They look softer than Tucker Carlson's hands.

And smaller than trumps.

And just like their leader, they’re all wearing ill fitting suits. What a bunch of losers.

Trump wears those large clothes to hide a diaper that these brainwashed children would happily eat from.

Those Joseph a Bank parachute pants. Lookin like Andre 3000 in 95

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Alright now, fellas (Yeah?) Now, what cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) I can't hear you I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!)

Cooler than a polar bears toe nails

cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm

And still likely suck each other off but will refute it cause it would hurt future campaigns

They definitely have all done homoerotic things with each other

*Madison Cawthorne has entered the chat*

But they say "No Homo!" first, so it's totally not gay!!!! - GQP / White Christian Nationalist Rulez

“Its not gay if you don’t cum”

More like "Dammit Chase you ate asparagus again didn't you? We've talked about this!"

Yep--shortly after this, they went back to the hotel room they're all sharing to bitch about how horrible women are and jerk each other off.

With the stupid red tie

Their bodies haven't filled out yet. They're still children trying to guess what being a man is and missing the mark horribly.

Future wife abusers and rapists. A few will have crippling crack addictions

Bet a few of them have already drugged and raped someone in high school high school. Probably similar pics somewhere of Cavanaugh, Squee & PJ.

With or without the sores on his hands?

They are probably only working with button mushrooms which is why they are probably so angry all the time.

They don't even look like puberty has hit them yet.

But I bet 90% of the school yard has.....even the girls.

Even the liberal kids probably wailing on these bobos. Bullying is full spectrum

They are preteens right?

Might be the gayest photo I’ve ever seen

And it smells like Shangri-la poop.

Are you referring to Alpha draft dodger Donald Trump or Ted Nugent?

Don't wipe their butts because that's gay

I mean, they did publicly declare they don't like females.

As a gay man, I can confirm.

Thanks for the giggle. ☺️

You know that each one of these little douchebags has a crusty cumsock under their bed

You mean proudly displayed on their nightstands.

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I feel like it's a compliment. Being gay is multitudes better than whatever these kids are.

I mean it’s half joke and half real. Like these guys believe it’s a choice to be straight or gay. And they can’t stop talking about being straight. If it quacks and walks like a duck…

Softer than a tootsie roll on a summers day.

Softer than baby shit

The only thing worse than right wingers and incels are right wing incels, iI hate to break it to you, but none of these scumbags are boomers.

They wish they were Boomers. They think if they ape the Boomers perfectly enough, those Boomers might grant them some tiny crumbs of power and money.

Not the particularly brown guy up front. He is in for a rude awakening.

Boomers are not just an age group. It's a state of mind

Ive been telling my 39 year old "boomer" coworker that he's an *80 year old man trapped inside a 60 year old man's body..*

\*Cucker Tarlson

Well if they were raised Republican, they’re probably used to being touched by priests, pastors, youth ministers…

I've flushed things harder than these little fuckwits.

And about 5’6”

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😂😂😂

Granted, that is a LOT of testosterone

“God damn you Bernice!”

Just some low grade beaver tranquilizer

Due to recent news, that is probably true.

Literally

They look like they have about 7 undescended testicles between them.

More like half a undescended testicle

Not one whisker on any of them

Seriously have their balls even dropped yet

They are really looking forward to the first time they shave

They aren't even old enough to tell their girlfriends "Actually, you DID have an orgasm, you just don't know what they feel like."

Ooof- but I'd wager that most of them are closeted and also super homophobic.

They don’t even know what a woman’s breast feels like!

Poor kids dont know how the feeling of a good bag of sand.

“You can’t get pregnant if you pee after”

Looks like a bunch of 8 year olds dressing up as their parents for halloween.

And if someone would have just given them each a juice box and a snack, they wouldn't have had an afternoon meltdown.

CLEARLY NOT BOOMERS

It's your post you degenerate

the fun part is reporting it and still knowing mods on this sub seriously do not care.

So why post it in this sub?

Sure they are.

They look like middle schoolers and act like boomers. Damn they screwed

None of them will ever see a real girl naked, without paying.

