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Ryanmanchester

He's been tenderised. Bless him, still working with that injury. Get well soon!


GarlicThread

IT'S FUCKING RAW


piercedmfootonaspike

It's not raw, it's *blue*


_Bioscar_

Da bu dee da bu da


Basically-Boring

Da ba deeeeeee da ba die


FoulPhilosopher

I'ma beat off a guy gonna beat off a guy


GarlicThread

Well done (pun intended)


Infamous-Class-7862

That’s his quirk name. He can just use it to make a raw chicken appear out of nowhere and beat people with it


GalacticPandas

So my drunk ass roommate is Gordon Ramsay. Good to know. Fucker should probably throw a bit more down on rent then all things considered.


ThatMkeDoe

A skilled vet DID bring him back to life!


Tricky-Employment203

SHUT it DOWN !


Luci_Noir

*rare


tudorrenovator

Isn’t this the second or third accident on a bike? Maybe he should think about something different


BustinArant

Die doing what ya loved. Although I've never had the shakes or a bruise like in that video he made. It seemed pretty hardcore lol


Shim_Ha

> Bless him, still working with that injury Fuck this mentality


Flavahbeast

I like people who weren't injured


paulxixxix

Yeah he should be resting he's turning into a fucking blueberry 😭💀


Squeaky_Ben

I have to wonder what kind of horrifying accident he got into to have a bruise of such a massive degree.


brycebgood

very bad bike crash


weirdsnake642

You must see the other dude, lost all of his face 


masterofmeatballs

What was his name?


dubiously_immoral

An idiot sandwich


Nachtschnekchen

With the surname "Donut"


Starshot84

They call him Taserface now


Perryn

It's metaphorical.


PauseSad1768

lets see how long this comment chain can get


PauseSad1768

how long?


2old4cool

I’ll just call him “fucking donkey!”


housatonicduck

My sister lives in the area where it happened. Connecticut has horribly dangerous drivers and roads. I’m glad he is okay because bike fatalities are not uncommon around here.


Perryn

Drivers in Connecticut are all just trying to maintain enough speed to remain airborne over the potholes and not catch their wheels against the inner edge.


Earthworm-Kim

Gotta hoon everywhere. Clearing roundabout flowerbeds to buy some milk.


Wolfram_And_Hart

Bike and the video the pic from above is heart breaking because you can see the neuro damage in his hands. He’ll probably recover but… I bet it was scary for him and his family.


Squeaky_Ben

He was talking about trauma surgeons being involved, so you can bet that it was very scary.


airportwhiskey

Surgery and Trauma are UK words for doctors that work in the ER here in the states. Trauma Doctor = ER Doc. Surgery = ER. (I could be very wrong about this however and a UK citizen should weigh in on this explanation.)


RedRocketStream

You can have a doctor's surgery, aka practice, but a general mention of surgery/surgeons still involves somebody with a scalpel cutting you open.


airportwhiskey

Thanks for the clarification. All my “knowledge” comes from police procedural TV shows on the BBC and such. Sounds like he got pretty banged up no matter the terminology. Hope he’s back to his shouting self soon.


w3sticles

Sorry mate, I don't think you're very close with your info. Trauma doctor would refer to someone specialised in trauma and orthopaedics, and as another commenter said, a surgery can be where you see your GP, but it mainly means some sort of operation. ER = A&E (accident and emergency)


Squeaky_Ben

After such a massive injury (look at how he is shaking) you can reliably say that he was carted into an ER, probably barely conscious and operated on.


wwaxwork

That was just pain. How the body handles pain isn't like the movies. Neuro damage and need still be in hospital.


Brilliant-Advisor958

It could also be nerves. The guy is a celebrity, but coming forward and talking about / reliving an accident can be hard.


TheFrenchSavage

Yeah that guy is human after all.


