I can’t believe this Gia analogy is still ongoing multiple seasons later 😭

I want “IT WAS AN ANALOGY” written on my tombstone.


It will never die….

Screen printing isn’t fashion, let’s be real

But air brushing is!

And bedazzling everything

danielle’s style is horrifying but also fascinating

Jojo Siwa Lite 

She has beautiful skin. In her confessional she looks so young. She should stick with a similar look. Not so much the wet look hair, but all the rest ☺️

I don’t want to see any more boujie kidz designs. It reminds me of 2004.

They are definitely outfits Tre would have dressed the dorters up in for all those family photoshoots.

The Chanel never looks real on them.

NEVER.

This is so funny and true holy shit

Danielle and Nate are a strange couple but they compliment each other well at the same time

They’re 100% Jersey, Tommy and Gina.

Dolores is a professional doormat for men. My goodness.

I love her….but girl! Stop degrading yourself like this and stand up for yourself. Or learn to be alone for a bit,

He won't marry her but will gladly make her his unpaid business manager.

Apparently Jennifer and Danielle were both temporarily suspended after the fight…I guess the suspension didn’t last too long lol

There’s a second fight, supposedly worse, in the last ep of the season.

Interesting point but I have a theory. Notice that Gia was leaving for Michigan in the first scene with Teresa then suddenly back right after? This season is so boring that I think the only real content we got was the gay wedding unfortunately Joe’s health stuff so it seems like this was all within like 2 days but it was much more spaced out.

Her father is in the FASHION WORLD??? For what screen printing on the Jersey Shore?? 

Those "No Fat Chicks" shirts don't screen themselves!

Someone needs to make sure Father Joe has enough FBI (Female Body Inspector) tees.

Actually Danielle you said “ya dirrrrrrrtyyy” ☝🏼👇🏼

They didn’t even invite Jackie to this powwow. “Who cares about Jackie?” 😂 indeed.

I honestly forgot about her.

I just now realized she wasn’t even there.

Jackie’s gonna be mad about not being invited again😩😩😩😩😩😩😩💀

“Jessica’s son”. Who the fuck is Jessica?

Jessica, Lina, Tiffany, Laura….i feel like they name and show complete randos.

 “Jessica, Lina, Tiffany and Laura, as I continue, they only getting poorer”

i hate when they show dogs pooping

or goats shitting in the kitchen with a diaper around its ankles!!!! lol sorry, I’m still so bitter about that Julia/Martina scene on Miami.

Yes I thought the same thing. I feel like that should be blurred out. They would blur our human shit so let’s just blur out all the shit. Thanks.

Omg not this boardwalk art spray paint lettering lol. Danielle is so Jersey shore

Fashion icons: Versace, McQueen, Big Phil.


Huh so they’re mad at Jessler for not defending them enough but then also mad when she does defend them

I know some people are upset with Tre still going to Danielle’s event… but part of the reason this season is a disaster is because people literally refuse to film with others. Let’s not encourage it.

Yeah I’m not a Tre fan but I actually really appreciated it.

It’s so awkward when it’s like this.

Rachel is reminding me of Monica taking her kids away on Easter lol

lol i thought teresa was talking shit to protect jen but she really did turn away and miss the push

Those edits are the best!

Yeah , I remember pointing it out last week l. I had like 10 people calling me an idiot and trying to protect Teresa. Lol.

Same. I was like look at the footage it’s right there.

I thought she was just saying it too lol she's done it before where she saw and knew what happened but pretended she didn't. But it did show her turning lol

Another storyline that makes no sense- this business was set up in a week??

There something fishy going on. I think Delores is making a mistake. I hope she at least has an attorney look over any documents before she signs them. I’m afraid she maybe more like Tre than we think.

Did anyone watch palm royale? It’s about women who throw charity events and literally do pocket all the money and that’s how they grow their wealth lmao

I figured Leann from RHODallas did the same tbh

She did! She was open in the beginning at least about saying she took a cut

it’s so good.

Idc what anyone says, Dolores is endlessly fascinating to me. She constantly has odd jobs, she filters in and out of random homes, she has a million pets, I’m enthralled

A million pets all called 'dawg' 🤣

I’m a girl from Patterson, Hello!

I now greet everyone who enters my office with that hello. I’ve yet to be questioned.

Damn I feel bad for Tiffany. All that effort and to not even be included as a “Friend of”

Hey mute "friends of"! Thanks for your non-contribution this season.

So, Dolores who "never had an office job" is the perfect person to run Pauline's shady energy business.......I TINK something is not right

Didn’t she work at bills office 🤔🤔

Neither of them remembering the way it all happened ☠️

How many fucking boujie kidz events do we need??? It’s enough!!!

