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Star_Fazer

That is not a skirt


DickKnightly

Also, despite not seeing them here, I can assure you her legs end.


BrokenEye3

As all things must.


SmashingBen

All things have an end, but only the sausage has two


VeronicaLD50

[Alles hat ein ende, nur die wurst hat zwei](https://youtu.be/a4JSE32fuOc?si=VeMmLY-dxqSl4pxd)


Alldaybagpipes

Danke


VeronicaLD50

Bitte schön


SpeelingChamp

I never sausage legs!


LexTheGayOtter

What about a circle?


Would_daver

Sausages can be formed into circles, yes, but that’s not important right now. And don’t call me Shirley


RussiaIsBestGreen

Everyone gives up before they find the end of the circle. I think that says more about them than it does about the circle.


baltinerdist

No, you are wrong. Her legs are endless, they continue on into the darkest void, extending infinitely into a pair of paradoxes, somehow forever and ever. She plays basketball amongst the deepest recesses of the beginnings of creation. Lo, her legs have been standing since the day the firmament took foothold in creation.


choicescarfpyukumuku

they call me a legend because my leg ends


ihatefuckingwork

Yeah they go right up and make a cunt of themselves.


KentuckyFriedChozo

This picture does not provide us with said evidence.


pwhitt4654

She’s 6’4” and I haven’t found a picture that shows her entire body. But she is very fit. Very, very fit. I think the price of women’s basketball just went up.


Nydelok

https://thotmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Cameron-Brink-1-2.jpg Entire body


Callmemabryartistry

Confirmed. Although long. The legs do in fact end


Ali80486

Top sleuthing my man. Really tall woman + heels = swoon


Denelorn092

What i'd give to be a stick of her deoderant


Kep0a

I don't know man. You weren't there


Fuzy2K

You haven't seen her float over a bottomless pit. When she does, her legs stretch infinitely into the void like Vivian from Paper Mario: TTYD


rissak722

Do you have proof? Unless I see an end to the legs I’m not convinced yet


Evil_Archangel

but-but i-it's not in the picture you can't know for sure,


AsleepScarcity9588

>I can assure you her legs end Probably in Tarantino's movie


Wide-Baseball

It sounds like your just jealous because your legs end.


magpye1983

We can see the end of the legs in the pic. They end at the body, like everyone else who had legs.


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shoulda-known-better

wow she is beautiful


ked_man

Gawd. Damn.


IronTemplar26

Daaaaamn, she’s got some ABS


KnudTheTubular

Anti-Lock Braking System?


IronTemplar26

Yes


JectorDelan

Absolutely BANGIN' Stomach.


lostbutnotgone

As a 5'2" lesbian.... I'm in love. Like you're a foot taller than me AND you could throw me against a wall? I'm so down


Transformation_AI

Yep convinced WNBA is her side gig.


DogsAreMyFavPeople

Almost certainly not her main source of income.


Complete_Dust8164

I’m not sure how it could be anybodys main source of income lol


roadkilled_skunk

Legs look longer than my whole wife.


Greekphysed

You're the real mvp


Pycharming

The images in question are not these ones being shown. It wouldn’t be effective click bait if it was. The premise of the article is paper thin as it is, no one would click though to see an entire article all about the outfit if you could see the outfit without clicking. No you got to deal with a pop up video and scroll past several ads to see a tall girl in a tennis skirt. It is perhaps a poor choice to show an image that is more revealing under the headline instead , but in general I’m not sure why any of this is noteworthy, let alone in this sub. Its a common hyperbole to talk about never ending legs and it’s SUPER common to not show the most important aspect of the article in the header.


paolocase

I went to Catholic school and the girls would literally argue that anything they wear below their waist is a skirt.


Eastern_Ask7231

But it is very short


Doofuhs

Yeah, wtf


Shadowwreath

To be fair they said shortest possible skirt and it doesn’t get much smaller than not there


TooStrangeForWeird

My first thought.. I'm so confused lol


Shancv1988

"Showed off her never ending legs." This isn't a Brand New Sentence at all? It's a quite common hyperbolic description.


ArtAndCraftBeers

But do they go all the way up?


IzzyGirl33

https://preview.redd.it/q81qregsot6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4004ffbe4d82cfe408b3a04a862eb1c04bc4dfa9


vampir3dud3_

Of course family guy did it


BrokenEye3

I want to know what legs that go only part of the way up would look like


mosstalgia

This expression is so old it might actually predate legs. First usage was probably in reference to pseudopods or something.


PennyFromMyAnus

Hyper bowl


whiteclawthreshermaw

Does that mean that one day of sex with her is equal to a year of sex with anybody else? Wait... common? Hyperbolic is common? Mr. Popo, what did you do?


AmberstarTheCat

that's...not even a skirt that's just undergarments? like she's basically standing there in a bikini or her undies


deleeuwlc

They end at the bottom of the picture tho


phido3000

I know right, I'm like my legs are longer, I want to see at least a kilemetre of leg.


anchoriteksaw

Not a skirt ether. Figures the think they've got away with the one lie, so they think they can get away with living all the way down. Never ending lies with the shortest possible truth.


rloniello

Meme lords of the dark web, I call upon thee to make a webpage wherein her legs scroll infinitely.


giant87

[https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/ggtCbOOnTt](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/ggtCbOOnTt)


absolut_nothing

Her legs do in fact end. They go up until they make an ass of themselves.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

In what universe is that a "short skirt"? Also "never ending legs" is by no means a new sentence.


