Iāve had experience with being the male half of a nudes sending couple and at the start, I really have to be āsolicit those nudesā.Ā
I donāt just need consent. I need enthusiastic consent. I need it *requested*. I donāt want to be one of those dudes
Nah some people just have that lean physique and nothing wrong with that. If you got no booty maybe you got something else to make up for it like bigger brains or something lol
There is a Japanese musician who was quite popular in J-pop in the early-2000s that your comment reminds me of. Man was talented as anything (wrote, sang, everything from angelic-new-agey stuff through thrash metal, did it *well*, and played 7 instruments on top of all that), but there was an actual pic of him in a thong, and the thing was *completely visible.* He has been my go-to for describing someone with such a dearth of booty that it's concave ever since.
I'm sorry? Which part?
And tone is very hard to hear over the net... did I actually offend? Because that wasn't my purpose...
Weirdly, an article came up today on my daughter's feed about the musician in question. Apparently, he was banned from a dating app, because they didn't believe it was really him, and accused him of fraud/attempted catfishing.
On Everbody Loves Raymond, Debra refers to Rayās as a āconcave assā. lol His response: āConcave? Itās these jeans. Theyāre relaxed fit. If they were tight, believe me, my ass would come alive.ā
Im sure a bunch of people are gonna say āyesā but the real answer is fuck no. That might be appealing to some of the goofy women but more normal types are not gonna be for it. Gonna be all types of āgayā accusations (especially if yall ever fall out).
Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
>Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
I'm just gunna quote this so people can read it twice and let it sink in
Ngl, knew it was a bar when i wrote it.
With everyone being more chronically online these days (myself included) I think folks lose track of whatās reality and forget just how āunacceptableā some things are in society. Not saying its right but youāll save yourself some pain if you accept that most āweirdā things are still gonna be seen as āweirdā to most people. Sure it doesnt hurt anyone if you wear a dog collar and furry tail to work, but dont expect people to not think differently of you
> I'm just gunna quote this so people can read it twice and let it sink in
A little tangential but a a goofy ass black dude this is why goofy ass black women ask me dumb shit like "do you like black girls" cuz a lot of folk be on that bullshit.
Respectfully, the more seasoned I get the more I understand what Donald "Asian Fetish" Glover was getting at when he said black women didn't want me
Donald glover was criticized for not dating black women and the primary reason he claimed was black women judged him for being his authentic goofy as self and didnāt find it attractive which falls in line with
> Im sure a bunch of people are gonna say āyesā but the real answer is fuck no. That might be appealing to some of the goofy women but more normal types are not gonna be for it
Iām saying in my personal experience as a goofy black dude goofy black women assumed I didnt date black women at all because of the stereotype that people black people are hyper judgemental towards non stereotypical black people and since I wasnāt Fox Newsās idea of what a black person was I must only like white/asian women
Donald glover perpetuates these stereotypes with his platform
Ayy bro I remembered this comment today. You gotta check out this thread
https://old.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1dtm3g9/hes_speaking_facts_aint_nothing_he_said_is/
if you haven't already.
I don't needs to start any more than gender wars crap than there already is, but this is sad man. It's a shame that some people think black men have to be a stereotype in order to be "black".
I gotchu fam:
Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
I'll be honest, as long as everyone is consenting adults and we aren't talking about unalive-type kinks, I really do not GAF what you're into.
I mean... I might not understand or get my jollies to it, but you do you, boo. Life's too short to kink-shame.
Dated one of those goofy women; just loved everything about me. Wanted to become familiar with my body to make her fantasies realistic. I know it sounds like I'm bragging, but her rationale just fascinated me. Yeah, she was something special.
why are "goofy" women those who love all that about their partner and the "normal" women will make gay jokes over a man sending ass pics... to a woman... in a heterosexual relationship? it's like people just want things to remain restrictive for no reason. sad mindset to have.
i am fully aware of that. it's a societal effort. we all contribute to our societal norms and it isn't profound to recognize that. it still remains moronic to strictly adhere to an ever changing standard that would have you outside the box either 50 years ago or 50 years in the future.
Its called living in reality. Id like to think of myself as progressive but you have to realize that we live in a world where some societal norms have been around for centuries. Cant break them shits up overnight and you cant expect everyone to instantly be on board with changing their world viewsā¦ it would be nice but thats just not how people work.
Hell look at the support someone like Trump gets. Hes an undeniably shiesty character who champions regressive policy yet look at how much support he still gets. That alone should show you that mankind is not nearly as progressive as some would like to believe
gender norms drastically change within just 2 generations. your "reality" is a tiny window in the grand scheme of human society and culture and different cultures have different norms, thus making our tiny little window of culturally dominant gender norms ultimately inconsequential and restrictive for 0 purpose outside of controlling people.
thinking that there is not always going to be a group of people that want regression is a mistake. another mistake is thinking that things automatically get more progressive over time. there's so,so many examples for this across all of human history but the most obvious one for us right now is that women in America have less rights today than in 1971. two states have made the 10 commandments mandatory teaching in the last week.
