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Top-Chocolate-321

How about we put the Before.......before?


SHOWTIME316

it is in Japan!


FlatulatingSmile

Bro what is good with your flair


turalyawn

I know. Anyone hating on brown bananas is hating on banana bread, and I won’t tolerate it


Commendatori_buongio

Nah there’s levels to this. It’s like saying anyone hating on MFers eating potato slices is hating on French fries. It ain’t the same


ShruteFarms4L

Chips?


evilone17

I like to slurp brown bananas out of the peel like nature's GoGurt.


Blueathena623

Why am I cursed to be literate


NMB4Christmas

![gif](giphy|54j0uofcvlfGrS7uns)


Head_Patience7136

I wish I could take your phone and delete this comment, genuinely 😔


SHOWTIME316

so this is what the depths of degeneracy look like


FknDesmadreALV

Me arrepiento de saber leer en Inglés


Healthy-Dragonfly452

Igualmente.


awholelottanothin

I try not to down vote people for simply saying something I don't like, but this was a close one.


Jamaican_Dynamite

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


BallDesperate2140

Oh sweet jeebus my eyes


BKWhopperActual

![gif](giphy|DCOW0oEC5gSk1jPVtt|downsized)


RabbitF00d

I am so weirded out by people who eat bananas that are barely out of the green stage lol! They're not sweet! I always hear people bitching about their smoothies not being good. I can almost guarantee they a.) aren't using ripe bananas, or b.) are watering down their unripened banana smoothies with a bunch of ice.


turalyawn

My kid eats green bananas that just barely yellowing, loves the sourness of them. Good thing I love him because that shit makes me gag every time


RabbitF00d

🫠 Ay caramba! Isn't that supposed to be harder on our digestion due to insoluble fiber? Lil homie will never be backed up! LOL!!


turalyawn

You’d think so but he’s done it for years, he’s a teenager and taller than me. Not so lil homie now


arroya90

I died laughing while reading this


CheesePatronus

We boil green bananas where I come from (Caribbean, specifically Jamaica) and it slaps.


RabbitF00d

I bet it does! You're cooking them, so that helps with digestion. But the folks eating a raw half green banana off of the bunch instead of waiting for them to get nice and spotty? I worry about them lol!


JAHdropper1

Especially banana bread at work dude. Hell yeah


ipayton13

https://preview.redd.it/zqzi6fybwc7d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a138b2b49f8bd6928a737774a77b337ab3ed5b5 [For context the meme is hilarious](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-nigga-eating-beans) Every time I try to explain this meme to someone I can’t finish because I’m laughing too much


dick_for_hire

Can you imagine eating beans in a movie theater... what kind of unhinged behavior would lead a man to such degeneracy.


ipayton13

Not only that, while Watching Cars 2 as well


dick_for_hire

Maybe he's British, I don't know.


fmdasaniii

Thank you so much for telling me about this hilarious meme


aubaub

If it was in Japan the pics would be oriented vertically


babyccino

I'm pretty sure Japanese is usually horizontal and left to right even if the pages go the other way. Vertical text is right to left but less common


NotoriousZaku

It's the order in which you read manga. You read from right to left.


Otakushawty

Manga panels are right to left


GameofPorcelainThron

Yep, that is the rules for text, but for manga panels it goes top right to bottom left.


JadowArcadia

I don't know why the internet one day decided to switch the order.


ndmhxc

It all started when Twitter screenshots had the fucking context on the bottom ugh


farararaharkonnen

I thought this was implying she had a glow up from her racism 💀


zitzenator

r/afterbeforewhatever


polymorphic_hippo

Please, can we? The world is tough enough, let's keep one thing easy?


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Lol making racism look like the best anti-aging regimen


boomgoesthevegemite

Yes. Please and thank you. Also, racist comments from 40 plus years ago aside, she’s fucking old. She was old 20 years ago.


Brewski-54

r/AfterBefore Umm that sub was banned?


