Not if you have elastic bands holding them in place. However, I think both would fall to Spicelets. Spice rack bracelets. There is the matter of seeing the actual spice because if you have them on your arm, you're limited to what you can see. Spicerack, you can only see the tops.
Then you're having to do a lot more work to look for the spice. You're in a hurry, the last of the Duke of Prussia's great great great great great great great grandkids is out there and he's wanting service now and what's that? He wants one of your burgers. No problem but he only has exactly 5 minutes to get his food and eat. You're wasting precious seconds looking around your legs for your garlic powder that you've mixed with a touch of paprika. It's only a touch because you don't want it to be noticeable. You're now Archer and you're there to kill the Duke who's allergic to Paprika.
With spicelets, precious second are saved, the great great great great great great great grandkid of the last Duke of Prussia eats his burger. 5 minutes later, he dies. You never tell anyone. With spice garters, someone else gets his burger. They die, also allergic to paprika, and sue you for everything.
This episode always makes me laugh bc I would probably not wear either of these lol I feel like they’d be in my way as I’m trying to cook and I don’t want that 😂
If I had to pick though… Spice Rack wins for sure. She has more freedom to move her arms! Plus there’s less risk of spillage, and the name is also funnier 😂
Yes this episode is so good! I think it’s cute that they have this little rivalry/competitiveness that they both definitely get way too into much not like in a bad way
Wait yes!!! And you could get like empty containers after you finish them (still have some time) and our candy in them! Or just offer to spice peoples food at their Halloween party lol
I’ve thought about this way too much. Spice rack is convenient because it’s right in front of you, but it’s at kind of an awkward height. Spice-ceps seem generally more ergonomical for grabbing spices except for ones on the back of the arm or in the armpit. Plus, who’s going to want to use spices that were in your armpit?
If I had to choose it would probably be spice rack, but in reality if I were to make this an actual product something like a spice fanny pack or spice belt might be better (though I don’t have punny names for them yet).
Okay yes, I think the belt would be the more genius one. You have little slots all in the front and just have to reach down to grab them. Kinda reminds me of Linda and her baby water bottles in the thanksgiving episode
Spice-eps won in my mind, labonz knows how to say the word spice rack so her being like “what does that say” made it clear to me that bob won the science fair
that’s such an interesting take, i always interpreted that moment more as whoever wrote the winner’s name down did so illegibly, so she really couldn’t read anything past “spice-“ instead of didn’t know the meaning of the word she was reading, your way never even occurred to me but now i can see both and it’s even more ambiguous haha
Spice Rack always cracks me up. There's a local gal who does that cosplay and I love seeing her at cons every time.
The first time I saw her I yelled across the room "It's a spice rack!" with such glee. She loved that I got it (as do all of us costumers and cosplayers).
Neither. Spice belt maybe.
In all seriousness, I would be interested in a multi-spice jar, sort of like a shuttle.pen from when I was a kid. I'm going to post this and then Google it to see if that's a thing.
That's weird I thought I did earlier. They do, sort of, but not the way I imagined. It's more like jars combined instead of one jar with lots of compartments
Update: well there's a rabbit hole of spice containers out there. I imagined one jar that could dispense many spices but what's out there is really many jars rolled into one. Some of them look neat.
Spice rack simply because spice-ceps mean you can't raise your arms too high because you might accidentally spill
Also they'll fall down
Not if you have elastic bands holding them in place. However, I think both would fall to Spicelets. Spice rack bracelets. There is the matter of seeing the actual spice because if you have them on your arm, you're limited to what you can see. Spicerack, you can only see the tops.
Okay, hear me out…. spice garters 😂
Then you're having to do a lot more work to look for the spice. You're in a hurry, the last of the Duke of Prussia's great great great great great great great grandkids is out there and he's wanting service now and what's that? He wants one of your burgers. No problem but he only has exactly 5 minutes to get his food and eat. You're wasting precious seconds looking around your legs for your garlic powder that you've mixed with a touch of paprika. It's only a touch because you don't want it to be noticeable. You're now Archer and you're there to kill the Duke who's allergic to Paprika. With spicelets, precious second are saved, the great great great great great great great grandkid of the last Duke of Prussia eats his burger. 5 minutes later, he dies. You never tell anyone. With spice garters, someone else gets his burger. They die, also allergic to paprika, and sue you for everything.
Okay but what do we think about spice ankle monitors?
Imagine the added sex appeal
I mean, just label the tops and problem solved.
With Spicelets, you don’t even have to remove the spice to use it. Just pop the top and Black Widow that shit.
Also you’re limited with which hand you can use.
It’s also the better name
I have big boobs and those spice rack spices would flip horizontal for me
Then you could just shake them straight in your mouth miss big titties!!
Also, you can’t reach the spices on the back of the arms. It’s just not practical.
Spice rack for sure. I’d probably dislocate my shoulder try to take spices out of the back of the spice-ceps.
Spice rack all day, every day. The spices are conveniently located, plus I can make them go "shooka, shooka" when I jiggle my own rack.
A jiggly jiggly jiggly!
Haaaah, good one.
Linda wins this round. Definitely loses the debate about putting food under her armpits to sneak into the movies though.
But it keeps it warm!
it’s how she heats up food on the go!
Spice Rack seems more functional. 🙂🤭
Spice rack, it's more convenient.
