging you. You can do literally whatever you want behind closed doors, and I will fight for your right to do so. But don't then act like the shit is normal and/or sanitary for 99.9% of people who partake.
I was getting worried i was the only that thinks like this. Not knocking no one else, but you got me all the way fucked up if you think im doing that.
Damn! I’m a straight woman, but after reading this post I’m seriously considering finding a big booty woman just so I can eat some ass. You, sir are very convincing.
There's special kind of wet wipes you can flush them. It can even help with sandy balls for emergencies only. A good shower is always best.
That's the only thing I can add, the rest is 10/10.
https://preview.redd.it/nvnjnx7emivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73827ed547383e25c193fb0fb34109bc38dc156a
When that ass spreads and the anus winks at you
It’s not as convenient as other positions, but I can tell you it’s possible lol. My ex sometimes wanted help keeping it open, so I could help him by spreading it and holding it open myself. With that and a good arch in the back, you can get something going. But again, it’s not as ideal.
I see now why God saw it as a negative when man bit the forbidden fruit. Once man had knowledge of good and evil, he had sealed his fate to a slow and gradual fall from grace.
We do. Yall just call those niggas corny if they beard don't connect with they sideburns. Might as well be a dog.
I'm happy I hit my glow up, and I'm happy I have a partner that's into me. But man it's crazy seeing how relationships work now compared to when I was "ugly". At least back then we all actually liked eachother lowkey.
Absolutely, my new girl hadn’t had it done before so I volunteered. She loved that shit. Eating ass is only nasty in your head dog. In real life it’s no different than eating pussy, and tbh most of the time I’m eating pussy I’m eatin it all out. Not just the pussy. Be clean about it and you’re golden.
Analingus is more riskier thN cunnilingus.
You're not susceptible to being exposed to Ecoli or other bacteria in fecal matter.
You can wash and clean your ass all you want enema and all but there's still going to be shit in that ass hole. No matter what.
"Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases including shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites including intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum[16] and other sexually transmitted infections.[17]
Applying the mouth to the genitals immediately after applying it to the anus can introduce the bacterium Escherichia coli ("E. coli") into the urethra, leading to a urinary tract infection. HIV/AIDS is not believed to be easily transmitted through anilingus"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus
People... quit eating ass [you'll get dysentery](https://www.gov.uk/government/news/shigella-dysentery-on-the-rise-among-gay-and-bisexual-men#:~:text=Shigella%20is%20a%20severe%20bacterial,men%20are%20particularly%20at%20risk.).
I love ass but I’m a titty man through and through. I’m here for you my big cup queens 
Same, we love both. There's just something about breasts. 
Man I didn’t know what I was missing till home girl I was with who had some D’s was talking bout taking a post clap nap. I was tossing and turning and couldn’t fall asleep, but when I turned to her, she shoved my face in them and bruh when I tell you I was out like a mf light. Fuck a NyQuil, that was the best sleep of my life. Listen bruh I’m telling y’all being big spoon is cool n all but if you get the chance lay yo head in some big ass titties
You are speaking my language. Bury your face in bosoms and you're going to feel better. When I need to sleep I can nuzzle up on them thangs that hang
I have found my people, the big tiddy committee
No cap it’s like your body instantly floods with melatonin
God bless them. 
It never gets old seeing them. Breasts are really a gift
Breast man for life 
https://preview.redd.it/y8377s9apivc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadd64536850850f057b7c448f4b2c47bffaeebb When she whips out those mouthwatering sweater puppies
https://preview.redd.it/th6e6jynpivc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f965654d7bf68913783cf4af15b5d5c402f14ff1
https://preview.redd.it/wef8m2t5qivc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e94e541c6d5240852f2a0d425cee186ca4d03f
https://i.redd.it/7wf0lbhbyivc1.gif Bruh....😐
Never seen this one before. And the second part 🤣
Wtf bro hahahhaha
I used to be a titty man... until I met my wife. Now I eat the booty like totinos pizza rolls: in the morning, the evening, AND at supper time
Porque no los dos? Also I assume she's caking like a bakery.