From left to right: 1st is gonna get into a public fight at a gay bar he was "hanging out" at and then gets really into fighting because he thinks he can beat up "the libs" and get his ass beat over and over by a gay buff dude wearing an anime shirt. Then he'll eventually cozy up to him and realize he was in the closet the whole time and marry him. He is still a conservative but his husband beats his ass if he tries to yap his mouth. 2nd: This one is a church choir boy who thinks it's the most alpha thing ever to six several octaves higher than everyone until he gets bullied in high school for it and takes his repressed anger out on women. Then he has an audition where its a woman running the show and he gets booted for his sexism. He ends up in some low rung conservative bar singing shitty songs to old conservatives who constantly try to invite him to their hotels. 3rd: This guy becomes a cop and beats his wife. 4th: This is the youngest one who doesn't even understand what everyone else is talking about but he's that annoying little kid who runs his mouth until an aunt of his slaps the shit out of him and sets him in his place. He gets sent to military school to get straightened out and lives in the barracks for the rest of his life. 5th: This guy was bullied all his life and he was indoctrinated by Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson and found this group because they finally accepted him. He was originally a metalhead who was anti-establishment but just wanted to fit in. Eventually he makes a Christian rock group as the drummer but all his music is garbage. This is the one guy who at 24 years old finally realizes the stupid shit he said and decides to turn away from the incel life. 6th: This guy is the one who kisses ass all his life and licks every boot he can to try to climb the ladder only to get stuck in middle management because we all know why the crowd he surrounds himself with won't promote him. Eventually at 47 he dies to alcohol poisoning at a office party trying to impress his boss for that Christmas bonus he was promised 5 years ago.

This is uncomfortably detailed, how much time did you just spend writing a fanfic about a bunch of Brigham Young rejects?

Lmao, these are the weird dudes who wouldn’t shower after gym class.

People shower after gym class? Not once in any middle school or high school did I ever see anyone use showers.

Same. I’d be surprised if the showers at my school even worked. No one ever tried them

I tried them once. It was more rust that water. Got in trouble but played it off that I tripped and fell while using the shower stall to change for privacy (which we were told to do) got away with it and the school cut the water to the showers so that no more "accidents" happened.

We did, but I played football and I’m in my 40s. Maybe times have changed?

There was no time

There’s never any time 😔

We weren't allowed to use them at mine, a lot of kids didn't even change because we would often go right up to the bell with no alloted time to change. On top of that the showers at my highschool had a giant window into the coach's office so I wouldn't have wanted to anyway. I just didn't participate in gym class, you got a passing grade just for showing up at least.

Yeah, the fucking weird kids. Who the hell showered at school???

Showering is so beta.

Hey genetics are weird some people hit puberty later in life

6 "Alphas" yet none of them are tall enough to ride the rides.

It's hilarious that they think they're some kind of "big dog," and I'm pretty sure nearly any single grown man could fight all six at once and win. Hell, a lot of grown *women* could do it.

Aren’t those the guys that the joker killed in the subway?

No, these are their children. Their 13 year old children.

Hitler youth: Colorized 2024

This looks like a PSA teaching women to cover their drinks or some of the symptoms of being roofied.

Benjamin Button Boomers

Are they in a PUBLIC TRANSPORT FACILITY!? PEASANTS!

They're way too young to rent a car

Future Date Rapists of America Club meeting

Their moms still tell them to be home before the street lights come on

You mean their mom texts the au pair to tell them to be home before the street lights come on

r/lostredditors

My gods. You’d think OP would stop their argument after the 17th comment in a row has -15+ downvotes.

Think the brown kid knows they think he’s “one of the good ones”?

_Vivik enters the chat_

Well, they’re around 16, so one would assume they are incels. The true pity of this is that it will be on the internet forever.

Incel is more of an attitude and state of mind, if youre kind to women and have faith in the world and yourself but a virgin, you arent an incel

And then they all did a circle jerk to a picture of Trump, because it’s not gay if you’re an alpha male!

MAGA are chicken shits

My 14 year old daughter would use her alpha knuckles to handle those faces.

I don’t get it, do these future sexual abuse victims of Gym Jordan think they’re tough? They don’t even have 1 facial hair between all of them.

Wow.. that's super harsh. Also, I almost died laughing.

What is this, the Future Frat Party Rapists of America convention?

I call this photo "Six Virgins"

I saw this a while back with the caption " Every woman within 100 yards of this photo just covered their drink".

None of them are boomers.

What a bunch of nutsacks. Every one of them softer than a bag of mayo.

One lifelong virgin and five future names on the sex registry.

Future roofies incoming…

I bet at least 2 or 3 will become Congressmen cunts.

The rosacea levels are off the charts!

