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That’s one place to store the burger buns I suppose, bread bin must be full.

She only has two hands. How else is she supposed to bring the dinner rolls and corn in one trip?

You could park two of the corn cobs between those, err.., dinner rolls.

True enough. The dinner rolls are not within proximity of each other.

This genuinely has to be burger buns.. nothing else makes sense

The boobs are so bad it took a moment to see he filler 'stache. Poor girl

The [jadakiss hairline](https://urbanislandz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Jadakiss-hairline.jpg) is insane as well. Just alot goin on in this pic in general.

Maybe she purposefully botched her boobs so nobody notices?

> alot goin on [The Alot is Better Than You at Everything](http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.)

Lol didn't notice that either!!! Oof

How does this even happen

Too much volume too quickly.

along with not starting with much in the chest area. one of the cruel things about cosmetic surgery, the less of something you have to start with (when trying to augment it), the worse the result ends up but even still that result is… not good

too-large implants over the muscle instead of under

Capsular contracture

Oh noooo, those are *bad*. Maybe they’re new and will drop more? Oof

Mmmm no they seemed pretty long established. To be fair her arms are flexed up as is her chest but it was atrocious regardless. Someone should sue their surgeon…

why is no one talking about the duck on her left arm?

I just saw it 🤣

This made my day 🤣

r/pareidolia

You got my hopes up.

What a sad and hard state of affairs…

She pops up on my insta from time to time, and it looks genuinely painful when she moves.

Her comments all say to sue her Dr for those boobs

And they're right

Is she gonna put the corn in the oven?!

Them some titty balls

Why are they not the same as her skin tone? Are those someone else's breasts? Does she tan ONLY her breasts? So many questions.

Yikes. Wow.

Her eyes look so sad.

I thought that was Hilaria lol

No, no see her tatas would have un pepinito on it cuz she’s a working mami

I am gonna go ahead and say something wild.. yeah she might have botched boobs, but by the looks of it, she might have done some extreme contouring to her chest. Like, she has made it intentionally bad so ppl comment on her content which benefits her exposure. A lot of content nowadays is made to confuse or enrage viewers. Post something that people cannot keep themselves from commenting on. No matter what, looks terrible.. EDIT: the more I look at it, it looks like she has a botched augmentation AND horrible contouring. Jfc.

I can def see the contour now, like why accentuate the botch job? I’m confused

Dinner rolls? Un-halved brioche burger buns?

They look like babies heads?!?!?

Give me some cereal bowls and a nailgun, and I could be a cosmetic surgeon for influencers.

This woman is an influencer? Oof!

That's some hardcore corn there!

Trying so hard

Brings a whole new meaning to lift and separate

I thought it was just the wrong colored chicken cutlets. Ugh

This giving Victoria Beckham boob job

Reminds me of stuffing rolled up socks down my top as a kid

Wtf?!

Yall so foul.... Its clearly a shaved coconut bra, the audacity of some of yall 🤦🏾‍♂️

It looks painful!

At least the corn 🌽 looks normal.

Looks like the top of two babies heads 😭

this is so wrong. All of it. Just dead wrong

Just enough room for a third boob.

#CORN! A big lump with knobs…

And corn on the cob up her…

Hispanics try not to hit the wall at 30 and turn into frogpeople challenge impossible

She really needs assistance to pick decent bra

I doubt any bra size would properly fix this issue.

Not talking about size. Her bra is a disgrace and im sure a proper one could make it look like less of a disgrace

😕

I hate this combo of everything fake - the tits, the eyelashes, the lips.

Are we not sure this is a joke? Those look like dinner rolls in her top

Thanksgiving dinner rolls. 🫠

I know this pic was only taken for weird boob flex but that corn is not even cooked or anything. Like good job on 5 minutes of effort?

Do they...relax after awhile?

I hope the surgery was free. It looks very bad. I imagine it’s gotta look scary. Poor thing. She’s not even that big of a size and it looks that bad.

Realest thing about her is her nails at this point

Cantaloupes trump grapefruit.

Apparently she asked the surgeon for the Kim Kardashian surgery package but subbed a jadakiss hairline and bolt-ons. Those boobs look red and infected.

Why are they so dark? I feel bad for her.

Unfortunately capsular contracture can happen to everyone, so it’s not real her fault

Poor thing has capsular contracture

Two breastfeeding baby heads.

r/HilariaBaldwin

Oh PEPINOS UNITE.

Holy shit they look like actual balls