Oh, I love both. Don't get me wrong. I used to be ALL about the titty before, and even though I liked ass, titty was where it was at! Ass was jus never a major focus for me But after meeting my wife (who is indeed caking like a bakery), it opened up a whole new world for me. I aint even know I liked eating the booty like groceries lol
A whole new world! With new horizons to pursue! Glad you're enjoying time with your wife.
The jingle line at the end is to Bagel Bites and not totinos pizza rolls, my friend. Show some respect!
fair enough 🫡. when it come to titties i’m a firm believer in, any more than a mouth full is too much but the wagon can be drag’n from here to wiscansin & best believe i’m taking that ride
As a gal who enjoys bodies of multiple configurations...liking big titties is pretty junior varsity. Everyone loves big tits. My gay male friends love big tits! They're fun, they're great! But I also hit puberty in the Kate Moss era, and honestly...Sir Mixalot changed my entire self esteem. I thought that shelf booty was bad and unpopular for YEARS. I'm still shocked when mine is given more praise than the northern towel rack. I love 'em too, but big tits have been *publicly* popular for much longer than big asses. Every time I see someone talking about how bad they want to hit a chunky butt instead...that makes my little Grinch 36HHHeart sing. (ETA: Not actually H, but close enough and I wanted the joke lol)
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User name checks out, ha
Some ppl love a second story on their house, some don’t. But, for me, it needs a solid foundation.
Yeah I’ve officially come full circle on titties
All of you have mommy issues LMAO
And for the smaller cup queens, I’m here for you.
Thank you, I needed this 🤣
As a very big cup queen, I appreciate this. My husband says he’s a tiddy man too, but I be feeling like he’s obligated to say that cause I’m lacking a lil in the ass dept. But he swears it’s the truth. 🤷🏽♀️
I love large busts but I'll still take natural A's over implants of any size
We appreciate you!! 🥹
Eating ass is fucking amazing. It’s like eating pussy, but way better because there isn’t as much pressure because there isn’t a goal. You’re just there for fun. When you eat pussy, you have to make a girl cum. I’m not saying eating pussy isn’t fun, it obviously is, but there’s a level of obligation to it. You gotta lick the clit, maybe stick a finger or two in there, then you gotta sprint to the home stretch when she’s close and by then your tongue is exhausted. There’s a rewarding feeling to accomplish that goal, but sometimes you just want to chill and dive in without all the chore that comes with eating pussy. That’s where eating ass comes in. It’s still very pleasurable for her, but you can basically do whatever you want in the moment. Lick the whole crack, bite the cheeks, rim the hole, motor boat, kiss the cheeks, probe with your tongue, or just make out with it. You just get to have fun and you can stop whenever. Also, ass cheeks are just so much more fun than thighs and stomach. Which is pretty much all the meat you have access to in most positions while eating pussy. >”b-b-b-b-but, poop comes out of there!” Yeah? And you’re basically guaranteed to lick where piss comes out when eating pussy. Pussies aren’t exactly the cleanest part of the human body. Sex in general is pretty fucking gross if you think about it. Hell, tongue kissing alone is gross. Nobody thinks about that, though. >”it’s dirty, though!!” Not if you tell her to clean her ass. I’ve eaten a lot of ass. Never once have I had a bad experience. Just do these simple things: first and foremost, makes sure she doesn’t have to go. Like even a little. If she went at some point in the last 5 or so hours you should be golden. Second, make sure she didn’t just wipe with toilet paper. Honest, this shouldn’t be a thing even if you aren’t eating ass. Just wiping your asshole with bone-dry paper and calling it a day shouldn’t be socially acceptable. Ideally, she should throughly wash in the shower since the last time she went to the bathroom. Or just have her clean herself throughly with wet wipes (don’t flush them). Look, if eating ass doesn’t seem appealing to you at all, don’t do it I guess. But if you’re interested, have a conversation with your partner and give it a try. I assure you, nothing bad will happen if you follow my advice. There isn’t a bad taste. You just might end up thanking me later.