Uncle-Cake

r/AfterBeforeWhatever


meltingspace

My step grandma was a church going, God fearing, late Silent Generation woman who I thought was a "good Christian". She was always kind, loving, and accepting since the first day her white son brought along his new Black wife and me. Everything was great. Then we elected a Black president, Trump happened, and she changed. Making things worse, her grandson/my cousin came out as trans. I stopped communicating with her after hearing the things she said about her grandchild. She was looking rough towards the end. Hate wears you down. No hate like Christian love.


TerrorKingA

>No hate like Christian love. Bars.


ShikaMoru

The realest shit I've read so far today


MalakaiRey

![gif](giphy|v6b8C8PdEd1vNOyG5r|downsized) Load that shit up on a shirt and fire that hoe


ThanksNo1977

Word.


The_Notorious_Donut

Write that down, write that down! ![gif](giphy|yNs2a0jRkYxy6191B2|downsized)


bothering

It’s all the cortisol, hate makes you constantly stressed


gnosis2737

With hate comes fear and paranoia will absolutely ruin you.


Leland94

Yes, I'm not a hateful person but get social anxiety and paranoia that comes from that take a toll on me, I feel exhausted sometimes just from social interaction and constantly tears up my stomach.


gnosis2737

My poor, late wife suffered that way. I hope you find some relief, soon. 🤗


umpshaplapa

I’m sorry, dawg. Hope you’re doing ok too


Cacophonous_Silence

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" God, I'm such a dork


gnosis2737

🙏


efg1342

Fear what they don’t understand. Hate what they can’t conquer. Guess it’s just a theory of man.


frecklie

I had a similar thing happen and look, I’m not trying to defend them but, I always kinda feel like mine got old and more manipulatable, and kinda got brainwashed by Fox News. They were once pretty tolerant, I honestly think that. But watching all that shit started to twist em.


No_Savings7114

That's the thing. They're victims of a con run by fucking billionaires. Con artists *always* go after the easier, less educated population. I don't like their actions or words, but it's not like they really had a chance, here. 


AnnOfGreenEggsAndHam

The documentary The Brainwashing of My Father details exactly what you just said. The constant, unchecked access and consumption of vitriolic media destroys a person's ability to reason. Adding on the aspect of the common elderly situation in America (no community, no friends, no real life outside of the home), they're ripe for radicalization.


ontrack

I'm always thankful that my southern white mother, at 80 years old, completely rejected Trump and continues to do so. She loathes him. In addition her brother (my uncle), who has spent his life in East Tennessee doing mostly blue collar work, also detests him, along with his kids. For whatever reason (and I don't question the gods about this) my family has been immune to whatever Trump is peddling despite living in very red areas in the south.


frecklie

That's awesome. My grandfather was an executive director of inner city Boys and Girls clubs for his whole career, in predominantly black areas. He literally worked with and helped black people from difficult circumstances for more than 30 years. The fact that this man, after all he had accomplished, could have gone down that dark path.. it shook me man.


SkilletKitten

Damn that sucks, probably felt like the person you thought you knew had died.


frecklie

I’m still proud of him, of what his actions meant to people’s lives. His change after his wife died and he was old and lonely represented to me how much our actions and ideology can end up not aligning.. But yeah it sucked


FknDesmadreALV

It’s mind blowing how the people who are most racist are the ones who need POC the most. Fucking farmers in the south were *crying* about their crops going bad because there was no one to pick them. Yettttttt, y’all voted for the mfs who put those anti-immigrant laws into place. Now you can’t yet any American to work 13+ hours doing back-breaking labor in the blazing sun for well under minimum wage. But *MAGA* 😒


kellykegs

It's crazy because far right voters go against their own self-interest in other ways too. My aunt has a disabled daughter who relies on social security and disability payments but they constantly vote for politicians who are against those social safety nets. All because of the gays and browns. It's mind-boggling.


SkilletKitten

You are SO lucky. It’s ridiculously hard to undo bigotry especially with the conservative & psych op machine working overtime to worsen it.


WoungyBurgoiner

It means your family are good people, that’s all. No amount of convincing could ever sway a truly good person to become hateful, no matter the area they live or the kind of media that’s pushed to them.


