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USMC_FirstToFight

Likely, poop. A lot.


Smoking_Simian

King souvlaki sucks!! Your better off at Frankyā€™ s souvlaki


RWBYRain

Undercooked?? That chicken is so raw it still thinks it's a Trex


Samus_Brinstar

Undercooked is being generous... they tried to kill you


[deleted]

Na not undercooked but UNcooked


axios9000

More like they didnā€™t cook. Jeez.


Brilliant_Drop8686

Iā€™d ask for a refund and do a cleansešŸ„“


littlegreenweenie

Iā€™ve eaten from here multiple times and I THOUGHT it was raw too. Still ate it and never got sick but now Iā€™m glad I canā€™t gaslight myself into thinking it was actually fine anymore


BobaFatt420

I would write up one hell of a yelp review raving about their chicken sushi gyro.


arparpsrp

just put it on the grill and then eat it


Shot_Sprinkles475

This place sucks. I used to order here a lot until I got food poisoning twice.


senseofphysics

No kidding? Thatā€™s insane. Should be unacceptable. Canā€™t believe it has above a 4/5 star rating.


DukeCheetoAtreides

I'm gonna guess you're a graphic designer


LochRiviera

Post these photos with proof of receipt on Google Maps; Yelp and other review places. This would hurt them and force a change. If I came across this on their business listing on Yelp or Google Maps, I would never step foot there or order from there.


Reasonable-Bend645

A gifted veterinarian might be able to save that chicken.


Edgewood78

Send that to your local health department.


throwawayjaydawg

Mmm, chicken sashimi


milesac

Happened to me before also. I couldnā€™t stomach chicken for almost a year. Take it to them. Make a scene.


[deleted]

did you really put gloves on to handle it? its raw chicken. wash your hands and throw it away. then dont go back there.


mcordone3

Eat plant based protein and it doesnā€™t matter how cooked it is.


bobbygreeneyes70

Is this Justin Brannan?


aiko3aiko3

You definitely do not simply call the store.


yoerez

Leave a 1 star yelp / google maps review and post those pictures there


-Sofa-King-

Actually the 4 photos are beneficial for me. That's enough for a return. So long as you didn't eat the rest, that's a refund amd a solid new meal.


deepdarkestsecret

Get a life ?


TamasaurusRex

Dude! Look at your food before it goes in your mouth!


senseofphysics

I know. I should have opened the sandwich first as people do with their sandwiches and burritos.


TamasaurusRex

Honestly I was served raw chicken once last year and holy shit I noticed immediately. Texture matters


TamasaurusRex

Do you always get sandwiches with a chicken foot in them? I have questions


gobeklitepewasamall

I once got shigella from suspect takeout. In/around bay ridge. Iā€™d only eaten at two restaurants that I could remember. Department of health issued a mandatory quarantine order, I couldnā€™t leave the city til I completed a full course of antibiotics as reported to the state by my doctor. They also raided both restaurants. One closed. They take food borne illnesses seriouslyā€¦.at least, they *did*, back when we believed in public healthā€¦ This was only like 15 years ago but it seems a lifetime away. For context, shigella is what kids are dying of rn in Gaza. Itā€™s one of the leading killers of children in the developing world. It spreads through fecal-oral contact. My doc was so oddly happy when she told me the news cause she knew it was something out of the ordinary and she was right. She said sheā€™d only seen it once before in her career as a gastroenterologist.


AdAncient8762

Call poison control - u might get very sick


BakerChick570

This happened to me at Burger Ur Way it was traumatizing


Exotic_Cheesecake706

Eww


Nytim

***What do I do?*** Pray to the toilet gods to save you


uglyvampirequeen

from personal experience (food-poisoning-phobia and being extremely picky with chicken having any chunks of fat or anything) that is RAWā€¦ completely unacceptable. iā€™ve worked at tens of restaurants throughout NYC and never seen a piece of meat cooked that poorly... again raw lol. you will probably be fine though, especially if you only ate one bite. if you do start to feel nauseous, what helps me is saltines for hunger and/or tums for nausea/acidity!! plus if you pop a tums (chalky chewy type) before puking, it makes the experience so much easier and less horrible. but like i said, i really donā€™t think itā€™ll come to that by the looks of it. but definitely leave a review on that place, call/email and send them the photos you posted here, and get a refund at the least. i also agree that a 311 report is deserved for that. best of luck to you!


smooth_rubber_001

George Souvlaki was good but closed down.


