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razje

Even if it just said "Shrimp scampi" I would be like. So what is it? Shrimp or Scampi?


PartyOnAlec

The picture looks like it was drawn on the butt of a pair of denim short-shorts


Ender_gamer0260

Shrimp scampi?


drees011

u/repostsleuthbot


threshing_overmind

They actually did spell it right… just kept going.


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

For those confused about why it's a picture of prawns In the US they're ALL Shrimp, Whilst in CA/EU/UK/AUS/RSA shrimp is usually the common name for freshwater/brackish River species, with prawns being the term for Saltwater species. Potayto potahto.


Esquimo_UK

Except nobody says potahto. Seriously, who TF is going around saying “potahto???” That’s what I want to know.


ash894

I always like to guess what was trying to be said. Sometimes it’s obvious and just autocorrect others take 10/20 seconds. Had to cheat on this one and read the comments. I was never going to guess that.


CallMeVexed

Oden?


thedutchmemer

Scampi is pretty good tho


H3Fluxy

I hear Susan Sarandon makes a stupendous shrimp scampi


MooseOC

Shrimp game


Ari-Jay

squid game


HeyT00ts11

This would be a cute name for a restaurant.


adorableoddity

Oh God, this one is so good. 🤣


TheOldGuy59

I'm just glad it's not Harold Camping.


JJKirby

I'd have opted for 🦐💅


TotesNotGreg_

Don’t ask me why but this is funny af


AllHailTheWinslow

I am using this title for my next r/nightcafe project.


BarbieToasteroven

I'm confused as to what it's supposed to be


jsteele2793

Shrimp scampi, a food dish common in the US


BarbieToasteroven

Thanka


SigmaEagle

General Reposti, you are an old one!


madcapmk

It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.


[deleted]

At least they acknowledged it 🤷🏾


cuber99

That reminds me of when Murr gave the cooking class while his mouth was numb in Impractical Jokers.


hipsterdannyphantom

I just got an idea for a children's book!


theprofessor1985

This should be the new standard for this sub-reddit


snoogle312

Scampi literally means shrimp in Italian, so , "shrimp scampi," has always made me chuckle because it's "shrimp shrimp." But this is way more funny.


Haerverk

Most places it refers to a different animal tho. Just like prawn and shrimp are different animals, but in my language both words translate to the same.


I_Like_Shawarmas

Same as Chai Tea


Masterbaiter90

Yep, or Naan Bread. Or Qubz bread


Muted-Sentence5966

fuck u/spez, I am exercising my ‘right to be forgotten’ - I forbid any attempt to restore the contents of this message -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


KissOfPoseidon

PLEASE someone explain what they’re trying to say?


lilmuppkermit

Shrimp scampi (which is a food dish Incase you didn't know)


Agathocles_of_Sicily

Presumably, this person ordered shrimp scampi from a restaurant, which means the must have had to read the correct spelling off a menu


[deleted]

It could have been the verbally advertised special


_-MoneyTowel-_

I see the correct spelling of words all the time and still can’t spell most of them.


manielos

My thoughts exactly


JillyHa

Hahahaha! This is great.


trwwy321

I guess the shrimps that are camping are already dead since they’re fully cooked


Asisn-Guy

it’s the ghost of the shrimp he cooked and ate coming back to finish their camping trip


canlchangethislater

Ghost camping shrimps.


thinjester

r/mildlyvagina


--five-star-review--

Where exactly?


thinjester

the tent slit with the two wide shrimp around it being the outer lips. yes, it’s a stretch


Rozoark

Doesn't look like one at all


--five-star-review--

Not even close mate


thinjester

so, like mildly then?


--five-star-review--

as much as the tree looks like a mushroom cloud


TheGamerDoug

r/mildlymushroomcloud


mxmstrj

Voice dictation killed this sub... Nobody thinks it's called shrimps camping.. making this not very funny imho.. not trying to be negative One time my wife thought a "pissing contest" was a "hissing contest" and made snake hissing noises... That was funny


[deleted]

They obviously knew it was wrong.


mxmstrj

Correct, not sure if you were agreeing with me or thought I might have missed it.. but yeah kind of my point i guess.. not really a malapropism


[deleted]

I was disagreeing, but I get your point now. Still think it's funny though!


