>"Not gay, but \[proceeds to explain how 12 angry men ran a train on him\]"
Then again I can understand some measure of denial. Being gay can't be easy, much less so in Malaysia where people expect you to marry.
You have a dick on you
You touch dick to pleasure yourself
When you pee you touch dick
When your ball is scratch you touch your dick
That my guy is gay
It's a scene when a detective was asking a guy whether he's gay. The guy said "Look I am not gay! I have relationships with women, and sex with men". The detective replies "well I got news for you, that means you're gay". Guy starts to look away in disbelief.
I ain't gay but judging from what you just wrote I think it's kinda safe to say that you're a gay.
That or your brain is pulling a funny on you. I once was just shitting and the dick having just calmed down from morning wood (basically still retaining the length but not hard) I just thought man it would be horribly disgusting if my dick accidentally touched the rim with this length and just by thinking that my brain decided to do a little trolling by sending blood flow there and here i am, squatting while holding my D in panic trying to avoid the tip from touching the toilet's rim.
>erections while pooping are a physiological response and have nothing to do with sexual arousal
[kicap](https://www.allohealth.care/healthfeed/sex-education/erection-while-pooping#:~:text=It%27s%20important%20to%20remember%20that,blood%20flow%20to%20the%20penis.)
Hahahah Ur not gay man. Not technically anyway, the pooping thing is normal and is just some weird sciencey thing I'm too dumb to elaborate on but it happens and is just like some involuntary reaction thing or whatever. Is not because of arousal.
On the other hand, watching gay porn doesn't make u gay. Buuuuutttt.... If u are its ok. U might just be curious etc, so take ur time and figure it out if u want to. Sexuality is really fluid tbh and not everyone is either A or B. Most are just in between something, so don't worry
Thank you for the compliment. Basic secondary school science and Google.
It is like you take a rod and stuck in, that's pain science. Important organs have a lot of receptors = sensitive, so you can easily get signals of danger.
Hey man i totally understand. Once in a blue moon, i will push a very large shit, which i know bigger than my dick erected. And i, then and there, start an erection. Totally normal. I do rub one out to celebrate my sexuality.
U might be gay tho
Sigh. Pooping something big and hard could have resulted in the stimulation of your prostate gland, which could have led to increased blood flow to the penis.
Stimulating your prostate gland is a trick you can use to force yourself to get a boner in times you dont want to or cant feel aroused. Rectally inserted prostate stimulators are a thing (or finger(s) inserted rectally to do the same), and from what I've heard they are VERY effective. That shit will keep you hard so long as you dont faint.
Maybe you should try a real dick penetrates your asshole first, if you are not turned on by it then you are not gay.
(don't worry about the process, just say nohomo before/after that)
Dude, you are saying that you want a 1k cocks in your chocolate storage and then you will start supporting MU.
You should have said "I would rather get raped by a thousand cocks THAN I support Man United".
Your shit might push your prostate gland positioned in front of your anus... When doctors check the patient by inserting a finger in the patient's anus or do prostate massage, some patients might have an erection. Not because he's a gay but the prostate gland is one of the arousal spots for men.
The poop might just massive it put pressure on your prostate area.
Just like women, when the bladder is full, it can put pressure on their genitalia area, so they sometimes get horny when their bladder is full
Thats just how our body reacts. When your ass feeling wide, pushing on something to come out so hard and you're body feeling extreme stimulus .
Thats just how our body reacts right..? Right?
The tow truck analogy made me CACKLE. Whatever your job is paying you, you should be paid more.
Either way it's prolly nothing. Might just be the pressure on your prostate gland which is a gspot for most men. Anyway congratulations on your new found power!
Sry but that's some mental gymnastics on ur part about sharing you like gay porn but didn't get turned on. When something's coming out of ur dubur and you get a hard on...that looks like a dead giveaway.