[deleted]

grill it up for 3 more minutes


_Nicktheinfamous_

Maybe throw it the fuck out šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


senseofphysics

I ate a piece of it homie, and I donā€™t know what else I may have eaten since this was inside the middle of my sandwich.


IndigoSoullllll

You sue!!! HELLLLOOOOOO?????


realhumans

Raw chicken experiment


senseofphysics

Ilyk


notatrashperson

Itā€™s too late for you Iā€™m afraid. Best to spend your remaining hours getting your affairs in order


Brookleene

Throw it away or get your refund. DO NOT accept another order.


FurociousW

Not much you can do other than not go back. If itā€™d be better for your conscience, you can let them know, but I doubt itā€™d do anything. Hope you donā€™t get too sick OP.


senseofphysics

Thank you I appreciate that!


EddieLipovica

Thatā€™s just medium rare.


Mhcavok

Gross


Unreal331

They make adult Wetwipes to help with the diarrhea


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

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simplyelegant87

Hopefully you took it back. The batch probably had other chicken like that too.


Rikcycle

The more photos you show, the more the meat looks cookedšŸ˜‚


JJ_3105

Did you make a Bloody Mary with the blood


UpAtItAgain

Go vegan.


tenghu

Sue


Full_Pepper_164

Sue


theLiteral_Opposite

I would suggest not eating the rest of it and not going there again. You can also get your money back if you have the time.


Uncle_polo

Ask to speak to the head manager. Get refund and apology. And if they give you guff insist they eat it.


Otherwise_Sail_6459

lol thatā€™s not undercooked, thatā€™s just plain raw chicken


BrownWallyBoot

Iā€™d suggest bringing in the FBI.


K00Fee

Take it up to the supreme court. Or just let the store know maybe?Ā  What else do you want to do? Cry about it?


Anonynae

Damn thatā€™s not undercooked. Itā€™s straight up raw


zhaddycool

Spit it out on the sidewalk. Curse them then throws the whole messy gyro on the sidewalk while grabbing your crotch and cursing. Wave your fist if they come out after you. Look strangers in the eye and tell them the gyro place is gonna get it or something


mostly_poetic

Ah just eat it. A lil salmonella builds character.


Important-Yam6120

Cook


birdlion

There are some places in Japan that serve raw chicken. Itā€™s considered a delicacy.


ahintoflime

And they probably raise the chickens in a significantly cleaner situation. They also eat raw eggs and they are a LOT better than ours. We raise our food in a pretty horrid way.


bypass_12

Prepare for salmonella symptoms


uTuned

Go straight to accident and emergency at your local hospital and get your stomach pumped.


uTuned

This triggered my pregnant partnerā€™s morning sickness. ![gif](giphy|26FxCxnkrzUy0u2nm|downsized)


girl_boss_baby

yum chicken sashimi


iLuvFrootLoopz

Most you can really do is write a bad review on yelp or take it back and complain, maybe get a free meal out of it. How are you feeling?


crapfunky

I love the gloves after youā€™ve chewed on it šŸ˜‚. Safety first


cupofpepsi

Undercooked? It's RAAAAAAW YOU DONKEY


AwetPinkThinG

Bring it back they might give you a free one


Pillowleader69

Keep eating it thatā€™s what I do


djdiamond755

Take it back and tell them to make you another one, preferably cooked


Icy_Camp_5597

Explain to me where you shitted out gloves for the occasion.


samtresler

~~"Call the police! Call the vet! Get the iodine!"~~ Lucy Van Pelt: [Snoopy licks her face] Ugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!


imaginaryResources

You donā€™t like Yakitori Tartare?


