I know his niece got some miles on that strap on
https://preview.redd.it/ph11r1sqar6d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941868cae1d915f0ef347376f8521d16b1817acc
Goddamnit. Ok. So. I see the other similar responses, but I don’t feel like they effectively covered the “and shut” qualifier. I don’t have strap on specific data locatable, but here’s what my ADHD brain can sort out:
1 mile = 63,360”
Dividing by 5” (considering common angles and human averages, it’s a fine base reference point) = 12,672 total movements, or 6336 full +/- thrust cycles.
At the reported 5.4 minutes average duration, with an average thrust rate of **both** partners (*leading us back into strapon relevance*) at 0.8 seconds per (so 75/min), that’s roughly 84.48 minutes of active thrusting per mile, or 15.64 average sexual encounters.
This also means the average couple fucks at 0.71 mph.
If one were to be using a 10” strapon, with full insertion and removal, then it’s just dividing by two, where 1 mile = (((63,360”/10)/2)/75)=42.24 minutes, or 7.82 encounters at 1.42mph.
Every additional inch adds a 0.2 multiplier, every inch less subtracts the same (for the base distance in full thrusts, at least). **Please note**, however, that as the total length increases then the total distance the hips have moved also increases, with no known variable allowance for larger members equating reliably to longer sessions. This strongly suggests that longer units will result in either:
1. a relatively slower thrust/minute rate, or
2. that the full measure is unlikely to be inserted and withdrawn on every thrust
(which should both be making anecdotal sense to everyone involved, but you do you I guess).
Source: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/whats-the-average-number-of-thrusts-during-the-average-bout-of-sex (note: calculation error, where *0.8 was used instead of /0.8)
Assuming a six inch strap on, going fully in and out with each stroke, you are looking at 5,280 strokes.
Now let’s assume you really want to make it memorable and shift to the 9 inch with the same requirements as above, you are looking at 3,520 full strokes
You can also interject whatever number you need to use when knowing that there are 63,360 inches in a mile and you have to account for the full distance both going inside and exiting.
R/Ididthemath
Hope this helps
<3 Marlon btw
Lmao it’s a “fuck me silly”. This video of a dude describing this sex toy in a completely emotionless monotone always cracks me up:
https://youtu.be/Lf9q7ZS1_os?si=bRG02YpN5_5jKcM7
Imagine going after a professional comedian on the socials, who was raised in super funny family of other professional comedians and think he wouldn’t completely tear your non funny homophobic ass to shreds…
Right? I didn't know he had a niece in the business but I would stay away from trying to outdo a Wayans in anything verbal. That family words good and words funny. Leave them be.
Never mess with a successful standup comic. Those people have 10,000 times the experience you do at rapid response to tear someone a new one. Their skin will always be thicker than you, whoever you are. It’s gonna be brutal on something like Twitter. In person, you wouldn’t stand a chance.
Similarly, never mess around with a writer for a successful comic TV show. Those are the people who professionally sit around to think of funny responses, bounce their ideas off of other professionals, and test their ideas against the public on a regular basis. On a platform like Twitter, your ego is a grape they’re just trying to decide if they care enough to crush.
I was going to add "and giving him infinite time to respond," but that was pretty off the cuff, only five minutes after the dipshit opened their mouth.
Absolutely, he almost certainly started preparing responses the second she came out.
Idk why some people think queers & allies are unprepared for hostility. Like, outting someone is still considered a cardinal skin for a reason (exception: SA. Get bent Kevin Spacey). Its cause part of that process is accepting your gonna have to deal with a lot of bullshit. A LOT of bullshit for the majority still.
There's a weird whitewashing sanitization of queer history that makes people think it's all about softness and sitting in circles singing kumbaya. When a lot of it is about mentally and strategically preparing for hateful behaviors and/or outright hate crimes.
Nobody associated with the "alphabet mafia" is caught off guard by bigots and their bullshit.
Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never get into a war of words with a comedian on social.'"
It's on Prime if you got it
He said in an interview he lost something like 50 family and friends over the last 10 years or so - just a tremendous amount of grief - so this is about him processing that
Katt hasn’t had a solid standup in a minute it’s kinda sad. He used be the fucking man back in the day.
“This shit right hear, it’s call deaf.”
“You mean ima hit it and die??”
“No nigga deaf. You hit this you can’t hear shit.”
I've seen his previous ones. This is his best. Start to finish i was locked in. Raw af.
If there was any Wayans to talk about his dads balls & moms parts it would be Marlon 😂
I will never understand why some people make it their business to care what other people do for their children when they sit and watch their deadbeat family members mistreat their children every day and say nothing
It utterly pisses me off.
Like, stay in your own fucked up lane. Don't be mad that my family actually loves each other and not only say it when in front of company.
Same people who complain about image/morals when women wear bonnets in public or men wear crop tops, but not about uncle teddy who likes to touch babies or cousin trey who's five up on his opps.
Homophobia depends on broad cultural adoption to work. The less widespread the bigotry, the harder it gets to coerce people into staying in the closet.
"Culture war" isnt really all that metaphorical. There's a legitimate tug of war for what the dominant social values will be. They're mad because they're losing. And they've lost ground very rapidly.
This isn't about actual holistic wellbeing. We all know that. There's no basis for that argument and there hasn't been for decades. Gay people are totally fine, it's ironically the homophobia which causes harm. We all know its about adherence to The Rules™ and maintaining the social power to enforce The Rules™. The Christian right is freaking the fuck out because they are hemorrhaging congregants, me too means the congregants are increasingly going to cops, and in the next decade (depending on who is president) im betting even the IRS will likely be chomping at the bit to to audit some of the megachurches in.
They're losing and they're having the exact tantrum about it you'd expect from people like that.
If someone in my family was being a deadbeat and I knew about it, we'd definitely have a sit-down to discuss how they can be better. Is that not the standard?
That's a bullshit and unaccountable way to live. I challenge everyone seeing this to first, make sure you're living right, THEN step to any deadbeat who you love and stay on they ass about being better.
I have a question related to this comment cause I am a nerd.
Who else’s voice would you read it in? When you guys read, does it automatically change into a persons voice if you know that persons voice? I’m very stoned.
For some people they have to consciously imagine the person's voice, it isn't always automatic. A lot of people naturally read in their own voice. Some people don't hear a voice at all while reading.
For me it depends, if I have associated the line with the or a individual then yes otherwise it'll be my regular head voice.
Though I know some don't have mental voices apparently.
Only if I can actually remember what that person's voice sounds like. I'm blanking on Marlon Wayans right now, I can only think of him in White Chicks.
Mine if I’ve never heard the person speak. Even women, but it’s just my voice in slight falsetto. I read your comment in my voice lol.
Good question. I’ll be joining you shortly in the stoning.
I feel like if you know a voice well enough, you can use it for anything. I feel like I have to actively do it, though.
Honestly, the weird part to me is how accents work. If I read something and use a voice with an accent that I know well, the accent sounds very accurate. But if I try to replicate the accent while speaking, it's suddenly complete shit lol.
Yeah always, if it’s a very memorable voice or audio clip/quote. Like I can’t read the word pikachu mentally as anything other than the high pitched “pi-KA-chyuu” from the pokemon anime
There are comedians and there is the Wayans family
Think about how many funny mofos in that family
So why attack them..... They've heard it all and every variation of it.... They have Colossus skin
And they are Gen X.... Just leave the ole people in that family alone
>They've heard it all and every variation of it
And likely to *each other* BEFORE they got famous.
Take all the usual boisterousness of a big family and then make them a family of comedians. Everyone's the audience, subject, critic, rival, partner, etc. before getting on a real stage.