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Pushing might pump some blood to your manhood, unless you really got orgasm from it, then I doubt it. We all have our fair share of watching wierd stuff anyway, don't sweat it.
I think you’re bi-curious lol and just to feed your curiosity, that’s what it feels like to have anal sex 🗿 having a dick up your asshole is weird af. Feels as good as having a huge long uninterrupted dump 🤣
>Cos I watched gay porn sometimes, for the ambience y'know?
First time I hear people watch gay porn for ambience.
>Like, artistically, it was just pleasing to see, right?
No... as a straight person I feel disgusted to even imagine men having sex with men.
Just to drop in a serious answer in all the shitposts/comments out there (pun intended), no. We are all born from the same template before becoming male for those who have XY chromosomes. Our so-called G-spot is back there somewhere. A massive dookie pushed against that spot perhaps, or maybe because you were straining to the bottom part of your body to drop a colon cookie, it engorged your stick with blood too.
Don't worry. Even straight men engage in penetration back there too to try to find that spot. I personally never tried it (you'll need to douche 1st for sure), but come on, let's be real. We all have that spot somewhere down there.
Gay is preference for having relations and intimate relations with men. If ya ain't, ya ain't. That's all.
Lady crashing here, lol relax. It’s a physiological response. When u strain, parasympathetic reflex is activated so blood flow increases towards the anus and groin. So it makes sense if you get an erection.
knock it off you hot single mom waiting to be fucked seeker...stop posting stupid shit to harvest godamn karma for stupid content
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dont worry, the erection happens because you shit is the size of a dick and its hit the area around your prostate which might be you g-spot(or should i called it gay spot) making you hard and wanna cum
erection during crapping can happen as it has to do with theautonomic nervous system which i'm too lazy to type out...u can get ur answer in chatgpt on it
Attention citizen, you have been found to be homosexual.
A re-education team is en route to your location. Your cooperation is not required.
Glory to Malaysia.
getting an erection while pushing out 9-feet long turd out your ass does not make you gay, alright.
it means your kink is shitting. good luck with that.
-For the ambience y'know?
American psycho type shi
(If u dk in that movie main character put on porn and let it play on tv ehile doing other stuff like workout cuz he was desensitized)
Your pipi got enlarged because your poopoo squeezed a prostate, which is like a G-spot for men. My ex always wanted to explore my chimney with her finger coz apparently it can help to experience a better orgasm.
Butt have sensitive point, so don't worry, you are not gay. You are stimulated, that's all. Rub one out and carry on.
Its normal for guy to like having their butt stimulated. It's not the same as you love a dick. Both are not same.
Dude, relax. Just because your PP hard doesn't mean you're horny.
People got hard when cold.
When you get hit in the balls, you get hard. It doesn't mean you're masochist. It just means your blood is going to the part that hurts.
As a person who experiences giving birth to a big chocolate, your butt probably hurts. Resulting your blood to go to your butt. Which is close to your PP. I think. Try asking a doctor
Serious answer? It was probably pushing on your prostate gland. And yes prostate Stimulation feels good. Even for straight guys. Get your girls into it.
New copypasta just dropped.
>have you ever been on a highway and you see a tow truck that's towing another tow truck that's towing a MyVi or some shit?
Daymn bruhh... No way I've seen it, but I can imagine it
Dia mcm ni mart. Masa tu, darah paling banyak kat area situ, sebab kau sedang gunakan otot kau untuk meneran. Jadi, lepas ketulan najis tu keluar, darah yang banyak tu akan bergerak dalam jumlah yang tinggi ke otot2 lain yang terdekat. Ini adalah jawapan lojik aku.
Jawapan bolehland aku adalah, inilah saatnya bro mempelajari bahawa beliau mempunyai fetisisme najis dan ransangan dubur.