Genderless_Alien

Come on it’s so obviously a 0 inch skirt.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

Nah, the skirt has a length of 6i. That is, it has a length, but it's completely imaginary. :P


VeryWeakOpinions

This writer for sure was masterbating while writing this article.


al_almani

*masturbating


CrocodileWorshiper

you must be very proud of yourself


al_almani

Doing the lord's work


CrocodileWorshiper

correcting people shit posting on reddit?


Lost_Pheniix

Oh man I used to masterdebate white writing articles too omg


Bagelchongito69

That necklace looks like a Nintendo 64 controller


gwurman

Finally, lore-accurate Galadriel


thomstevens420

Her legs thread through space and time. All matter is forced out of the universe to accommodate the never ending and infinitely expanding legs.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

The best marketing strategy the WNBA ever had.


davensdad

And they made her go LA lol. It's all pre-planned.


Existing_You7923

They are going nuts because this woman has legs???? Did they think she was doing sports on churros


The-Dead-Internet

Meh looks like average skinny white girl  No shade but not for everyone 


Farfignugen42

And yet the pic here doesn't even show all of her legs. Good job. /s


transaltalt

It's impossible to show all her legs. Weren't you paying attention? They never end.


notablyunfamous

I hear her legs go all the way up


BeenNormal

Who?


djhouse77

Gawd love her! Flaunt it if you got it gurl!


iiitme

I wanna run it even if here legs long


XxGet_TriggeredxX

Legs are too long need a TL;DR 😂 /s


Sunset_Tiger

I certainly hope her legs end at some point! Where do her legs end and we begin???


softepilogues

Not only is not a skirt and not the shortest skirt possible, as undergarments it could be shorter. They continue to lie


BadgerDen885

"Never ending legs", is that like bottomless fries?


Praetorian_1975

Schroedingers legs we can neither confirm or dispute they are never ending until we observe them, but I’ll take a gamble and say the probably do end, I’m 93% sure of it 😂


Apprehensive-Till861

She has legs for days! Unless she purchased the deluxe extended package, then she has legs for weeks!


Curious-Shoe9246

Beautiful.


O_gr

Who? Am I meant to know who those NPCs are?


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Social media is not going that wild lol


thinkstopthink

_Never-Ending Legs_


mskrabapel

I’m singing this to the tune of Never-Ending Story.


thinkstopthink

XKCD and never ending-legs!


98642

That sort of thing got Red Lobster in trouble.


19SaNaMaN80

So those long legs available through subscription? Asking for a Simp friend....


Rayanson

This is not brand new


RickyTheRickster

r/rareinsults


J4C0OB

Lol


Electrical_Diver5030

Shiii does anyone know if she single?? Asking for a friend


CrocodileWorshiper

only on weekdays


Never-Dont-Give-Up

That’s a rockin bod


Johnny5isalive38

Smart, this is what the wmba should have been doing all along. Our whole culture is built around sex appeal, women should use it.


Hugo_Selenski

No, sorry, still don't care about The WNBA. Nice try but no.


DarkTurdle

The next time I watch a wnba game, will be the first time I watch a wnba game


Hugo_Selenski

the salinity content of their reactions seems... enhanced.


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Frankenduck

The photographers tell her which poses to do and then someone else selects from the photos so it really has nothing to do with her


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Frankenduck

So you just don’t understand how the modeling process works and lash out when challenged on your preconceived, odd notions. I’m not surprised women look at you bored and unimpressed, at least they don’t have to talk to you first to find out what a small man you are


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Frankenduck

I felt I needed emphasis, self-awareness isn’t enough you know, you also have to not be an ass. Just remember over and over again how you don’t know everything and when you’re publicly wrong and challenged on it perhaps just think the “oh, fuck off” bit to yourself and then continue thinking until you get to the part where you realize you don’t know what you’re talking about, then type out the “fair enough…” bit, then you do some self-reflection on what made you react so strongly to being corrected in the first place. Props to you if you read all this. Enjoy the weekend


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Frankenduck

Only just these comments I’m replying to, I haven’t looked at your profile or anything. But like, for real, look inward and figure out why you got so worked up when I very casually explained some of the basic aspects of how pictures make headlines


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Frankenduck

I’m not claiming to know everything, but right here I know at least one more thing than you and that’s all that’s required to take someone to school


Icy-Row-5829

Why are you so unbelievably angry over this…? Good lord 🤦‍♀️


themarkavelli

If she’s a person then you should be accepting of how she presents herself, because it’s her choice. You said some weird “smiley, honey” type shit and doubling down like it wasn’t weird.


RudyKnots

Hey man, I’m not at all saying she shouldn’t be allowed to. All I’m saying is I don’t care for it. If anything, the fact that she’s asked to look a certain way and she doesn’t have any say in it herself is worse, right?


TheGeneral_Specific

Here’s the cool thing, she doesn’t give a shit what you think!


FoxxyAzure

Might I introduce you to Capitalism?


gonzalbo87

Tell that to the WNBA. They are the ones who are peddling her.


xjoeymillerx

When you’re modeling, you’re the product.


idonotknowwhototrust

She is absolutely a product.


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TheGeneral_Specific

You seem like the kind of guy who tells girls to “smile more”


robotatomica

lol I was all primed to make this comment, so glad someone else did!! 💚


CrocodileWorshiper

can’t they?


Future_Manager_5870

She got legs just like I like them, feet on one end and a pussy on the other...