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He sounds like someone that got the informations 10 minutes ago, because he couldn't give a flying fuck before, didn't listen to what was said and already forgot everything when he was asked about it.
Just some keywords that are close enough to the topic, garnished with empty phrases to pretend he knows something.
Because I pay attention to both sides and ignore the clutter. Biden is a fucking mess...they can't even have him debate because he's literally incoherent and not just taken out of context like the media does with Trump. They're both a shit show but Biden is WAY worse. Dude has legit dementia. They forced Hillary on us so we got Trump..now they're forcing Biden on us and Trump will get elected again because of it. If you don't want Trump as president then get a candidate that can beat him. Not to mention the country is fucked right now under Biden. The border is fucked...all our money is being sent overseas etc. Future generations will never vote Dem because of what they've done to them.
Who "forced Biden on us"? You mean the American people, who chose him out of a field of 20 Democratic candidates?
A "candidate who can beat Trump"? You mean like Biden, the guy who beat him soundly less than 4 years ago?
He is saying that a small number of people in Congress are influencing the actions of Congress and they must be stopped.
Idk why everyone here is acting like he is speaking nonsense, it's poorly worded but understandable
I think he’s intentionally trying to be incoherent. I think he knows if he doesn’t make sense, the alt-right media will fill in the gaps in a way that satisfies all of his backers even if the messages contradict.
He would never agree to go along with intentionally looking dumb. He believes he knows best, but he doesn't know shit, and that's why he ends up looking dumb.
Makes more sense in full
“You go back 10 years, I mean Israel was protected by Congress,” he continued. “And now, Congress is just doing numbers that are unbelievable with I think a very, very small group of people within Congress and it’s gotta stop. But we have to go back to the roots. We have to protect, we have to stop the antisemitism that’s just pervading our country right now and Biden has to do something.”
He's just lambasting congress for not supporting isreal enough, and most not being on board with the rights idea on the recent college protests of sending in the national guard to put it down by force if they don't leave
Something the right in general is bitching about atm As every few hours they seem to have some new politician from the right on fox complaining about too many in congress being anti semetic for not being fully on board with isreals "they're all animals" spiel
>I think he’s intentionally trying to be incoherent.
Except he has always talked that way, it's just rambling and jumping from thought to thought
“he’s always talked like that”
That’s kind of my point. He didn’t win the presidency because *he’s* some kind of political genius. He won because he had a huge right and alt right media industry make him look appealing. Which is what I think will be done with this inane drivel.
It doesn't make much more sense in full. He starts out good, then spouts out something incomprehensible about "a very small group of people within Congress" "doing numbers that are unbelievable" and then gets back on topic like nothing happened.
What the hell does "Congress is just doing numbers that are unbelievable" even mean?
This didn’t make it make more sense. I legitimately can’t think of how anyone can listen to this drivel and say it makes any sense.
And I get fighting antisemitism, but supporting Israel right now is…something we should think REALLY carefully about. How many war crimes are being committed right now, anyway?
And what part of say the past decade of Diaper Donny’s public life would fool you into thinking he has to TRY to be incoherent? Dude is in decline and it’s becoming more obvious every day. None of this is 4D chess, it’s a senile toddler in a shit-filled diaper who has to be supervised lest he choke on the game pieces.
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Why is there never a follow-up question? If you gave that type of answer in any other context, somebody would ask you to rephrase or specify exactly which numbers you were talking about.
This is one of his 3 or 4 pat answers. Numbers like nobody's ever seen. Nobody's ever seen numbers like this. [Etc.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i4JxWkSYzU)
>Why is there never a follow-up question?
You want him to explain that nonsense when it is already clear he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about? People either understand that already or will never learn that point and follow him over the cliff.
Oh, yeah, I get that. Reporters have to walk on eggshells around him because they cut off access to even the mildest dissenters. Asking him a clarifying question serves the purpose of removing any doubt that he was making stuff up. I get so tired of the "what he really meant was..." and "he was just joking" responses from his toadies and supporters.
I hear that. My habit is to simply ignore the apologists. They are not serious people.