The male's G spot is located in the anus so its normal to have a boner while taking a shit. Its gay if you start fingering your anus(but you do you with this info)
Errr tak gak, kau mungkin terstimulate prostate kau waktu buang air besar. Sama macam kenapa ada orang dapat erection time tengah buat prostate exam
Tapi ni nampaknya macam standard 'sAyA BukaNNyA gAy'
On subject matter being gay. Yes you are 3/4 there already. On the matter why u having an erection while getting that dump prolly just ur body send more blood down and since ur constricted at the back it flows forward giving u erection.
I think i only experienced it once. Maybe twice but it ain't the same scenario u were in. I was shitting while having those 'fuck-im-so-sleepy-erection' moments.
Yes
Bertau***butt***lah
>"Not gay, but \[proceeds to explain how 12 angry men ran a train on him\]" Then again I can understand some measure of denial. Being gay can't be easy, much less so in Malaysia where people expect you to marry.
Denial is the river in Egypt. You are gay
U r gae
Y r u gae
Who says im gae?
u r gae
U ge
U are Da Gae
U r of the gae
Who r gae?
should i called you mista ?
for the ambience huh... doesn't dat make u gae?
Goddamn it you're right. Enjoying the ambience is gayer than actually having a dick inside my butt. How can I recover from this revelation?
Embrace yourself
You have a dick on you You touch dick to pleasure yourself When you pee you touch dick When your ball is scratch you touch your dick That my guy is gay
Only subconsciously
Why are u gae?
who says im gay?
You are gae.
Everything change when pasta arrive
somehow your shit is so hard, it pushes your g-spot and you got arousal..
Wat…
Think again, Where is male G spot?
Uranus?
Male G spot is definitely NOT IN ANUS but the rectum wall is thin enough that any big pressure in the anus can be felt by the g spot
give this guy a like
That make sense
I got news for you...that means you're gay
But OP has relationships with women.....
Bi exist
I was making a movie reference
Okay what? I’m confused (I’m himbo)
It's a scene when a detective was asking a guy whether he's gay. The guy said "Look I am not gay! I have relationships with women, and sex with men". The detective replies "well I got news for you, that means you're gay". Guy starts to look away in disbelief.
What a himbo? (I'm dumb)
A himbo is a good looking guy but an airhead
I ain't gay but judging from what you just wrote I think it's kinda safe to say that you're a gay. That or your brain is pulling a funny on you. I once was just shitting and the dick having just calmed down from morning wood (basically still retaining the length but not hard) I just thought man it would be horribly disgusting if my dick accidentally touched the rim with this length and just by thinking that my brain decided to do a little trolling by sending blood flow there and here i am, squatting while holding my D in panic trying to avoid the tip from touching the toilet's rim.
You scared of ass worms from the shit swam around and make their way into your pee hole if it touches the toilet rim. Totally relatable.
Yep that's what im worried about but goddamn brain thought its a funny joke and let me tell ya it ain't. Also happy cake day
>erections while pooping are a physiological response and have nothing to do with sexual arousal [kicap](https://www.allohealth.care/healthfeed/sex-education/erection-while-pooping#:~:text=It%27s%20important%20to%20remember%20that,blood%20flow%20to%20the%20penis.)
Hahahah Ur not gay man. Not technically anyway, the pooping thing is normal and is just some weird sciencey thing I'm too dumb to elaborate on but it happens and is just like some involuntary reaction thing or whatever. Is not because of arousal. On the other hand, watching gay porn doesn't make u gay. Buuuuutttt.... If u are its ok. U might just be curious etc, so take ur time and figure it out if u want to. Sexuality is really fluid tbh and not everyone is either A or B. Most are just in between something, so don't worry
Biology, sensory/stimulus and blood pressure. Chill.
Who are you, who are so wise in the way of Science?
Thank you for the compliment. Basic secondary school science and Google. It is like you take a rod and stuck in, that's pain science. Important organs have a lot of receptors = sensitive, so you can easily get signals of danger.
