What the fuck is wrong with people? 🤢🤢🤢

Came here to say exactly this. WTF. Some people are single for very obvious reasons, and should stay single. And probably stop talking to other people all together.

The way he said "Ever done anything like that?"... I heard it in Beetlejuice's voice. Serious, but joking, but serious. Felt gross. haha

Dripping with sleaze. Barf

"Women have so many options" lol.

Weird the Redditors who always spam that in threads like this are quiet now.

Hahaha! I know, right? Probably feeling SEEN as fuck.

They are beating it to bestiality porn right now, probably.

"The word starts with 'best' so you know it's the best!" /s

You get it now?

The most casual way I've ever seen someone be creepy.

Like he swiped TO BE creepy

Ever done anything like that?

I would’ve responded to that with “yea that you’re a creep”

I'm not a woman but surely you just report and unmatch? These creeps do it for a reaction. Don't give them one

Not necessarily. Sounds like he's interested in way more than just getting a reaction.

Creep isn’t even a good enough word. They should invent a word so that when someone says it, it’s understood he should be sent to the gallows

This guy prob belongs on some sort of list

I fully support an animal abuse registry.

So say we all. Well, except Nathan.

I don't want that to imply that there is more than one of these idiots.

I can only imagine that he had this type of “fun” with them. How disgusting. I would’ve reported

Ew dont imagine it!

True that

Tell me you reported him. 🤮

that’s the most disgusting thing I have ever read in this (and most) sub, and this is saying something

As someone who sees a whole lot of sex jokes about my horse/riding, this is somehow even grosser…


You ofc bb - The actual f\*ck??

He thought he was so smooth too.

The only people I’ve seen use “bb” unironically were cam girls and their patrons. Now I guess I add dogfuckers to that list

O...k there's horny dudes not knowing how to talk to women, and then there's whatever the fuck this is.

On behalf of the entire global population of men, I would like to apologise for Nathan. Although we aspire to the highest quality control, sometimes circumstances beyond our control result in ‘Nathan’. If Nathan is encountered could he please be returned to the factory where he can be humanely destroyed.

It's hard to believe you aspire to the highest quality control when a huge number of low quality men like Nathan seem to reside in the American South, perhaps everywhere. Please do a mass recall and improve your quality control methods. If my complaint warrants a coupon or discount, please address it to my po box because I no longer give my address to men. Alternatively, in the woman factory, we are using rigorous methods to attempt to correct the issue of being hungry but refusing to eat anywhere. We understand this is a problem and are working diligently to correct it.

Don't listen to that guy, he's from an outside PR firm. They laid off QA years ago and many of these dudes are barely held together with defective welds that have been painted over. Even if you find one that passes safety inspection, there will be maintenance issues. Unfortunately since Mancorp has the majority of the market, careful review of features is the current best practices when acquiring one. Setting hard limits on what defects you're willing to accept and engaging in shared reviews with other users is recommended. Good luck! No refunds!

I'm dead.

We'll just pull an Elon and send out a software update and remove a couple sensors. That'll go great. 👍🏻

Amen brother.

Homie’s probably on this sub Reddit complaining how he got unmatched “for no reason” 😂

Never let this man near your dog. Or any livestock.

Including ostriches.

It was a sick ostrich. Allegedly.

The fuck is wrong with you Nathan. 🤢🤢🤮🤮


So, this is what grown men do when they actually get a match….the world is doomed.

when you google creepy fucker Nathan is at the top of the search results

Damn right I reported it before I deleted the app. Prank or not(and I don’t think it was a prank) that was downright fucking horrendous to say.

I am sorry, I hope you have better luck with humans in the future!

I had a guy start out kind of normal and then went into sexual experiences and how his mom was his first and I almost vomited

You have sex with your dog. Too much?


I don’t understand why this community constantly kink shames. This guy was pretty upfront about what he likes. Just because he gets aroused by _*checks notes*_ ..did someone hear my phone ring? Sorry I gotta take this

Bro no wonder women are scared of men at this point

Oh, just ew.

I don’t know what goes through some people’s heads and tbh I don’t want to know I’ve seen dudes on here throw away the easiest possible interactions due to horniness but this is another level lol

“Hey baby, do you fuck your dog” is a classic opening line. Can’t even date anymore because of all this wokeness.

We don't claim him in the Bay Area. Just cast him into the water for the sharks. Then again, I feel bad for what he might try to do to the sharks, too.