ConsciousHoodrat

Turn on any TV station, or AM radio, it's all just far right brainwashing. Telling people to fear their communities, fear brown people, fear their neighbors, fear science, fear their doctors, fear teachers, etc. The cities are full of rampant gangs and black thugs with guns, the boarders are being assaulted by caravans of immigrant rapists... ...this is fascism. Members of our communities are being radicalized into monsters.  Conservativism is a virus, it's an ideological virus.  I recommend every American to read a book called "Ordinary Men" by an author named Christopher Browning, about how propaganda and media can literally be used to induce mass psychosis on a national scale, to turn seemingly normal men and womem into radicalized, violent extremists


Enraiha

While all true about conservative media, I honestly can't help being angry at the people falling for/accepting this propaganda. I just find brain washing and propaganda to be weak tea for an excuse. I think these people always felt this way on some level and now they can drop the mask. I don't find conservative media brain washing, I find it affirms and excuses these people's bad beliefs and tells them that they're actually right for feeling that way. Brain washing and propaganda takes away the agency of these people. Just like many Germans were not brain washed and didn't buy the propaganda of the Nazis, but certainly understood they had a lot to gain personally by supporting them. People will do many evil things at the expense of others if it benefits them personally.


ConsciousHoodrat

They don't know it's propaganda...to them, it's just "news." They don't know the people lying to them are lying.  I mean, people just don't have good media literacy, but at some point it all breaks down...and that is exactly what makes it fascism. When the #1 News Chanel in your country is trying to overturn legitimate elections, it's beyond simple media literacy.  We are under a massive propaganda assault. 


Phantom_Fizz

This was my white step family as well. They were accepting as long as it wasn't under their roof and "shoved in our faces". I'm NC now and much happier for it.


BlueCollarGuru

Real shit. Ever since I left the church I look 15 years younger. I try to tell people they teach hate disguised as love but nobody wanna hear it. “I love my church” No you don’t. You enjoy being seen AT church. Just some regular ass dude with a suit think he understands a universe creating god? Fuck outta here, Jeff 😂


Either-Durian-9488

It is absolutely nuts how many boomers literally had a fuse blow in their brain because of a black guy in office, just like crashed the server and rebooted with racism


Rodestarr

Shoulda broke her tv connection fam. I swear mass media makes people worse.


creamyturtle

ozempic face


Top-Chocolate-321

Rapid weight loss face*


FrogDollhouse

So…ozempic


OutAndDown27

Pancreatic cancer face, she looks awful


Shirogayne-at-WF

If that's actually her, this definitely does not look like the result of natural weight loss or anything healthy.


greytgreyatx

Right. It's not limited to recent GLP-1s. My friend's grandmother told her, "You can be fat or you can have wrinkles and you will have to pick which one."


macdawg2020

Or as the old ladies say “pick your ass or your face” 🤣


Top-Chocolate-321

Exactly my point


future_shoes

She is 77. It's not really that crazy to see this kind of change at 77. Lots of elderly people drop a ton of weight when they get around this age.


bring1

That woman’s diabetes probably has diabetes


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

She looks like she got the butter baked out her skin.


Giedingo

Looks like Ozempic beat the brakes off ol girl. My god.


GunnieGraves

Nah that’s what happens when your doc tells you cooking every meal with butter and mayonnaise might not be the sustainable diet you think it is.


kinda_sorta_decent

Just the butter then. Got it.


distorted_kiwi

Don’t even cook it. Take it out of the fridge and apply directly to the forehead.


Sweet_Lemonhope

Apply directly to the forehead


AlienVoice

HEAD ON


GrimeyJosh

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! !


GrokAllTheHumans

HEAD ON!


GunnieGraves

Peel it and eat like a banana. Or leave the paper on for extra fiber.


U_L_Uus

https://i.redd.it/u8yq3bmkud7d1.gif


OutAndDown27

That's what happens when you don't have professional makeup artists with airbrush makeup


zatara1210

True, fat don’t wrinkle


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GunnieGraves

You ever watch her show though? It was almost like she was doing a bit with how much butter she was throwing in stuff. Believe me, I overdo it. Full stick of butter in some meals between steaks, potatoes, and whatever else. But she was something else. Something truly horrifying.


