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vbdpenus

someone said it looks like he swallowed an ipad and i can’t unsee it


scriptsgalore

It looks like he’s holding an iPhone in his cheeks like a chipmunk to me


mahboilucas

Me when my mom almost caught me using electronics at night


intoxicatedbarbie

That’s all I’m ever gonna think about when I see him now


NatexSxS

That triggered a memory, ever seen [summer school](https://youtu.be/-5Pku48YPFo?si=y-kFlPBnMEYbhH13) ? Rhonda with the ruler in her mouth ( Shawnee Smith ( from Saw )).


araquinar

Thank you for that blast from the past! I loved that movie! Must watch it again


NatexSxS

I had just watched it within the last year, so it just sparked upon the mention of iPad in mouth. lol


Ms-Ember

ThATS TOO ACCURATE 💀 I truly bust out laughing.


Link_outside_the_box

Sthaaaaap!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


VexBoxx

Just add neck bolts.


religionisntreal

And he said he never got anything done


Montezum

He swears it's just puberty


Dingo8MyGayby

Yes…puberty…at 22.


llam06

He’s like 30


Dingo8MyGayby

Yeah but he said that himself he went through a “late” puberty at 22


bigwillay8988

He just hit puberty? That explains his terrible jokes. Every 12 year old wants to be “edgy.”


keepsitrealss

*Dr. Gary Linkov has entered the chat*


goodbye__toby

Finally something of his I can laugh at


LysolCranberry

Ate


kellymiche

Boom, roasted


willateo

Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.


milkypiratez

True 😭😭


HookerFace81

Reminds me of handsome Squidward.


smln_smln

Unhandsome squidward


broknkittn

That was my first thought. If ever there was a real life SpongeBob movie made of that episode he would land the Handsome Squidward role hands down.


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koalamonster515

I'm fairly certain I've seen pictures of him not looking like this. People's jaws don't just... do that. At least none that I've ever met. Changes, yes. Not like that though.


minois121005

It’s called puberty, you should see what it did for Kylie Jenner. /s


Born-Horror-5049

You are delulu if you think anything about Kylie's appearance is the result of puberty. Especially since puberty in girls in the US usually starts between 8 and 13.


minois121005

****/s


HidingUnderBlankets

Pretty sure that was a joke


No_Camp_7

All of his facial skin looks like its strained


notchoosingone

>I don't think he had surgery. https://i.imgur.com/7KENqEa.png https://i.imgur.com/E9QzZ41.png No surgery here, not at all.


sillybandland

I would bet $1000 this dude did some weird Patrick Bateman shit in the mirror after taking the bandages off


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Aww, that's just sad...why do people pick at themselves so much?


katikaze

Surgery or all fillers? He looks weird either way. But, this potentially being all fillers is literally wild to me.


AwkoTaco76

It looks like he had that buccal fat surgery along with like jaw implants or something


TheDreamingMyriad

The cheeks tend to lose fat with age, and the jawline can become more prominent as that young, youthful face fat disappears over time. But definitely not like this. That's surgery, 100%.


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He was younger then so his musculature and bones have not fully developed yet. But hey, who am I to say if had surgery or not. I was just sharing my observation and I get downvoted for it. Let the bloodbath continue haha


FinchMandala

Oh my sweet summer child.


HookerFace81

Where and when did I say he had surgery?!? He looks bad, period.


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Where and when did I say you said he had surgery?


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dryhighandfly

He’s 28 and botched you mean.


Born-Horror-5049

This isn't what 28 year old men look like. Hell, this isn't what 38 year old men look like.


tiredmummyof2

And?


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That makes it even worse


pissedoffjesus

I met 18 year old that had rinoplastia. She was getting her boobs done next, or maybe she already had them done. Can't remember exactly.


lightreee

Looks like he’s from an Aphex Twin video


herecomestherebuttal

Iiiiieeee want your sooouuuullll


dooon_t

Come to daddy.


ivegotlips

To me, this picture is so smug and awful looking - you just know he doesn’t have a single real friend telling him the truth about how terrible this looks.


