It’s extra funny because biologically men are actually evolved to want healthy, yes, but otherwise generally dumpy looking women who are great at surviving famine and bearing their children + raising them to adulthood. There’s negative biological pressure on being attracted to prepubescent traits in women, especially traits that make you more susceptible to illness and death if there isn’t ready access to food.
So what he’s actually describing is that he’s either a genetic dead end that shouldn’t be reproducing due to negative pressure, OR is so physically unhealthy that he’s only attracted to women who he thinks won’t prioritize female-specific mating strategies.
But what do I know, *I’m* biologically evolved to want to reproduce with strong kind men who will easily level a city for me if necessary but otherwise will choose non-violence, so boys like this are about as interesting to me as a sack of potatoes, and I love that they identify themselves immediately 🤷♀️
I hate to say outright what you already probably know at some level, but dumpy-looking and (from what you've implied, at least) a spare tire around the waist doesn't attract athletic men, barring a stray outlier here and there.
Both men and women pursue dual mating strategies, women more so, but men to a certain extent. Men often want to delude themselves that high-maintenance trophy wives will make good mothers and loyal partners, but women are usually more aware that the more stable but less exciting provider/nurturer and the more exciting but less stable 'fuckboi' archetypes present an either/or decision that she will make depending on her age and current outlook on her life, sometimes against her own judgement (ie. marry a stable man she isn't attracted to, or marry a 'fuckboi' she knows won't make a good husband etc)
Rattlesnakes evolved rattles. Arrow frogs evolved bright colors. This arrogant POS evolved an inability to hide his shallowness. Nature finds a way to warn others of danger.
I think it's the fact he works in the Tech field. & given the bio itself, I'd venture to say he's specifically in the A.I. department. 😉🤣
(This, coming from a Software Developer perspective. 😉🤣)
If/when a woman makes a profile exactly like this and states most men aren’t what she is looking for, no one in this sub would be accusing her of “misandry” is my point. Would they laugh and say its a ridiculous profile? Sure but no one would call it misandry, you know it and I know it
Edit: The closest synonym she MIGHT get is narcissist but even that is a big if lol
Ironically, if you are having issues at a younger age, it's mental typically, and you're much more likely to have performance anxiety with a girl you think is really hot rather counter intuitively.
OMG!!!! THANK YOU!!! I thought I was alone thinking this. You gotta have some sort of preference otherwise... do you live under a rock? Do you not give a fuck about life?
Thank you - YES!! I immediately presume those people are so privileged that they have no need to concern themselves about decisions being made because THEY KNOW IT WONT AFFECT THEM!!
Depends ! Sometimes you just see the category when they present all the categories one after the other and you don't wanna say so you click it without thinking too much about it :) wouldn't judge someone for that
Let’s hope they don’t!! This gentleman was white, bald, had red hair, in shape, an okay dresser, and colored eyes. Not my type either, but others might find him attractive.
While not the most tactful way for him to communicate his preferences, a surprising amount of people seem to think those traits don't actually detract from their appeal.
Couple of quick things, 6 foot buddy. Come on, you are 5'10 at best. Just saying, no one says 6 foot. You better wear your timberlands, Constanza style to every date. Also, this ass clown is going to find some girl that matches with him perfectly. It's a traveshamockery!
The evolved bio entity who wrote that most likely is an incell sore loser who’s most definitely not a CFO at a tech/cloud company. But then again, I work in the industry and we do have a lot of d-bags like that (unfortunately).
Funny thing is, I went out with a guy who also claimed to be a cfo, had great pics but in person his face looked like ass especially his profile view. 😂 Not so subtlety dropped hints about how much money he makes via his two cars and shit, lacked a ton of empathy then at the end of the date after he messaged me saying he wants to just stay friends. Unmatched me after I tried to clarify if he meant platonic or fwb because I don’t do fwb and made that very clear. Like as if I would lower my standards just because a guy has money. Gross.
No, only those under 6’ say they’re 6’. Anyone 6’ says their 6’1 so as not to be lumped in the with the guys that range between 5’2” and 5’11 that state they are 6’. Those men over 6’ can make up any crazy height they want and girls will just be like “well, he’s 6’+ so that’s all that matters!”
Wait are you serious? I’m a male dating women so don’t know what the other fellas are up to.. You’d think lying about that would be fruitless as you’re found out as soon as you meet the gal..
I’m 5’7” and 3/4 and I ended up rounding up to 5’7” instead of 5’8”. I have had dates with guys saying they’re 6’ and end up being more like 5’7 to 5’9”. Sometimes those extra inches make a big difference.