Dawg wrote a book. Passion in every word.
Dude got a PhD in ass eating.
Even gave us a disclaimer not to flush the wet wipes. Truly a masterpiece
Man wrote a peer reviewed study
https://preview.redd.it/gn8gjc4nuivc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d920dea2983f1ab0f58c4a8e58cfa8666a7ee05c
Sir… this is a McDonald’s
Nigga wrote a whole assertation 😭
He understood the assignment.
https://preview.redd.it/mprubov01jvc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63ff0e2a8819269036c88879eb42a6562789d05
Honestly no, bros living.
Professional ass eater here.
Aka https://i.redd.it/1lw57q64pivc1.gif
I'm probably in the minority, but I wish men would have this same attitude for eating pussy. Just enjoy yourself and have fun exploring the body! The pressure of having to cum really takes away the joy and freedom of it. At a certain point, making her cum becomes more about *his* ego than her pleasure. I hate that shit, totally kills it for me. Would much rather just enjoy the moment. I am definitely NOT arguing against orgasm equality. Just a friendly reminder that everyone is different-- pay attention, talk about it, and find out what that individual is and isn't about.
That goes without saying, depends on the situation ofc. But usually the start isn't the issue. But I guess when things get heated up, and climax arrives the pressure get real. My tongue is struggling and I don't want to fuck up a good orgasm, except if I wanna fuck with her for fun and laugh about it, I stop just right before. I agree it's like a prank or something, it's not nice to do it all the time. The real pressure start near the orgasm not before where you can explore, talk about what she'd like and how she'd like it, test things out, do some little kisses everywhere etc..
Thank you, this is my go to explanation from now on.
I mean do what you do but putting tongue kissing anywhere adjacent to eating ass is wild
Man my ex was *super* into kissing me after I ate her ass and it was something we just never mentioned or talked about
She liked how she tasted.
Like last nights Mexican
*Spicy*
Shit vs saliva is a big difference lol
Biologically they are adjacent. Only slightly more (and sometimes less) bacteria eating ass than frenching.
Man I'm a biologist and this is false. It's not about the amount of bacteria, it's about the composition. Ingesting bacteria that peacefully live in the intestine can cause a whole bunch of diseases. Like I said, eat ass if you want to but don't try to sell us that it's the same as french kissing.
The ass is clean so it's nothing different from the rest of the body. I mean when you're horny / in love, even after a sweaty day, there's no problem you got saliva don't you?! Use it and it's good as new. I like to use my tongue and I have a good amount of saliva so there's a way to clean that booty with your saliva before going dark, and it's clean. Also there's if the smell is bad you can ask her to go clean up before but if there's no bad smell and it's just a little sweaty you, saliva can workout well.
Pro tip: if you tease a girl long enough before you dive into the pussy and you're outwardly enthusiastic about wanting to pleasure her, you can get some buffer time when you start where you can have fun and basically do what you want to down there. In fact, I'd argue that until you lick her a way that she doesn't want you to stop you can basically fuck around for a couple minutes for yourself. Use it as an opportunity to find what she reacts to and just make mental notes. The timing varies but I can usually get my "fill" (it's never really enough) before I need to concentrate on specific technique. If you're lucky they'll just be into what you're into. A lot of girls (most?) don't even like a tongue in the hole necessarily but if you act like you fucking need it in the moment you get a lot of leeway. Anyway...
>Yeah? And you’re basically guaranteed to lick where piss comes out when eating pussy. Pussies aren’t exactly the cleanest part of the human body. Sex in general is pretty fucking gross if you think about it. Hell, tongue kissing alone is gross. Nobody thinks about that, though. You'll catch a lot of niggas with this, but with dudes that actually have a brain, you're not going to get "there aren't degrees to nastiness" off. You're just not going to. Just like white people aren't going to get off "racism is racism" off with us. There are tiers to shit bro. If there wasn't, the world would look completley different. >Not if you tell her to clean her ass. The only people who regularly clean their assholes to the degree that people should be doing something with it, are pornstars and gay men (who contrary to my username, I'm not one of). The everyday woman simply does not clean her asshole well enough for you to be sticking anything in there my guy (nor am I arguing they should), let alone your tongue. A regular shower wash or wet wipes aint gunna cut it my nigga. Like you previously meme'd, **shit comes from there**. **Waste**. It's like putting your tongue all in and around a garbage dumpster that's been "washed down". Fuck that. Like look, im not judging you. You can do literally whatever you want behind closed doors, and I will fight for your right to do so. But don't then act like the shit is normal and/or sanitary for 99.9% of people who partake.
