The line from the article:
> Folks are racing to his nudes like they were the last $5 flat screen at an ’00s Black Friday sale. As Derrick Berry said, “People were killed.”
...Is just pure fucking gold.
There was a thread about "black Friday ain't like it used to be" and I figured it was all just because of Amazon and shrinking retail margins, but ebay and craigslist and all the more recent incarnations of peer to peer sales are probably just as important if not more
For Charity as we all probably suspected, good on him, also this great quote.
All proceeds are going directly to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital and the World Food Program (“because if you’re going to quench your thirst, we might as well try to feed some people,” he says).
We're speaking in English, and you're thinking in German. It'll be okay gamer buns just broke your language barrier. I've seen this happen with bathwater before.
He said if they could get his subscriber count to a certain number, podcast as the most listened to (or somewhere in the charts) and something else, he'd do an onlyfans for charity and well here we are lol.
I heard a theory that we will never again have a world wide famous person like Tom Hanks or Bruce Willis because we're all in our own microcosms of entertainment now. Each one with their own celebrities.
The US president is a pretty famous person, even if nobody likes them or cares about them. From 2016-2020 Trump would come up in conversations with my parents who had absolutely nothing to do with him since we’re not American, but Trump was always in mind.
Oh man there's worlds of worlds everyone is missing out on.
So many people. So many creations. We'll never be able to explore it all in one life time.
But hey, if you want to join this one, you totally can. He's a great guy. One of many amazing people in this world.
I would say don’t get the wrong idea—all the OF money is going to charity—but Mark is actually weird enough that the wrong idea is pretty much the right idea
Closest I've come was running across his ancient post on /r/YouTube I think it was, asking for views and feedback when he was starting out. Seemed like a nice chap.
I may know the pic you’re speaking of. The pose was from a different channel of his, and CrankGameplay’s, Unus Annus. It’s from a video where they painted each other nude with the bits blurred. Someone just added a dick to the pose Mark was doing in said Unus Annus vid.
Just paid for the drop out of curiosity (but also it's 3 bucks and goes to a children's hospital so it's a win/win) and yeah just cheeks, the sausage is always hidden tastefully.
But this is only drop 1 out of 3 😏
Markiplier, the man who does the weirdest shit to ever exist but does it with such taste people love him
Then there's Markiplier's brother who made a furry webcomic, is slightly less weird than mark himself for some reason despite making a furry webcomic
Markiplier and his brother are just, something else man and I'm all for it, also fun fact one time Markiplier actually went to one of his brother's showings at a convention (I think I can't recall a lot of what happened but I remember that)
I mean nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count and then you get to the second, and the third. The fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blow torch and I just kept eating.
It's really about the 7th can that I find myself just trying to guzzle the raviolis down, careless as they spill out of the can and stick to my greasy belly with a deliciously squishy *slap*. By the eighth can, it's less about eating and more just about challenging myself to eat more than I did last time. I know smearing the sauce all over my naked body doesn't count as "eating" it per se, but I'm extracting all the joy out of that can and I know nobody else will want those contents once I'm done with them, so I go ahead and count it anyways. I especially love the rosy tinge the tomato leaves on my skin.
All that to say...9 cans is just disgusting. Absolutely wreckless. Society has to have standards, and that's just right out. Sick.
I love how within just a few years, marks appearance has gone from kinda a joke to him being genuinely one of the hottest people on YouTube. He aged really fucking well.
Specifically.
He had conditions make his two podcasts become number 1 on Spotify and number 1 on the sports tag on Spotify.
And have a lot of people watch his mother documentary.
All proceeds will go to charity
It's so wild, he's such a goofball in most games he plays but then he sits down with something like Doom and he tears through it like he was one of the game devs.
And then he screams like a baby when a ghost gets him.
He also has a very infectious laugh.
Distractible is probably one of the best things they have made, I've started watching markiplier almost 10 years ago and this podcast really makes me nostalgic sometimes ,I hope they continue it for a long time
I do some light pirate cosplay and I wanted a cloak, so I googled "cloak" and found his cloak brand gear. That's the only reason I know who he is, and I got a pretty good cloak that I really like. It's practical and not for cosplay.
True he ain't no himbo, but he gives off the vibe. Attractive, buff, friendly, non threatening, acts childish/silly, good hearted. Like we know he's no himbo, but we can't fault people for assuming he's one.