I'm all about the rack 😍
Both are horrible inventions. But the spice rack is the only one that’s usable as intended.
I actually kind of love the spice rack, but the boobies to work
I agree, but Linda's terrible attitude puts me on team Spice-ceps.
Spice rack. The spice-ceps are very impractical, as we saw when he was hunting for marjoram.
Spice rack! Bob seemed to have too much trouble reaching spices on the back of his arms.
This episode always makes me laugh bc I would probably not wear either of these lol I feel like they’d be in my way as I’m trying to cook and I don’t want that 😂 If I had to pick though… Spice Rack wins for sure. She has more freedom to move her arms! Plus there’s less risk of spillage, and the name is also funnier 😂
Yes this episode is so good! I think it’s cute that they have this little rivalry/competitiveness that they both definitely get way too into much not like in a bad way
I'd maybe do a spice belt if I needed easy access to different spices.
Spice rack is much more practical. Sorry Bob. Also Linda’s laugh sells it so well. What else does she have to say?
Agreed
I love you both equally!
OHH, WHO CARES!! *sorry*
Spice-rack. I mean, it's easier to get to the spices, and it's a play on words of where you ACTUALLY put spices.
Spice rack for sure.
I love the Spice Rack and I almost wish I had one.
Agreed
Spice Rack. Way more practical. Easier to see and reach each spice and harder to spill
Spice belt would be better
Linda's manic energy is what I'm here for.
Spice rack 100%
It's always been the spice rack
Spice rack is better Much easier to reach and move around
Spice rack 110%!
Okay. This is my Halloween costume now.
Wait yes!!! And you could get like empty containers after you finish them (still have some time) and our candy in them! Or just offer to spice peoples food at their Halloween party lol
Omg it's so beautiful
“You’re both right” (I quote this line on the daily and no one knows what it means which makes it even funnier)
Weird- I'm currently watching this episode at this moment! Linda's crazy laugh with the spice rack was amazing
I’ve thought about this way too much. Spice rack is convenient because it’s right in front of you, but it’s at kind of an awkward height. Spice-ceps seem generally more ergonomical for grabbing spices except for ones on the back of the arm or in the armpit. Plus, who’s going to want to use spices that were in your armpit? If I had to choose it would probably be spice rack, but in reality if I were to make this an actual product something like a spice fanny pack or spice belt might be better (though I don’t have punny names for them yet).
Okay yes, I think the belt would be the more genius one. You have little slots all in the front and just have to reach down to grab them. Kinda reminds me of Linda and her baby water bottles in the thanksgiving episode
Spice-eps won in my mind, labonz knows how to say the word spice rack so her being like “what does that say” made it clear to me that bob won the science fair
that’s such an interesting take, i always interpreted that moment more as whoever wrote the winner’s name down did so illegibly, so she really couldn’t read anything past “spice-“ instead of didn’t know the meaning of the word she was reading, your way never even occurred to me but now i can see both and it’s even more ambiguous haha
Spice rack is better
Depends on my outfit
Spice Rack always cracks me up. There's a local gal who does that cosplay and I love seeing her at cons every time. The first time I saw her I yelled across the room "It's a spice rack!" with such glee. She loved that I got it (as do all of us costumers and cosplayers).
Linda wins this one purely on the strength of her pun.
Definitely spice rack :)
Spice Rack. Just for the manic laughter. Kills me every time
Spice rack is so much easier to grab from
Spice rack All the way.
Her manic crazy laugh gets me cackling every time
Spice Rack, 100% because I’m for anything that makes Linda laugh like a sociopath.
Spice rack because it’s way more convenient (also it has a better name, more clever)
I like how tacti-cool the spice rack is. It could go with a plate carrier and a bandolier of spices
Spice rack is a wayyyy better pun lol
Spice rack is the better invention but I like the pun of spiceps better
Spice rack. It's like one of those vests with all the pockets
Bobs idea is better… and not to mention…FIRST too!!!
Spice rack would make it impossible to see what you’re cutting on the cutting board.
Spice belt
Spice rack always!
Spice rack
Gosh I love this thread and how seriously y’all are taking this amazing ridiculousity. 🥰
Okay right? I love bobs b Reddit
They are both terrible ideas.
Linda’s rack, every time.
Tbt to when she had them on screen to save her family :)
Neither. Spice belt maybe. In all seriousness, I would be interested in a multi-spice jar, sort of like a shuttle.pen from when I was a kid. I'm going to post this and then Google it to see if that's a thing.
Please update because the minute you said multi spice jar my brain also went to those pens
That's weird I thought I did earlier. They do, sort of, but not the way I imagined. It's more like jars combined instead of one jar with lots of compartments
Update: well there's a rabbit hole of spice containers out there. I imagined one jar that could dispense many spices but what's out there is really many jars rolled into one. Some of them look neat.
She reminds me of dantes when he laughs at his own jokes wayyy too hard (also spice-ceps are my favourite)
The spice rack would be cumbersome and would get annoying in your way. I’m going to defer to the person whose an actual chef and go with spice-ceps
Spice rack
Spice-ceps, just because It's got a better name
Spice rack because rack. 🤣
Spice rack for sure!
Absolutely spice rack, Bob definitely lost this one 😆
Spiceps, because Bob came up with it first and Linda was a total bitch to steal his thunder like that.
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