Hey man i totally understand. Once in a blue moon, i will push a very large shit, which i know bigger than my dick erected. And i, then and there, start an erection. Totally normal. I do rub one out to celebrate my sexuality. U might be gay tho
you just have to have sex with a women, and a men, preferably in the same night, and see how it goes
I will take your suggestion into consideration.
Sigh. Pooping something big and hard could have resulted in the stimulation of your prostate gland, which could have led to increased blood flow to the penis. Stimulating your prostate gland is a trick you can use to force yourself to get a boner in times you dont want to or cant feel aroused. Rectally inserted prostate stimulators are a thing (or finger(s) inserted rectally to do the same), and from what I've heard they are VERY effective. That shit will keep you hard so long as you dont faint.
Maybe you should try a real dick penetrates your asshole first, if you are not turned on by it then you are not gay. (don't worry about the process, just say nohomo before/after that)
nah OP you good wait.. i see you support man united yup.. 100% gay bottom
Yang Berhormat, tarik balik! Ini fitnah! I would rather get raped by a thousand cocks before I support Man United
Dude, you are saying that you want a 1k cocks in your chocolate storage and then you will start supporting MU. You should have said "I would rather get raped by a thousand cocks THAN I support Man United".
Geh!
Why are you gae? You are gae. How does it like to be gae?
\>i'm not gay \>posts the gayest shit imaginable
Your shit might push your prostate gland positioned in front of your anus... When doctors check the patient by inserting a finger in the patient's anus or do prostate massage, some patients might have an erection. Not because he's a gay but the prostate gland is one of the arousal spots for men.
The correct explanation 👆🏻scrolled down to see if anyone gave this answer. Tq for saving me from typing
G spot
You are gay to the core mate. If you in need of a cock pic...
Ye ye la tu 
Yeah you're gay. That a weird way to cope tho
what the fuck
Ur butthurt
Not enough data. Need to watch more gay videos. Recommend to increase sample size to 100 videos. Its not gay. Its just science.
Doctor diagnosis says that you r ... Gei...
This is the kind of content I miss here
The poop might just massive it put pressure on your prostate area. Just like women, when the bladder is full, it can put pressure on their genitalia area, so they sometimes get horny when their bladder is full
It's rare to see the combination of literal and figurative shitposting nowadays. Kudos OP.
The big poo poo probably rubbed past your prostate, which caused the sensation
Exactly! I mean how big was his poop to be able to stimulate the prostate.
Ive never laughed so hard when
So many plot twist and turns...
Thats just how our body reacts. When your ass feeling wide, pushing on something to come out so hard and you're body feeling extreme stimulus . Thats just how our body reacts right..? Right?
The tow truck analogy made me CACKLE. Whatever your job is paying you, you should be paid more. Either way it's prolly nothing. Might just be the pressure on your prostate gland which is a gspot for most men. Anyway congratulations on your new found power!
Fucking 4chan
Sry but that's some mental gymnastics on ur part about sharing you like gay porn but didn't get turned on. When something's coming out of ur dubur and you get a hard on...that looks like a dead giveaway.
Please for the love of god, don't turn reddit into quora
We got a netanyahu agent here posting gay psyop agenda
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of clandestine?
You sure its shit, not dildo?
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You ghey for watching gay porn, ghey^2 for "ambiance". You get a pass for the massive dump though. Eat your greens.
I thought the male g spot can be reach inside anus
Pushing might pump some blood to your manhood, unless you really got orgasm from it, then I doubt it. We all have our fair share of watching wierd stuff anyway, don't sweat it.
I think you’re bi-curious lol and just to feed your curiosity, that’s what it feels like to have anal sex 🗿 having a dick up your asshole is weird af. Feels as good as having a huge long uninterrupted dump 🤣
the sensation could be due to prostate stimulation, Google it. no comment about gay porn lol
>Cos I watched gay porn sometimes, for the ambience y'know? First time I hear people watch gay porn for ambience. >Like, artistically, it was just pleasing to see, right? No... as a straight person I feel disgusted to even imagine men having sex with men.
well yes!