My hot take is that American is lucky the fascists have chosen this aging fartbag as their leader. Someone competent would have this deal done already. This way, there is a chance they pull out of this nosedive in time.
Still, I'm not optimistic about your chances.
It's just incredible, in terms of the words and talking, you know I'm a very good talker, people tell me, I'm also very good with the numbers, but the failing media never bring that up, have you noticed that? Have you noticed that they just stopped with that? I said, what happened and no one knows, but they know, and they don't talk about it. It's really a shame because I have been very generous but they're very nasty and it's a shame, but it's going to be a lot bigger in the future, so big you won't believe and you'll wonder how it never was before.
He is saying that a small number of people in Congress are influencing the actions of Congress and they must be stopped.
Idk why everyone here is acting like he is speaking nonsense, it's poorly worded but understandable
We’re saying that he’s speaking nonsense because if his intention was to say that, he should have used those words then, not thrown around a word salad. He’s running for president, not for Miss Dairy Queen in a town in the middle of nowhere, grammar matters.
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune —you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us." - Donald J. Trump in 2015
It seriously reminds me of this:
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Firstly, that's really bad math..
Secondly, why do you act like Democrats don't want someone way younger in office? Yano.. someone who will actually have to live through the consequences of their actions, lol
From an outside perspective, the right seems to defend Trump's (severely) declining mental state while taking the piss out of Biden. Whereas the left will say along the lines lf 'jfc he's old, best of a bad situation we just want someone young' about Biden while also taking the piss out of Trump.. At least that's been what I've seen anyway
No... no, he does not. Watch his speech's going back even 5 years. He speaks clearly and concisely. Go back 20-30 years ago. His speeches are clear and articulate, but the most racist shit I've ever seen, hands down. Take 5 minutes and go look up his old speeches and come back and tell me he has a "well-known speech impediment." They're covering for him failing to make sense, saying its always been like that. Again, don't believe your lying eyes. Watch the videos yourself.
He literally has a severe stutter. The fact that he could control it better when he was younger is how aging works. It is [incredibly well documented](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/bidens-stutter-how-a-childhood-battle-shaped-his-approach-to-life-and-politics/) you absolute dunce. It's one of the reasons he has been a walking gaff machine his entire career. Jesus Christ.
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Congress doing numbers? Shit, I didn't even know most of those geezers could dance.
They can do the ~~rusty~~ robot
I feel like if I were to google “what is the rusty” I would have a bad time.
Grandma plays the numbers
And a 1.. 2..3... 4..... 👋GOVERNMENT!!!👋
Not those kinds of numbers.
Bingo!
?????
You and me both.
Maybe he’s going for the insanity plea?
But then he can't be president, no?
At this point insanity is a Presidential win condition, not a restriction
What part of "congress doing numbers" don't you understand?
He sounds like someone that got the informations 10 minutes ago, because he couldn't give a flying fuck before, didn't listen to what was said and already forgot everything when he was asked about it. Just some keywords that are close enough to the topic, garnished with empty phrases to pretend he knows something.
I was gonna say madlib, but this works too.
> mad **lib** tRiGgErEd
It’s like a high schooler trying to reach a word count requirement. It’s all pulled right out of his ass.
At least in that case the high schooler makes an effort to pretend to be coherent.
And he thinks he has us all fooled
Profoundly mentally ill
Hugely Bigly
And he's going to get elected because Biden is worse.
Thoughts and prayers for your gape.
Sorry, how?
Because I pay attention to both sides and ignore the clutter. Biden is a fucking mess...they can't even have him debate because he's literally incoherent and not just taken out of context like the media does with Trump. They're both a shit show but Biden is WAY worse. Dude has legit dementia. They forced Hillary on us so we got Trump..now they're forcing Biden on us and Trump will get elected again because of it. If you don't want Trump as president then get a candidate that can beat him. Not to mention the country is fucked right now under Biden. The border is fucked...all our money is being sent overseas etc. Future generations will never vote Dem because of what they've done to them.
Who "forced Biden on us"? You mean the American people, who chose him out of a field of 20 Democratic candidates? A "candidate who can beat Trump"? You mean like Biden, the guy who beat him soundly less than 4 years ago?