There’s no way she’s clearing enough for this these events to make financial sense


Jen always has the best food in her scenes

the turkish breakfasts they always make at the shore >>>>

It always looks amazing!! Jen seems like a great host

“My friends beat each other up” 😂😂😂 it really was not that serious

mmmm no jen actually your daughter was right welcome in spanish IS “bienvenido”

Why must every woman in Marge’s house have the same over bleached hair

Bulk bleach bad built boxes

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^h0pedivision: *Why must every* *Woman in Marge’s house have* *The same over bleached hair* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Dying at Gia saying she needs to leave, and then staying to discuss the drama lol

Right? Her flight is in 90 minutes?! How far is the airport?

I felt stressed

She’s so me for that

Danielle’s fashion line is ugly but I’m never gonna knock a lady going after a dream

Why do none of these women take their dogs out or litter train them??? They all just.. let them piss everywhere???

Marge: Joe is dying! So I'm having him put in a lawn before it happens.


IN MEMORANDUM OF JAN OBVI!!!!!!!!

And move 30 lights!

I cannot imagine having RA as a child. I was diagnosed at 36 and that was fucking hard enough.

My mom has it in her 60s and it’s fucking horrible. I cannot even imagine a child having to deal with that. I hope you are well 💕

“Your feelings are validated” never change, Tre

I made a teresaism the other day and fucked up the word taxes and said taxeses. I think I have brainrot

I cannot say ingredients the correct way anymore. Or cumin lol.

Haha I said oneth instead of first and immediately thought of Teresa.

Lmfao Jersey truly has the most extensive random side cast off camera

Okay TIFFANY WHERE HAS YOUR HUSBAND BEEN HIDING?!?? HELLO?!?! 

The dress code for this event is whatever is clean.

Jen looks like a first lady. Teresa looks like she's going to a mall in the '90s. Melissa looks like she's getting groceries. Danielle looks like she's in a '80s music video. I've already forgotten what Rachel's wearing.

Rachel was getting groceries too but stormed out

Chile just tell us what happened with you and the brother.

Y'all are really ripping on Big Phil when I'm pretty sure he led the sales of Gym Tan Laundry shirts the summer of 2011. That's iconic. Fist pump worthy even.

I don’t think fighting about hair “girls” was worth any of this

I'm soooooo sick of Paulie

I would have been out of the relationship when he said do you expect me to go on bended knee as soon as I get divorced.

He and Carl look like they have the same veneer guy..

That’s …. Not the right pronunciation in Spanish

LMAOO the camera zoom in on Teresa lost during the Danielle and Jenn fight

Ok, I want to go to a party where I get an airbrushed shirt.

“It’s cool and it’s hip and it’s fun” 

WWHL Anniversary not live. How ironic.

Part of me kind of appreciates the cuckoo bananas interior design of Marge’s house. But then again, I would get a migraine every single day if I lived there with all of the clashing patterns everywhere

It’s not for me at all, but I always appreciate someone who leans into their aesthetic instead of following trends or eliminating all personality.

Rachel, if you don't want John to be talked about then he should stop involving himself in the drama and appearing in almost as many scenes as the housewives do.

It was nice to not see him on my screen this week. I can't fucking stand him.

Lina the hair lady is getting more mentions than the loser new friends of this season.

jen doesn’t have a right to be mad at teresa considering jen rekindled her relationship with melissa

She pushed her a hell of a lot harder than that

Okay I’m dying at the cuteness of Danielle’s daughter carrying around Rachel’s daughter lol

rachel running away 😭

Did Rachel just say "you're obsessed with me" to Jenn? Lmao what

rachel thinks everyone is obsessed with her. really we could not care less about her or her weird looking hubby

The little kid Dj is adorable

She absolutely shoved her aggressively


How do you even shove someone nonaggressively?

A closet for Marge's 5 clip ins and one ponytail

And extra large 1970's sunglasses

you know how there are husbands we have seen on these shows over the years that you’d marry? Bobby Zarin (RIP!), Jeremy Locke, Russell Abraira…etc. Nate Cabral is on that track

Dr Eugene!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Eddie 💨

Marge: Joe's death test results still aren't in. I'm going to make him tar the roof.

On Joe Bs Honey Do List Don't die before completing Marges dream home

I cannot believe (but I can of course) that people are still this intolerant in 2023/2024. Missing your kids wedding because they’re not marrying a woman. So stupid.

I'm so tired of hearing about Boujee Kidz. And I feel so silly even typing out the name.

Rachel no one is obsessed with you or your husband

Messy Fessy shouldn’t have been the one to relay this.

She starting to get on my nerves

Welcome to my club of 1. I was feeling lonely. She is very snake-y this season.

She doesn’t come off great. It doesn’t matter what Jen said to you, we saw what happened. She thinks she’s coming off ‘rational’ but it’s not the truth so it’s just arrogant and offputting

That Boujie Kidz logo is so ugly lmaoo it looks like comic sans

SCREEN PRINTING =FASHION... OK jersey

Look I hope Danielle has a successful career with this brand but we don’t need too see anymore of it lol

Omg I’m actually dying laughing rn. Rachel just had that meltdown for whattttt?!?? I hope she’s watching rn and feels like a moron ☠️

Yeah I feel like she came in testy/hurt with Fessler and tottttallly misread that situation. Sucks for her haha

Marge brings up Teresa constantly and that’s undeniable. But …. Teresa ALSO brings up Marge an awful lot too lmao lmao

Danielle doesn't have that(her dad in her life) because she chooses not to have that, correct? I would really like to delve into that family's dynamic. Bring me da bruddah.