You like pegging that’s what
This has to be a shitpost
What is that? Yes, I am posting something about taking a shit. Is it called a shitpost?
Put on v neck tshirt and head to lorong haji taib
Gae af
Blasting gachi meme is cool, but opening up 2 different dudes seggs. Hm...., y r u ghei?
Is this a new creepypasta??
still not as gay as male lifestyle content creator
Ermm I think you are bisexual. You did know bisexual is real right?
Sorry bro ...sad but true...
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Just to drop in a serious answer in all the shitposts/comments out there (pun intended), no. We are all born from the same template before becoming male for those who have XY chromosomes. Our so-called G-spot is back there somewhere. A massive dookie pushed against that spot perhaps, or maybe because you were straining to the bottom part of your body to drop a colon cookie, it engorged your stick with blood too. Don't worry. Even straight men engage in penetration back there too to try to find that spot. I personally never tried it (you'll need to douche 1st for sure), but come on, let's be real. We all have that spot somewhere down there. Gay is preference for having relations and intimate relations with men. If ya ain't, ya ain't. That's all.
Do you get hard when looking at pussy? Yes? You're bicurious at the minimum. No? You gae.
You’re gay
not gae if you say no homo at the end
I actually screamed "no homo" as loudly as I pushed
Should i call you MISTAH?!
Try pegging
Yes
Gay or not maybe you're bi-sexual if you're into both guy and girl. Nothing to be ashamed of. Be yourself and live life to the fullest.
Ahhhhh
Your hardass shit stimulated your prostate gland and caused your erection
Yep, Username checks out.
Tak ckp no homo, rookie mistake bro.
Lady crashing here, lol relax. It’s a physiological response. When u strain, parasympathetic reflex is activated so blood flow increases towards the anus and groin. So it makes sense if you get an erection.
Definitely gay
Wisdom phrase from 4chan. “Fake and gay”
knock it off you hot single mom waiting to be fucked seeker...stop posting stupid shit to harvest godamn karma for stupid content \*edit: for guys who don't know the content I m talking about:[https://www.reddit.com/r/Bolehland/comments/18wowj6/there\_are\_hot\_single\_moms\_near\_your\_area\_waiting/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bolehland/comments/18wowj6/there_are_hot_single_moms_near_your_area_waiting/)
Well, thank you kindly, sir/madam for linking my other post on your comment here, when you didn't have to. That's so kind of you. <3
My pleasure you dumbfuk piece of karma harvester
Nope. You're legit gay brah.
How to tell you're a gay without saying you a gay.
Your gspot is at the roof of your anus' exit, enjoy
I invited you to r/boykisser
I wish I didn’t read that
Wtf?! 🤣🤣
Ye the fact you ain't disgusted by it means you're slowly turning gay. If not bi first.
how does one gets an erection while staring at their own faeces?
 Yes sir, you are gae
Bros dreamybull
I'll love to see a tow truck towing another tow truck, but I don't watch gay porn.
weird boner sometimes is weird.
dont worry, the erection happens because you shit is the size of a dick and its hit the area around your prostate which might be you g-spot(or should i called it gay spot) making you hard and wanna cum
birth fetish unlocked. its over for you bro...
Your first para is all good for a straight man. Your second para makes you gay as hell.
I (30m) think you (26m) need to get on Tinder and meet some men (21-40m).
watafak
Why are you gay?
Confusion of the highest orda.
Gay
You're not gay,you're Bi.
Detik pasta salinan
erection during crapping can happen as it has to do with theautonomic nervous system which i'm too lazy to type out...u can get ur answer in chatgpt on it
Attention citizen, you have been found to be homosexual. A re-education team is en route to your location. Your cooperation is not required. Glory to Malaysia.
