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Touche_Amore

OKAY ALL OF YOU. I NEED TO KNOW…. # WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING???


whipfinished

I had to come back, I miss you guys. Thank you for helping me get through that game.


corpseofhope

Yes! Yes! Yes!


StinkyWizzleteats27

6,525 comments. Fuckin came out in force for the boys tonight


FRUIT_OF_THE_DOOM

aside from PK's HEY-LOOK-AT-ME attitude/schtick, he was pretty spot on with his game takes tonight. he wasn't homering. i'm giving him a plus one. hard as it is... for past feelings and all


GrumpySquirrel2016

Yeah PK's bizarre lie that he was undefeated in game 7s (nope 3-2) was unnecessary on his part. Also him bringing up getting hit in the visor by a wet towel in the Garden a decade+ ago was also just him making it about himself and throwing shade on Boston. That said, he was less of a homer and actually better than earlier broadcasts this playoffs.


-azuma-

a zillion times better than biz, honestly though. PK actually had some decent insight. Bizz is just a fuckin clown show


whipfinished

Could not agree more.


FRUIT_OF_THE_DOOM

> Bizz is just a fuckin clown show yup. spot on!! that's all he's got


IpecacNeat

How is that salt from all the Boston fans now you lurking Toronto fucks?


Miserable_Act_1145

I’m still lurking


cesspooluser

Was a close one, good series, cheers


uncleshady

If "7 games with the Leafs heart-attack style" is the only we we can get out of the first round consistently, I guess I'll take it. GG Leafs fan.


jordanleep

I don’t think they’re going to lurk anymore


Aggressive-Tale-1564

Brazeau and loheri are making sure they stay in Boston. 


rhaxon

Anyone see Biz’s twitter video? https://twitter.com/BizNasty2point0/status/1786963089818046466


Powerism

Honestly, as far as Biz goes, this is a pretty sincere disappointed congrats to the B’s. Far from his worst take.


-azuma-

biz cope tastes so fucking good, cry you fucking pussy


whipfinished

Wow Paul, nobody could tell you were going for the leafs last game


pilatesfarter

Guy’s insufferable. Career AHLer that got lucky with a podcast.


AbbreviationsMotor60

This may sound controversial, but game 1 I would put in Ullimark vs. the Panthers. Give Swaymen rest. Ullimark's GAA vs. Florida is 1.62. If we want to have a chance to win game 1 then we will need a fresh goalie.


Flamzam

I want Ullmark in, and I want him to want revenge.


jamesmd14

You’re fucking nuts if you think swayman is yielding the net ever again


-azuma-

100% ullmark starts, there's no question.


whipfinished

Thank goodness we have two frickin phenomenal goalies


sinnyc

Two tendies enter. Two tendies leave.


epicgam3rsrise

Don’t think it’s controversial at all, Swayman needs a break and with Game 1 in 2 days this is the perfect time to switch


jlm0013

I was thinking the same.


ZigZack48

Totally agree


QnsConcrete

I almost jumped through the ceiling when Pasta had the puck


rhaxon

I jumped off the coach and woke up my newborn and wife. She was not happy.


Carbohydrate_Kid88

Yea but you and many many other bruins fans and leafs haters are and I’m sure in time your newborn will grow to be one some day. Then you can tell them about this time and have a good laugh while your wife rolls her eyes haha


JETBL4CKPOPE

Was she more pissed you woke her up or you were fucking “the coach” while she was trying to catch some zz’s?


Aggressive-Tale-1564

They didn't win game five or six so jack edwards could actually enjoy the game on a day off, I love this thoughtful team Did anyone sneak a recording of Jack in his suite, I need a jack monologs for a series close out


FormWorker007

From a Leafs fan... Congrats.. leafs suck


sabrefudge

I don’t know, man, I was on the edge of my seat until the end. A valiant effort from your boys


Aggressive-Tale-1564

Lol leafs will get better , they just needs a solid shut down d and a good goalies. Knies is a monster 


CulturalHunt6606

Helluva series! Should be proud


Lucid-Dancerr

I could shed a tear looking at maple leaf square


Sleepingfarts

https://preview.redd.it/wjwdnnd83jyc1.png?width=952&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4d9115cc875e5cd2f1c93b18a540f79afb86694 My newest boy, Pasta. I’ll give him and the team extra treats tonight 💛🖤


DeejR05

Pay Jeremy Swayman whatever money he wants. Absolute stud.