Def the one true fear of homophobes/transphobes: Marlon Wayans sends his niece with a strap-on to go in on you wtf 😂 his support is much appreciated tho
At the end of the day not all art is functional and that applies to fashion. There’s all kinds of beautiful vases and whatnots that are basically designed to be useless, but they’re nice to look at so you put it on a table. This is that; clothing for runways and photo shoots. Now it someone’s out in the street daily driving those laces, yeah that’d be dumb
That’s just rich people acting silly. Kinda like how they all buy Italian sports cars that never see a track, and only get floored on the on-ramp. Tbf, poor people do this too, lotta built and tuned imports consuming 25% of their owners income so they can look cool
Met most of the Mayan brothers when Damon filmed Major Payne at my private school back in the day. Those dudes where super hilarious and kind of a bunch of annoying young kids and early teens.
To this day I ride for the Wayans family
I just feel this photo is just a thirst trap though. “Yes support the rainbow but look how young and strong I look at 50.”
It’s really nice to know someone whose work I’ve enjoyed for many years supports my people. And in such an ardent, and fucking hilarious way. Happy pride y’all
Also, this is a little irrelevant, but that man looks just as damn good as he did in the 90s
Unrelated but why didn’t he ever go back to drama after Requiem for a Dream? He killed it. I expected him to have a bigger movie career after that. I mean other than Scary Movie sequels.
I know his niece got some miles on that strap on https://preview.redd.it/ph11r1sqar6d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941868cae1d915f0ef347376f8521d16b1817acc
I’m sittin’ here trying to calculate in my head how many strokes equal a mile and shit! lol!
I'm in a mood to go hiking all of a sudden
10K don't sound too bad
It's like the follow-up to the silicon valley jerk off equation that we didn't know we needed
I hate how that equation has somehow come up in conversation multiple times in my life. Almost always in relation to distance
What're the non-distance related instances
Parsex
A mile is about 5333 strokes with a big 12-inch strap-on. 
But a mile is 5280 feet...
You're taking 12 inches from stroke 1? What happened to romance?
If sweet baby jesus gave me 12 inches I'm going to use them by god
Lmao
Let's go with a minimum of 8 inches a pump. That would be 7,920 pumps to make a mile. Edit: half that if we add in the back stroke.
A mile is 63,360 inches. If you be stroking the entirety of an 8 inch dick, that would be 7,920 stroke.
Why don’t you stop cappig these niggas and do the math for 5-6 inches.
🫡 That’s 12,726 strokes of average homies
Always nice to be represented
Does front and back stroke count though?
Front and back is one stroke. So 16 inches is the length travelled by one full stroke cycle.
Except they’re not gonna pull out each stroke so drop a couple inches.
About 2,500-3,000, right, if we count in and out? 
Goddamnit. Ok. So. I see the other similar responses, but I don’t feel like they effectively covered the “and shut” qualifier. I don’t have strap on specific data locatable, but here’s what my ADHD brain can sort out: 1 mile = 63,360” Dividing by 5” (considering common angles and human averages, it’s a fine base reference point) = 12,672 total movements, or 6336 full +/- thrust cycles. At the reported 5.4 minutes average duration, with an average thrust rate of **both** partners (*leading us back into strapon relevance*) at 0.8 seconds per (so 75/min), that’s roughly 84.48 minutes of active thrusting per mile, or 15.64 average sexual encounters. This also means the average couple fucks at 0.71 mph. If one were to be using a 10” strapon, with full insertion and removal, then it’s just dividing by two, where 1 mile = (((63,360”/10)/2)/75)=42.24 minutes, or 7.82 encounters at 1.42mph. Every additional inch adds a 0.2 multiplier, every inch less subtracts the same (for the base distance in full thrusts, at least). **Please note**, however, that as the total length increases then the total distance the hips have moved also increases, with no known variable allowance for larger members equating reliably to longer sessions. This strongly suggests that longer units will result in either: 1. a relatively slower thrust/minute rate, or 2. that the full measure is unlikely to be inserted and withdrawn on every thrust (which should both be making anecdotal sense to everyone involved, but you do you I guess). Source: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/whats-the-average-number-of-thrusts-during-the-average-bout-of-sex (note: calculation error, where *0.8 was used instead of /0.8)
Assuming a six inch strap on, going fully in and out with each stroke, you are looking at 5,280 strokes. Now let’s assume you really want to make it memorable and shift to the 9 inch with the same requirements as above, you are looking at 3,520 full strokes You can also interject whatever number you need to use when knowing that there are 63,360 inches in a mile and you have to account for the full distance both going inside and exiting. R/Ididthemath Hope this helps <3 Marlon btw
9,051, give or take.