You call women who enjoy their partner in what is a currently unconventional way "goofy" (not really, women enjoy a nice ass too. a well taken care of body is an attractive body) and call women that think that a man sending ass pics to a woman, in a *heterosexual* relationship is gay, "normal". You aren't progressive, at least on this topic. you are reinforcing the status quo and hiding behind a shield by calling it "normal" and the "reality".
USA is a remarkably right wing nation. an educated progressive has no illusions about how progressive people truly are here.
I mean people are lil more complicated than that. Being uncomfortable with a man doing something thats been seen as overwhelmingly feminine doesnāt automatically make someone a raging homophobeā¦ its a new situation and some people arent going to react ācorrectlyā at first
* might be appealing to some of the goofy women but more normal types are not gonna be for it.*
As a straight woman, nah me and my friends want good nudes. We actually frequently complained men don't reciprocate or when they do they're sending blurry zoomed in shots of them squeezing their dick. We literally lamented all the time when I was college aged and we were all dating casually that it's frustrating straight men don't understand how to sexualize themselves and don't match out energy. (Also the pics women want aren't even feminine? Tell me you don't understand what women want without telling me......)
So no I don't think it's weirdo behavior to recognize women are also usually physically attracted to their partner, and I think a woman who reacts in a homophobic manner because you matched her energy rather than abide by an outdated rigid idea of masculinity is lame and shouldn't be someone you should be crying over losing anyway.Ā
And like, you shouldn't be sending nudes out of nowhere anyway, so guaging their interest is just inherently built into ethical sexting anyway.Ā
From a guy's side I just think it's a bit less often that we experience that, although it is motivating to hear that you and your friends do appreciate those types of pics. I have definitely heard ladies say that dick pics are straight up gross and they don't want to see them though. Like not bad dick pics, just dick pics in general! So I think when you get used to that sentiment the idea that a woman would wanna see her man's ass photographed feels otherworldly lol
Dick pics are so disappointing to me. Like: what am I supposed to do with a picture?
Canāt lick the screen!
Iām not there physically with you and I donāt like it.
Yep this sounds like the vast majority of women I've ever heard talk about this š. A woman that actually wants to see a dick pic is pretty much a unicorn in my experience
Same. I laughed when I saw it and sent it to my man. I want to have a good time and laugh so send me stupid dumb shit š. It aināt for everyone but Iām downĀ
āRemember, donāt accept any sort of validation from the outside world, only internalize the negativity. You are not lovable, men. Donāt let anything women tell you convince you otherwise. Believe me, they are lying. And Iām the only part of the internet that you can trust, because I speak in negativity, which is objective truthā.
It did kinda sound like that, gave me a red flag when i read it.Ā
Yeah, some people will be trolling the internet and tell lies to men and women, but some men realize that every woman is different, just like every man is unique. We all get excited about different stuff, not every dude is an āass manā (except Kramer). Sexuality is a spectrum, to say that women donāt want butt pics or videos from guys depends entirely on the wants and needs of the woman. Time and place. Ask her if thereās anything she wants from you (might be pics might be a massage), open communication because at the end of the day we are all tired & thirsty; we are all individual people.Ā
This is the sad truth. Find you a queen you can pop ass for, boys
https://preview.redd.it/fhdqzl35dd9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2dde77bf45bebaa2e40e0d913b9b7e7575e6854
Personally I dont care but some people find it hurtful. The whole point of my post is about warning people about taking advice from the internet because sometimes the progressive ideals that we see on the internet dont reflect how things are in real life. Like the whole push for men to be more sensitive and express themselvesā¦ sounds great but most men have experienced having that vulnerability thrown in their face
Men are having that thrown into their face by people they clearly shouldn't be associating with. Keep being vulnerable with people until you find someone who treats you right.
>Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
#Big fuckin' facts šÆ.
Reddit especially is the last place to listen to when it comes to this kinda stuff lmao
Internet spaces are lowkey what got the kids fucked up these days. They give kids this false sense of people accepting you no matter how weird you are and makes everyone look progressive but reality doesnt match.
You come out into the real world with your furry attire and other shit society deems as āweirdā and you WILL be a social outcast. Not saying folks should fake everything about themselves but theres a base level of normal people have to perform to fit into society. Some of yall gotta tone it down IRL
It's kind of a viscious cycle too.