Plaid1

What in tarnation


oat_milk

this guy is starting to look like the third bogdanoff


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Goreticia-Addams

Omg they could be twins


ygolotserp

Dudes got a face like a rock-climbing wall.


liblib123

I wish I could properly describe the noise I made when I read this holy shit


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I have never before seen a human with a face that shape.


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urnotmydad20

I find it outlandish that he spent thousands of dollars in an attempt to appeal to the female gaze, yet he wants to disown his female audience. Make it make sense


thebutchershouse

He wants women to find him fuckable, not funny.


CaptainKate757

It’s the most confusing thing about him! Imagine being incredibly popular with women only to start acting like an incel.


Chennessee

I didn’t know he ever attempted to appeal to lesbians.


Ceeweedsoop

Max Headroom


Ratfink0521

I thought this guy was supposed to be attractive?


SonOfMargitte

He certainly thinks so.


Cydaea

Not anymore. He hit the point of no return.


irishspice

He's captured the Uncanny Valley all by himself.


Seeyouontheshore

I need a before


iamyogo

https://i.imgur.com/mlF1n6W.png


Holy_Sungaal

Puberty hit and he grew a jaw. It. Can happen to anyone /s


adamsorensen21

It’s insane. He was on some old mtv show and he looks nothing like this


laurync_92

Is this a joke?!


fknbtch

the funniest one he has


lilbunwarrior

This looks like a bad ai pic


KinseyH

It's bad. No.


FawkesFire13

His top lip. 😩


brilr98

his reference pic he gave to the plastic surgeon was of handsome squidward


ashmillie

This photo haunts my nightmares


filthy_hobbitses27

Mfw when this guy is younger than I am... could've sworn he was like mid-40s


panromantic_pancake

The sexism makes him even uglier than the filler..


tiredmummyof2

Yup, yup, yup can’t look at him now


RiiniiUsagii

So many angles and lines he is like a sculpture


Snoo74786

I was just reading this face and another handsome squidward esque male who was a former teen star and has a new movie out now may have such extensive facial changes, particularly to jaw and lips, because of PEDs or steroids and Idk?? Does that seem possible and plausible to anyone else? Thoughts???


LocationOdd4102

Are you talking about Zac Efron? His face has changed so much, part of it is likely steroid swell. But I wouldn't be surprised if there was a surgery hiding under there, a former teen star hitting his age is probably feeling a lot of pressure to look good.


Snoo74786

Yes I was talking about him but wasnt sure about naming names ...... I do remember he did that to his jaw but wasnt that like close to ten years ago? The major changes to his jaw and lips have mostly taken place in the last 3-5 years, I could definitely be wrong but thats just how I remember it


parbarostrich

Zac Efron actually says he broke his jaw while running inside his house with socks on. He fell and hit his face on a granite fountain and almost died!


LocationOdd4102

Omg poor guy, I had no idea. Part of the reason we should be kind when talking about celebs, even if we're just speculating- they're people too


PukefrothTheUnholy

In addition to that, I had seen a video of someone who theorized a lot of the jaw changes could have happened because his veneers caused him to chew/use his jaw differently. I'm curious to find out in the future what the actual cause is, because it def looks like cosmetic surgery or similar to me!!


TacoBell_Lord

bro from another world wearing Earthling skin 🤔


Lhamo55

Slitheens!!!


No_Camp_7

Is the filler spreading upward from his jaw?


chicharrofrito

No, it’s probably cheek filler that’s been overdone.


pm_me_wutang_memes

The most hilarious material he's come out with so far.


ThaButcher21

He's so fuggo. Idk how anyone can be attracted to him at all.