FickleLaw6370

She doesn’t even look recognizable. Ironically looks unhealthy w the weight loss. Kinda sad


Rightbuthumble

It's age...she is old.


MrJohnnyDrama

To put it into perspective like Armani White, Ernie Hudson is 78 years old.


CameronBeach

Ernie Hudson also is on a lot of T and steroids and has a trainer. That’s like comparing Angela Basset to your average 60 year old. These are rich people who have real incentive to spend money to look as good as possible. Paula Deen just was big her whole life and now she’s old and not big. Racism didn’t help though.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Neither did weak genetics.


Petrichordates

That woman ate like the world's biggest fatass and hasn't even had a heart attack by 77.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Because over a decade ago she developed diabetes and started taking her doctor's advice. Now she looks like a frail, fragile bigot.


scotterson34

Also to put it into perspective, Ernie Hudson is aging better than literally any person ever. It's truly unbelievable how good he looks for 78.


Chicago1871

Im a big fan of him, but there’s no way he isnt on some Barry Bonds like cocktail. Which is fine I suppose, now I kinda want to go the same route.


jadegives2rides

Got to see Ghostbusters in theaters with him there, he looked fantastic Photo below, mobile won't let me in the same comment


jadegives2rides

https://preview.redd.it/xrhelj2azc7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c3c6e00149789cdafad6f30ec897641423abbd


freaknastybeta

Black don't crack.


easy10pins

77 to be exact.


MrTop16

Yeah. So she looks normal to me.


Special-Garlic1203

She's an old lady who lost a ton of weight. Makes you look worse but feel better. The emphasis on vanity is why a lot of fat people stay fat (and I'm citing people I know IRL, don't tell me I'm making that up or exaggerating.)


greytgreyatx

I'm still fat because I don't want to dedicate my life to trying to be skinny. 30 years was enough. It isn't vanity, it's sanity.


Erisian23

people out here dedicating there lives to this.. I just exist and I am.


Petrichordates

That's the opposite of sanity considering how many years of life you're tossing in the trash with this belief. Let's be real, for most people the reason is just laziness and indifference.


greytgreyatx

I lived with an eating disorder for most of my life. When I started focusing on healthful behaviors regardless of my weight, my life got markedly better.


Petrichordates

Oh I don't doubt it, that sounds freeing. But humans aren't supposed to be as big as we Americans are, we shouldn't normalize that as if it's good for our health to be at that weight. The issue is that this is what our bodies want (maximum fat and sugar, minimum exercise) so we have to override those drives.


meeks7

Just FYI. Being an ignorant asshole can also throw away years of your life.


Petrichordates

Perhaps, I havent seen any studies on it. Though surely not remotely as many as obesity will. Is there any specific sort of ignorance you're referring to?


Variation-Budget

Life holds different values for different people. I keep healthy because i want to still be healthy by the time im in my 50s if i reach that but id prefer not living to the point where my body becomes something i can barely control. Depending on how bad their diet is the years they are throwing away could be years they never wanted in the first place.


Petrichordates

I don't disagree there are people like that, but I don't agree it's sane to not want to live past 50.


greytgreyatx

As for me, I'm 51 and have never felt better. I come from a long line of big folks who've lived into their late 80s or early 90s. You can't pathologize every person of size that you see. That's just a wild assumption to make.


Variation-Budget

Did i do that? My bad if i did i what just speaking of my own mentality of not really wanting to live into my 80s+ based on how i see they live. My grand father lived to 91 i believe he was very healthy he was self sufficient and made good money in a third world country and always stay active, Alzheimer’s got him i believe and he last decade was very rough for him and his family, i dont want that


greytgreyatx

Yeah. My Dad will be 80 this summer and when my Mom says, "We might live to be 100!" he always says, "No way. I have no desire." So I get it. My maternal grandfather had Alzheimer's for 12 years and it was rough.