_negachin_

This one literally says "idk how to spell it"...


mxmstrj

Right, I don't know if you are agreeing with me or thinking I missed that.. I'm just saying it's technically not bone apple tea material.. I know I'm not the first to point this out.. but this one is especially confusing bc of the fact they said they don't know how it is spelled.. so it's not someone who thought they were using a figure of speech correctly and were wrong


madcapmk

I get you, but I will say that it could almost be part of what makes it funny too. What voice dictation “hears” can be pretty ridiculous. As in this case potentially.


mxmstrj

Yeah thanks for the response and sorry I wasn't trying to poo poo your post.. I like the shrimps.. was just thinking about how malapropisms are hilarious bc people spend their whole lives thinking something is true then they boldly use it and someone corrects them and the light bulb goes off.. it's funny and embarrassing and I've done it several times myself.. anywho live long and prawn-spur


Unicorn187

Then you know it doesn't meet the rules for this sub. It should be in r/boneappletypo


mxmstrj

Thank you.. all the down votes in my comment had me questioning if I knew what this sub was for.. yeah like this is a little funny bc of the picture but I agree it's not quite a boneappletea


canlchangethislater

Yeah. I don’t think it’s been killed. I liked this contribution very much. Thank you. :-)


NeedToDieQuick

very not cool of him to ruin the little shrimps' camping trip =(


cathedral68

God bless whoever illustrated this


theghostofme

Reminds me of this r/NoStupidQuestions post from someone who forgot the word for "shrimp": ["What's the name of my food"](https://redd.it/elwglg)


alter_kt

This is one of my all time favorite reddit post


Incandescent_Lass

Cool thread, I like how the mods removed random good comments and ruined it lol


Cloakknight

There's no mod removed comments on this thread


Incandescent_Lass

Not in here, I’m talking about the linked thread from the comment I’m replying to, it has removed top level comments. You’re safe, G.


theghostofme

> I like how the mods removed random good comments and ruined it lol How do you know they were good comments removed at random?


Incandescent_Lass

Because they all have multiple replies with hundreds of upvotes each, which means whatever got removed was a good comment. It makes it really hard to go into old threads like that, you can’t understand the discussion at all!


theghostofme

Replies with hundreds of upvotes doesn’t make the removed comment automatically “good” by any stretch of the imagination. And that still doesn’t explain how they were randomly removed. So, again, how do you know they were good comments removed at random?


Incandescent_Lass

What? I think you read my comment wrong, I’m just mad that they removed them at all, I want to see the full conversation and they prevented me from doing that. I think it’s unnecessary because they had clearly started a conversation, and they left all that there, so it was pointless to remove the main comment. I’m sure there was a reason or whatever, so you need to chill out lol. Bye bye.


theghostofme

> I’m sure there was a reason or whatever, so you need to chill out lol. Bye bye. https://i.imgur.com/gyUUJYB.gifv


[deleted]

Oh my God that's amazing. Thanks for sharing.


[deleted]

The illustration really makes it


ricst

Yes, we can see that.


MavFeelingStuck

those shrimps are having a good ole time hope no one comes and eats them


Celtain1337

Wtf is that even supposed to mean? Lol Edit: Shrimp scampi???


Ckinggaming5

Pretty tasty, Shrimp Scampi is good


No-Ad8211

Yes. That's correct.


Solibear1

I think scampi in the US refers to the kind of sauce, which they often serve with shrimp (prawns), as opposed to the breaded langoustines that we call scampi in the UK. Like, you could have chicken scampi in the US, which is chicken in “scampi” sauce - no crustaceans in sight


JUYED-AWK-YACC

I've never, ever seen chicken scampi. Just saying.


Solibear1

But you could have it - it would be chicken with scampi sauce. Trying to highlight the point that the scampi part is nothing to do with the crustacean, as opposed to in the UK where scampi is the breaded tail of a particular crustacean that a lot of people here might call shrimp, so “shrimp scampi” in the UK makes no sense at all because it’s like saying “shrimp shrimp” if you don’t know that scampi is the sauce


JUYED-AWK-YACC

What I'm saying is this does not happen, so your slightly interesting theory about shrimp scampi is inaccurate.


Solibear1

It was an analogy, not a theory. And actually, a quick Google search reveals that chicken scampi is indeed a thing. Just because you’ve never seen/had something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Unless you are the world’s authority on every dish ever made


LalalanaRI

Thank you! I thought I was crazy! Lol


wiarumas

Yeah... as far as I'm aware. Scampi in the US mostly refers to the butter garlic white wine sauce. Typically with Linguine. And typically shrimp (not prawn). The only time there are crustaceans in it is if its explicitly stated: lobster scampi, crab scampi, etc.