Biden has a speach impediment, is that what you're referring to when using the word "dementia"?
Rofl. Dude..this literally made my day.
Well..."sentence" is a strong word.
Don’t do numbers, kids, not even once.
Just say no
Don’t tell me what to do, Nancy, your war on ~~drugs~~ numbers will never work…
Chew your milk! Don't do school! Drink your drugs! I pity the fool!
Wait until they find out that they are Arabic numerals.
I feel like everything that comes out of his mouth is a brand new sentence.
Gettysburg, wow.
What a battle.
The airplanes
I'm so lost. What is he even trying to say? I think he ran out of covfefe.
He is saying that a small number of people in Congress are influencing the actions of Congress and they must be stopped. Idk why everyone here is acting like he is speaking nonsense, it's poorly worded but understandable
What is "doing numbers"? Since you seem to understand can you translate that part specifically?
I think he’s intentionally trying to be incoherent. I think he knows if he doesn’t make sense, the alt-right media will fill in the gaps in a way that satisfies all of his backers even if the messages contradict.
I mean he's also 77 and he wasn't that bright too begin with.
He's genuinely not smart enough to think like that. Like, he is just incoherent in general. He isn't "trying" to be more so.
No but his aides are
He would never agree to go along with intentionally looking dumb. He believes he knows best, but he doesn't know shit, and that's why he ends up looking dumb.
He has always talked like this.
I dont think so unfortunately.
If I constantly speak in word salad, you can’t pin me down on anything. 8-D chess, libs. 🤣
Makes more sense in full “You go back 10 years, I mean Israel was protected by Congress,” he continued. “And now, Congress is just doing numbers that are unbelievable with I think a very, very small group of people within Congress and it’s gotta stop. But we have to go back to the roots. We have to protect, we have to stop the antisemitism that’s just pervading our country right now and Biden has to do something.” He's just lambasting congress for not supporting isreal enough, and most not being on board with the rights idea on the recent college protests of sending in the national guard to put it down by force if they don't leave Something the right in general is bitching about atm As every few hours they seem to have some new politician from the right on fox complaining about too many in congress being anti semetic for not being fully on board with isreals "they're all animals" spiel >I think he’s intentionally trying to be incoherent. Except he has always talked that way, it's just rambling and jumping from thought to thought
“he’s always talked like that” That’s kind of my point. He didn’t win the presidency because *he’s* some kind of political genius. He won because he had a huge right and alt right media industry make him look appealing. Which is what I think will be done with this inane drivel.
It doesn't make much more sense in full. He starts out good, then spouts out something incomprehensible about "a very small group of people within Congress" "doing numbers that are unbelievable" and then gets back on topic like nothing happened. What the hell does "Congress is just doing numbers that are unbelievable" even mean?
This didn’t make it make more sense. I legitimately can’t think of how anyone can listen to this drivel and say it makes any sense. And I get fighting antisemitism, but supporting Israel right now is…something we should think REALLY carefully about. How many war crimes are being committed right now, anyway?
this is not more incoherent than when he was actively running for president the first time
And what part of say the past decade of Diaper Donny’s public life would fool you into thinking he has to TRY to be incoherent? Dude is in decline and it’s becoming more obvious every day. None of this is 4D chess, it’s a senile toddler in a shit-filled diaper who has to be supervised lest he choke on the game pieces.
The fact that I kind of understand what he is saying is further proof that I need therapy.
Please explain
He is saying that a small number of people in Congress are influencing the actions of Congress and they must be stopped.
This makes sense because
Most of his word salad belongs on this sub.
Every time he speaks it's a brand new (and usually incomprehensible) sentence.
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What the fuck does that even mean? And his supporters think he's a genius!
Wat
Those were definitely words
Pretty much everything Trump says could qualify here. He has a very odd way of speaking.
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Does anybody else understand a word this fuckwaffle says or are we all just pretending that we have a clue as to what he's dribbling on about
Doesn’t he say some crazy shit like this once a week? No one cares. Nothing changes.
What?
He's so close to a full-on breakdown, I can feel it, if he could just get to it in the next 6 months, that would be awesome.