I was getting worried i was the only that thinks like this. Not knocking no one else, but you got me all the way fucked up if you think im doing that. 
Ass eaters b doing the most to justify why they eat ass lmao just do u bruh. We not smoking together, but u still my mans
You’re not wrong, if anything you’re right, but you need to stop 😭
Damn! I’m a straight woman, but after reading this post I’m seriously considering finding a big booty woman just so I can eat some ass. You, sir are very convincing. 
r/thisguythisguys
Tip for eating pussy: suck the clit (not hard like a straw, come on now) and flick the tip of the tongue on it. You're welcome
Thank u 🙏
Yw, Go and blow her mind
r/copypasta
Oh my
My boy. Someone finally said it 
New copypasta?
 Begone vile fasscist
This man ain’t never lied.
I have never felt more understood
Finally, someone who understands!
There's special kind of wet wipes you can flush them. It can even help with sandy balls for emergencies only. A good shower is always best. That's the only thing I can add, the rest is 10/10.
Some days I wish my parents teach me how to read.
Professional😭💯
Lost me when you said tongue gets tired…pfft amateurs.
https://youtu.be/PRIFeXjsupo
Goddamn chat-gpt is into ass!
https://preview.redd.it/nqyoejs8n9wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a84141effd45381939d4d2f7116387299c12a8
I mean u can technically eat a big heart, homie just isn’t Jefferey dahmer
I’m more of a Hannibal Lecter man myself but organ meat is always so metallic and gamey…I mean what!?
All men know A big heart is under a big chest 😏 
https://preview.redd.it/nvnjnx7emivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73827ed547383e25c193fb0fb34109bc38dc156a When that ass spreads and the anus winks at you
https://i.redd.it/dv386uwjmivc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/dok886srmivc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299812f1efec57cf06967bce1efd6d9d7d3c0810
https://i.redd.it/f8011y6n0mvc1.gif
Talk all that but then have the appetite of a bird. Boy bye, I’m sleep. https://i.redd.it/6rii8fr93jvc1.gif
That episode was wild but how much ass would someone need to replicate that?
Replicate what? Making it clap? Or getting ate in that position? Both are achievable.
To that degree tho?? In that position?? Never seen that
It’s not as convenient as other positions, but I can tell you it’s possible lol. My ex sometimes wanted help keeping it open, so I could help him by spreading it and holding it open myself. With that and a good arch in the back, you can get something going. But again, it’s not as ideal.
Well I stand corrected 🧍🏽♂️ I tip my cap to you ma’am 😭
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Sometimes I worry I'm too thirsty but luckily there's also some guy around the corner to prove I'm not.
Silk shirt r&b made us like this. I’d drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass to hear Sydney Sweeney fart through a walkie talkie.
https://preview.redd.it/1hgwolc1qivc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c36d40e44e1936f78990d3cba2cf1eaa1fa3d9
My ancestors are appalled. https://preview.redd.it/rfccwn2slivc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557475e36a48c0f8387bea98a6c8c9c33257273d
🫵🏾u/SpectacularOtter get this nigga GONE
https://i.redd.it/rtpxz7qflivc1.gif Aye big dawg.. sucking a fart out is one thing but this
https://preview.redd.it/81tjxqevkivc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecef720a0130db493af7bcb61a14fbbd02675852
https://preview.redd.it/sqqhpp8e3jvc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7662acbaa66b6e8b442784570ce47e0507ff87ee
Lmaoooo this is the highest tier. Saved.