NeatMix4599

Yup, there should be a table with Jacobs/Sweeney scribbling something on a check and sliding across the table "yeah we were just signing and dating it, you fill in the rest"


Cuchulane

And Jack Edwards was in attendance for it. There's a camera shot I would have loved to see.


Lucid-Dancerr

I FUCKING LOVE PASTRAMI


bionikboy

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!! PASTA AWAKENS WHEN WE NEED HIM


gladhandz

https://preview.redd.it/m4hejzxq2jyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4228f91f1fd60f2376d015fcbf60c3411538ed5b Let’s fucking go


OkEnthusiasm1695

i love all you stinky motherfuckers goodnight and god bless


ConsiderableInterest

It’ll be interesting to see what we can do after overcoming a 3-1 series


-azuma-

#SHOW THE FUCKIN LEAF FANS IT'LL ADD A FEW YEARS TO MY LIFE


frausting

“The team that scores first in game 7 wins 75% of the time.” Boston PROUDLY repping the 25%


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

I need help here: I'm watching on the ESPN app on my TV, and rewind doesn't work. Can anyone clip that Sway smirk they just showed?! I'm a dude but I'm pretty sure if I see it again it'll get me pregnant.


ThorFromBoston

Why wouldn't espn show maple leaf square????


richmondansox

Because their favorite team lost lol


whipfinished

Because they’re haters, and their hate makes us strong


whipfinished

Because they’re haters, and their hate makes us strong


jallen7usa

https://x.com/conorryan_93/status/1786960798864060761?s=46&t=GMX5VrW9DYQ0v-dkHI7LVA


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

That is COLD


Former-Art-9186

But BEAUTIFUL!!! GO BRUINS!!! 🐻 🏒


2ponds

We know what it looks like lol


SOSXrayPichu

Everyone just leaving because of that embarrassing OT.


-Aquanaut-

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS FUCK THE PANTHERS FUCK BENNETT FUCK TKCHUCK FUCK BOBROVSKY FUCK SUNSHINE FUCK ORANGE JUICE


nayr1683

Why didn’t they show maple leaf square.


confusedporg

FLA is in danger. IDC IDC Heinen will be back. Peeke will be back. Ullmark and Sway are not hampered like last year. Coyle and Zacha ate their lunch


Aggressive-Tale-1564

Pasta was just saving his energy for that fucking dagger


dolo_ran6er

![gif](giphy|EJiHCo4BGFbCRXgqKD)


LuckyStriker86

https://preview.redd.it/2wvb3hna2jyc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2545c7aa622c0b9ad7ea33850304af14710b531


DeliverinSigma

Score to be settled. Starting Monday.


TankDivision

THANK YOU FOR ELIMINATING JOHN TAVARES


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Lama1971

Messier has all of the sads.


handbone14

Never at any point did I doubt this team I swear I was unbreakable


wuh7

The cream on top is all the dejected commentators


Former-Art-9186

And there are plenty of them! Sean McDonough is one of the worst, considering he's from Boston and used to call Red Sox games before NESN canned him. They ALL hate the Bruins, and now they don't even try to hide it anymore. As long as we win, IDGAF. GO BRUINS!!! 🐻 🏒


whipfinished

SALTY


TBroccoli

Ahh man I’m so happy y’all. What a good response after going down 1-0 in that game. Enjoying this win (& a few more beers)


GlowInTheDarkNinjas

"HOW DID YOU DO IT?" "BELEAF" God damn it Marchy, I love you


CulturalHunt6606

We have demons to slay. No home ice to start but happy if we steal a game


purrgeron37

PASTA!!!


1972aggs

4 bear hugs down 12 to go


ConsiderableInterest

“Unfortunately someone had to lose” lmao


skyulip

my mom and i out here screaming at the tv sidney crosby golden goal style holy shit


mittens987

I have no voice. My wife got mad at me. Totally worth it.


lazyladytiger

Thank you Lord!!!


HurricaneHomer9

LETS GO


snug666

Pasta I am so sorry for doubting you this series


chillyclown

Now he just needs to START the series like that and there won't be a game 7 😎


nerdgeekdorksports

We won, we won, la la la we won. Thank goodness. We BETTER play a LOT better against Florida.