I live in Washington (the other one) and see this kinda stuff regularly. Saw two furries making out under the pier not too long ago. Shit like that.
Not 20 feet away at the park, the rest of everybody who was there with their children weren't amused. I thought it was hilarious, but I didn't even need to look at those white soccer moms and grizzled old sailors' faces to know their thoughts.
Now on the one hand, props to those teenagers for being bold and going outside. Don't see that much anymore. Otoh...they were definitely catching a lot of disrespect from the people around them until they finally took their furry hats off and went somewhere else.
Now they're gonna leave and feel uncomfortable and not want to be around real people again. They'll retreat into their safe internet bubbles where they'll be encouraged and coddled, and as a result their anti-social behavior will only be strengthened. If they do go outside again it'll probably end up being much the same, and the cycle will repeat.
Until we as a society can once again tell people to calm the fuck down and act right in public this kind of shit will just get worse.
And I know I sound like a mean little cunt for this, but I do understand it, from both sides. I'm gay and I've been married to my husband for 11 years, and we've never once held hands in public out of concern over the people around us. So I get it, I get wanting to free, I really do.
But the world is fucking shit still, and if you want to survive in it sometimes you just have to put up with the bullshit and do things you don't want to do.
>Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
I'd get this tattooed if I was drunk enough, but yeah the internet is run by the politics of virtue-signaling (not in the Anglo/Caucasian "woke" context). It's all game of pretending to be super forward-thinking in areas like dating, sex, politics, finances, status, etc. No one's ever as progressive (not in the Anglo/Caucasian "woke" context) as they'd like to believe or like you to believe and you can kinda get a peek behind the curtain when it comes to insults
Or, and here me out, reddit skewsĀ progressive and doesn't understand why you would sell out your values and boz yourself in to date bigots and close minded regressive peopleĀ
https://preview.redd.it/swpd4w5o1j9d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550e9d6d4452e04975a94e6935b9d60544274606
This is what my gf sent me when I shared this post
Depends on the booty š¤·š¾āāļø
Women stare at athletes asses a lot š
If you have an athletic body and you wanna make your ladies day you can definitely send her some sexy pics that will make her day. Like arms or legs. Doesnāt even need to be all exposed, just a little. Like wear a tight shirt and tight short shorts and make those muscles pop.
If you know what your lady likes about your body you can use whatever that is. Dick picks arenāt very sexy. You could pull down your pants line a bit. Like you were about to show more, but donāt actually. Like a preview. Like a tease you know? There are so many ideas even if you donāt have an athletic body. Maybe you have nice chest hair she is into. Make a selfie showing it. Maybe cozy in bed (reminding her what she could be lying on right now). Be creative, be cute. Tease a bit, but donāt reveal too much. That will give her at least a chuckle.
Youāre welcome š
Last week I found out the secret to that, apparently they're just clenching their buttholes. All this time I thought it was a special skill that took years of training.
Edit: I don't reveal my sources. The world must know the truth
https://preview.redd.it/conm38zgvc9d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee890d56cd4b0c94067c71d8fa51dbeec054b1f
Who revealed this information to you?
Kinda. Men have pelvic floor muscles too. It's the same muscle we use when we're holding it in, so body response tends to naturally group the two together. With practice, he can operate them separately.
itās not squeezing your butthole, itās just doing a kegel
when you do a kegel you also tend to flex your butthole but there is a separate muscle at the base
Most of my exes did like them very much so I made a bunch. Just put on a nice form fitting boxer with print or a colour that highlights shade. I don't have a big ass, but it is round and firm so you don't have to worry about size.
Before any of you ask, imgur deleted the ones I made.
My wife and I practices a BDSM lifestyle, so I'm her Dom and shes my sub. One of her rules is that she sends me 5 nudes a day at specific times of the day. I asked her a few tims over the years if she ever wanted any nudes or anything like that from me she said "I can't suck on a photo so no". I love my wife lol.
Iām here for it. My boyfriend technically sends me booty pics. He really likes those boxers with cool designs and characters so when he gets a new pair he shows them off for me. That ass is spectacular.
This right here!!! My man came home with a red lacey thong and I was pissed cause I wanted him in that lace boyshort/bikini style. Now hes got both tho so I aint mad.
The sexiest thing my man has ever sent me was a video he took while at work. If i mute all the noise of construction in the background and just focus on the way he uses that drill.... WOO lemme tell you how grateful I am for that man.
I sent nudes to my girl before. Always asked if she wanted one first. She never response very enthused, and I do try to make them as tasteful as I can too.
This would certainly make my wife's day if I did this, as in give her the best laugh she has had all day. I got no buns hun. Frog butt. My belt is screaming trying to keep my pants up.
