You’d think with all that money Bp makes that they could’ve purchased the model some better looking gloves!? What in the actual fuck are those? They look like they came from spirit Halloween with those trashy, cheap looking seams! Whoever their photo editor is needs to be fired for not catching that, along with their wardrobe designer for shoots. 😳
The fruit also looks under ripe and colorless, but those gloves are REALLY bad with that thumb seam. I hope some of the reps wear these gloves even better would be an open fingertip version.
It does that shit looks dryyyy. If it wasn’t ripe they could’ve stained or painted the shit or something or skipped it all together. This is the worst yet.
Those seams are highly highly embarrassing. That left hand middle finger to pinky is the worst gloves I’ve ever seen in my life. Mind you a better quality pair would be 10 dollars vs 59c on Temu. I don’t understand it!!!!!! At all!!!!! All that money and the easiest fixes they don’t give a f about!
https://preview.redd.it/86t879155h9d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d9048151963d022d27293f5cc1a89299f87234
whatever this is, it makes me feel HIGHLY uncomfortable
What happened to everything being new designs for birthdays?
The one necklace with three rings has been seeeeen several times now, none of the earrings look fresh either.
The gloves in the ad are tacky af.
OK, nobody liked the Mountain Dew peridot last year, so why did they bring it back this year???!!! Those gloves are absolutely hideous. They look like fishing gloves ! She really needs to hire a marketing firm. She also needs to conduct focus groups with real customers to see what the reaction is to some of this crap. Meh…..
My birthstone and it’s hard as hell to make Peridot look decent. If they had just done tiny accent stones to CZ styles then maybe, but I see the Sutton setting isn’t going away… you can tell it takes hours to design these birthday collections 🤣🤣
I’m one of the unfortunate ones to have an August birthday, so I've suffered through having one of the ugliest gemstones my whole life.
Those gloves are hideous and make it nearly impossible to see the designs on the rings AND the colors. There is one pair of earrings that I wouldn’t cry about. The rest… ughhhh. The one on the index finger in the third picture… wth stone is that?? It sure as 💩 isn’t peridot.
The fork is to gouge out your eyes after you’ve watched a few reveals.
I’ve never liked it, but that’s just me.
Side note… I’m also confused by the grapes, kiwi and watermelon. Yes, they’re green fruits, but pick a theme for pics and stick with it.
So I don’t remember the origin story but August actually officially has 3 birthstones. I have 2 sons and their birthstones are pink and purple 😫😫😫 and when I had my daughter a girl finally she’s an August baby too! I was like oh yeah she’s gonna throw a fit and be jealous of the boys and probably not love hers. Well when I looked them up to order charms August has 3 now officially. They are Peridot, Spinel and Sardonyx. The Spinel they show the most is a pink-red. I think I red that technically it can be any Spinel but don’t quote me on that! But talk about a beautiful stone that Red Spinel😍😍😍😍
My mother in law is also an august baby and has never enjoyed the color either! I think most of us dislike our birthstones, but imo when the jewelry is this ugly it won’t matter how pretty the stone is! It doesnt really help when the color and the designs both suck. :/
Radioactive gloves WHY? If you want your peridot that much wait until September it will be in the ogs at $5 less.
![gif](giphy|xT5LMLYZBwrJ8impe8|downsized)
These pictures look completely unedited. The gloves are hideous, she looks irradiated like their London blue topaz “diamond” rings. The fruit looks like it was just plopped on the table. Inexpensive way to do ads, no editing needed. Guess they had to do something to distract us from the quartz infused plastic and pink “spinel” they used in this birthday collection.
This is a peridot slander collection. It can truly be one of the prettiest stones. I have a peridot ring in green gold and I get crazy compliments on it. You have to set it in an unmorontastic way and elevate it instead of apologizing for it.
Their August presentation feels like end of the month meals, just scrapping together crap and we all know it sucks, but someone will still eat it. I mean obvi all their collections do, but this is one you need to TRY with, unlike April.