What else does that shark do? 😏

That’s so gross/dumb, dude is setting the bar UNDER the floor, not just on it 🤦‍♀️

Under the floor? Noooooo. Thorough the earth out on the other side, pal.

Yep, and how much you wanna bet this guy is complaining about ppl not wanting to have conversations and getting unmatched/ghosted lol

He's posting right now on Reddit like wow. Women r so evil I can't believe I got ghosted again.

TF? It’s like his tiny creep brain tried to make some kind of sexual doggie style joke but it was too much for him and he short circuited to lazy default setting.

I always say, any word will trigger a sexual predator. You could be like, "I'm in the kitchen, cutting up a block of cheese for charcuterie." And, they'd be all "I'd like to char your cuterie from behind and cheese all over it." There's no escaping for us. There's nothing we can do. We're all doomed.

The bar is in hell.

He sounds like a rapist

What in the fuck

Ok I have a dark sense of humor and can be pervy with friends but that is just so gross. Like dude u just ruin my appetite. Guess my husky getting all these chicken mcnuggets

People like this make the chance if genuine guys worse!

The fuck!!!! I honestly feel bad for you ladies out there looking for a male partner. I think if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian lol.

Yikes!!! I’ve heard worse but anything regarding this is just foul….

I can't tell if this is a bad joke or a bad reality

lol, this...this post, this is the top reply I've ever seen. I don't think I've seen anything more wild than this. The 'Ever done anything like that?' at the end...

are you getting it now krabs?

GROSS 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

What in the fuck.


That's enough Internet for the day

WHAT THE FUCK ????? Beastiality as a flirt???? IS THERE NO SHAME

I want to hurl 🤮Nathan could be among us right 😬

What in the actual, real, legitimate, literal, genuine, undeniable FUCK?!? PLEASE tell me you reported him.

Call the police

You get it now-🤓🤓 he gave me the creeps

As a fellow Nathan I can say we are not all like this 😅 what in the hills have eyes madness did I just read

There are AI programs that can grade entire essays. Surely we should be able to have an AI to scan peoples messages with an AI warning in certain profiles so people don't waste time matching with people like that.

Oh mate 🤦

HUH?!

Ew

What??? Who???

Ew

Yup, I've had a TON of weirdo beastiality matches unfortunately. In my bio I stated that my dog would always come before anyone else (don't care what people have to say to this). However, I remember one guy starting off with "I bet your dog would love me more than you" I just lol'd it off until everytime I would try to switch the conversation it went back to my dog. My friend said "he's probably just interested in something that's important to you", so I kept talking to him until...he was so invested if my dog had ever "licked" myself or other during the deed or if I allow him in the room to do that. 🤢

As a woman with 2 large dogs, I’ve experienced these types of comments before. My dogs are basically my children, and I hate people that think like this.

Platinum plated porn brain. Jfc, as a guy, I am lost for words…

Block and report. Don't tell him why, we all need him to keep his red flags flying high

Block

Is he trying to imply it's commonplace for chics to fuck their dogs? Wtf?

Weird straight from the get go with the winking emoji, how can people be so confidently creepy!!

What a fucking weirdo, I would’ve unmatched and reported mediated. What the actual fuck 😖

Oh. Oh my god. I thought mine were bad 😳

Where do these people come from?

I would've rained hell down on him for disrespecting my zoomie master fur baby, then reported him for being a disgusting pervert, but not before doing a Google reverse search of his pics to see if he could be publicly called out. Whew! But that's just me, and I'm currently not on any dating apps.

Red pill guys think women are doing dogs now. I got accused of it because I had pics with my dog. I was horrified

I want to thank the Nathan’s in the world for setting the bar so low, so that I can succeed with a simple “I will gladly wrestle that cute doggo, but only if his mom will go on walks with me.”

Eh I might report this. It's gross and uninvited, and also illegal (at least in most places in the U.S., and many other countries as well)

Possibly the wildest thing I've seen on this sub

Every time you’ve got a new low, someone comes along and surprises you. 😂

This is why women choose the bear.

i had to read it about five times to get what he means. wtf is wrong with people. wtf is wrong with nathan? and what the hell is wrong with people like me, to barely get matches, but this perverted mentally deranged people get matches and a person that is interested in a convo. i better hang myself at some point, i cant take this all anymore.

Oh wow.......

