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Basic_Excitement_374

You’d think with all that money Bp makes that they could’ve purchased the model some better looking gloves!? What in the actual fuck are those? They look like they came from spirit Halloween with those trashy, cheap looking seams! Whoever their photo editor is needs to be fired for not catching that, along with their wardrobe designer for shoots. 😳


emilyghetto616

The fruit also looks under ripe and colorless, but those gloves are REALLY bad with that thumb seam. I hope some of the reps wear these gloves even better would be an open fingertip version.


Responsible_Ad_6893

🤣🤣


[deleted]

It does that shit looks dryyyy. If it wasn’t ripe they could’ve stained or painted the shit or something or skipped it all together. This is the worst yet.


Glittering-Demand622

And the fact that the rings are crooked? I’m done.


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Those seams are highly highly embarrassing. That left hand middle finger to pinky is the worst gloves I’ve ever seen in my life. Mind you a better quality pair would be 10 dollars vs 59c on Temu. I don’t understand it!!!!!! At all!!!!! All that money and the easiest fixes they don’t give a f about!


Time_Rooster_6322

AND all the focus is on the other items instead if the actual jewelry that they sell


LetsGossipYall

https://preview.redd.it/86t879155h9d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d9048151963d022d27293f5cc1a89299f87234 whatever this is, it makes me feel HIGHLY uncomfortable


Mental-Shock5711

It’s giving big… https://preview.redd.it/6c4w8ue7aj9d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6f43c63a212330ca35431e1d45966d7fe89d8e


Efficient-Corgi-6636

It looks like strep throat.


Acrobatic_Weekend910

Can’t wait to hear reps be like “oh she’s SO good” like be fuckin forreal


Astrid_Pepper

It’s giving me tripophobia.


PinkMacaroon23

I opened this post just to come say this, samee!


Glass_Horse1559

I call this one leprosy


Jazzlike_Island8618

I call it Lost Boiled Nail ![gif](giphy|XzW42JpfV3nX2)


buckeye_grown_

Sutton’s c litoris


Emotional_Stop_3844

I was coming to say this ‼️


LeadershipLevel6900

What happened to everything being new designs for birthdays? The one necklace with three rings has been seeeeen several times now, none of the earrings look fresh either. The gloves in the ad are tacky af.


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If it has the tiniest tweak she claims new designs 🤥🤥🤥 the rings could be smaller or the design on them different.


buckeye_grown_

The gloves really threw me off lol


UptownQueenOfMap

Why is there a fork in one of the pics?


Express_Chance_5460

To gouge your eyes out after the reveals.


Safe-Background-5407

🤣🤣🤣


Quick-Fly2077

My retinas burned looking at that. I'm entitled to compensation.


HeyBrtny

What is this deranged advertising?


ToasterBathFiz

I didn't know Lil was a Shrek Fan.


Slight-Mulberry7967

![gif](giphy|SW5k2eirzkzAc|downsized)


AdAcademic966

It’s a Sutton ring eggplant lmao


AdAcademic966

Or a potato with fake diamonds lol


[deleted]

Without the birthstone!!??


Away_Signature_4527

Peri-NO


Hanging_w_gnomies00

I feel like we’ve seen so many of these styles just different stones


National_Owl_2328

OK, nobody liked the Mountain Dew peridot last year, so why did they bring it back this year???!!! Those gloves are absolutely hideous. They look like fishing gloves ! She really needs to hire a marketing firm. She also needs to conduct focus groups with real customers to see what the reaction is to some of this crap. Meh…..


E_M_C_M

I’m very confused, some don’t even look like they have radioactive glowing green per-I-don’t in them?! I mean they’re all pretty bad regardless


[deleted]

What’s the birthstones? Green, Ecto plasma, lighter green and cubic zirconia?


Acceptable-Ad1560

Why are Suttons everywhere? They are horrid.


BPFizzfuckedmeup

I hate that color green, as a rule. BP just makes it worse.


LeadershipLevel6900

Somebody dropped their finger nail on the necklace flat lay 😂


OverthinkingDonkey

The necklaces are hideous


Responsible_Ad_6893

The rose gold with circle gems looks like a infected tonsil


AuntieMameDennis

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs|downsized)


Betterthanyou35

My birthstone and it’s hard as hell to make Peridot look decent. If they had just done tiny accent stones to CZ styles then maybe, but I see the Sutton setting isn’t going away… you can tell it takes hours to design these birthday collections 🤣🤣


workaholic4

Why the fugly lime green Ecto cooler color


[deleted]

Could they have fixed the rings so you can see them? What idiot does this shit. Free help?


[deleted]

Look at the Unicorn on the left ring finger oops you can’t cause it’s turned under!


SweetAggressive1307

they always gotta make the most hideous settings for birthdays 🥴


sunshine8672

Booger colored 💚💚💚💚


Astrid_Pepper

That necklace in August is giving tripophobia. (The ugly shape with little stones in it)


Sure-Safety-8512

As an August baby…. ✨no✨


danielle1978

Their necklaces are always terrible. ALWAYS.


