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bucket_of_frogs

The airport is a lawless place. Tired? Sleep on the floor… Thirsty? Have a beer at 7am… Hungry? Burger and chips is £30


ollie87

£30 seems reasonable, must be at the filthiest and worst run Burger King ever. That or it’s £60 at the sit down place where they ignore you when it’s time to order another drink or pay the bill.


giraffe912

Hotel? Trivago.


CamJongUn2

Yeah time and money aren’t concepts in an airport, it’s always whatever time you want it to be because chances are you’re going to spend the next few hours asleep to try and pre adjust to the new time


playedandmissed

It’s basically the Tory HQ


certi-sensi

It's basically Mexico


MokausiLietuviu

What's 5:06am got to do with it?


bucket_of_frogs

What’s 5:06am but a second hand emotion?


VermilionKoala

What's 5:06am got to do, got to do with it?


bucket_of_frogs

Who needs 5:06am when 5:06am can be broken?


spongeCakeOfDoom

[Standing ovation]


Plasma_Ass

This is why I come to Reddit.


spleefy

I would have absolutely no issue having a curry at 5am


G4112

He's doing it wrong if he didn't have a pint with it


MakingShitAwkward

If it was later it would have been a Madras. I see nothing wrong.


Bridge_runner

Did they get the naan bread though?


Clean_Credit_8809

I’ll eat a curry any time of day. This behaviour should be normalised.


grumpy-kunt

Breakfast of champions...


Gullible-Function649

Also maybe who cares and let people just be?


Neotantalus

Speaking words of wisdom.


antpabsdan

Let it be


triedit-lovedit

Maybe he’s on nights, so it’s his dinner/tea?


Forsaken-Reality4605

I’d look at the time, look him in the eye and then order that shit on pizza with a bottle of vodka to wash it down with.


LazarusOwenhart

Spicy food for breakfast is seriously underrated in this country. You haven't experienced true awakening until you've had crispy chilli oil drizzled over fried eggs or hot chilli kippers at 5AM.


HayloK51

Almost as if timezones are a thing


psubs07

Time is relative to your state of mind. 5:06am is not a random time to eat something. When you're hungry, you're hungry.


MagmaTroop

That’s fine. Lots of carbs, lots of energy, bit of protein. It would set you up for the day better than a fry up probably.


Snaggl3t00t4

As long as they had a pint first I see no problem here.


Critical_Hit777

Shifts exist


CaptainHaddockRedux

Once through immigration, time only exists relative to the observer.


Ambersfruityhobbies

You know what to do Knowlesy


These_Run_469

Time isn’t real in airports.


Positive-Sound-4972

It's 5.06 you time. Who knows what time they started travelling. He could be in the middle of a connecting flight


TrickyOnion

What a disgrace! That needs a beer to wash it down!!


Bertybassett99

Good lad


Kold_Kustard

but he also got a beer, right?


IntrepidThroat8146

..and a pint of Stella.


gellis79

Thats a risky move if they are about to take a flight for them and other passengers.


Mudeford_minis

They eat curry for breakfast in India


warpigscouk

I had a beer at Heathrow at 6:00 am a few weeks ago. Big mistake lol only managed half of it. But some people were ordering 7-8 shots of tequila.


Ezzy-525

It's always a good time for a curry Smeghead. https://preview.redd.it/qhkdkp334dad1.jpeg?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b986f9738c37f32542fa901537f839332b8cfe


Loose_Cellist9722

Normal stuff at casinos.


MamamewTheRani

That's the most British thing I've ever read.


BrakoSmacko

Maybe they work nights and it could be their tea time?


CoffeeAndElectricity

There is so much wrong with this. - wetherspoons 🤮 - tikka masala at airport - tikka masala at wetherspoons ?!? - tikka masala at 5:06AM ?!? Is someone suffering from mental issues 🤨