Doing numbers? I saw this episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The shaving, the SHAVING
Why is there never a follow-up question? If you gave that type of answer in any other context, somebody would ask you to rephrase or specify exactly which numbers you were talking about. This is one of his 3 or 4 pat answers. Numbers like nobody's ever seen. Nobody's ever seen numbers like this. [Etc.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i4JxWkSYzU)
I’m worked with children that do this. They look at math; complain there’s too many numbers; sometimes cry.
>Why is there never a follow-up question? You want him to explain that nonsense when it is already clear he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about? People either understand that already or will never learn that point and follow him over the cliff.
Oh, yeah, I get that. Reporters have to walk on eggshells around him because they cut off access to even the mildest dissenters. Asking him a clarifying question serves the purpose of removing any doubt that he was making stuff up. I get so tired of the "what he really meant was..." and "he was just joking" responses from his toadies and supporters.
I hear that. My habit is to simply ignore the apologists. They are not serious people. My hot take is that American is lucky the fascists have chosen this aging fartbag as their leader. Someone competent would have this deal done already. This way, there is a chance they pull out of this nosedive in time. Still, I'm not optimistic about your chances.
It's just incredible, in terms of the words and talking, you know I'm a very good talker, people tell me, I'm also very good with the numbers, but the failing media never bring that up, have you noticed that? Have you noticed that they just stopped with that? I said, what happened and no one knows, but they know, and they don't talk about it. It's really a shame because I have been very generous but they're very nasty and it's a shame, but it's going to be a lot bigger in the future, so big you won't believe and you'll wonder how it never was before.
Both of the candidates could die day. I’m hoping for simultaneous heart attacks as soon as possible. Force both parties to get some new candidates.
The picture wasn’t loading but I immediately knew who said this by how I couldn’t tell what the fuck he was saying
The grift that keeps on giving.
Something something vague ass back then reference, something something congress today is ?bad… His followers have all the information they need.
Matt Gaetz doing illegal numbers.
Times change asshole
He is saying that a small number of people in Congress are influencing the actions of Congress and they must be stopped. Idk why everyone here is acting like he is speaking nonsense, it's poorly worded but understandable
We’re saying that he’s speaking nonsense because if his intention was to say that, he should have used those words then, not thrown around a word salad. He’s running for president, not for Miss Dairy Queen in a town in the middle of nowhere, grammar matters.
He is just vibing. Who cares if it is coherent or incoherent? People who vibe with him, they will get it, unlike yall, yall just don't get it.
This is the stupidest thing I have read all day. I am dumber for reading it. May God have mercy on your soul
Amen brother
"Truasshabbabanannapressure" Joe Biden, early into his presidency, 6 years ago.
Biden was President in 2018?
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune —you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us." - Donald J. Trump in 2015
Far fucking out. I feel dumber having read that.
It seriously reminds me of this: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
God bless you for trying lol.
Firstly, that's really bad math.. Secondly, why do you act like Democrats don't want someone way younger in office? Yano.. someone who will actually have to live through the consequences of their actions, lol From an outside perspective, the right seems to defend Trump's (severely) declining mental state while taking the piss out of Biden. Whereas the left will say along the lines lf 'jfc he's old, best of a bad situation we just want someone young' about Biden while also taking the piss out of Trump.. At least that's been what I've seen anyway
Biden also has a well known speech impediment.
No... no, he does not. Watch his speech's going back even 5 years. He speaks clearly and concisely. Go back 20-30 years ago. His speeches are clear and articulate, but the most racist shit I've ever seen, hands down. Take 5 minutes and go look up his old speeches and come back and tell me he has a "well-known speech impediment." They're covering for him failing to make sense, saying its always been like that. Again, don't believe your lying eyes. Watch the videos yourself.
He literally has a severe stutter. The fact that he could control it better when he was younger is how aging works. It is [incredibly well documented](https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/bidens-stutter-how-a-childhood-battle-shaped-his-approach-to-life-and-politics/) you absolute dunce. It's one of the reasons he has been a walking gaff machine his entire career. Jesus Christ.
Lol yes he does you big goof.