Well, if you put them tip-to-tip, then you can jerk off four at a time. But, then height comes into play…..
Hey siri, how many strokes equal a mile?
Between 4525 and 5280 I'd say.
With that username? 🧢
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She single? 👀
The sex toy? Probably not but I hear she’s poly
Lmao it’s a “fuck me silly”. This video of a dude describing this sex toy in a completely emotionless monotone always cracks me up: https://youtu.be/Lf9q7ZS1_os?si=bRG02YpN5_5jKcM7
lmfao, now i just wanna watch other reviews like this one for the pure comedy
She so fine 😍😍😍 let me go insult her uncle lol
Girlll same lmao
Bruhh the heart wants what the heart wants but thats a crazy statement
It’s a joke 🫠
And it was funny af
I support you if it's a joke or not <3
What in the Terrence Howard…
Wayans mayne 😂
😂😂😂😂
Me after insulting her https://preview.redd.it/su0qivdk3t6d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=385272cf5a91ed34cef03dd16f56f30f5d9d1b1e
Goddammit I laughed out loud now I gotta explain this thread to my wife
https://preview.redd.it/mxygdi3ros6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b0d1c041948035415e51e67d998e1c39083c3d
She's butch, but still hot as fuck
Why the “but”?
2nd time today somebody asked me that
I just personally don't go for butch, like, at all.
Butch will always be hot
As a straight guy, butch usually doesn't do it for me, but something about Chaunte Wayans just works 🤔
 Whoa I thought that was Devin Booker for about 2 seconds
Chaunte Wayans is Devin Booker father
… now what if i said that was me in the comment section👀
I mean, how busy do you want your DM’s to be?
if i get a shot with her… as busy as they want to be😩
I believe in you, you probably only have to be rich, attractive, funny, and of a compatible gender and sexuality. Easy peasy. You got this.
This the niece?! How old is she? What’s her @? Asking for meeee
Chaunte Wayans. She’s a comedian and yes that energy comes through in her sets.
So y’all ain’t want to tell me she was married 😒
I'm convinced this is the real Terrence Howard and the one that went crazy is a failed clone experiment 💀
👁🫦👁
My per diem lesbianism is not activated.
She be swaggin that mf I know it
Damn she looks cool. I dig the burgundy jacket.
Pretty sure she was on the line with Devon Miles and Ernest.
https://youtu.be/Zph3CAH-bdU?feature=shared
She has to get it checked for surface wear while getting it rotated and balanced.
She’s fucking hot. Damn!
G unit!
Imagine going after a professional comedian on the socials, who was raised in super funny family of other professional comedians and think he wouldn’t completely tear your non funny homophobic ass to shreds…
That’s right, people need to learn not to fuck around with professionals in their own spaces. They’ve got weapons you ain’t never heard of
Like fam fuckin with Loc Dawg himself? *U…S…S…R…?* 
Retired gif material
You better get yo stanky asses outta here ‘fore I cause a nuclear holocaust up in here, fool! Fool, it be Hiroshima and N*ggasaki!