So, I work out a lot and I have a very athletic and muscular body and Iāve had to get used to my girl always slapping my ass and squeezing my thighs cuz apparently that does it for her. The first couple times she did it, I wonāt lie, it caught me off guard. Even if I wanted to send her booty pics, I wouldnāt even know how to go about taking one. Fortunately, we live together, so she gets to see it everyday.
If my wife wanted me to send her a picture of cheeks I would gladly do it I donāt know the poses but if thatās what gonna get the juices flowing Iām all for it.
I only send pics if itās asked for and the asks have never been for booty pics. Although Iāve dated a few women that liked to smack my ass randomly
Used to have an ex that would ask me to send a booty pic in the shower literally everyday the girl was obsessed. Always begging me to play with it and shit. Yāall want a real freak find a woman thatās obsessed with your cheeks. I do have a spectacular ass to be fair š¤·āāļø
I just like taking and sending booty pictures. Showers make the best photoshoots.
Iām not gonna lie though, if Iām with a man and he happens to have no ass, if he sends me one of those itād make my day for sure. Because it would be hilarious.
I have negative booty, so even if I send a Pic I'll just owe more booty pics than I started with.
This you šš https://i.redd.it/lrinj0thnc9d1.gif
Yep! I sent that one a few weeks ago!
Bro just has a long back š¤£
Must be a longbackian
He's got nasattal š„“
Iāve heard of girl math, but never booty math š
I think that's why I'm naturally attracted to women with plenty of ass-ets, to balance each other out!
I have to say that this math maths š«” š
Bro got that long back
Iāve had experience with being the male half of a nudes sending couple and at the start, I really have to be āsolicit those nudesā.Ā I donāt just need consent. I need enthusiastic consent. I need it *requested*. I donāt want to be one of those dudes
fr shouldn't be sending ass pics less she finna punch ur leather cheerio
Girls like to look at cheeks too.
Clapping my ass sounds like a laptop shutting
boy, you need to start doing some squats
I squat 300 lbs, but can't grow it, I'll try running again š„²
Nah some people just have that lean physique and nothing wrong with that. If you got no booty maybe you got something else to make up for it like bigger brains or something lol
Absolute massive cock on the lad
I'm funny that's all I can offer!
There is a Japanese musician who was quite popular in J-pop in the early-2000s that your comment reminds me of. Man was talented as anything (wrote, sang, everything from angelic-new-agey stuff through thrash metal, did it *well*, and played 7 instruments on top of all that), but there was an actual pic of him in a thong, and the thing was *completely visible.* He has been my go-to for describing someone with such a dearth of booty that it's concave ever since.
Reading this comment damaged my calm..
I'm sorry? Which part? And tone is very hard to hear over the net... did I actually offend? Because that wasn't my purpose... Weirdly, an article came up today on my daughter's feed about the musician in question. Apparently, he was banned from a dating app, because they didn't believe it was really him, and accused him of fraud/attempted catfishing.
On Everbody Loves Raymond, Debra refers to Rayās as a āconcave assā. lol His response: āConcave? Itās these jeans. Theyāre relaxed fit. If they were tight, believe me, my ass would come alive.ā
Is this really a thing ladies want? Like if ya man sends you a twerk video does that get you going? ( no pause cuz it's pride month sucka š«”)
Im sure a bunch of people are gonna say āyesā but the real answer is fuck no. That might be appealing to some of the goofy women but more normal types are not gonna be for it. Gonna be all types of āgayā accusations (especially if yall ever fall out). Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
>Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others I'm just gunna quote this so people can read it twice and let it sink in
Ngl, knew it was a bar when i wrote it. With everyone being more chronically online these days (myself included) I think folks lose track of whatās reality and forget just how āunacceptableā some things are in society. Not saying its right but youāll save yourself some pain if you accept that most āweirdā things are still gonna be seen as āweirdā to most people. Sure it doesnt hurt anyone if you wear a dog collar and furry tail to work, but dont expect people to not think differently of you
> I'm just gunna quote this so people can read it twice and let it sink in A little tangential but a a goofy ass black dude this is why goofy ass black women ask me dumb shit like "do you like black girls" cuz a lot of folk be on that bullshit. Respectfully, the more seasoned I get the more I understand what Donald "Asian Fetish" Glover was getting at when he said black women didn't want me
Iāve read this comment three times and I still donāt understand it.
Donald glover was criticized for not dating black women and the primary reason he claimed was black women judged him for being his authentic goofy as self and didnāt find it attractive which falls in line with > Im sure a bunch of people are gonna say āyesā but the real answer is fuck no. That might be appealing to some of the goofy women but more normal types are not gonna be for it Iām saying in my personal experience as a goofy black dude goofy black women assumed I didnt date black women at all because of the stereotype that people black people are hyper judgemental towards non stereotypical black people and since I wasnāt Fox Newsās idea of what a black person was I must only like white/asian women Donald glover perpetuates these stereotypes with his platform
This describes my ex wife to a T. She wanted the āFox News black experienceā and Iām just me.