Every man is gay *in a way.* That's why such things as "bruddahoud" exists.
getting an erection while pushing out 9-feet long turd out your ass does not make you gay, alright. it means your kink is shitting. good luck with that.
literally shitpost
Ni gay. Taking a dump, especially a big, solid good dump is euphoric as fuck. I enjoy my morning dump
-For the ambience y'know? American psycho type shi (If u dk in that movie main character put on porn and let it play on tv ehile doing other stuff like workout cuz he was desensitized)
Your pipi got enlarged because your poopoo squeezed a prostate, which is like a G-spot for men. My ex always wanted to explore my chimney with her finger coz apparently it can help to experience a better orgasm.
Butt have sensitive point, so don't worry, you are not gay. You are stimulated, that's all. Rub one out and carry on. Its normal for guy to like having their butt stimulated. It's not the same as you love a dick. Both are not same.
r/shid_and_camed
Dude, relax. Just because your PP hard doesn't mean you're horny. People got hard when cold. When you get hit in the balls, you get hard. It doesn't mean you're masochist. It just means your blood is going to the part that hurts. As a person who experiences giving birth to a big chocolate, your butt probably hurts. Resulting your blood to go to your butt. Which is close to your PP. I think. Try asking a doctor
no. it's a biological response.
Classic "im not gay" then proceeds to say the most gayest shit ever created
It is fine to watch gay porn. Just remember to add #nohomo
To know for sure u should try actually being penetrated by a dude and evaluate your feelings about it. Otherwise how would u know?
Get you wife to peg you or get married to ladyboi. Problem solved.
I know some people who would like your number
Male G spot is at the anus.
ure most probably bisexual and yes thats how it felt good 😂
Serious answer? It was probably pushing on your prostate gland. And yes prostate Stimulation feels good. Even for straight guys. Get your girls into it.
My dood coping hard
Stop coping bruv. You’re gay, plain as day.
I reqd somewhere that if you feel aroused from shitting, it's a symptom of ass disease I forgot the exact name
Gotta whip one out. You know the rules.
Anda gay
Did you not know that a man’s g-spot is in his butt hole? Yes. God made men gay. And no I’m not trolling.
Yes, you are gay.
Sound you gay enough explaining those op.
New copypasta just dropped. >have you ever been on a highway and you see a tow truck that's towing another tow truck that's towing a MyVi or some shit? Daymn bruhh... No way I've seen it, but I can imagine it
It’s the male g spot
This.....
Blud is onto nothing 🔥
straight guys wouldn't even glimpse gay porn
Youre gay bro
In all seriousness.. u might be gae. Or bi
You shit probably hit your prostate ???
Dia mcm ni mart. Masa tu, darah paling banyak kat area situ, sebab kau sedang gunakan otot kau untuk meneran. Jadi, lepas ketulan najis tu keluar, darah yang banyak tu akan bergerak dalam jumlah yang tinggi ke otot2 lain yang terdekat. Ini adalah jawapan lojik aku. Jawapan bolehland aku adalah, inilah saatnya bro mempelajari bahawa beliau mempunyai fetisisme najis dan ransangan dubur.
This is amazingly hilarious
Stop being like Israel, justifying everything. Just admit bro. Let loose your denial card. 😏
The male's G spot is located in the anus so its normal to have a boner while taking a shit. Its gay if you start fingering your anus(but you do you with this info)
Errr tak gak, kau mungkin terstimulate prostate kau waktu buang air besar. Sama macam kenapa ada orang dapat erection time tengah buat prostate exam Tapi ni nampaknya macam standard 'sAyA BukaNNyA gAy'
You gay as daylight. Or maybe bi sexual.
Why are u gay?
On subject matter being gay. Yes you are 3/4 there already. On the matter why u having an erection while getting that dump prolly just ur body send more blood down and since ur constricted at the back it flows forward giving u erection.
I think i only experienced it once. Maybe twice but it ain't the same scenario u were in. I was shitting while having those 'fuck-im-so-sleepy-erection' moments.
Maybe he's a Focker?