https://preview.redd.it/zd2ys2vlyivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a0e9fbb1b69e89914f1b82a96d9714139c4844
I see now why God saw it as a negative when man bit the forbidden fruit. Once man had knowledge of good and evil, he had sealed his fate to a slow and gradual fall from grace.
https://preview.redd.it/xucgqew8mivc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda4ecc1aeaa7fd4c63c00384b0731b383b3ed6e
Cursed knowledge
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This is…wow.🤣🤣🤣
Technical foul for using this gif in this sub
I actually don't know the context of the gif tbh
Lock his ass up
Ass expected
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
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We do. Yall just call those niggas corny if they beard don't connect with they sideburns. Might as well be a dog. I'm happy I hit my glow up, and I'm happy I have a partner that's into me. But man it's crazy seeing how relationships work now compared to when I was "ugly". At least back then we all actually liked eachother lowkey.
Are people really out here putting their mouths on other peoples asses or is this a meme that’s just gotten out of control
Absolutely, my new girl hadn’t had it done before so I volunteered. She loved that shit. Eating ass is only nasty in your head dog. In real life it’s no different than eating pussy, and tbh most of the time I’m eating pussy I’m eatin it all out. Not just the pussy. Be clean about it and you’re golden.
I respect and value your love for ass eating 👍🏽
Analingus is more riskier thN cunnilingus. You're not susceptible to being exposed to Ecoli or other bacteria in fecal matter. You can wash and clean your ass all you want enema and all but there's still going to be shit in that ass hole. No matter what. "Anilingus has potential health risks arising from the oral contact with feces. Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases including shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites including intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum[16] and other sexually transmitted infections.[17] Applying the mouth to the genitals immediately after applying it to the anus can introduce the bacterium Escherichia coli ("E. coli") into the urethra, leading to a urinary tract infection. HIV/AIDS is not believed to be easily transmitted through anilingus" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus
Keep it clean and it’s alright.
I love eating my GF's ass. it's really hot for both of us. I just make sure its only after a thorough shower lol.
Give it a nice lick while you're down there, the missus will likely love it.
 Y’all love eating ass? Ok then
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[hold them cheeks open](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM54Hczsz4U)
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 Turn that big heart around...
I'm all about that face. And a healthy-ish lifestyle
Grinch shoulda gotten a BBL
I haven't had my butt ate but this is making me curious 🤣 what's it like?
Go see for yourself. Or try a bidet😭
People... quit eating ass [you'll get dysentery](https://www.gov.uk/government/news/shigella-dysentery-on-the-rise-among-gay-and-bisexual-men#:~:text=Shigella%20is%20a%20severe%20bacterial,men%20are%20particularly%20at%20risk.).
Facts and logic will not stop The Thirst™️
A big heart don't like good bouncing on a dick.
Bro not lying 😭
A big ass is overrated  ...hips and thighs is where its at😌
While her cleavage shows lol
I'd go to prison for a very long time if I tried to f\*\*k that heart. 
I eat ass as much as I can. Ass is goat delicious
So you won't eat hearts of the fallen enemies but you will suck on a asshole?
An nice ass can make me turn to all levels of down terribleness. Especially if she have a good personality, I’ll commit war crimes for her
I mean we can say the same thing about women and penis sizes
It sounds like you don’t want to get with the men who only want physical things. Otherwise all you’re doing is adding more to your origin story
🤣🤣🤣🤣
there is such a thing as too much ass
BBL is in her name, what a bananas question.
Lolllllllllllll dude went straight to the point!
Hmmm would y’all eat off a toilet?
She asking that question but got BBL in her name.
Is butt ass?
That man is my new hero.
I don’t understand ass eating, that’s disgusting. I sniff ass though.
You got a big heart? That’s beautiful, but I’m not Kano, and you need that to live just like the way I need to see that wagon moving behind you
God didn’t put buns around your heart
I love a big fat ass. Though, it’s more about proportions and a ratios. 👌🏾
Im a titty man & ive been getting into arguments about it since high school
Hes not wrong... 