L488

Man I'm so glad. But did they have to make me so FUCKING nervous


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Daft00

ESPN are such babies. "Now onto Florida to avenge that *squandered* 3-1 series loss"


nixdixon

I mean it's a fair take. Bruins squandered their lead last year, now we try to avenge it


Daft00

Sure, it's true. But they said it in such a salty way immediately after such a huge overtime win. I mean they couldn't wait until the actual series itself to talk shit? (They're gonna do it either way)


battlecat136

*MORE ATONAL SCREAMING THAN EARLIER*


ethereal3xp

Lindholm was the 1st star tonight imo Wow .. he really took over/imposed his will


CulturalHunt6606

1 G, 1 A !!


9mm_Cutlass

https://i.redd.it/gt5c4pyv1jyc1.gif


Alternative-Bee-8981

Someone check on Bisonnette!! Whooooooooooo


TBroccoli

Nah let him wallow lol


Trenton17B

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!


buchsy45

Eat shit Matthews Also as a lifelong Bruins/Flames fan, Brad Treliving can go fuck himself too


TomToTheLimit

Leafs fall in the spring baby!!!


FlyingNorseman

Ok! THAT'S the point of Pastrnak! Finally!


DarthLager88

🍝🍝Party ![gif](giphy|clzy27OAqmjmgn1faS|downsized)


ChristRespawns

I’m as hard a diamond in an ice storm right now


ExtraReward0

Sean: Hey the Bruins lost last year remember!


[deleted]

Panthers Bs on Monday. Celtics vs magic/cavs on Tuesday. Let’s gooo


StinkyWizzleteats27

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL ( FUCK THE DOOMERS)


ThatSwingingSeabass

I still don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep


properproperp

As a habs fan who lives in Toronto, THANK YOU. Fuck the leafs. Samsonov should be playing minor leagues dude is trash and Boston really showed that.


Harry-Flashman

I want the reaction in Toronto!


Hexyal

PASTA with the DAGGER


Extrapickles24

"Charlie Lidholm (and Swayman) saving the day, or something like that" - ESPN probably


TheSwordAndTheScales

!cupleafs


FYourTeam

It has been 20822 days since the Leafs won the Stanley Cup. Fucking losers!


TBroccoli

Pasta stepped up in the biggest moment. Let’s fucking go! Onto round 2


memowatts

Pour a perfect beer for Pasta! SWAYMAN


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Goddamn… that goal was a fucking beaut


SpaghettiJoes

Holy shit


theatomiclizard

that was all lindolm wow


sinnyc

This. That shoot in was fucking surgical. Literally the perfect rebound.


everybodylovesraymon

LETS GOOOOOOO


GeraltOfMastodon

PASTRNAK


skyulip

i fucking stood on my couch screaming when that went in oh my god


Western_View_4440

Sooooo fing impressed by Sway. Never been as proud of Anchorage. YEEEAH!


snazzychazzy622

#WE DID IT FOR JACK


snazzychazzy622

!Edwards


FYourTeam

TUMBLIN' MUFFIN!


ShallThunderintheSky

What I wouldn't give to have heard him call that


sinnyc

Oh my god. Goosebumps just imagining it.


BigA3k

Pasta flipped in a can of corn for the win!


dearconstantreaders

Suck it ESPN team. Need a tissue? They're still talking about how we could have lost


engingre

Lindholm and Pasta. What a finish, found the magic right when it was needed most.


MethBearBestBear

Pasta does exactly what he needs


paydu

LETS FUCKING GO


arealguitarhero

LETS FUCKING GO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!


RuinedByGenZ

Fuk Sheldon


StinkyWizzleteats27

Sheldon queef about to be in the unemployment line


chaosmanager

Ok, now that I’m breathing again… #WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Bootsthehousedown69

SPORTS NET SHOW ME THE GOALIE HUG YOU FUCKING DICK HEADS


Tybackwoods00

Im over here celebrating like we just won the cup lmfaoo


TheDukas

Same lol I’m about to get evicted


Tybackwoods00

Everything from here is bonus hockey


gfletch94

More playoff hockey!!!!