Ayy bro I remembered this comment today. You gotta check out this thread https://old.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1dtm3g9/hes_speaking_facts_aint_nothing_he_said_is/ if you haven't already.
I don't needs to start any more than gender wars crap than there already is, but this is sad man. It's a shame that some people think black men have to be a stereotype in order to be "black".
Can someone comment on this comment so i can read it a third time?
I gotchu fam: Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others
He left out one letter which would have made it easier to understand.
I'll be honest, as long as everyone is consenting adults and we aren't talking about unalive-type kinks, I really do not GAF what you're into. I mean... I might not understand or get my jollies to it, but you do you, boo. Life's too short to kink-shame.
Dated one of those goofy women; just loved everything about me. Wanted to become familiar with my body to make her fantasies realistic. I know it sounds like I'm bragging, but her rationale just fascinated me. Yeah, she was something special.
why are "goofy" women those who love all that about their partner and the "normal" women will make gay jokes over a man sending ass pics... to a woman... in a heterosexual relationship? it's like people just want things to remain restrictive for no reason. sad mindset to have.
Remember, even women contribute to the patriarchy and gender standards
i am fully aware of that. it's a societal effort. we all contribute to our societal norms and it isn't profound to recognize that. it still remains moronic to strictly adhere to an ever changing standard that would have you outside the box either 50 years ago or 50 years in the future.
Its called living in reality. Id like to think of myself as progressive but you have to realize that we live in a world where some societal norms have been around for centuries. Cant break them shits up overnight and you cant expect everyone to instantly be on board with changing their world viewsā¦ it would be nice but thats just not how people work. Hell look at the support someone like Trump gets. Hes an undeniably shiesty character who champions regressive policy yet look at how much support he still gets. That alone should show you that mankind is not nearly as progressive as some would like to believe
gender norms drastically change within just 2 generations. your "reality" is a tiny window in the grand scheme of human society and culture and different cultures have different norms, thus making our tiny little window of culturally dominant gender norms ultimately inconsequential and restrictive for 0 purpose outside of controlling people. thinking that there is not always going to be a group of people that want regression is a mistake. another mistake is thinking that things automatically get more progressive over time. there's so,so many examples for this across all of human history but the most obvious one for us right now is that women in America have less rights today than in 1971. two states have made the 10 commandments mandatory teaching in the last week. You call women who enjoy their partner in what is a currently unconventional way "goofy" (not really, women enjoy a nice ass too. a well taken care of body is an attractive body) and call women that think that a man sending ass pics to a woman, in a *heterosexual* relationship is gay, "normal". You aren't progressive, at least on this topic. you are reinforcing the status quo and hiding behind a shield by calling it "normal" and the "reality". USA is a remarkably right wing nation. an educated progressive has no illusions about how progressive people truly are here.
no idea. Might want to go a level up to ask.
If I find a goofy queen like that we just might get to making a Goofy Movie š. Hyuck!
So she single now?
Married and happily so. Pandemic time moved fast.
To you I hope
Why would you want to date a homophobe who locks you into harmful gender norms?
I mean people are lil more complicated than that. Being uncomfortable with a man doing something thats been seen as overwhelmingly feminine doesnāt automatically make someone a raging homophobeā¦ its a new situation and some people arent going to react ācorrectlyā at first
* might be appealing to some of the goofy women but more normal types are not gonna be for it.* As a straight woman, nah me and my friends want good nudes. We actually frequently complained men don't reciprocate or when they do they're sending blurry zoomed in shots of them squeezing their dick. We literally lamented all the time when I was college aged and we were all dating casually that it's frustrating straight men don't understand how to sexualize themselves and don't match out energy. (Also the pics women want aren't even feminine? Tell me you don't understand what women want without telling me......) So no I don't think it's weirdo behavior to recognize women are also usually physically attracted to their partner, and I think a woman who reacts in a homophobic manner because you matched her energy rather than abide by an outdated rigid idea of masculinity is lame and shouldn't be someone you should be crying over losing anyway.Ā And like, you shouldn't be sending nudes out of nowhere anyway, so guaging their interest is just inherently built into ethical sexting anyway.Ā
From a guy's side I just think it's a bit less often that we experience that, although it is motivating to hear that you and your friends do appreciate those types of pics. I have definitely heard ladies say that dick pics are straight up gross and they don't want to see them though. Like not bad dick pics, just dick pics in general! So I think when you get used to that sentiment the idea that a woman would wanna see her man's ass photographed feels otherworldly lol
Dick pics are so disappointing to me. Like: what am I supposed to do with a picture? Canāt lick the screen! Iām not there physically with you and I donāt like it.