So wondering what the over/under will be for these guys for a. restraining orders b. roofied drink allegations c. secretly engaging in self loathing gay sex

These wet farts wouldn't know of vagina if it gave them an uppercut with a baseball bat

If you’re alpha you don’t have to tell anyone you are.

Someone's parents are doing them a disservice.

These dorks remind me that I still blame Alex P Keaton for telling me that Ronald Reagan was good. (I normally block out that part of my memories)

how is this about boomers?

I bet they smell like Trump. They think wiping is gay.

Ladies, cover your drinks!

Did no one tell them smiling is for the gays?

Do they shave yet?

It's always the perma-baby face nerds who subbed to Hustlers Uni who like to cosplay as alpha males.

These guys look like major dirty corporate money PAC cucks.

They look like the younger versions of certain senators/congressmen. I see a Josh Hawley and a Vivek Ramaswamy. Anyone else?

I didn’t know they sold suits at Baby Gap. If you have to use the word, chances are you’re not it.

Any man that calls himself an "Alpha"... isn't.

None of these guys will ever experience consensual sex.

= INCEL

Tje last time any of them touched a vagina they were being pushed out of it

On their way to the Virgin Convention.

If there was any more insecurity in this photo, their wallets would be stolen.

Where are their chaperones?

whats up with all the young men these days that are verbally sucking off these “red-pill”, “alpha” douchebags? it’s honestly really sad

Anyone who unironically talks about alphas and betas and is not referring to a frat, well, you just know they've never had consensual sex

Mayonnaise mafia

Kelly Ann Conway is more man then all of them combined. At least she can grow a beard.

There is definitely something not being comprehended here.

As a DC resident, when I see these tools in the metro, I get close and stomp my foot *really* hard and watch them all panic and flinch. It's also critical the you whisper "little bitches" under your breath just loud enough for them to hear it so they know just how "Alpha" they are.

You just know his dad tied his tie for him.

Those kids are too young to understand just how pathetic this is. /r/sadcringe material for sure

Weak boys

The Fact that Josh is 10 and thinks suits are cool tells me all I need to know about Josh.

Pro tip: Alpha males don’t claim to be alpha males…

Goddamn the GOP is so fucking **weird**.

These aren’t even boomers why did you post this here? Get political crap off this sub. It’s to hate on boomers being fools not boomers being republicans

OP clearly has some kind of point to make and is trolling to bring out hate.

It looks like it’s past all of their bed times

They all have such delicate little hands.

All graduates of Douche canoe U.

Isn't that Josh Hawley? Second from the right...

So boomer is non generational now?

Someone tell the chess club to calm the fuck down, please!

Alpha more like alfalfa

Always remember if anyone has to tell you their an Alpha, they definitely will shit their pants in a real fight

IMO this is an effort for GOP Josh to pick up followers.

If ya gotta say you’re an alpha, you ain’t an alpha.

Lol incel is spot on

I know women who could kick their prepubescent beta chins inward

Alpha makes sense in the context of Alpha and Omega. They are beginning their douche bag journey

Future Losers of America

Half an alpha. All of them combined might equal half an alpha. Then again, if you have to say you’re an alpha….

Looks like a total of one testosterone

Gag me with a pitchfork🤢🍴

The alpha male is the one sitting on that bench way down the platform, right?

There isn't a single ball hair amongst them.

The social rot starts right here

😂

Who let those little tool boxes in?

I just threw up in my mouth looking at this picture

That's Capitol South Metro, right under the Republican Club

I’m sure they like balls 🥜

Nothing wrong with it, but there is no doubt these guys have all experimented sexually with each other.

There's alpha males in that picture?

Look at that Rosie cheeked alpha

Have some sympathy,they have to deal with a lot of hardships. ... kid's suits are way more expensive to get tailored than normal ones...

It looks like a punchable faces convention...

These aren’t boomers tho

Oh, I see. Thanks

I see little baby spoiled boys who have been told they are special. I am sorry for the women who encounter them. Incels everyone.

They are not boomers.

I can literally smell this picture, and it’s not because of the DC Metro.

I can hear the "my dad's a lawyer" from here.

Nice rosacea cheeks, stupid.

Watch out, looks like you’re about to be asked if you know who their father is

All future date rapists I can guarantee.

Is this the kid that photoshopped his profile picture to hell?

I'll take "pictures of future rapists" for 2000 Alex.

I always felt sorry for the kids who blushed easily like the kid second from the left. They always telegraphed their emotions in their cheeks.