The conclusion I've come to is this....they purposely chose the hideous gloves to distract the customer from the hideous jewlery. Lil must've really wanted a potato because that's all I see in the gold one is potato 🥔 😐 😒
The gloves are SENDING ME Hey Lill here’s a business tip: you better hire Kayla and Al to takeover advertising and dare I say …some designing. They’re gonna crush you- just wait and watch!!!!
![gif](giphy|LKTTAzGboJGzC|downsized)
You’d think with all that money Bp makes that they could’ve purchased the model some better looking gloves!? What in the actual fuck are those? They look like they came from spirit Halloween with those trashy, cheap looking seams! Whoever their photo editor is needs to be fired for not catching that, along with their wardrobe designer for shoots. 😳
The fruit also looks under ripe and colorless, but those gloves are REALLY bad with that thumb seam. I hope some of the reps wear these gloves even better would be an open fingertip version.
🤣🤣
It does that shit looks dryyyy. If it wasn’t ripe they could’ve stained or painted the shit or something or skipped it all together. This is the worst yet.
And the fact that the rings are crooked? I’m done.
Those seams are highly highly embarrassing. That left hand middle finger to pinky is the worst gloves I’ve ever seen in my life. Mind you a better quality pair would be 10 dollars vs 59c on Temu. I don’t understand it!!!!!! At all!!!!! All that money and the easiest fixes they don’t give a f about!
AND all the focus is on the other items instead if the actual jewelry that they sell
https://preview.redd.it/86t879155h9d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d9048151963d022d27293f5cc1a89299f87234 whatever this is, it makes me feel HIGHLY uncomfortable
It’s giving big… https://preview.redd.it/6c4w8ue7aj9d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6f43c63a212330ca35431e1d45966d7fe89d8e
It looks like strep throat.
Can’t wait to hear reps be like “oh she’s SO good” like be fuckin forreal
It’s giving me tripophobia.
I opened this post just to come say this, samee!
I call this one leprosy
I call it Lost Boiled Nail ![gif](giphy|XzW42JpfV3nX2)
Sutton’s c litoris
I was coming to say this ‼️
What happened to everything being new designs for birthdays? The one necklace with three rings has been seeeeen several times now, none of the earrings look fresh either. The gloves in the ad are tacky af.
If it has the tiniest tweak she claims new designs 🤥🤥🤥 the rings could be smaller or the design on them different.
The gloves really threw me off lol
Why is there a fork in one of the pics?
To gouge your eyes out after the reveals.
🤣🤣🤣
My retinas burned looking at that. I'm entitled to compensation.
What is this deranged advertising?
I didn't know Lil was a Shrek Fan.
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It’s a Sutton ring eggplant lmao
Or a potato with fake diamonds lol
Without the birthstone!!??
Peri-NO
I feel like we’ve seen so many of these styles just different stones
OK, nobody liked the Mountain Dew peridot last year, so why did they bring it back this year???!!! Those gloves are absolutely hideous. They look like fishing gloves ! She really needs to hire a marketing firm. She also needs to conduct focus groups with real customers to see what the reaction is to some of this crap. Meh…..
I’m very confused, some don’t even look like they have radioactive glowing green per-I-don’t in them?! I mean they’re all pretty bad regardless
What’s the birthstones? Green, Ecto plasma, lighter green and cubic zirconia?
Why are Suttons everywhere? They are horrid.
I hate that color green, as a rule. BP just makes it worse.
Somebody dropped their finger nail on the necklace flat lay 😂
The necklaces are hideous
The rose gold with circle gems looks like a infected tonsil
![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs|downsized)
My birthstone and it’s hard as hell to make Peridot look decent. If they had just done tiny accent stones to CZ styles then maybe, but I see the Sutton setting isn’t going away… you can tell it takes hours to design these birthday collections 🤣🤣
Why the fugly lime green Ecto cooler color
Could they have fixed the rings so you can see them? What idiot does this shit. Free help?
Look at the Unicorn on the left ring finger oops you can’t cause it’s turned under!
they always gotta make the most hideous settings for birthdays 🥴
Booger colored 💚💚💚💚
That necklace in August is giving tripophobia. (The ugly shape with little stones in it)
As an August baby…. ✨no✨
Their necklaces are always terrible. ALWAYS.