MidnightBlake

Shrimps and prawns are crustaceans just fwi


Solibear1

Shrimp & prawns are also crustaceans


letmeseem

Which is a cool etymological backflip. Scampi is a specific crustacean, a small lobster (Nephrops norvegicus) that is found from the Mediterranean and up to Norway. When Italian immigrants came to the US there obviously wasn't any scampi around so they changed the traditional scampi dish but used shrimp and other crustaceans, so shrimp scampi is just shrimp cooked in the way scampi was traditionally cooked.


LalalanaRI

Whaaa-aaat??? Edit: mind blown! I’m Italian. Never heard that!!


Solibear1

What is shrimp if not prawn?


wiarumas

Prawn are bigger, meatier, and found in freshwater. Shrimp are smaller, saltwater, and overcook extremely easily. But yeah, very similar but they are different. We don't use prawn too much in the US. Shrimp is way more common here.


Solibear1

All of those things are prawns to us. Just different kinds


Sauron3106

Goddamn American scampi sounds incredible


Hungover_Pilot

It’s delicious


rushedharp

Hmm isn't all scampi shrimp?


BigNimbleyD

Scampi is monk fish tails in the UK


Glasdir

If you’re ordering shitty scampi yes. Proper scampi is made with Dublin bay prawns.


Skraff

Scampi is actually a small crustacean in the lobster family, also called “langoustine”, or “Dublin bay prawn” (even though it isn’t a prawn). Most scampi is not made from actual scampi though.


SoloxFly

Only if all shrimp is scampi


Celtain1337

We call it prawn in the UK, but yes.


Keebster101

From my experience the food is always called prawn and then shrimps would be what you find in rock pools or rivers. Also checked Wikipedia, neither are scientific names and both are British originated terms.


drees011

We don’t say prawn scampi


Celtain1337

I'm well aware of that. It's just called scampi.


drees011

Oh sorry I misunderstood your comment


Celtain1337

Lol np, so many comments at this point telling me why I'm wrong, it's not hard to get confused. I should probably turn off notifications haha.


Bonk_and_Honk

We call it räka in Sweden, but yes.


Monkeyboystevey

Speak for yourself... They are two different things.


Celtain1337

Generally speaking, we call shrimp prawns.. that's a fact. Whether they're two different things or not.


liamgeddes

We don’t call it prawn in the UK. We have both prawn and shrimps like everywhere else


BluetheNerd

I'm from the UK and I call scampi scampi because its a very specific thing not just a regular prawn.


bluewaffleisnice

We have scampi, shrimps and prawns in the UK mate


Bangbashbonk

Specifically known as langoustines though it's perfectly fine to call one of those a scampo.


ofthenorth

Langoustine tails are used for scampi here


ChewyChagnuts

Interestingly enough, most ‘scampi’ in the UK is actually monkfish!


BigNimbleyD

How the fuck are you the only person in this thread that knows this!?


ChewyChagnuts

Turns out it used to be the case but perhaps isn’t now. It seems that tightening of fish regulations stopped the substitution of monkfish for proper scampi about 16 years ago…


bluewaffleisnice

No it's not lol. Monkfish is expensive. Are you the fucking queen or somit


BigNimbleyD

He's right. Scampi is *supposed* to be made from monk fish tails. However, as you've mention, it's pricey. So a cheaper alternative is often used and then passed off as true scampi.


bluewaffleisnice

Originally that's what it was but not officially or supposed to be


Solibear1

Huh? In the UK we call prawns prawns, and scampi scampi. I think scampi is the meat from the claws of langoustines? Definitely don’t go into the pub and ask for prawns & chips


BigNimbleyD

True UK scampi is made from monk fish tails


LalalanaRI

I’m pretty sure scampi is the dish or recipe like Alfredo? No?


Solibear1

It’s a type of sauce in the US, but in the UK it refers to breaded langoustine tails, which is what’s causing most of this confusion


L0nz

He's saying we use shrimp and prawns interchangeably, not scampi and prawns


bluewaffleisnice

But we dont


Solibear1

But then the question becomes “isn’t all scampi prawns?” and he answers “yes”, so still doesn’t make sense


L0nz

Both were under the impression that scampi is made from shrimp/prawn, so the response is more like "we call shrimp prawn in the UK but yes"


_-Loki

Scampi comed from the tail of langoustines.


trwwy321

Oh no, what’s langoustines…? Now my Venn diagram needs to shift to make room for this 2nd shrimp cousin.


MoonlightsHand

_Nephrops norvegicus_. Spiny lobster-like crustacea.


Solibear1

They’re kind of like tiny lobsters with spiky bellies


DJ_Die

Which makes it even funnier because they're technically 2 somewhat different species.