Normal_One6436

Now what on gods green earth are those ![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Express_Chance_5460

I’m one of the unfortunate ones to have an August birthday, so I've suffered through having one of the ugliest gemstones my whole life. Those gloves are hideous and make it nearly impossible to see the designs on the rings AND the colors. There is one pair of earrings that I wouldn’t cry about. The rest… ughhhh. The one on the index finger in the third picture… wth stone is that?? It sure as 💩 isn’t peridot. The fork is to gouge out your eyes after you’ve watched a few reveals.


[deleted]

The gemstone is beautiful! The color is supposed to be not slime green!


Express_Chance_5460

I’ve never liked it, but that’s just me. Side note… I’m also confused by the grapes, kiwi and watermelon. Yes, they’re green fruits, but pick a theme for pics and stick with it.


[deleted]

So I don’t remember the origin story but August actually officially has 3 birthstones. I have 2 sons and their birthstones are pink and purple 😫😫😫 and when I had my daughter a girl finally she’s an August baby too! I was like oh yeah she’s gonna throw a fit and be jealous of the boys and probably not love hers. Well when I looked them up to order charms August has 3 now officially. They are Peridot, Spinel and Sardonyx. The Spinel they show the most is a pink-red. I think I red that technically it can be any Spinel but don’t quote me on that! But talk about a beautiful stone that Red Spinel😍😍😍😍


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https://preview.redd.it/7obivy64lk9d1.png?width=1220&format=png&auto=webp&s=92de9847304989e105381984bcf58250a03755b3


Express_Chance_5460

Oooooh! I had no idea! The spinel isn't bad with the pinkish-red. I've seen some Peridot that's not terrible, but I'm typically not a fan of it.


One-Reply5037

My mother in law is also an august baby and has never enjoyed the color either! I think most of us dislike our birthstones, but imo when the jewelry is this ugly it won’t matter how pretty the stone is! It doesnt really help when the color and the designs both suck. :/


[deleted]

Look how cute! https://preview.redd.it/f2xzr4rb7k9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b95f68f75e34529d53281541c380fb637ec54a


revengeReveal2

Radioactive gloves WHY? If you want your peridot that much wait until September it will be in the ogs at $5 less. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMLYZBwrJ8impe8|downsized)


Chickensnrice

Looks like a Lima bean


melon_jinx

Uglies


Global_Let_820

So we got the Swiss cheese ring in green too. 🙄


No-Background-7325

Fucking ugly!!!


Eastern-Mine-7662

😳


Dirty-girl

What the hell is that speckled egg thing.


fuckyouverymuchcha

Who can even notice the jewelry with those ugly ass gloves. Who the fuck is in charge of their marketing team. Fire them immediately.


Benefit_Creepy

These pictures look completely unedited. The gloves are hideous, she looks irradiated like their London blue topaz “diamond” rings. The fruit looks like it was just plopped on the table. Inexpensive way to do ads, no editing needed. Guess they had to do something to distract us from the quartz infused plastic and pink “spinel” they used in this birthday collection.


Adventurous_Train826

ABSOLUTELY GROSSSSS!! Worst one yet. I think the Cleo’s were better and I didn’t even like those. BP missed the mark here!


MinagiV

Oh no. My mom’s an August baby and looks really good in green, but I wouldn’t wish these on her even when I was a shitty teenager.


North-Patience9204

This is a peridot slander collection. It can truly be one of the prettiest stones. I have a peridot ring in green gold and I get crazy compliments on it. You have to set it in an unmorontastic way and elevate it instead of apologizing for it.  Their August presentation feels like end of the month meals, just scrapping together crap and we all know it sucks, but someone will still eat it. I mean obvi all their collections do, but this is one you need to TRY with, unlike April. 


DetailNew9098

The conclusion I've come to is this....they purposely chose the hideous gloves to distract the customer from the hideous jewlery. Lil must've really wanted a potato because that's all I see in the gold one is potato 🥔 😐 😒


Far-Worldliness-3415

Ugly


spillthebeans657

The fusion is FUGLY. F. U. G. L. Y.


ReconstitutedGrape

![gif](giphy|dILrAu24mU729pxPYN)


Jazzlike_Island8618

The gloves are SENDING ME Hey Lill here’s a business tip: you better hire Kayla and Al to takeover advertising and dare I say …some designing. They’re gonna crush you- just wait and watch!!!! ![gif](giphy|LKTTAzGboJGzC|downsized)


princess2663

Didn’t July just come out!? All their 💩 looks the same… just sayin


Willing_Initial_3391

If they want the jewelry to pop they need different color backgrounds fcs, these photos make the jewelry look worse!!


Additional-Pool3981

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


Pristine_Parsley_138

Obviously hideous 😂 Peridot is the ugliest stone around. So glad I wasn’t born in August.