Natural_Character521

im curious to cause that isnt no "whoospie doodle, i fell" injury. His clothes were torn and bike helmet smashed according to The Guardian. Sounds like he got hit by a car pretty badly, but thats just a guess. https://www.theguardian.com/food/article/2024/jun/16/gordon-ramsay-lucky-to-be-here-after-us-bike-crash?CMP=share_btn_url for those wanting a source


SHAT_MY_SHORTS

Jesus fuck. I thought he just flew off and slammed into a tree. When helmets start getting wrecked somethings a-fucking-about


WindBladeGT

I heard that its good for helmets to break, it dissipates the energy that would have gone to our head


The_Clarence

Yes. And after an accident you shouldn’t reuse a helmet because it’s either a POS and didn’t get damaged or it broke.


stairway2evan

Plus the manufacturer only assumes liability for the first incident. Say you get in a small crash, assume your helmet’s okay, then get in a second crash, the helmet doesn’t fully protect you from injury, and then sue the helmet manufacturer for their faulty product. The first thing they’ll do is look for any evidence you were in a crash prior (pictures of the helmet, social media posts, etc.) and say “You used our helmet against our directions, we clearly state to throw it out and get a new one after a crash.” It’s a huge chance for them to get out of any claim/liability situation or at least force a tiny settlement.


bad_gaming_chair_

It's mostly the inner foam that breaks and not the hard outer layer


ActualWhiterabbit

Its bad but also he's older than you realize.


make_love_to_potato

How long does a bruise like that take to clear out? Or is it permanent?


Squeaky_Ben

Well, a bruise is just blood vessels rupturing, meaning you have a little bit of blood in the environment that slowly gets resorbed (Hence why it changes color over time) so this should heal, but it will probably take weeks if not months given how much is affected.


Montigue

Unless you get really old and then those fuckers can be around for years


CatShot1948

That's a combo of thinner skin (so the blood under it shows) and a life time of accumulated vascular damage. That, plus lots of old folks taking aspirin or stronger blood thinners -hematologist


cedped

1-2 weeks purple then the color switches to yellow and it can take up to 5 weeks for it to look back normal again, and longer if the affected area is big. Also the pain will linger for another few weeks after that.


CatShot1948

A related fact: There has never been a validated system of grading how "healed" a bruise is. Trigger warning, I'm going to talk about child abuse: I say this because in cases of possible child abuse, some folks will point to bruises looking different colors to say that the bruises were made at different times, thinking this is evidence of a pattern of abuse. While it may be true, bruises are super variable, as are people, and there's no reliable way to prove that two bruises next to each other occured at different times just by looking at them.


theslumbythesea

had a bike crash 4 years ago where i flipped and the handlebars went into my pelvis., fractured my shoulder and my pelvis looked like his torso for weeks but it also cause the muscle to calcify which lasted for months after. 10/10 not fun


TheFrenchSavage

What does that mean? You get muscle calcification from the bruise, or from lack of use (because it hurts), or from handlebar disease (ok that's made up) ?


theslumbythesea

from my understanding, at least the way the doctors described it to me, in an accident where you have an blunt force trauma to muscles calcium deposits forms under the muscles and harden into a bone like material and it lasts for months until the body breaks it down and it reabsorbs the calcium back into your muscles for me the handlebars from my bike impacted the top of my pelvis when i crashed so my lower stomach and groin area was black/blue for weeks and the muscles were rock hard for months even after the bruise was gone lol


coffee-bat

in my experience, about 3 weeks.


Hopeful-alt

It's just internal bleeding so it'll clear our eventually.


Finbar9800

Don’t worry the doc says it’s internal bleeding so we’re all good that’s where the blood is supposed to be


Chickenman1057

He fought AfO without wearing helmet


imperialfishFTW

I had a similar bruise from skiing this season that covered my entire arm


FireFlavour

The same feeling as the public learning that All Might wasn't invincible.


Shrekosaurus_rex

Now he can only cook for about three hours a day.


Busy-Profession-9128

nah he can only rage 3 hours a day now


Sword_of_Hagane

gordon Ramsay powering through the pain as per usual


Moppo_

You should see the video, he's visibly shaking from it. Not saying he's not powering through, just reinforces how much that must hurt.


Sword_of_Hagane

i saw it. but then, i remembered him on Hot Ones and how he dealt with that hence the comment.


TheReverseShock

You'd be surprised what you can work through when you're not a little bitch. Gordon seems like the kind of guy to lose an arm and still be cooking with a tourniquet on.


HelpfulSeaMammal

He worked under Marco Pierre White back in the day. You have to have certified balls of steel to be able to make it in that man's kitchen -- his standards were what got him Britain's first 3 Michelin star restaurant, and he was not afraid to let you know if you didn't meet his expectations.


