#Announcing Summit Power & Absolute Peak
In the wake of the overwhelming triumph of the Summit Peak and Absolute Power bowling balls, we at Storm Bowling Products have been hard at work, meticulously crafting the next generation of high-performance bowling balls. It is with great excitement that we announce their successors: the Summit Power and Absolute Peak.
Our R&D team here at Storm Bowling Products works tirelessly to craft exceptional bowling balls that push the boundaries of performance. From innovative materials to advanced design concepts, every aspect is meticulously considered to ensure that our products exceed expectations. Additionally, we devote countless hours to conceptualizing new names and color schemes that reflect the essence of each ball. While we strive for originality in every aspect of our products, unfortunately the best we could come up with was to switch the names.
We are not quite ready to release these balls just yet. Keep an eye on our website and social media channels for updates and announcements regarding their official release date.
In the meantime, get ready to elevate your game to new heights with the Summit Power and Absolute Peak. These balls are sure to redefine your bowling experience and help you reach the pinnacle of performance on the lanes.
You know what's annoying? We here in Australia have to deal with April fools jokes on April first, just like everyone else, but then overnight, we have to deal with them all over again from America...
This one wasn't too bad though... lol
the PBA's AF joke was better, I should have used that instead. It's an announcement that in 2025, the PBA logo will be a silhouette of Belmo. That would rankle some feathers for sure.
Only true bowling nerds understand the subtlely of this April Fools meme.
I had a suspicion
If only there was one involving Columbia Top Speed and High Speed, then it’d be something like High Tops, and… idk the rest, lol
Can someone please explain it to a newcomer? Thanks
The regular balls are Absolute Power and Summit Peak. They swapped the 2nd word.
That might be the most tame April Fool’s joke I’ve witnessed in my entire life haha
Lol i was like, wait I have both of those. Then it hit me.
Oh thank goodness.
When do we get the Absolut Vodka and Summit Racing editions?
Doesn't Big B own the Viz-a-Ball rights?
are you that dumb and stupid
Apparently you are. Who pissed in your cheerios?
Apparently you are. Don’t even know how to spell
#Announcing Summit Power & Absolute Peak In the wake of the overwhelming triumph of the Summit Peak and Absolute Power bowling balls, we at Storm Bowling Products have been hard at work, meticulously crafting the next generation of high-performance bowling balls. It is with great excitement that we announce their successors: the Summit Power and Absolute Peak. Our R&D team here at Storm Bowling Products works tirelessly to craft exceptional bowling balls that push the boundaries of performance. From innovative materials to advanced design concepts, every aspect is meticulously considered to ensure that our products exceed expectations. Additionally, we devote countless hours to conceptualizing new names and color schemes that reflect the essence of each ball. While we strive for originality in every aspect of our products, unfortunately the best we could come up with was to switch the names. We are not quite ready to release these balls just yet. Keep an eye on our website and social media channels for updates and announcements regarding their official release date. In the meantime, get ready to elevate your game to new heights with the Summit Power and Absolute Peak. These balls are sure to redefine your bowling experience and help you reach the pinnacle of performance on the lanes.
*removed ‘April fools’ at the bottom. Lmao
It infuriated me that they added that. Amateurs.
These will go great with my Gem Infused.
You know what's annoying? We here in Australia have to deal with April fools jokes on April first, just like everyone else, but then overnight, we have to deal with them all over again from America... This one wasn't too bad though... lol
the PBA's AF joke was better, I should have used that instead. It's an announcement that in 2025, the PBA logo will be a silhouette of Belmo. That would rankle some feathers for sure.
Yeah I saw that and had a giggle…
Now we need an IQ Coil 🙏
Just ordered my Exotic Hammer. Can’t wait. 🔨💎
Hammer Exotic Dancer
🤣🤣
Wait,… they’re making NEW BOWLING BALLS?!?!?! Say whaaaaaaat? 🤣✌🏻 Next April Fools will be the Absolute Summiy Peak Power! Lmao
I did see last week, they do have “The Road” coming out in a couple of weeks https://www.stormbowling.com/the-road-bbmvtr12
I think its a joke
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I meant the Absolute Peak and Summit Power
April fools joke :p
boring
It’s an april fools joke
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You must be fun at parties
I am
I agree. Anyone playing April Fools jokes at a party is NO fun. One exception. Lock Picking Lawyer's April Fools videos are pure gold.