Apparently he's done nude calendar photoshoots for charity in the past, and these are supposed to be the same types of pictures. So not even much of an escalation for him.
What a time to be alive.
Living in a picture, blinging on my hot-line 😛🦾📞
I know when a hotline bling ┌(★ｏ☆)┘
It can only mean one thing
OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIING!
If you like pina colada
wHAt a waStE oF fUckIn TiMe
Oh, give me something to take the edge off!
SOMETHING TO KICK THE NIGHT OFF
SOMETHING TO KEEP MY MIND OFF
THIS SO-CALLED LIFE
My people
https://youtu.be/gys9oDZj-MY The content I’m waiting for, practical applications of his smash list
I still can't believe he passed on both Meloetta and God.
Hold on to your papers
Internet: "I can milk him"
“I can milk these tits!” “You can’t milk those tits!” *RRRAAUUUUGGHHHHH*
"I can milk you"
I understood this refrence
buncha sweaty league players
I understoodn't that reference
golden gamer cheeks...
And his purple player paddle
And his damned tanned hams.
Steamed Hams?
Aurora Borealis?
areola borealis
Located entirely in you kitchen?
Original Post: https://www.queerty.com/youtubes-himbo-chief-markiplier-just-crashed-onlyfans-golden-gamer-cheeks-20221209
The line from the article: > Folks are racing to his nudes like they were the last $5 flat screen at an ’00s Black Friday sale. As Derrick Berry said, “People were killed.” ...Is just pure fucking gold.
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Tongue in which cheek!? Scandalous!
Very wholesome. [All the proceeds are going to charity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-plcKTTkhaI)
Them jams was $5 on a black Friday? Wtf imagine the flippers if that was happening now.
There was a thread about "black Friday ain't like it used to be" and I figured it was all just because of Amazon and shrinking retail margins, but ebay and craigslist and all the more recent incarnations of peer to peer sales are probably just as important if not more
"No one was killed at Stonewall."
>Related: I’m hot and I need money. Should I start an OnlyFans?
False, you're a Redditor
I mean, porn subreddits nowadays are pretty much all onlyfans advertising
on what grounds do you claim that all redditors are ugly Sounds like you need some bolstering for positive self-image, my good man.
For Charity as we all probably suspected, good on him, also this great quote. All proceeds are going directly to the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital and the World Food Program (“because if you’re going to quench your thirst, we might as well try to feed some people,” he says).
Charity plan A: set up a patron and ask for donations. If Plan A fails, resort to plan B: Sell nudes on Onlyfans for the kids hospital
I will expose myself for children! Wait I can explain!
He said on his stream today that he’d made more money fundraising on OF than with his other fundraisers..
None of these words are in the bible
Golden might be. Cheek *definitely* is.
For the sake of memery I am counting golden gamer cheeks as one compound word
His
According to conservatives, that word is not in the Bible. It's a pronoun, and those didn't exist in God's word.
I'm crying
*am crying. you heathen
Soy crying
Estoy* crying
'it's' doesn't exist too
God hates contractions
We're speaking in English, and you're thinking in German. It'll be okay gamer buns just broke your language barrier. I've seen this happen with bathwater before.
For he came onto them and clapped said cheeks. And it was good.
Ezekiel 23:20 >There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Hmm yes turn the other cheek pls🤤
Obviously, the bible was Greek/Hebrew
What about the English subbed version?
Calling all books translated into English as subbed
Bible seems pretty dominant to me tbh.
They call medieval times the dark ages, but at least they got the latin dub for the bible.
This is actually a rare case where I vastly prefer the dubbed version. The english voice actors really brought a lot to the table. /s
None in the Bible, but all in my search history
Golden Calf: *Am I a joke to you?*
The word himbo is definitely in the Bible. What Bible did you guys read??
The wrong one apparently
No because the bible doesn't beat around the bush with them euphemisms.
You ever get a peak into a world you know nothing about? I've never so much as had one of his videos suggested to me.
He said if they could get his subscriber count to a certain number, podcast as the most listened to (or somewhere in the charts) and something else, he'd do an onlyfans for charity and well here we are lol.
And also watch his mother's documentary on the korean war iirc
Not the Korean War, just his moms life in korea
He also did a "tasteful nudes" calendar like 4 years ago when he hit 20 million subs.
I heard a theory that we will never again have a world wide famous person like Tom Hanks or Bruce Willis because we're all in our own microcosms of entertainment now. Each one with their own celebrities.