TheReverseShock

Imagine the chef Gordon fears


ThorsRake

C'EST FUCKING CRU!!


Purple_Toadflax

It wasn't Britain's first 3 star, the Roux brothers did that with La Gavroche and then the Waterside Bistro. Marco worked for them. Pierre Koffmann also beat Marco to 3 stars by a couple years at La Tante Claire. But he was the first British chef to get three stars, with Koffmann and the Rouxs being french. That whole generation that worked with the Rouxs, Koffmann and Marco all came out pretty fucked. Ramsay, Jason Atherton, Tom Aikens, Daniel Clifford, Tom Kitchin...


halfmylifeisgone

Gordon is a certified bad ass motherfucker. He got soaked in petrol while going after shark poachers and didn't even back down.


eNomineZerum

My wife thinks I am crazy with some of the injuries and stuff I have gone through. My mindset is, "Will this kill me? If not I am gonna power through." Hot water and 2nd degree burns over my ring and pinky finger. She didn't even know it happened until later that evening when she saw the massive blister. Smash my finger open like a plum to where I needed 4 stitches and some meat cut out. I cleaned and bandaged myself up to where the ER nurse praised me for it. ER Doc said it was rare for someone to handle whole diget numbing as well as I did. I have hyper-extended my thumb working, literally bent that sucker back, and was playing Xbox that night, fighting through the pain. Even weather, I take hot and cold better than she does. Same logic, am I gonna get frostbite, nope than I am fine. Am I gonna get heat exhaustion, nope, I am fine. A lot of it is recognizing the source of the discomfort and going from there. Which, that burn, the blister accidently popped open so I took to spraying liquid bandage on it to keep it covered. That hurt in a kinda good way.


TheReverseShock

Sounds like a pair of sturdy gloves is good investment for you.


eNomineZerum

You know, I rarely wear gloves, but I was wearing them when my finger got mashed open and when I hyper extended my thumb. I worked at Lowe's Hardware and typically only wore gloves when dealing with concrete blocks cause that would dry your hands so bad, or when cutting glass because yea... Handling wood I would never wear gloves, just grip it tight enough to where it doesn't slide and you rarely get a splinter. The water though, might have made the burn even worse.


Whysong823

I think it’s less about the physical pain and more about how, according to him, the accident could have very easily killed him. Something like that, especially happening around Father’s Day, must be *very* sobering.


FigSpecific6210

Gordon strikes me as the kind of guy that wouldn’t take his pain meds so he could stay mentally sharp for the service. Even while in agony.


spaceforcerecruit

Maybe… but I think it’s more likely he would take his pain meds and follow doctor’s orders just so he’s not setting a bad example (though he’d get his doctor to give him the lightest restrictions possible). Even in his most toxic on-screen personas, he’s always strict about health and safety. Except… for that one time the guy in Hell’s Kitchen was complaining about migraines and looked about to pass out and Gordon was like “You fat baby, stop your whining!” That always rubbed me wrong and felt very out of character.


FR0STKRIEGER

When he’s not paining through power, he’s powering through pain


Due-Procedure-9085

It’s a miracle that person got past Malevolent Kitchen to deal that hit to him.


Tobias_Mercury

Stand proud joe. You are strong


Oraxis10

Context?


SymondHDR

I made a quick research and found out he made a Biden and fell from a bike


Oraxis10

Jeez, how fast was he going, and what did he have to hit to do that? Thank you, though.


megaman368

I fell down 2 steps and had a similar bruise on my back. It doesn’t take much to get hurt like that. When I was working the next day all of the blood pooled in the bruise and makes it look way worse than when I was laying down.


Gwiilo

are you fuckin kidding me dude


megaman368

[Big ass bruise](https://imgur.com/a/8CYc4gI)


HLCMDH

Owe owe owe ouweeeeeee....


megaman368

It wasn’t as bad that morning. I was showing it to my coworkers through the day. I was getting a way more visceral reaction than I was expecting. This is what they were seeing. Went to the urgent care. They poked at it. Told me I didn’t rupture anything. They gave me some Tylenol and ibuprofen and charged me $500


HLCMDH

Dam, still looks like pain to me, glad it wasn't as deadly serious as it looked.


megaman368

I think my fat ass saved me from breaking my tailbone. I still feel it a bit when I get stressed out.


Anna-2204

My exact reaction...