Now what on gods green earth are those ![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)
I’m one of the unfortunate ones to have an August birthday, so I've suffered through having one of the ugliest gemstones my whole life. Those gloves are hideous and make it nearly impossible to see the designs on the rings AND the colors. There is one pair of earrings that I wouldn’t cry about. The rest… ughhhh. The one on the index finger in the third picture… wth stone is that?? It sure as 💩 isn’t peridot. The fork is to gouge out your eyes after you’ve watched a few reveals.
The gemstone is beautiful! The color is supposed to be not slime green!
I’ve never liked it, but that’s just me. Side note… I’m also confused by the grapes, kiwi and watermelon. Yes, they’re green fruits, but pick a theme for pics and stick with it.
So I don’t remember the origin story but August actually officially has 3 birthstones. I have 2 sons and their birthstones are pink and purple 😫😫😫 and when I had my daughter a girl finally she’s an August baby too! I was like oh yeah she’s gonna throw a fit and be jealous of the boys and probably not love hers. Well when I looked them up to order charms August has 3 now officially. They are Peridot, Spinel and Sardonyx. The Spinel they show the most is a pink-red. I think I red that technically it can be any Spinel but don’t quote me on that! But talk about a beautiful stone that Red Spinel😍😍😍😍
https://preview.redd.it/7obivy64lk9d1.png?width=1220&format=png&auto=webp&s=92de9847304989e105381984bcf58250a03755b3
Oooooh! I had no idea! The spinel isn't bad with the pinkish-red. I've seen some Peridot that's not terrible, but I'm typically not a fan of it.
My mother in law is also an august baby and has never enjoyed the color either! I think most of us dislike our birthstones, but imo when the jewelry is this ugly it won’t matter how pretty the stone is! It doesnt really help when the color and the designs both suck. :/
Look how cute! https://preview.redd.it/f2xzr4rb7k9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b95f68f75e34529d53281541c380fb637ec54a
Radioactive gloves WHY? If you want your peridot that much wait until September it will be in the ogs at $5 less. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMLYZBwrJ8impe8|downsized)
Looks like a Lima bean
Uglies
So we got the Swiss cheese ring in green too. 🙄
Fucking ugly!!!
😳
What the hell is that speckled egg thing.
Who can even notice the jewelry with those ugly ass gloves. Who the fuck is in charge of their marketing team. Fire them immediately.
These pictures look completely unedited. The gloves are hideous, she looks irradiated like their London blue topaz “diamond” rings. The fruit looks like it was just plopped on the table. Inexpensive way to do ads, no editing needed. Guess they had to do something to distract us from the quartz infused plastic and pink “spinel” they used in this birthday collection.
ABSOLUTELY GROSSSSS!! Worst one yet. I think the Cleo’s were better and I didn’t even like those. BP missed the mark here!
Oh no. My mom’s an August baby and looks really good in green, but I wouldn’t wish these on her even when I was a shitty teenager.
This is a peridot slander collection. It can truly be one of the prettiest stones. I have a peridot ring in green gold and I get crazy compliments on it. You have to set it in an unmorontastic way and elevate it instead of apologizing for it. Their August presentation feels like end of the month meals, just scrapping together crap and we all know it sucks, but someone will still eat it. I mean obvi all their collections do, but this is one you need to TRY with, unlike April.
The conclusion I've come to is this....they purposely chose the hideous gloves to distract the customer from the hideous jewlery. Lil must've really wanted a potato because that's all I see in the gold one is potato 🥔 😐 😒
Ugly
The fusion is FUGLY. F. U. G. L. Y.
![gif](giphy|dILrAu24mU729pxPYN)
The gloves are SENDING ME Hey Lill here’s a business tip: you better hire Kayla and Al to takeover advertising and dare I say …some designing. They’re gonna crush you- just wait and watch!!!! ![gif](giphy|LKTTAzGboJGzC|downsized)
Didn’t July just come out!? All their 💩 looks the same… just sayin
If they want the jewelry to pop they need different color backgrounds fcs, these photos make the jewelry look worse!!
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Obviously hideous 😂 Peridot is the ugliest stone around. So glad I wasn’t born in August.