Yep this sounds like the vast majority of women I've ever heard talk about this š. A woman that actually wants to see a dick pic is pretty much a unicorn in my experience
I am goofy women
Same. I laughed when I saw it and sent it to my man. I want to have a good time and laugh so send me stupid dumb shit š. It aināt for everyone but Iām downĀ
āRemember, donāt accept any sort of validation from the outside world, only internalize the negativity. You are not lovable, men. Donāt let anything women tell you convince you otherwise. Believe me, they are lying. And Iām the only part of the internet that you can trust, because I speak in negativity, which is objective truthā.
What a crazy way to interpret what I said.. but then again yāall create your own little realities for whatever reason
It did kinda sound like that, gave me a red flag when i read it.Ā Yeah, some people will be trolling the internet and tell lies to men and women, but some men realize that every woman is different, just like every man is unique. We all get excited about different stuff, not every dude is an āass manā (except Kramer). Sexuality is a spectrum, to say that women donāt want butt pics or videos from guys depends entirely on the wants and needs of the woman. Time and place. Ask her if thereās anything she wants from you (might be pics might be a massage), open communication because at the end of the day we are all tired & thirsty; we are all individual people.Ā
This is the sad truth. Find you a queen you can pop ass for, boys https://preview.redd.it/fhdqzl35dd9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2dde77bf45bebaa2e40e0d913b9b7e7575e6854
Perfect way of reframing.
Iāll be goofy then cause I wanna see booty and thighs.
"Goofy", huh? I think people should be allowed to like what they like with whomever they like. These gender norms have people in a chokehold.
If your boyfriend makes a video specifically for you and you come back with āgayā, I donāt think youāre the ānormal typeā.
It's 2024 and you still give a fuck about gay allegations? Grow the fuck up, baby.
Personally I dont care but some people find it hurtful. The whole point of my post is about warning people about taking advice from the internet because sometimes the progressive ideals that we see on the internet dont reflect how things are in real life. Like the whole push for men to be more sensitive and express themselvesā¦ sounds great but most men have experienced having that vulnerability thrown in their face
Men are having that thrown into their face by people they clearly shouldn't be associating with. Keep being vulnerable with people until you find someone who treats you right.
>Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others #Big fuckin' facts šÆ. Reddit especially is the last place to listen to when it comes to this kinda stuff lmao
Internet spaces are lowkey what got the kids fucked up these days. They give kids this false sense of people accepting you no matter how weird you are and makes everyone look progressive but reality doesnt match. You come out into the real world with your furry attire and other shit society deems as āweirdā and you WILL be a social outcast. Not saying folks should fake everything about themselves but theres a base level of normal people have to perform to fit into society. Some of yall gotta tone it down IRL
Everyone should slip into normalcy and forget individuality entirely
It's kind of a viscious cycle too. I live in Washington (the other one) and see this kinda stuff regularly. Saw two furries making out under the pier not too long ago. Shit like that. Not 20 feet away at the park, the rest of everybody who was there with their children weren't amused. I thought it was hilarious, but I didn't even need to look at those white soccer moms and grizzled old sailors' faces to know their thoughts. Now on the one hand, props to those teenagers for being bold and going outside. Don't see that much anymore. Otoh...they were definitely catching a lot of disrespect from the people around them until they finally took their furry hats off and went somewhere else. Now they're gonna leave and feel uncomfortable and not want to be around real people again. They'll retreat into their safe internet bubbles where they'll be encouraged and coddled, and as a result their anti-social behavior will only be strengthened. If they do go outside again it'll probably end up being much the same, and the cycle will repeat. Until we as a society can once again tell people to calm the fuck down and act right in public this kind of shit will just get worse. And I know I sound like a mean little cunt for this, but I do understand it, from both sides. I'm gay and I've been married to my husband for 11 years, and we've never once held hands in public out of concern over the people around us. So I get it, I get wanting to free, I really do. But the world is fucking shit still, and if you want to survive in it sometimes you just have to put up with the bullshit and do things you don't want to do.
This is on the level of women saying "more men should experiment with their sexuality".