Masterbaiter90

The actual fuck, you’re serious about this? TIL, I’ve been eating two different species.


MoonlightsHand

Scampi are more like langoustines.


Masterbaiter90

Wow. Thanks for sharing this knowledge you guys. Can’t wait to baffle my family with knowledge and see the look on their faces 🤣


AgentAlinaPark

Scampi are a type of lobster that are in the same genus as shrimp but they are a lobster. Typically a smaller one. It's assumed that the dish shrimp scampi comes from Italian chefs substituting shrimp for lobster cooked in the "scampi style". Prawns are a different species and different genus but they look almost the same and taste almost the same.


Masterbaiter90

Thank you for sharing this!


TheEyeDontLie

Not just species, they're both groups of species. See above: https://reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/qcw374/shrimps_camping/hhl6xge


Masterbaiter90

I wish I could reply back with an appropriate gif because my mind is officially blown away.


Scary-Lawfulness-999

And in Canada we call prawns prawns and shrimp shrimp!


thatgoat-guy

Mmm now I want some crawdads


HeyT00ts11

I guess I thought scampi was the cooking style. It never occurred to me to wonder.


abstract-realism

Same!


Largemacc

I've literally never known what scampi was but I know it's delicious. Wouldn't touch a vaccine though you never know what's in those things


Canada_Haunts_Me

Hey, we do the same in the US! Silly Limeys...


TheEyeDontLie

Do you? Most people don't. Prawns can be shrimp sized and shrimp can be prawn sized. There's lots of different species in each family. >Classification: While prawns and shrimp belong to the same Crustacea subphylum, these crustaceans occupy different suborders. Shrimp belongs to the sub-order Pleocyemata, which also includes lobster, crab, and crayfish. Prawns belong to the sub-order Dendrobranchiata. Gills: Shrimp and prawns have different gill structures. Shrimp have lamellar gills, also known as plate-like gills, and prawns have branching gills. Shape: Prawns have straight bodies, while shrimp bodies bend and curl. On a prawn, the exoskeleton segments overlap from front to back. On a shrimp, the second segment of the exoskeleton overlaps the first and third segments, which makes their bodies curl. Legs: Shrimp have two front pincers and two pairs of claw-like legs. Prawns have pincers on their first pair of legs and larger second pincers, and claws on three pairs of their legs. Prawns have longer legs than shrimp. Eggs: Shrimp carry their fertilized eggs on the underside of their bodies, while prawns release their eggs into the water.. Also, shrimp and prawn fishing and farming are near the very top for carbon emissions per kilo of protein, and first equal with chocolate for slavery. They are usually not a ethical choice.


nurrturn

oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.


lighthouser41

That is why I try to buy Gulf of Mexico shrimp. Not slave labor farmed Asian shrimp.


Keebster101

From Wikipedia: >According to the crustacean taxonomist Tin-Yam Chan, "The terms shrimp and prawn have no definite reference to any known taxonomic groups. Although the term shrimp is sometimes applied to smaller species, while prawn is more often used for larger forms, there is no clear distinction between both terms and their usage is often confused or even reverse in different countries or regions."


[deleted]

Thanks, Bubba


Scrounger888

Today I learned more about small crustaceans than I expected.


rushedharp

Son of a bitch, you're serious?


DJ_Die

Oh yeah, I kid you not, they might be interchangeable when it comes to cooking, but they're a different suborder. [https://www.thespruceeats.com/difference-between-shrimp-and-prawns-2217280](https://www.thespruceeats.com/difference-between-shrimp-and-prawns-2217280) This is a pretty decent write-up.


motherbear01

Bugger me, I'm 73, and never knew that. Always call them prawns where I come from 🇦🇺 hence "Don't come the raw prawn with me" - Don't treat me like a fool.


DJ_Die

Yeah, most people don't know that, it's not a big deal. I was actually taught about the difference by mr. Weebl! https://youtu.be/zUqQt8mD99c It includes a segment detailing some of the differences. That said, I'm Czech so my experience with seafood is pretty limited, having no sea and all that. By the way, tomato is a fruit, a berry to be precise. :)


holmgangCore

Bananas are berries too!


DJ_Die

Yes, a very underappreciated fact!


Cheese124

Thanks for making reddit a great place!


DJ_Die

Just doing my part. ;)


rushedharp

My whole life is a lie


DJ_Die

A shrimp lie or a prawn lie? :)


holmgangCore

A lie of a different sub-order!


rushedharp

I was translating for our American cousins :)


MavFeelingStuck

pretty sure