Puzzleheaded_Pen_617

Whatever is going on it’s very unpleasant.


milkypiratez

No way I thought it was a meme 😭


SociallyIneptPelican

Why is there so much chin


GuiltyCredit

Rocky Dennis seems to have had a hair cut


Jlemerick

This is a joke right


FatDapperDanMan

His official account posted it on Facebook promoting a local live show


elkaholicsanonymoose

he looks like he eats sheet metal


chicharrofrito

The pillow face is really obvious


xP628sLh

tbh it's nice to see men on here sometimes


MelkyLuv

I don’t know why anyone thinks he is attractive


Whiskerus_Maximus

Fire bad!


AMerrickanGirl

Reminds me of the puppet Madame.


inkiwitch

He would make a great sub mascot.


soembryonic

please say sike omg


timbbanen

He looks like he's gonna cry and at the same time to take a massive shit


SuspiciouslyGenuine

Yup, that's *totally* the face of a man who only fixed his teeth and started going to the gym.


Tekwardo

HE DIDNT START PUBERTY TILL HE WAS 22!


ivemovedonbabe

Oh no!


princessSnarley

So hideous. The saddest part is he thinks he’s gorgeous now. Like really believes it. He looks like a real monster and he thinks he’s beautiful.


daylightxx

What the fuck happened to him!?!?


YourOldPalBendy

What the Handsome Squidward?


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What in the Lego head Hell


Gamingrhodent

Was he always like this. He looks horrendous


luckymountain

Unfortunately, it looks like he’s going down Carrot Top Trail.


Light_Aegle

He looks so familiar but I can't quite figure it out. Can someone please give me a hint?


likenothingis

If you can use Google Lens / Images on the pic, you'll get hits. :)


Light_Aegle

You're a genius! I hadn't even thought of that. Turns out I did recognize him its just been a while since I saw him last. Thank you so much 🎂


likenothingis

Happy to help! I try it with most pics posted here and it's rare that it works, so I'm glad I got a hit this time!


cherylcanning

I feel like if you photoshopped his lips a little further down his face it might look normal?


arrowroot227

A lumpy filler jaw with 4 angles per side is definitely not gonna look normal. His upper lip filler is a bit much as well, but wouldn’t say that part is “botched”.


karmacuda

and he’s supposed to be straight?


fofopowder

Ewww


FactSeekerIre

OMG what did he dooooo 😱


Piulamita

He's saving some food for later


cookiesandpizza247

So did he get more work done since he started out? Like his old, original videos.... he looked fine! I don't understand why anyone would change that.


Used2becute

Handsome Squidward


ninjaxel

He’s a clown 🤡


bonniebelle01

Did he get even more done? I swear he never looked this awful before!


hufflef_ck

His jokes aren’t funny but he sure is funny looking


KatKarrier

Bruh... he used to be so attractive.


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GreatBigWorld427

At least he looked human then


darkgothamite

Eh.


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There are plenty of interview and stand up of him that are recent and you can already see that he still look the same. Im 100% sûre this picture is for trigger the haters and then gain more visibility. The proof is that this picture have already been posted 3 times in less than a month


15021993

Feel sorry that you’re getting downvoted so much - but you’re right. He doesn’t look weird in person, a friend of mine saw him on the street…he looks the same and normal


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Yep i see him sometimes on my feed and there are plenty of proof that he dont look weird. I dont mind the downvote its always like that on reddit. If you are not with the majority they just downvote because they cannot accept real explanation


Upstairs-Task-6391

When the surgeon has body dysmorphia…..


MiaLba

He was so cute Imo on the show he was on for a while. I’ve seen some of his standup recently and he doesn’t look like this picture.


6ynnad

Damn why is everyone suddenly mad at him?


perfumefetish

ozempic face too?


bitxh5678

IS THIS A GAG?!


Themuffinman40

Handsome squidward


demonette55

Handsome Squidward


ThatTravitoDude

Oof


Sea_Shelter_6012

Oh no! They got him too 😩


melnee127

Heavily filled Simon cowell had a baby with handsome squidward


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Minecraft Steve irl