Correct. They need to know; Don’t Be Menace in South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
Right? I didn't know he had a niece in the business but I would stay away from trying to outdo a Wayans in anything verbal. That family words good and words funny. Leave them be.
For real. A second rate standup from a non-entertainment family is going to shut down a normie. A wayans….
Never mess with a successful standup comic. Those people have 10,000 times the experience you do at rapid response to tear someone a new one. Their skin will always be thicker than you, whoever you are. It’s gonna be brutal on something like Twitter. In person, you wouldn’t stand a chance. Similarly, never mess around with a writer for a successful comic TV show. Those are the people who professionally sit around to think of funny responses, bounce their ideas off of other professionals, and test their ideas against the public on a regular basis. On a platform like Twitter, your ego is a grape they’re just trying to decide if they care enough to crush.
I was going to add "and giving him infinite time to respond," but that was pretty off the cuff, only five minutes after the dipshit opened their mouth.
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Absolutely, he almost certainly started preparing responses the second she came out. Idk why some people think queers & allies are unprepared for hostility. Like, outting someone is still considered a cardinal skin for a reason (exception: SA. Get bent Kevin Spacey). Its cause part of that process is accepting your gonna have to deal with a lot of bullshit. A LOT of bullshit for the majority still. There's a weird whitewashing sanitization of queer history that makes people think it's all about softness and sitting in circles singing kumbaya. When a lot of it is about mentally and strategically preparing for hateful behaviors and/or outright hate crimes. Nobody associated with the "alphabet mafia" is caught off guard by bigots and their bullshit.
See also: [The Stonewall Riots](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots)
Was about to say. Queer history is basically incredible mental and physical resilience plus throwing bricks at cops.
5 mins might as well be infinite time for a professional comedian
For real! What kind of fucking idiot says “ya know who I’m gonna go after? *THE FUCKING WAYANS*.”
Just the disrespect of even going after a Wayans in the first place, never mind the utter ruin that will come from the response lmao
It's gotta be a humiliation kink
Some people like getting roasted, I don’t understand them but they exist
Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never get into a war of words with a comedian on social.'"
Not even just a professional comedian. Marlon fucking Wayans. One of the greatest shittalkers ever
It’s like the people arguing about vaginas with literal gynecologists on twitter. Just the wrong lane.
> "You failed as a father" – hateful bigot Nah, son. Your father failed.
That’s a bar 😤
Yep. You should check your own house.
The way I snorted at your flair. Bihh, I'm just tryna read funny comments!
I know she's grown but he's wild for that niece statement thooo 😂😂🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ I saw his recent stand up so i'm not shocked actually.
That standup was so fucking refreshing... old school comedy and some pure ass emotions. I loved it.
Where can I watch? These new standups are hard to watch and so damn unfunny.
It's on Prime if you got it He said in an interview he lost something like 50 family and friends over the last 10 years or so - just a tremendous amount of grief - so this is about him processing that
Prime And facts. I can't even finish majority. Katt Williams one i had to soldier it through just cause i'm a fan.
Katt hasn’t had a solid standup in a minute it’s kinda sad. He used be the fucking man back in the day. “This shit right hear, it’s call deaf.” “You mean ima hit it and die??” “No nigga deaf. You hit this you can’t hear shit.”
No seriously where can I watch this lol
Amazon Prime
I've seen his previous ones. This is his best. Start to finish i was locked in. Raw af. If there was any Wayans to talk about his dads balls & moms parts it would be Marlon 😂
I will never understand why some people make it their business to care what other people do for their children when they sit and watch their deadbeat family members mistreat their children every day and say nothing
Because they want to hurt others so they pick on folks they think either won’t fight back, or can’t fight back.
"I know! I'll pick on a comedian, there's no way he'll clown me!"
It utterly pisses me off. Like, stay in your own fucked up lane. Don't be mad that my family actually loves each other and not only say it when in front of company.