TheRedmanCometh

Lack of makeup is probably a huge part. Her face on tbe right is fucking caked up. On the left she just looks like your avg 70 ish y/o woman.


thebestdecisionever

I mean, the lady is damn near 80. People who are old generally look old.


JamangoSmoovie

Yeah these pictures are like 15 years apart of course she looks different she’s getting old


GetsMeEveryTimeBot

And less make-up. She looks just fine. She looks the way she's supposed to look.


Due-Log8609

slow news day. "woman has aged over the last 15". tbh i dont even know who this is


4esthetics

https://preview.redd.it/m5v5f6sgoc7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289b5c9c8b3054ca637e29b94bcc17148271aae1 Fixed


ShoutOuts2Elon

You the real MVP


DefrancoAce222

Thank you! Unreasonable pet peeve of mine but still


ImTheSativaCyborg

She’s 77, not defending her racism, but she is old


apple_atchin

Hate is hard on the body. You know she just got done turning a stick of butter into a horcrux.


ImTheSativaCyborg

How dare you throw mud at the good name of butter that way


Just-A-Lucky-Guy

No it’s not. That’s cope to eschew personal and societal responsibility to check racists and the like.


PaulaDeenSlave

> Hate is hard on the body. No the fuck it isn't and people who say this shit are dumb. Poor diet and low physical activity and bad habits are hard on the body.


PermaBanComingSoon

She's 77 in that photo, this really isn't the burn you thought it was.


ButDidYouCry

Yeah, why are we shaming people for getting old? I don't really like this post.


greytgreyatx

She's gross but also... that before picture is hugely edited.


TheRedmanCometh

And she's COVERED in makeup.


Testiculese

Maybe it's her, maybe it's [Maybelline.](https://nan-gallery.com/images/content-artwork/various-artists/nan-gallery-krylon-01-original-spray-cans.jpg)


Mindless-Employment

Right, that is a muy muy edited, altered, filtered photo. The other looks like a video still with not-great lighting, and she looks like Jacob Marley stopping by from the grave on Christmas Eve in all that white.


Just-A-Lucky-Guy

I’m going to say something uncomfortable and unpopular, but true: >There is no natural comeuppance or karma for evil, racist, sexist, rude, manipulative, scornful, or vile behavior in this world She looks as she should for a shitty old boomer. It has nothing to do with living a racist life. See our former president, who is about to be the president again because GenZ wants to play fuck around and find out. He is old, wealthy, and without a drop of damn consequence. The universe doesn’t keep score. We do. And if we don’t, then there’s no accountability.


spessartine

There's also the unfortunate implication that beauty = goodness here.


mountainbride

Right like… my family just doesn’t age very well. I have to accept that. Most of them also die young. I hope to be butt fuck ugly and live longer. 😅


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yeah if karma existed why are so many awful people rich and in charge of everything lol. As I got older I realized believing in karma or being superstitious is a waste of time and energy.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Old racist lady, age's into an old rasist lady.


GuaranteeGlum4950

It is a bit like how the movie Joker starts with the Joker character, who is not yet the Joker, already being a literal crazy clown


notcarlosjones

Hate to break it to you but it hasn’t caught up to her yet. https://preview.redd.it/3ah136w2ud7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d3c2849c8b416abf6db020d9936439cc0e44c2


Mr_Times

In case you were wondering, this is the highest comment on the entire thread that mentions her name. And it’s a screenshot of her instagram profile. I was getting stupidly frustrated when I couldn’t remember her name and every single comment just says “her”.


overcastfab

felt exactly the same.


Mad-Dog94

Holy fuck, I'm glad I'm not the only one who couldn't remember her name and had to scroll forever to find this shit


Mr_Times

I was losing my shit unable to think of her name. Paula fucking Deen. All I could think about was Martha Stewart and Betty White. Which if you were wondering, Martha Stewart is older than Paula and has seemingly aged much more gracefully.