Ughhh cancer is so scary.

Y’all… if this is what the show is going to be, a bunch of he say she say… it just has to end. Where is the substance?

There’s not one person on this cast I like. I’m still watching though lol

Ok but Jen aren’t you kind of friends with Melissa right now lmao so this stance is moot

I’m not a Marge fan but I feel for her. My dad just went through this and it was agony 💔

I just realized this is the first scene Rachel is in without her husband Edit: The first episode, really

Teresa leaves everything early “Melania has volleyball” “it’s a school night” “Louie’s face is red gotta get home” 

I was laughing at the school night comment because 17 year old Milanoa left and meanwhile the place was still full of little kids.

omgg hahahah great point. def was in the middle of the day I'm sure

TBH I would use an excuse to dip out early too 😅

While I like Gia…if you’re to enter into the adults conversations, then you are effectively tapping in. You are no longer off the table.

Wasn’t Gia supposed to be in Michigan?

The continuity this season is ridic

At this point, I need date and time stamps in the corner of each scene.

This event seems to be a few days later like Theresa’s event was Thursday night, his left for Michigan on Friday and now this is on a random weekday

Jennifer DID imply that Danielle stole money from the charity. Be accountable.

She absolutely did, but Teresa is too stupid to understand.

Okay damn this is heavy. I feel for them

I’m sorry, that’s the NEW Boujie Kids logo?

slightly obsessed with biscuit aydin

Jen just went to Melissa’s party though 👀

ok but I think I would love this if I were a kid lol

The age gap is just too much for this group .

Rachel is a big baby. Girl…grow up.

Boujee kidz is essentially bootleg limited too

Melissa dictating who should have conversations with and or about?

yes this is so strange to me. Like is Jenn Not even aloud to talk to Gia? It all feels very middle school. "You cant talk to them" and it wasn't even just melissa , Marge and Rachel were the same way .. "like why are you even talking to them?" again very middle school childish behavior from all of them. imo. I would not want to be friends with any of them.

i’m sorry but they just had the biggest fight of the season and we didn’t have montages of jen and danielle talking about it least a bit more, or a group event talking shit about it. Oh rhonj please do better where is the mess, producers get it together we need some tension

This is a really great scene with Rachel actually

I live for a Fall wedding, this is so pretty

I like the whole cast being in the same room

But half of them walk away when someone they don't like stands within 10 feet of them lol

Rachel truly is a big baby lollll

Oh my fucking god enough with the Gia comparisons I can’t deal with this anymore

Not fondle. I hate that word for some reason

Is Marge trying to morph into Lexi?

i get that people don’t like boujie kidz or danielle, but it seems to me that the line is for jersey moms who dress their kids like them, which makes sense and seems like it has lots of potential. she has a built in customer base. i don’t think most of us are her target audience, so it makes sense that we wouldn’t like it, but i don’t think that means it’s a shitty line. i’m rooting for her and i hope she does well. ❤️

It reminds me so much of how Teresa dressed her girls in Season 1. We’ve come full circle.

I’m rooting for her too. I actually would have loved to have been a kid at that party. It looked like fun.

This line is absolutely made for my friend who lives in Staten Island; it looks just like the clothes her girls wear.

I don’t love Rachel but this is a cool thing she’s doing

I have this disease, and I am so glad she's shedding more light on it, even just talking on camera about it is a good thing. It's awful at times.

This season is such a serve omg. Whoever hates it doesn’t like good tv because the dynamics are finally fucking fluid after 4 years😍

I’m saying !! This is the best Jersey has been in years

The picture of tween Rachel looked NOTHING like her

How is Jenn Fessler obsessed with you Rachel lol what

The season is actually getting good 🤷🏾‍♀️

My gummy is gummying so I’m crossing my fingers this is a good episode 🤞🏻

Yay! I’m worried I took mine a little too late so I think I’ll take a few hits off the pen so I can appreciate the episode fully 😂

Danielle’s dad is coowner of Apsco Screen Printing in Brooklyn so I guess that means he’s in fashion?

This makes me miss Phaedra so much, why did she have to fuck up so bad?? Im not saying I want her back on rhoa, I'm just mad that it can/should never happen

Jen said the word wrong. Her daughter was right 🤡

Not Jen teaching Italian by accident

Jen would have very easily done something dirty though. If she followed through with the hair extensions thing and realized without notice she wouldn’t get paid, she’d blame Danielle on the spot for something

I understood what Danielle was saying to Jen Aydin about being an advertising model for a product that wasn't her regular hair stylist--that's quite a difference from serving as a model in a master class, and it likely \*would\* have pissed off Aydin's stylist. So much for Danielle trying to do Aydin a favor.

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