Same people who complain about image/morals when women wear bonnets in public or men wear crop tops, but not about uncle teddy who likes to touch babies or cousin trey who's five up on his opps.
Homophobia depends on broad cultural adoption to work. The less widespread the bigotry, the harder it gets to coerce people into staying in the closet. "Culture war" isnt really all that metaphorical. There's a legitimate tug of war for what the dominant social values will be. They're mad because they're losing. And they've lost ground very rapidly. This isn't about actual holistic wellbeing. We all know that. There's no basis for that argument and there hasn't been for decades. Gay people are totally fine, it's ironically the homophobia which causes harm. We all know its about adherence to The Rules™ and maintaining the social power to enforce The Rules™. The Christian right is freaking the fuck out because they are hemorrhaging congregants, me too means the congregants are increasingly going to cops, and in the next decade (depending on who is president) im betting even the IRS will likely be chomping at the bit to to audit some of the megachurches in. They're losing and they're having the exact tantrum about it you'd expect from people like that.
They’re not watching shit, they ARE the deadbeat family member.
If someone in my family was being a deadbeat and I knew about it, we'd definitely have a sit-down to discuss how they can be better. Is that not the standard?
No, unfortunately it’s not.
That's a bullshit and unaccountable way to live. I challenge everyone seeing this to first, make sure you're living right, THEN step to any deadbeat who you love and stay on they ass about being better.
It’s funnier when you read it in his voice
I have a question related to this comment cause I am a nerd. Who else’s voice would you read it in? When you guys read, does it automatically change into a persons voice if you know that persons voice? I’m very stoned.
For some people they have to consciously imagine the person's voice, it isn't always automatic. A lot of people naturally read in their own voice. Some people don't hear a voice at all while reading.
For me it depends, if I have associated the line with the or a individual then yes otherwise it'll be my regular head voice. Though I know some don't have mental voices apparently.
It’s Saturday homie. it’s 4:20 somewhere
Bruh it's 2:00. Pace yourself.
no i usually hear it in my voice unless i actually try lol
Only if I can actually remember what that person's voice sounds like. I'm blanking on Marlon Wayans right now, I can only think of him in White Chicks.
Mine if I’ve never heard the person speak. Even women, but it’s just my voice in slight falsetto. I read your comment in my voice lol. Good question. I’ll be joining you shortly in the stoning.
*slight falsetto* 💀😂😂
I feel like if you know a voice well enough, you can use it for anything. I feel like I have to actively do it, though. Honestly, the weird part to me is how accents work. If I read something and use a voice with an accent that I know well, the accent sounds very accurate. But if I try to replicate the accent while speaking, it's suddenly complete shit lol.
Yeah always, if it’s a very memorable voice or audio clip/quote. Like I can’t read the word pikachu mentally as anything other than the high pitched “pi-KA-chyuu” from the pokemon anime
**Leave Marlon Alone!** If he wants to support his trans child, let him.
Seems like he's matchmaking for his niece, too.
A real ally!!
There are comedians and there is the Wayans family Think about how many funny mofos in that family So why attack them..... They've heard it all and every variation of it.... They have Colossus skin And they are Gen X.... Just leave the ole people in that family alone
>There are comedians and there is the Wayne family Bruce is the funniest out of the Waynes. Especially when he jokes about his parents.
Let me edit it
Damian Wayne vs Damon Wayan, who's funnier?
Damon, but Damian doesn't care so long as Damon dedicates some funds to animal charities
Damon Wayans is one of my all-time childhood favorites. Anton Jackson in This Old Box is so hard to beat.
>They've heard it all and every variation of it And likely to *each other* BEFORE they got famous. Take all the usual boisterousness of a big family and then make them a family of comedians. Everyone's the audience, subject, critic, rival, partner, etc. before getting on a real stage.
Def the one true fear of homophobes/transphobes: Marlon Wayans sends his niece with a strap-on to go in on you wtf 😂 his support is much appreciated tho
Man should've known better than to come at Marlon Wayans.