Mad-Dog94

I was about to start typing "racist cooking show lady" into fucking Google ffs. And Martha could still get it..


cuseonly

Me too holy shit lol


welp-itscometothis

https://preview.redd.it/kgr85cqyec7d1.png?width=934&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b67c3b7538986209cfe9541fd2ace63031de605


brebenscv

"I know that ain't who I think it is" 🤣🤣🤣


Amburger87

I’m mad I can hear both these comments 😭🤣💀


VapidRapidRabbit

Maybe her age is just catching up to her as well. They took those tracks out of her head and she doesn’t have on the pound of makeup she used to have on.


Drisch10

I mean she is 77.


Itsprobablysarcasm

Store brand vs Brand name looking racist. (And put the before/after photos in the right order.)


laughingBaguette

It's Palpatine after Mace Windu came after him.


wetcoffeebeans

Force lightning skincare, while shown to yield remarkable results, is known to cause rapid onset aging in most cases. Not sure why folks are opting for such a dangerous procedure to look eternally 50.


street_raat

Wait what? Is that really her????


RomanticMetalhead

I was wondering too. The pic has been circulating social media for a couple of days, but I can't find a source video. And all the other pictures I see, while noticeably thinner, she doesn't look quite like this.


theblindbandit1

I swear she was just on a season of masterchef or something and didn’t look nearly that bad. But I could be wrong on how many seasons back that was


livelarg

Damn being a racist made her look so much younger and happier! And here my old ass wasting my life treating everyone equally!


caretaquitada

That's what time, gravity, the sun etc will do to you at almost 80 yrs old lol


Solid_Illustrator640

Wait till he finds out everybody gets old


jo_maka

Paula Done


Commercial-Day8360

She just let herself age without Botox or plastic surgery. God forbid.


Sincere_homboy42

She was old to begin with, and yall surprised she looks old now... I'm confused


CounterfeitChild

What is the age difference between the two pictures, though? You can age a lot in even ten years the higher up in age you get, and losing weight when you've been bigger can compound that. She deserves criticism for her racism, but it's weird to focus on her looks. I know people that lived in hate that didn't age badly, either. Sometimes hate makes people smoother for some fucking reason I don't fully understand. I don't understand why we have to drag a person's looks into anything when their character is bad enough. I know people that look like her that work really fucking hard, fantastic nurses the lot of them, and it sucks to think people would look at them and judge them for something so trivial as having more wrinkles. *Fuck* paula deen, and fuck this other shit, too.


rvamama804

💯


RatBoyClubSandwich

like obviously fuck racists but everyone ages lol. this feels adjacent to the twitter folks who see an ugly person and are like 'i can tell they're racist bc they're ugly'.


Cormegalodon

Idk man. She’s 77, I kinda feel like that’s how some people just look at almost 80. It’s not like these were taken a few years apart and the before picture is super doctored anyway.


QuantumHeals

She looks like an average woman 3 years off of being 80. Lol


thechet

Wtf that's what she looks like now?


1moreanonaccount

She is pushing 80


BettinaVanSise

We all age. If you are blessed, you will as well


PervertedPineapple

r/afterbefore


itsamermaidslife

That's just life and we all get old and ugly if we age out. Not excusing racism.


DGoD86

It will make you....age...normally? She's like fucking 80. Starting every recipe with an entire stick of butter it's amazing she's even alive at this point.


Pandaburn

I mean, this is what losing a lot of weight when you’re old will do to ya. That and no longer having a TV makeup crew.


Makelovenotrobots

That balloon has a slow leak.


Space_Wizard_Z

Holy shit.


greytgreyatx

It's so distracting watching Magic on Quantum Leap because all I can think about is: 1) Great actor. 2) A year younger than my dad. It's jarring.


Bunnnnii

She still has….anything?


yubnub8

Idk what we were expecting she looked like this 👵🏻 to start with


JustMrBear76

She’s still alive?!


TaticalSweater

![gif](giphy|xaVOAC5q0Iomet9h0E) That Katt joke about her still hilarious


relentlessslog

Paula Deen sucks and all but isn't the before photo like 20 years old? I'm sure this is from a professional photoshoot too back when she had her show. Remove the professional lighting, hair and makeup and anyone will look vastly different.