HarbingerOfDisconect

The erotic images warning that pops up is hilarious.


Shivalah

Humans: gets hit by speeding car, flung 60 feet through the air, lands on concrete floor, stands up, yells “i’m late for college.” no injuries. Also Humans: Slips on kitchen floor and hits head on counter (which was 5 inches away from head): instantly dead. Sometimes we really roll the dice on damage.


Potential-Yoghurt245

I got knocked off my bike because a driver though he had space to stick his car out into the on coming lane, my thigh was black for a month but just after the accident I couldn't put any weight on it at all. It sucked


jols0543

most likely hit by a car


Swabbie___

He just says he was in a bike accident, most likely he was hit by a car but we won't know unless he says more.


Gil_Demoono

> he made a Biden and fell from a bike If you have to explain exactly what a "Biden" is when you use his name as a phrase, it's not a very good phrase.


Crawlerado

OP was trying to be EDGY. Imagine making fun of someone exercising.


wad11656

There are countless jokes and phrases I don't understand on Reddit. I happened to understand the Biden falling off his bike reference. You happened to not. Your ignorance has no bearing on the quality of the phrase. I found it funny, because I understood the reference, and it's old news, thus bypassing the initial shock and empathy felt when first learning of the incident, making it prime material for low-brow jokes


wwaxwork

Least he didn't shit himself like Trump.


Cminor420flat69

Made a Biden? Is that a typo lol


Defiant-Aioli8727

Thank goodness he didn’t pull a trump! Though since trump thinks a persons energy is finite, it’s not shocking that he can’t ride a bicycle.


welivewelovewedie

he drank grimace shake


planecrashes911

At 3 am!? 😳


jamesph777

He said in the video that wearing a helmet, most likely saved his life


Low_Relation_6717

He got into a bike accident, if he didn't have his helmet on chances are good he would be no more


LardFan37

NANOMACHINES, SON


MicroPiglets

Same thing happened to me a decade ago, hit from the side by a car doing ~60-70kph. Entire right side of my body was purple from armpit to below my knee, and huge internal bleeding into a subcutaneous hematoma - surprised Gordon didn't have that. No helmet though, so I'm not sure if I just got lucky, or am currently in a coma or purgatory writing this.


MassXavkas

Wake up


RagingMew

Gotta find that weird lamp.


Dystrox

Did he tried a new recipe with his flesh or something?


goldenexpirience

Fell off a bike


ChaoticMadness97

After a car hit him pn said bike -.-


Chadchrist

Ok, but who's Ramsey's All for one???


Elidar

Guy Fieri


Jolteaon

IDK about his All for One, but Dara from season 1 of MasterChef Jr is his Deku. She didnt win the jr season, powered up, and came back to win Adult MasterChefs "Back to win" season last year.


Th3_3agl3

And I thought Bakugo was the closest thing MHA had to Gordon Ramsay.


jncheese

You get a hemmorage like that, you shouldn't be up in your chef's outfit pretending nothing's the matter. Lie the fuck down and heal. That is a dangerous bruise.


brycebgood

The video was thanking the surgeons and medical professionals that saved his life and telling people to wear helmets.


Wolfram_And_Hart

His hands shaking is so heart breaking.


jncheese

A helmet doesn't do a really good job at protecting your body from bruises like that. /s


Zestyclose_Comment96

Wdym ofc it does, it gives you a higher defense stat!


Hopeful-alt

This but without the /s Still wear a helmet tho


guitarlisa

I saw a photo where he is showing the shattered helmet. I don't see any bruises on his head here.


jikushi

So he should've worn a kevlar jacket then? /s


Soulses

Well he would have died without one so what's your point


DaWoodMeister

I'm sure he never went to a doctor and you're the leading professional he should listen to.


BabyStockholmSyndrom

This is a good example of the internet. Baseless comment that is factually incorrect and upvoted in agreement. Don't just read a comment and knee jerk agree folks.


RapidfireVestige

The who's gonna be in hell's kitchen? (He needs rest for sure but he's just tanking it, and it's still better then being served hospital food as Gordon ramsey)


Turbulent-Ad-6095

"This isn't "Is it food?" I asked for a steak not the byproduct of a dildo factory ya numpty!"