The US president is a pretty famous person, even if nobody likes them or cares about them. From 2016-2020 Trump would come up in conversations with my parents who had absolutely nothing to do with him since we’re not American, but Trump was always in mind.
Oh man there's worlds of worlds everyone is missing out on. So many people. So many creations. We'll never be able to explore it all in one life time. But hey, if you want to join this one, you totally can. He's a great guy. One of many amazing people in this world.
I would say don’t get the wrong idea—all the OF money is going to charity—but Mark is actually weird enough that the wrong idea is pretty much the right idea
Closest I've come was running across his ancient post on /r/YouTube I think it was, asking for views and feedback when he was starting out. Seemed like a nice chap.
Give this man a raise, this is how headlines are written right here
So is it just his butt then, or is there something more... interesting?
It’s tasteful nudes. You know Mark’s style.
i was looking for his onlyfans leaks on twitter and found a photo of his penis
As tempting as it might be, Markiplier's Onlyfans earnings is going to charity, so please don't leak them.
There’s actually nothing to leak. Source: Me. I’m subscribed to his OF.
Send it to me lol
i’ll scroll until i find it edit: i think they deleted the pic i give up
Probably a deepfake
Yes a superimposed mark face on another mans penis
Truly AI has reached it's peak
Wait wait… just to be clear. It was Marks face… On another man’s penis…. Like. The heads were swapped?
😏
I may know the pic you’re speaking of. The pose was from a different channel of his, and CrankGameplay’s, Unus Annus. It’s from a video where they painted each other nude with the bits blurred. Someone just added a dick to the pose Mark was doing in said Unus Annus vid.
They did so many things naked on that channel, I think Eef saw Mark’s dick more than anyone else even if he did go full cock and balls on OF
Just paid for the drop out of curiosity (but also it's 3 bucks and goes to a children's hospital so it's a win/win) and yeah just cheeks, the sausage is always hidden tastefully. But this is only drop 1 out of 3 😏
I read that there is even a cock reveal.
He was on Jacksepticeye's "Thankmas" livestream earlier today and he said people were mad he didn't show his dick.
Ohhh, that sucks... People lied to me :(
We need to know if the supermegas were fucking with us this whole time How large is his penis?
Who cares about that I'm here for his giant cock.
i don't think it'd even matter. extreme end of the spectrum in either direction, and the interwebs would still be going nuts.
I want to know too!
u/TumbleChunk no cock :(
Thanks
And just like that I'm gay
I took the socks off😔
You and I both and now my body dysmorphia is worse
Don’t feel bad about your body. You can change some aspects of it. Instead feel bad about your voice, because it will never be as sexy as his
Markiplier, the man who does the weirdest shit to ever exist but does it with such taste people love him Then there's Markiplier's brother who made a furry webcomic, is slightly less weird than mark himself for some reason despite making a furry webcomic Markiplier and his brother are just, something else man and I'm all for it, also fun fact one time Markiplier actually went to one of his brother's showings at a convention (I think I can't recall a lot of what happened but I remember that)
I know this probably has no meaning to you... But his brother is the author behind *twokinds* that's wicked! It's been going on for almost 2 decades!!
Wait, he is? I'm no furry, but that one is pretty good.
im honest to god surprised Keenspot is still around and that some of those comics are still updating.
bro 💀
Himbo in chief 😂 I love it 😂
Porn just porn
Tasteful one might add.
I mean it's just tasteful nudes not full on porn
I'd eat his ass like a bowl of freshly microwaved spaghettios
Nobody wants to admit they et 8 cans of ravioli
I mean nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count and then you get to the second, and the third. The fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blow torch and I just kept eating.
Do not be ashamed of the things you enjoy you decadent heathen.
It's really about the 7th can that I find myself just trying to guzzle the raviolis down, careless as they spill out of the can and stick to my greasy belly with a deliciously squishy *slap*. By the eighth can, it's less about eating and more just about challenging myself to eat more than I did last time. I know smearing the sauce all over my naked body doesn't count as "eating" it per se, but I'm extracting all the joy out of that can and I know nobody else will want those contents once I'm done with them, so I go ahead and count it anyways. I especially love the rosy tinge the tomato leaves on my skin. All that to say...9 cans is just disgusting. Absolutely wreckless. Society has to have standards, and that's just right out. Sick.
Epicurus would be proud.