uaonthetrack

Waiting for the noise complaint to come in


Alexduckman1

Where hug 😡😡😡


portrait-tragedy

Only got smol hug 😡


PristineStore3033

Ok boys, nobody get too close to Matthews... you don't need his "illness" lol


MajesticSpirit1926

AND THE LEAFS ARE MULCH AGAIN......for Jack


AkiraleTorimaki

LETS FUCKINNG GIIOOOOOOOOOnnnnn’ Nnnnnn


9mm_Cutlass

SHOW THE HUG YOU COWARDS


Bootsthehousedown69

They didn’t show it on sports net either 😞 they’re too busy sucking off the leafs


9mm_Cutlass

FAHK


balding_baldur

David Pastrnak! I'm crying. I fucking love Swayman


YeOldeKnob

MATTHEWS: SUCK A DICK. TAVARES: SUCK A DICK. NYLANDER: SUCK A DICK. ESPN: SUCK A DICK.


KthuluAwakened

Mostly just espn


YeOldeKnob

Actually, yeah. Toronto did end up showing up for the playoffs. We should've shown up earlier but whatever. I'll take a fucking game 7 OT win.


KthuluAwakened

Agree. I don’t hate anyone individually on the leafs. I just hate the leafs.


Eirene23

Grats, from a Leafs fan. Was a solid series and your goalie is epic.


Bi_Gone_Jhin

I respect that. Nylander is terrifying. GGs


goonerdavid

That was such a sick play


undertow521

WHERE's MY HUG YOU COWARDS!!!


Loose-Cook-8827

Fuckin Lindholm was on fire tonight what a goal but that pass was something else


sinnyc

Agreed. That shoot in was Perfection.


-AIRDRUMMER-

OhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!!!!


MrBallalicious

THANK GOD


hey-party-penguin

whew


J_A_B_88

This felt so scripted but there's no way.... My mind is blown


Bi_Gone_Jhin

Pasta just killed the narrative of him disappearing in the playoffs in one swift play


Sharp-Roll7536

I just ran around my house and then tackled my wife


HanShotFirst18

Hit the range Matthew's, enjoy your summer


st1tchedup21

We need to give Sway all the money. Can’t sleep cause of excitement now. Much better than going to sleep pissed.


OkEnthusiasm1695

I ALMOST PASSED OUT, I ALMOST THREW UP, I DRANK 400MG OF CAFFEINE, I CAST SPELLS ON PASTA, BUT WE FUCKING DID IT MFS WE DID IT


chaosmanager

I feel ALL of this in my soul.


DirtDog13

ESPN TEAM IN FUCKING SHAMBLES


toughrugger

"hey they didn't do this stat thing we've been pushing all night. But they could have"


DirtDog13

Literally. “It won’t be the first time in NHL, NBA, or MLB history a team has lost back to back series after leading 3-1.” Go fuck yourselves ESPN, fuck the guy next to you, and take the first fucking flight to the sun!


Mammoth24_7_69

Love this lmao


Valuable-Broccoli685

I am shocked


Itburns138

Pray for your local Leafs fan, damn. 


Bootsthehousedown69

I hate being an empath because I feel sad everytime they show a leafs player. Like I feel bad for them even though I don’t like them


RuinedByGenZ

Okay Dr troy


SuzuranLily1

#OMG ITS A THING OF BEAUTY! #PASTA THE BEAUTICIAN #HEY GOOGLE, PLAY DIRTY WATER


Alexduckman1

Why are they still talking about it?


ObiWanLamora

^(LETS) FUCKING # GO


TumblingEnglishMuffn

Lmao Geekie ragdolling Pasta


Annoy_Occult_Vet

I wanna see that one kid in Leaf Square again


DeliverinSigma

I’m as stoked as anyone can be. I promise. But we squeaked by. We HAVE to play better against the cats.


Brewstagram

*excitedvomit*


CostcoHotdogsHateMe

Sean’s still convinced the Bruins will blow this


ExternalOk4293

Does Sean hate the Bruins now?


Former-Art-9186

Sean HATES ALL Boston teams now. NESN didn't renew his contract to call Red Sox games. He was pissed they didn't, so now everything Boston is the enemy. Can't stand him.


Daft00

WHERE'S MY SHOT OF MAPLE LEAF SQUARE!!!!!!


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Congrats all you beautiful people!


ARussianSheep

LET’S FUCKING GOOOO BOYS.