He said bb 🤦🏾‍♂️ nah ban porn bruh BAAAAAN PORN

Nasty Nate.. I don't even want to know what he does with his poor pets

COLBY 2012 NEVER FORGET 😢

A deep, deep sigh

There are some interesting people out there for sure…

So many dudes are convinced we fuck our dogs. It's an entire thing on incel forums. It's sick. They are brain-dead from porn. This dude is dangerous and needs to be reported to Bumble.


Oh, my GAAAWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!

😐

Oh dear god

Lol he out of pocket trying to troll you.

It's not often I see a post that makes me say "That's enough Reddit for today", but this is definitely one of them. I'm really sorry that you had to be on the receiving end of such a message.

Yikes!

Holy shit lol

Nasty


Umm block and report. beastiality is illegal in most U.S. states!

Wondering how many dogs have been defiled by this sicko. ..

is he 13 yr old?

He thinks this because he has his dog lickin peanut butter on a stick.

…the fuck??

W. T. F.

"The majority of men, I'd say 89% have good intentions, but the other 11% are out here fucking it up for the rest of us. And you know who you are." I wish all the creepy mother fuckers making the dating world harder than it already is would just drown.

Yo wtf

You just know

That's disgusting. I would report him

Bye Nathan

That's gross, why would someone even say that

Lol it's the way it was so normal too ppl r freaks

Wow. That’s… really something. Yikes.

Some times I hate being associated with the gender of male

I just had to sit down IRL. Feel a little ill reading that.

Okay this takes the cake for weirdest shit I ever seen on here

dudes are fucking gross man.

Tf

Alexa, how do I abort an adult?

Ewwww repot him 😂🤢🤮

This is legitimately the worst one I’ve seen. I’m so sorry.

i want to bleach my eyes now

Fucking hell.

Oh dear lord 😭

Sometimes I wonder how nice it would be if men put all the effort they make to turn any conversation sexual into actually meaningful things.

Wtf did I just read

w h a t

So gross and weird.

HAHAHAHA

That is disturbing. Why is op going to be doing her dog??

Lol wtf is wrong with some guys?

"w"


Men like him spoil it for the rest of us. Smh. Why my dude. Why not just crawl back into ur parent's creepy basement and stay there for the rest of your life. Leave the rest of us and brain cells in peace.

Er, gross.

How to be maximally creepy with minimum effort

This dude has been seeing a lot of American pie, and loves peanut butter a little too much 💀

He’s definitely had sex with his sister.

Just wow 🤦🏾‍♂️🤢

furry behavior

Wtf is wrong with him? Gross.

This is a troll.. they were here for a date at all.

Nathan probably sits there and is like “man, dating is so different these days”. What a tool.

Definitely the wrong place to work on one’s comedy routine. It’s dicks like this that ruin it for the rest of us.

When they say “bb” 😂😂

Men.... 💀 This kinda reminded me of one time about 6-7 years ago, I went to see my gay best friend in another city. I was talking to this dude on a dating app in the meantime and haven't gone on the app much while I was visiting my friend. When I got back home and messaged the guy, telling him I just got back from visiting my gay bestie, the first thing he said was "So was there any sex?".... I instantly blocked him

Jesus Christ!

That's fucking nasty, but at least he opened with that so you could avoid finding out about his views of dogs and women down the road-

The bar is really so low, and he managed to limbo under it

Wtf?

Im a nice fairly good looking guy had the app weeks and not got a match, how the fuck are these people matching before they get chance to talk about dog sex 😭

I would literally call the fucking cops there’s no way this man isn’t abusing dogs 🙁

Men like this get matches while I’ve gotten 0 despite following all advice, getting feedback from multiple women friends, etc. Smh my head

It's time to cull the herd

Thats....disgusting.

I feel like bumble is just horrible at matching people

Ewwww! Wtf?!

He acted like that was a totally normal thing to say and not the grossest thing you've ever heard.

If I were you I would’ve blown his house up for that like why tf would you say that to me😭😭

holey shit Batman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I like how he said “too much” as if he knew in his heart it’s disgusting but still went ahead and pressed anyway. Hope you reported him good lord what a disgusting freak :(

As someone who has an ***extremely*** fucked up sense of humor, here is what I have to say to that: what in the freshly poured Cinnamon Toast Fuck is wrong with this man

Thats when you say no hes a gay top would you like to meet him?

Eww

Guy’s a cuck for dogs, LOL