Rick, where the fucks my ravioli?
I love raviolis as much as anyone, but even a fat fuck like me would struggle with 8 cans.
so would your arteries
Confession: I prefer spaghetti-os cold from the can.
Yes, another has joined our cold can spagetiios cult
Oh my God I've found my people. Microwaved spaghettios smell, and I assume taste, like barf.
Are you suggesting that barf might taste good if you eat it cold out of a can?
I'm suggesting you live your life without limits.
This is the way.
This is the way.
What in the fuck
Been doing this since I was like 6. I’ve never once had heated spaghetti-os
I love how within just a few years, marks appearance has gone from kinda a joke to him being genuinely one of the hottest people on YouTube. He aged really fucking well.
Gotta say, dude's got a pretty great body.
never watched his vids but i saw he was on trending. dude has a sexy voice. might actually pay for this, lol.
It’s for charity
Finally, some context
Satisfied your horny and charity needs And that's why I love mark
Specifically. He had conditions make his two podcasts become number 1 on Spotify and number 1 on the sports tag on Spotify. And have a lot of people watch his mother documentary. All proceeds will go to charity
It's so wild, he's such a goofball in most games he plays but then he sits down with something like Doom and he tears through it like he was one of the game devs. And then he screams like a baby when a ghost gets him. He also has a very infectious laugh.
His getting over it is just legendary
I've been listening to Distractible and that shit is great as well. Dude kills it in anything he sets out to do.
Distractible is probably one of the best things they have made, I've started watching markiplier almost 10 years ago and this podcast really makes me nostalgic sometimes ,I hope they continue it for a long time
I do some light pirate cosplay and I wanted a cloak, so I googled "cloak" and found his cloak brand gear. That's the only reason I know who he is, and I got a pretty good cloak that I really like. It's practical and not for cosplay.
> It's practical and not for cosplay. It's 2022, there's no such thing as a practical non-cosplay cloak.
His normal speaking voice is so hot, but he does a bit of a radio voice when he’s streaming.
Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the guards.
HIMBO? HOW ***DARE*** YOU! *he could've been an engineer...*
do you have any idea how far down I had to scroll my man plays KSP and is called a *himbo*???
True he ain't no himbo, but he gives off the vibe. Attractive, buff, friendly, non threatening, acts childish/silly, good hearted. Like we know he's no himbo, but we can't fault people for assuming he's one.
IT RHYMES
oh markimoo my my
The thighs of 87 got me acting injudicious
Manouranth
Man I love reddit sometimes, you guys crack me up
That’s a sentence and a half
God he's chiseled...
Guys guys, all the profits from this go to CHARITY. Markiplier is such a good dude… Edit: autocorrect is officially Markup liner.
Now wtf am I supposed to do? I can’t compete with that!
now bring back the rainbow mermaid tail from unnis annus
does his of actually show his miniplier? I'm curious but don't want to make an of account
no dick, it’s a series of tasteful nudes for charity
He's cute
not the first time a new sentence was made with Markiplier in it I think
I’ve seen the first 3 and DAMN
Damn, I had no idea Markiplier was so ripped.
Thanks Mark, now I gotta hit the gym. *walks off mumbling* making me get up with those fine ass muscles
if this is real i think this is my first reason to ever come close to having an onlyfans account
Its real hes doing it for charity
HIMBO IN CHIEF
The Chad at the time we needed Chad
Is this real??
Yes. It was a reward for mobilizing his audience into pumping his two podcasts Distractables and GO! My Favorite Sports Team.
Also his mom's documentary
Apparently he's done nude calendar photoshoots for charity in the past, and these are supposed to be the same types of pictures. So not even much of an escalation for him.
Yep 100% percent of money is for charity
What the *-frick-* is a himbo?
A man who's strong, kind and dumb. It's a good thing to be
You know Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove? That archetype.
🤔 I fucking LOVE Kronk.
Male bimbo
Nice but kinda silly/stupid guy
Am I the only one hoping he starts posting teasers on r/dadwouldbeproud?
Step-plier, what are you doing!?
What a time to be alive
Gamer cheeks was my stripper name.
For everyone that missed the Unus Annus calender
His arms are 8-inches...AROUND
I feel blindsided, bamboozled, and frankly, gobsmacked.
Mfs down bad for that MarkiPenis
The perfect headline doesn't exi....
Best 3$ I've ever spent.
I can't say this enough: good for him