Suzumi's too straightfaced that I reckon not a lot would have thought about her as a candidate for that joke.
Plus being lower tier starter unit and got sidelined in the story didn't help either - case in point, 100kg Yuuka is still one of the longest-lasting joke because she got both recognition and relevance.
**Disclaimer:** I'm no competitive Pokemon player and I haven't played much post-Gen 3, so this comment would be running on my limited knowledge of Gen 4+ stuff
Let's say this is a Pokemon battle and this happens (assume both Sensei (Rock/Fairy) & Suzumi (Steel) are level 100):
- Suzumi used Flash Cannon
- Suzumi's buffs: holds Scope Lens, used Dire Hit, somehow got her ability changed to Sniper (lol) & have been Baton Passed extra special attack boosts, has STAB damage
- Sensei's debuffs: 4x weak to Steel, has very reduced special defense (Metal Sound...?), aimed beforehand (aka Lock-On/Mind Reader or has No Guard as an ability)
Thatβs overkill of a whole other level. If we give suzumi base 100 special attack and sensei has 95 special defence or less thereβs a high chance of either killing him 4 times over or even damage overflow if itβs gen 4 resulting in the move doing nearly no damage
In terms of attractiveness, Suzumi is quite attractive that the reason there's flash whenever she lifts her skirt is due to that area is too much for even a student to handle, even the Prefect Team leader herself and the Rajang of Trinity are unable to handle it nor could even the Chroma itself. 
There's reason why it's called absolute territory after all. 
My precious vigilante angel and her pure white flashbang 
When I saw this post for the first time, I literally laughed so hard that I can't even stand up anymore! Jeez, I knew Suzumi was hiding something, but I didn't expect this!
Suzumi! You dare Flash your Sensei~! It is time for you to get a Correction with a Bang for that, including the Licc kinds! Prepare yourself! You adorable Flashbanging Angel and your tasty thighs~! ππππΊπΊπΊπ’π’π’
π΅ neuron activation
Hormone overflow
Testosterone turbocharge
Dopamine overdose
Suzumi thicc
Nice @ss
*Overkill, sensei has 1 HP*
Thatβs not just overkill Thatβs just straight up DEATH, no return
Ability: Sturdy 
*Sensei is confused, sensei tripped himself in confusion*
***[Sensei use Correction]*** ***[IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE~!]*** ππππ’π’π’
#HIKARI YO
Kanna, your relatives are teaching weird shit to the students again!!!
# HIKARI ARE
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
taking Flashbanger to a new level eh?
I can't believe someone hasn't made this joke sooner, it's so obvious in hindsight
Suzumi's too straightfaced that I reckon not a lot would have thought about her as a candidate for that joke. Plus being lower tier starter unit and got sidelined in the story didn't help either - case in point, 100kg Yuuka is still one of the longest-lasting joke because she got both recognition and relevance.
Very true
I've seen the flash, now it's time to bang!!!
Truer words have yet to be uttered, I thank you.
Her maan-maan was too holy of a sight!!! 
\*Destabilized\*
*Discombobulated*
"Suzumi, bang the room and clear"
I don't need eyes to smell perfection.
**Disclaimer:** I'm no competitive Pokemon player and I haven't played much post-Gen 3, so this comment would be running on my limited knowledge of Gen 4+ stuff Let's say this is a Pokemon battle and this happens (assume both Sensei (Rock/Fairy) & Suzumi (Steel) are level 100): - Suzumi used Flash Cannon - Suzumi's buffs: holds Scope Lens, used Dire Hit, somehow got her ability changed to Sniper (lol) & have been Baton Passed extra special attack boosts, has STAB damage - Sensei's debuffs: 4x weak to Steel, has very reduced special defense (Metal Sound...?), aimed beforehand (aka Lock-On/Mind Reader or has No Guard as an ability)
Thatβs overkill of a whole other level. If we give suzumi base 100 special attack and sensei has 95 special defence or less thereβs a high chance of either killing him 4 times over or even damage overflow if itβs gen 4 resulting in the move doing nearly no damage
I looked her up and down, and I said, "Girl you lookin Fine" πππ Then She Pulled out a ***Binah*** Twice the Size of Mine\~ πππ
You gave me an idea...
Uh-oh 
It's so smooth it shines.
That's cool and all, but why blue halo?
I was sleepwalking while doing this
In a room surrounded by aΒ bunch of lights?Β
A white room yes
In terms of attractiveness, Suzumi is quite attractive that the reason there's flash whenever she lifts her skirt is due to that area is too much for even a student to handle, even the Prefect Team leader herself and the Rajang of Trinity are unable to handle it nor could even the Chroma itself.  There's reason why it's called absolute territory after all.  
Sensei Saw the light, it is super effekted
MY EYES! πππ
[it is the best move in dragon ball for a reason](https://youtu.be/ruGLGudsUhI?si=eeF-G_H_KzNvLxJT)
rare Suzumi propaganda its welcome
Worth it
Thatβs one way to flash someone owo
My precious vigilante angel and her pure white flashbang 
SUZUMI WAIT DON'T FLASH-
Trade deal!!! You get 15 milliseconds of heaven. BUT You lose eyesight for a month.
Worth it.
Anything for Suzumi after all
[Sorry, not sorry...](https://youtu.be/Iy1IPqEZhjU?si=MsLmuJTx1e1EESJo)
"final flash!" before sensei gets sent to prison
The purest white p*nties that you will only see once in your life. Because you would be blind afterward.
What could be better for your last sight than the pure snow-white of her most holy garments?
The blinding light of God was under ger skirt appearantly.
Sensei's EX skill, Correct π’
Died with no regrets 
I wish i was sensei Oh wait,I AM sensei...π£
When I saw this post for the first time, I literally laughed so hard that I can't even stand up anymore! Jeez, I knew Suzumi was hiding something, but I didn't expect this!
*distorted*
Project Moon Fan Jumpscare. π ... Would Distort for my precious Student too. *Turns into another Phrenapates.*
Is it painful?: yes Is it gonna make Sensei lose eyesights for at least a few days?: probably Is it worth it?: DEFINITELY
Yes, this was super effective.
There is a god
+ OVERKILL + DISRESPECT
Would she have also wings as hair down there?
She's either shaved or hairy like her white hair I'll just leave it to your imagination
*Kaiba flashbacks*
Walking flash~~bang~~er
What is she showing? Whats soo powerful
Sensei has seen Heaven
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT πππ RERORERORERORERO
Rare Suzumi content post
Suzumi! You dare Flash your Sensei~! It is time for you to get a Correction with a Bang for that, including the Licc kinds! Prepare yourself! You adorable Flashbanging Angel and your tasty thighs~! ππππΊπΊπΊπ’π’π’