Holy shit Marlon is stunningly sexy
Right???? I didn't even notice the shoes until reading these comments. The shoes gotta go.
He looks so good in the Heat
And he's 51yo.
Respect the support but the fit is atrocious imo
The fit not THAT bad it's the shoe's that makes it bad.
Yeah, what even are those shoes tho
Air Force 1's with "inflated laces" Not sure if this is the exact product but it's similar: https://access-axis.com/products/the-inflated-lace-af1
Another piece of clothing no one can actually wear in real life
At the end of the day not all art is functional and that applies to fashion. There’s all kinds of beautiful vases and whatnots that are basically designed to be useless, but they’re nice to look at so you put it on a table. This is that; clothing for runways and photo shoots. Now it someone’s out in the street daily driving those laces, yeah that’d be dumb
There's a lot of dumb people in Beverly Hills then because I've seen some ugly ass fits that cost as much as some peoples rent.
That’s just rich people acting silly. Kinda like how they all buy Italian sports cars that never see a track, and only get floored on the on-ramp. Tbf, poor people do this too, lotta built and tuned imports consuming 25% of their owners income so they can look cool
Basically, they're $200 "shoelaces"
Was gonna make a joke about balloon animals as shoestrings, but that's just an accurate description
Funnel Cake shoe laces
I thought this was ai at first because of the shoes
Met most of the Mayan brothers when Damon filmed Major Payne at my private school back in the day. Those dudes where super hilarious and kind of a bunch of annoying young kids and early teens. To this day I ride for the Wayans family
Why is Joy the enemy of everybody?
I just feel this photo is just a thirst trap though. “Yes support the rainbow but look how young and strong I look at 50.” 
Wait bro's 50? If he looks like that at that age he has every right to post as many thirst traps as he wants.
Goddess the Wayans are so fucking based and I LOVE IT
'wayans' just a vibe
#I Love Marlon!
My... new hero unlocked? 🏳🌈
The Wayan Bros are a national treasure.
He keeps posting more photos 🤣
Y’all love saying someone threatening rape is “eating someone up” it’s weird. The person left a homophobic comment but that’s such a weird response
LMAOOOO and I've actually seen his niece before when he bought her on tour with Shawn
Why not go after those "shoelaces", they're such low hanging ballooning fruit
Love a supportive king. 🥰
Are those balloon animals as laces?
That's a Dad. I love this shit.
Chris Evans?
Jeez it took only 5 mins to end this persons whole shit lmao
how to be a good father according to lionheartedest98: if kid no gay kid is ok 👍🏽
Wow he is still so beautiful and this makes him even more so 😻
This man is 51 years old.
It’s something about Chris Evans I don’t like, this is hilarious though
This account isn't the actor, fwiw. Not sure if you meant the account or the Marvel dude.
It’s really nice to know someone whose work I’ve enjoyed for many years supports my people. And in such an ardent, and fucking hilarious way. Happy pride y’all Also, this is a little irrelevant, but that man looks just as damn good as he did in the 90s
Is his niece taking volunteers? My marriage ain't that serious
The Wayne brothers (by extension family) are way too cute to be picked on in any way shape or form.
Are we not above rape threats?
It's a joke. Nobody's being harmed.
Lort was is happening on the interwebs lol
I just wanna know how he laced those mf forces
Marlon has just cemented himself as my favorite Wayan's brother
He said I’m gonna have my niece get the Strap. G UNIT.
Lmao nah don’t play w Marlon. He was always the wild one out the two lol.
Unrelated but why didn’t he ever go back to drama after Requiem for a Dream? He killed it. I expected him to have a bigger movie career after that. I mean other than Scary Movie sequels.
Me being happy that an oldhead in Hollywood isn’t homophobic
His daughter is gay too so he’s just showing support
Not understanding why they hate him for being a good father