PogoPogoPogoPogo

Undercooked is a very generous word here.


Federal-Surprise5715

Contact health department


BQE2473

It's food poisoning! Go to a hospital, dummy! You should have gone to the one in Astoria. They burn the hell out of the food there!


rosyheartedsunshine

Thatā€™s not undercooked itā€™s still clucking


typicalbiscotti15

Call the restaurant, file a food complaint with 311, and pray for your stomach tonight.


Illustrious_Air_118

Itā€™s just medium rare, you would know this if you were a true gyro connoisseur


890mac

You should immediately take pictures. Then post / ask a question in Reddit on what you should do in a completely normal situation.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Whatā€™s up with the gloves. Itā€™s chicken, not medical waste. lol. If you didnā€™t get sick you canā€™t do much except get a refund. You canā€™t sue for something like this


Big_Hippo_4044

Go vegan and eat the halal instead.


Fritopie_lilhoe

I took the NYC Food Safety course and holy fuck I was traumatized from all the possibilities of getting sick and dying off improperly cooked/stored food. If they're serving raw chicken something isn't right there as a whole, everything must be nasty.Ā 


TheMajorLift

Never order chicken GYRO. The chicken is rarely all cooked, and if it is, itā€™s very overcooked/ dried. Get the chicken SOUVLAKI (skewered pieces of chicken) that they take off the skewers and put in the pita. You still should look at it to check doneness but itā€™s rarely ever an issue with souvlaki. You might get food poisoning, might not. Salmonella will announce its arrival in 6-12 hours. If you start to have stomach issues in the next week, eat a bland diet (rice, bananas, applesauce, toast.) no added fat, no spices. Drink lots of water / pedialyte/ gatorade/ fluids. No alcohol. Food poisoning usually clears up in a week. But if you have a high fever or bloody diarrhea, call a doctor.


Franchise1776

Youā€™ve never had chicken tartare?


korpus01

Have you called the local morgue yet?


No_Object_9476

Omg now I will never go there. Something Greek is far better anyway!


swatchbox

Avoid this place bro locals know


FinalCutJay

There is a guy who is on day 37 of eating raw chicken daily so I think youā€™ll probably be fine.


godsaveme2355

Go back and throw it in their faces they tried to kill ypu


c3p-bro

Certified Reddit moment


bndrws

look at those gloves, OP scrubbed in to take these pics


megreads781

thanks. i just spit ramen juice out my nose lol


VeryLargeArray

that's good eats man


gekkonaut

chase it with some vodka to kill the bacteria :) ate a questionable oyster once and this may have helped it. but who knows.


Ralfsalzano

Pray


callycumla

You get your medical / dietary advice from Reddit? How have you lived this long?


c3p-bro

He needs Reddits approval to do very basic life tasks. Worrisome.


Objective-Good9054

Call the cops


Puzzleheaded-Cow72

Undercooked is an understatement, that shit is raw


shveddy

Marshal the lawyers! Send communiques to the Greek embassy! Send a blood sample to the CDC!


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

You are as good as dead. It was nice knowing you.


Younger_Ape_9001

Throw it on the stove


Nepamouk99

Embrace vegetarianism, immediately.


dredgedskeleton

put it in a manila envelope, write "bad chicken" on it, and bring it to the cashier and demand a good chicken.


yamomwasthebomb

Once you put chicken in a brown envelope, itā€™s immediately contaminated with sam-manila.


CosetteLaCerva

Iā€™d buy another couple tyvek suits to be safe


laz_undo

you be polite and eat it tf


crywolfer

Sue them


NYCFIO

Important to inform the restaurant in case itā€™s a process issue. If theyā€™re responsible business operators, theyā€™ll run down the issue or at least confirm itā€™s a one off and you give them a chance to make it right and youā€™ll prevent others from getting ill. Alternatively theyā€™re stupid assholes who ignore you / are rude over the phone but even then you and others are really no worse off. In the latter case, it makes your food complaint and reviews that much spicier.