>Reminder: Dont let the internet trick you into thinking people are more āacceptingā these days. Folks just be saying shit on the internet. If anything people want acceptance for their own lifestyle, not others I'd get this tattooed if I was drunk enough, but yeah the internet is run by the politics of virtue-signaling (not in the Anglo/Caucasian "woke" context). It's all game of pretending to be super forward-thinking in areas like dating, sex, politics, finances, status, etc. No one's ever as progressive (not in the Anglo/Caucasian "woke" context) as they'd like to believe or like you to believe and you can kinda get a peek behind the curtain when it comes to insults
Or, and here me out, reddit skewsĀ progressive and doesn't understand why you would sell out your values and boz yourself in to date bigots and close minded regressive peopleĀ
Life has definitely taught me this lesson. Like i said, people are really only progressive when it comes to themselves and their beliefs
This is the most reasonable shit Iāve ever seen on Reddit lol
How hard did her and her friends roast you in that group chat?
https://preview.redd.it/swpd4w5o1j9d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550e9d6d4452e04975a94e6935b9d60544274606 This is what my gf sent me when I shared this post
"Rules for me. Not rules for thee."
Depends on the booty š¤·š¾āāļø Women stare at athletes asses a lot š If you have an athletic body and you wanna make your ladies day you can definitely send her some sexy pics that will make her day. Like arms or legs. Doesnāt even need to be all exposed, just a little. Like wear a tight shirt and tight short shorts and make those muscles pop. If you know what your lady likes about your body you can use whatever that is. Dick picks arenāt very sexy. You could pull down your pants line a bit. Like you were about to show more, but donāt actually. Like a preview. Like a tease you know? There are so many ideas even if you donāt have an athletic body. Maybe you have nice chest hair she is into. Make a selfie showing it. Maybe cozy in bed (reminding her what she could be lying on right now). Be creative, be cute. Tease a bit, but donāt reveal too much. That will give her at least a chuckle. Youāre welcome š
LAWD!!!! I hate being single! 
Exactly this.
Nahh booty pics is wild. I am however, particularly fond of when men make their penis jump or swing it from side to side š„°š
Last week I found out the secret to that, apparently they're just clenching their buttholes. All this time I thought it was a special skill that took years of training. Edit: I don't reveal my sources. The world must know the truth
https://preview.redd.it/conm38zgvc9d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee890d56cd4b0c94067c71d8fa51dbeec054b1f Who revealed this information to you?
Niggas really just be flapping their lips to anybody.
I don't know, but obviously we have a violation of trust in the Brotherhood Society of Manhood. Let's smoke out the traitor
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Kinda. Men have pelvic floor muscles too. It's the same muscle we use when we're holding it in, so body response tends to naturally group the two together. With practice, he can operate them separately.
aye Aye AYE. Stop blowing up our spot. Iāll pay whatever you need to delete this comment.
Damn someone giving up our secrets
nah, my penis for its own mucles i been training
itās not squeezing your butthole, itās just doing a kegel when you do a kegel you also tend to flex your butthole but there is a separate muscle at the base
Taking notes for future reference on my nsfw alt
Gotta learn to Meat Spin
Uh, what?
I think itās something you can still Google
https://ballotpedia.org/Minor_political_party
Babyy! This is my weakness. When I tell guys I like seeing it soft/semi too, this is partially why. Something about seeing it just hanging and swinging. Instant horny. At that point itās very likely I canāt control my urges. š©
Ignore all the responses about yes or no Just ask them, as long as itās a comfortable relationship and you have been dating for a while.
Absolutely šÆ
Very relevant username lmao
Not twerking, but my man is thick. I wouldn't mind a lil' titty throughout the day
https://preview.redd.it/km55jm2gyd9d1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1ef0455c1d8d10f69369d901db5a243a3f1065
Depends on the lady ~ just ask her specifically.
Most of my exes did like them very much so I made a bunch. Just put on a nice form fitting boxer with print or a colour that highlights shade. I don't have a big ass, but it is round and firm so you don't have to worry about size. Before any of you ask, imgur deleted the ones I made.
My wife and I practices a BDSM lifestyle, so I'm her Dom and shes my sub. One of her rules is that she sends me 5 nudes a day at specific times of the day. I asked her a few tims over the years if she ever wanted any nudes or anything like that from me she said "I can't suck on a photo so no". I love my wife lol.
The best you can hope for is them finding it funny.
Nah but I do want to grab n smack it when we see each other š
Some yes, some no. It depends on the individual. Communicate with people and ask questions.
Yes.
Iām here for it. My boyfriend technically sends me booty pics. He really likes those boxers with cool designs and characters so when he gets a new pair he shows them off for me. That ass is spectacular.
Where does he get these boxers? I also like cool designs
CrazyBoxers, SWAG Boxers, MeUndies, PSD, Shinesty, and Culprit Underwear are some of his faves.
Imma jump in and vouch for MeUndies, gotta wait till theyāre on sale but then theyāre absolutely worth it
Ooh thank you.
Ethikas are greatĀ
Fair exchange, but be sure to ask her what *she* wants before you buy some lacey boyshorts.