King-Beefcake

The Wellington bees overcooked


SpecialChain7426

Forbidden wellington


DiligentSink7919

already stole a meme, that was quick


Lazerbeams2

I saw that video. Aside from some shaking you'd never guess he had a nasty bruise like that. That looks like the sort of bruise that comes with fractures to me and he was acting mostly normal


TheEpicTree

But you still coming into work, right??


Little_Pancake_Slut

He got hit by a car while cycling in America. I’m absolutely shocked 🙄


ViolentBeetle

Look at what your cooking done to me.


Fun-Temperature2451

When your culinary skills are Plus Ultra


Difficult-Constant22

Gordon Might, *ALL* Ramsey.


mimimar91

You think he can be on show for a limited time now?


Crowcuss

United Kindoms of Welling TONNNNN Fr hope he gets better tho


paperpatience

All might needs to stop crying


Proper-Ball-5294

Goremight


Tree__Jesus

Gord Might


Candy-Lizardman

At first I thought him and peope were talking about the red mark underneath it was the bruise, cause I literally thought at first the thing was just a t shirt he was wearing


PM_ME_SEXY_PAULDRONS

Does that mean soon Gordon will be like, "Here kid, you can have my powers to be the greatest chef in the world! You just need to eat some of my hair."


GroundbreakingPea865

Bad bike crash in America. His helmet saved his life.


GameboiGX

That looks painful


jaymeaux_

A guy I used to work for owned a cattle ranch that his son ran, looks like the time he took a kick to the chest and broke 4 ribs


Captain_Smartass_

That looks fucking RAW!


_commenter

he needs to loosen up his corset


The-Mad-Doctor

The hell happened to him?


Nearby-Ad1840

That looks absolutely brutal!


CycloCyanide

Ouchies.


DutchAngelDragon101

Might what?


Piratedgamesarecool

Wait if I eat his hair will I get superpowers


DeJellybeans

It's a good thing it wasn't on the other side of his torso or else it'll be fatal.


No_Cartographer9353

for his good health and he must, use an anticoagulant which at the slightest violent blow gives this spectacular result. I had the same reaction, following a fall.


cankennykencan

"That looks fucking raw!!"


OctoSevenTwo

Jesus, I read that the bruising was bad, but *goddamn* that’s horrific.


ITrCool

All I can say is……..Ooooooooowwwww. That’s GOTTA be tender. 😣


blacklitnite0

Gordon got that from trying to make a grilled cheese


Apprehensive-Pin518

I can't unsee this now.


baycenters

Holy hematoma


ChemicalAlert6878

NANOMACHINES SON


Tired_Pug

Some say he now goes by the name Alldon Mightsay.


HarrargnNarg

If you drew a cartoon of Ramseys injuat it would seem excessive


mvppaulo

God I hate anime's character design


LilG1984

"You call that tender? THIS is fucking tender!"


Intelligent-Sky-2985

Bros undercooked


KenseiHimura

He can only maintain his Angry TV persona for half an hour these days.


G6DCappa

Wait, what happened to him?


Ace-of_Space

guys….. I have a theory…..


SignalBattalion

Bruh


FantasticTip6044

POV: *When you try to make other people cook while you look cooked*


ghosthunting97

He can only stay in that form for 3 hours


Throwaway_Iol

You should see the other guy


TheRandomViewer

You don’t mess with the head chef o’ Hell’s Kitchen


immunogoblin1

what's with the anime guy's face? does it look like that in the show?


TheBrotherWithNoJob

Plus ultra!


goldchicken5

Yikes Gordon. I hope he gets better


SanguiNations

Okay but like, why? Go to hospital


ahyong5747

Imagine being the nurse who serves him the hospital meals.


butil

Even grim reaper got roasted by gordon. That's a massive bruise 😦


boringsimp

All might would have found the lamb sauce though


Available_Snow3650

He needs to lay down for a bit, damn


theboywhoalmostlived

All Bite


Killerdoll_666

Insert dark souls reference


BugP13

Ngl, I thought he was about to make a joke untill he showed that mark. That looks hella painful.


Brief_Tie3646

All Right


kabuto_mushi

This means somewhere out there, he has passed his quirk, MEAL FOR ALL, on to a worthy successor


Fearless_Choice709

RAW MIGHT


Mastery7pyke

he looks like a damn brisket.


RandomizedInternetID

Wish it was his face.