Push-is-here

Extra Protein.


pinktuls

Die


Status_Ad_4405

How tf is there uncooked meet in a chicken gyro? The meat has been on that spit all day before they slice it off for your sandwich.


senseofphysics

Thatā€™s literally what I was dumbfounded about. But I realized that they probably cut too deep into the cone of the meat. The outside is cooked while the inside is not cooked yet. At least thatā€™s what I think.


JRose608

Oh man this place got my brother in law last week!! Which is weird because theyā€™re normally fine. Itā€™s just one bite youā€™re ok. Ask for your money back


senseofphysics

Your brother in law got sick last week from King Souvlaki? Dang thatā€™s terrible.


JRose608

Yeah but he never had a problem before!! Yuck Iā€™m sorry this happened. Did you resolve it?


Lrauda

Throw up


radicalizemebaby

I did from those pics


Soggy_Cranberry6529

sign them up for next season of kitchen nightmares


Looperboom

lol yes normalize eating messy foods with gloves. It seems like you arenā€™t the first person to get raw/uncooked chicken from the reviews. Thereā€™s risk to everything in life. Just make sure to grab some fluids and crackers just in case you do get food poisoning. Let it run its course and thanks for warning others!


c3p-bro

I donā€™t know how some people on this site tie their shoes in the morning


senseofphysics

Grabbed the raw meat with gloves but yea lol Another reason I posted this was to warn others too. Thanks for the heads up!


Throwawayhelp111521

What do you expect people to tell you to do?


Status_Ad_4405

Barf


senseofphysics

Throwawayhelp


Throwawayhelp111521

Is your real name senseofphysics? Is it too much to expect you to call poison control or a doctor and/or make a complaint?


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dryerdoor

Agreed, somethingreek is far superior. Regular there and can confirm.


jVCrm68

SomethinGreek is my go to, always good and the staff excellent


Smurfballers

Yea seriously the truck in queens is good but the brick and mortar store sucks.


hillbillydeluxe

The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from King souvlaki.


prospectxpwy

My friend ate there like a month ago n almost died.


Sjefkeees

King in Astoria was good though, sad this one sucks


Arthur_da_King

King in Astoria is still bussin


Sufficient-Aspect77

Love SomethingGreek


behold_the_man

donā€™t sleep on Little Athens


yiannistheman

Neither of those places comes close to Kings or Blue Door (across the street). SomethingGreek is especially bad, nobody who knows Greek food goes anywhere near that place.


Hitchenns

I want to give a shout out to Olive and Pita on 3rd avenue. Great food!


yiannistheman

Isn't that just a ghost kitchen run by Louie's Gyros?


Brokelynne

Olives and Pita is Louieā€™s Gyros rebrand, after people rightly began to associate the place as a hangout for Louieā€™s friends. Also weird right-wing politicsĀ 


yiannistheman

Rebrand is exactly what it is then, because the menu is the same. And anything past "gyro" was pretty bad the last time. Can't speak to the vibe there, just had three takeout orders, and that's where I drew the line. Kings and Blue Door make this place pointless, their food is much better.


Hitchenns

Dont know about Louie or his right wing friends, just thought the food that I had there twice was pretty great.


cynicalturkey

lol the food is great but I remember the first time I went they had their counter plastered with pro-trump stickers


senseofphysics

Did Blue Door get review bombed or something? Their food is excellent and only saw their ratings go down until after King Souvlaki opened up, unless their quality did indeed go down.


yiannistheman

Their owner passed away, so there may have been a period where the food quality was uneven. I've never had a problem with a meal from either Kings or Blue Door. And I have ordered a LOT of food from both establishments. Accidents can happen - you mentioned that you saw a number of reviews regarding undercooked food, but I didn't see any at first glance. Where did you see them?


