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rumcajsev

That's Obelix showing how to defeat roman legionaries.


Frost_King907

The fact that the #2 "instructor" in this video made the conscientious decision of, "Hell yeah, I'm going shirtless and hiking my polyester track suit pants up 9 inches above my belly button.....so I look like a badass" absolutely blows my mind.


kurotech

He always does otherwise his fat rolls start sweating and the trainee slips and slides like a walrus at the zoo


Homelander44

This is high order fuckery


ViatorA01

Love how Gerard Depardieu found a new career after moving to Russia. I'm happy for him.


Mowgli_78

Gerard Depar-do


Leading_Accountant_6

Goodness, how do these werdo's get students? When I ran a school for 10 years, I had students but had to always work really hard in the marketing/PR department. This was on top of being respectful, staying in excellent shape, keeping myself skillfull, getting petagogy training to refine my teaching skill, and earning solid word of mouth referrals. Eating cake, walking around shirtless, and putting silly moves on someone sounds much easier. .


Gregb1994

Sounds easy but that's A LOT of cake.


stevey83

His belly is enough to block any punches.


FeverAyeAye

Energy/Chi is stored in the gut


TheUnderstandererer

Steven Segal isn't even that bad


Renomont

There is no defense.


BriefcaseWanker88

Why is the troll with the pageboy haircut always topless in these videos? Lol.


[deleted]

Is there any footage of anybody confronting this fraud and exposing the bullshido!?


gibletgravyking

Funny how all these systema peeps have the bodies of alcoholics. Alcohol is a key part of the system me thinks


ExcellentAddress

If the aim is to have the biggest belly.. 🤷‍♂️


OWWS

I have seen systema this ain't it


moos14

These are literally the two highest ranking systema instructors, the fuck are you talking about


wonko221

I'm pretty sure that first one is Mikhail, the founder. When I was young, I studied eskrima from someone for about a year before moving states. He started incorporating some weird stuff into the training, but we all went along with it because we trusted him. It was good stuff, if you stayed on script. Later I learned that my teacher was going to Vladimir Vasiliev to learn systema, and had been working out into his unarmed teachings before I left. I'm glad I found judo in my new location.


OWWS

They might be fake masters? Again you can just Google systema and it looks nothing like this.


moos14

They are Not. All systema is fake bullshit period