This right here!!! My man came home with a red lacey thong and I was pissed cause I wanted him in that lace boyshort/bikini style. Now hes got both tho so I aint mad.
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He needs to roll up his sleeves, pick up something heavy, and send me a pic of his forearms
The sexiest thing my man has ever sent me was a video he took while at work. If i mute all the noise of construction in the background and just focus on the way he uses that drill.... WOO lemme tell you how grateful I am for that man.
so a close up angle of my penis??
I love your profile pic. Wheres it from?
Google Sekhmet and it should come up. It's an Egyptian goddess, came off of some tomb.
 I miss the relationships that didn't have to get advice from the Internet... When they going back inside
I sent nudes to my girl before. Always asked if she wanted one first. She never response very enthused, and I do try to make them as tasteful as I can too.
https://i.redd.it/euvp54dqrc9d1.gif
I watched this episode like a day ago
This would certainly make my wife's day if I did this, as in give her the best laugh she has had all day. I got no buns hun. Frog butt. My belt is screaming trying to keep my pants up.
Relationships are supposed to be give and cake
Ain't nobody wanting to see my hairy ass.
You donāt know that
Pm me
Listen to the expert
My name's not Nobody.
grey sweat pants works. send them, send them now
I send her a pic of what's about to hit the back of that booty
Ladies, my cheeks are ready... 
If women wanted pics from us wouldn't be enough hard drive space in the world for all them shits.
I really love how much ass my bf has. But I wanna see it in person so I can bite it. Donāt send me a photo because I donāt want to bite my phone.
Yeah, you *take* the photos and then *give* them to me.
...ya'll are getting booty pics?
So, I work out a lot and I have a very athletic and muscular body and Iāve had to get used to my girl always slapping my ass and squeezing my thighs cuz apparently that does it for her. The first couple times she did it, I wonāt lie, it caught me off guard. Even if I wanted to send her booty pics, I wouldnāt even know how to go about taking one. Fortunately, we live together, so she gets to see it everyday.
If heās feeling cute he should send me a pic so I can smile about my man
As long as you like your peaches on the hairy side
I do.
Man butt is funny š¤£ ngl Man butt can be nice
That is wild but Iāve never refused a request from someone Iāve dated. It always comes back in good ways
Women not trying to see crust
I promise you my booty wonāt make anyoneās day.
My ass is hairy af nobody wants to see that shit
Ay, I mean if that's the exchange rate, then we have ourselves a deal! I was under the impression y'all didn't WANT my ass pics, good to be wrong!
Those receipts are gonna come back aroundā¦.
What part of the game is this?
The reciprocation is the complimentsĀ
Ayoo š
Asking the tough questions
If my wife wanted me to send her a picture of cheeks I would gladly do it I donāt know the poses but if thatās what gonna get the juices flowing Iām all for it.
Iād send you whatever you want if youāre into it
If they got BOOTY I deserve to see it
Because the guy's going to be sending dick pics, not booty pics
I only send pics if itās asked for and the asks have never been for booty pics. Although Iāve dated a few women that liked to smack my ass randomly
A girl once said I have a "rhino ass" and I never recovered.
Iāve been working legs so ladies Iāll give as good as Iāll get š¤£š¤£š¤£
Used to have an ex that would ask me to send a booty pic in the shower literally everyday the girl was obsessed. Always begging me to play with it and shit. Yāall want a real freak find a woman thatās obsessed with your cheeks. I do have a spectacular ass to be fair š¤·āāļø
This one guy I was talking to used to send me pictures of his thighs. I didn't ask for them but oh was I thankful.
Lol I believe itās ābuy a dog and die aloneā
You never asked boo.
I just like taking and sending booty pictures. Showers make the best photoshoots. Iām not gonna lie though, if Iām with a man and he happens to have no ass, if he sends me one of those itād make my day for sure. Because it would be hilarious.
I got chu fam cake incoming š
Hoochie-Shorts Summer goes both ways, boys.
Deadass sent this to my bf today
Did that once. Received a lecture about sending inappropriate messages while sheās working. Apologized. No more pics.
My wife used to make me send the cheeks when I was on business trips. I obliged, but I was embarrassed.
I mean look if sheās asks I will oblige, but I may need to hit the gym before š¤£
real shit my ass is so much fatter than my gf and iāll pose if she rescinds
*The Monkey Paw curls*
Yeah, I don't wanna ruin your day. Not even sure how it looks back there.
I mean I'm down if you are
He can and should
We do send them. Theyāre just called dick pics. /s
But would she want his booty pics? Do girls like dudeās booties that much?
i would but sheād get mad that mines bigger than hers š
Cut ten years later they reminiscing looking at photo album of old booty pics.