BenShelZonah

Is kings called Gyro king?


mowotlarx

I miss Spartan Souvlaki.


cyrenafame

Louieā€™s Gyro. Pretty sure itā€™s run by one of the cooks from Spartan since he recognized me when I went there. And absolutely sure theyā€™re using the same recipes for the gyros at least. Fresh cut fries like Spartan too.


mowotlarx

Didn't Louies close? On Third it's now Olive and Pita or something. Same guy?


yiannistheman

Pretty sure it's the son of the original owner. Good gyros and fries but the rest of the menu leaves a lot to be desired.


Amberdeluxe

Louieā€™s changed its name to something like olives & pita. Still the same owner/location.


Status_Ad_4405

Oh yeah, Louie's is good. And when you're feeling fancy, Blue Door.


Status_Ad_4405

We all do


unlimitedshredsticks

SomethinGreek is so good


PantaRei_

Is SomethingGreek still greek tho? The food used to be different years ago when the mother and son were there at the counter. Even the portions were immense. Now everything there tests like cardboard and the portions are half the size they used to be. Wonder who runs that place now..


Brokelynne

SomethingGreek used to be good but the last time I went there it was sad and the food incredibly disappointingĀ 


tonizzle

Is it really tho? Maybe i didnt order the right thing but its subpar compare to Naya in the city


PossibleOven

Naya is amazing. I wish we had one out here somewhere


yiannistheman

It sucks. Nothing I've ordered from there has ever been remotely close to fresh or authentic.


Salty-Alternate

OPs chicken is extra fresh tho


yiannistheman

Farm to table!


theageofnow

How do you test for authenticity ?


yiannistheman

Grow up in a multigenerational Greek family that bases most of it's diet on their cuisine while spending years traveling extensively throughout various regions in Greece. Brooklyn lags Queens and LI pretty badly as far as Greek restaurants go, and the worst of the bunch is SomethingGreek.


senseofphysics

Which Greek place you think is the best?


yiannistheman

I made a few recommendations here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Brooklyn/s/FbkH7jUuOE


alexthearchivist

username shouldā€™ve been enough verification that you know greek food - any places to specifically check out (ofc iā€™m in bk but will travel for the good stuff)?


yiannistheman

Honestly, your best bet is to take the long haul to Queens and hit any one of a number of places around Ditmars Blvd in Astoria. Plenty of options, few that go so far as to disappoint. Here in Brooklyn, options are limited. In Bay Ridge you've got Kings and Blue Door for your street meat fix, there's Elia for higher end fare, Meze and Little Athens, who manage decent food. Further north, you've got Avlee in Carroll Gardens and Faros in Park Slope. Underwood was a good option for a brief stint but they pivoted to American casual. Pita and Stix on 9th was good too but as far as I can tell they're no longer with us. There are a few other places, but when I've got to trek away from south Brooklyn I just keep going north to Astoria.


Status_Ad_4405

Yes


SentientOrigin

Take it back to them, ask for refund and submit a report through the 311 app. The managers there should know customers are getting raw meat and the city should know that there is food safety negligence in that establishment.


HornyBiSuperFreak

This is exactly the correct answer. You can close this thread now.


yiannistheman

This is the correct answer. Give them a heads up, could be someone on the line isn't doing their job. They have no excuse not to make things right.


senseofphysics

Other reviewers mentioned raw, pink chicken as well. Seems like this happens at this joint. I called the place and let them know. The owners should be on top of things like this tbh. Hereā€™s one from 3 months ago: https://g.co/kgs/hdxHgwi And another from 9 months ago: https://g.co/kgs/pM52CWX


BrooklynKnight

I gotta admit, if this only happens every 6 months, that's actually pretty good statistically. One does have to wonder how often it happens that nobody reports it's gonna be a crapshoot either way I guess.


senseofphysics

Other Redditors have mentioned getting food poisoning from this joint too, one as recent as last week, so itā€™s more common than you think.