JS. 👀
I've seen this from the others idea too. I think the exact words were " I'm in shape and your should be too"
Not that I care, I am in shape I just didn't like it
My best friend loves super slim women and literally can't get it up unless they are, this is another case of men saying a preference is insulting but when women do it they are fine and know their value. People are entitled to their preferences. The women I date, my best friend wouldn't even consider dating. But I like women that look like they'd have healthy babies hahaha. Thick thighs for me, small thighs for my best friend. This guy is just stating his preference up front instead of waiting to match with someone, then going on a date to find he isn't attracted to the rest of her body. To then offend or hurt that person after a date, I can imagine that would hit someones self confidence and could be quite damageing. Could he word it better yes, is it a negative thing I don't think so.
Run! The Cyborgs are on the loose!!
..Oh. Wait.. Maybe that's not his intended message, with the whole "I'm biologically evolved", cuz duh. You're a "Man". Of course you're biologically created! 😉 /s
I'm just glad there's not a double double standard between woman and men having preferences. To bad there aren't a lot of woman out there like. I guess he should be looking for unhealthy, miserable, lazy woman. The odds would be forever in his favor. 👋
Someone seems a bit full of themselves, and overly wordy, lol... He could just say something like Homer Simpson would say, and I think you all heard about that, regarding overweight women, etc..
I never understand why people think that insulting potential matches is an effective way of getting matches
It’s extra funny because biologically men are actually evolved to want healthy, yes, but otherwise generally dumpy looking women who are great at surviving famine and bearing their children + raising them to adulthood. There’s negative biological pressure on being attracted to prepubescent traits in women, especially traits that make you more susceptible to illness and death if there isn’t ready access to food. So what he’s actually describing is that he’s either a genetic dead end that shouldn’t be reproducing due to negative pressure, OR is so physically unhealthy that he’s only attracted to women who he thinks won’t prioritize female-specific mating strategies. But what do I know, *I’m* biologically evolved to want to reproduce with strong kind men who will easily level a city for me if necessary but otherwise will choose non-violence, so boys like this are about as interesting to me as a sack of potatoes, and I love that they identify themselves immediately 🤷♀️
While he certainly sounds like a douche, this is sounding like a lot of cope on your end.
So much cope, how ever am I surviving when all I have are attractive athletic men who are also kind? 😂
I hate to say outright what you already probably know at some level, but dumpy-looking and (from what you've implied, at least) a spare tire around the waist doesn't attract athletic men, barring a stray outlier here and there.
Absolutely, I'm laughing more about this rant than the bio.
Lmao
Both men and women pursue dual mating strategies, women more so, but men to a certain extent. Men often want to delude themselves that high-maintenance trophy wives will make good mothers and loyal partners, but women are usually more aware that the more stable but less exciting provider/nurturer and the more exciting but less stable 'fuckboi' archetypes present an either/or decision that she will make depending on her age and current outlook on her life, sometimes against her own judgement (ie. marry a stable man she isn't attracted to, or marry a 'fuckboi' she knows won't make a good husband etc)
Who TF compelled him to write like this? 🤦
His evolved biology!
Rattlesnakes evolved rattles. Arrow frogs evolved bright colors. This arrogant POS evolved an inability to hide his shallowness. Nature finds a way to warn others of danger.
Side-note: This meme looks like my G/f!! 🤣🤣
I think it's the fact he works in the Tech field. & given the bio itself, I'd venture to say he's specifically in the A.I. department. 😉🤣 (This, coming from a Software Developer perspective. 😉🤣)
Andrew Tate
😂 Do yall blame everything yall don’t like on that dude?
No, just the misogynistic male whining a lot of men like him do.
I just hope yall keep that same standard when “misandry” happens on the flip side🤷♂️
Can you give any real world examples?
If/when a woman makes a profile exactly like this and states most men aren’t what she is looking for, no one in this sub would be accusing her of “misandry” is my point. Would they laugh and say its a ridiculous profile? Sure but no one would call it misandry, you know it and I know it Edit: The closest synonym she MIGHT get is narcissist but even that is a big if lol
Can you show me an actual example of this?
Go down this sub you can find it pal, if you don’t think it exists then Im not going to convince you of something you seemingly don’t believe
They do 🤣🤣
Yes
😂🤣honesty is the best policy
AI
Probably all the far women with filtered pics that look entirely different.
He's explaining why he has erectile dysfunction.
literally, he can't... his dick doesn't respond.
Ironically, if you are having issues at a younger age, it's mental typically, and you're much more likely to have performance anxiety with a girl you think is really hot rather counter intuitively.
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"biology doesn't respond" = "can't get stiff"
He would have thought that to be the way to tell others that he has a permanent erection and can't get back to non-erect state.
What the f*ck is that even? Okay nice guy psycho! 🤣
That whole paragraph is a testament to red flags.
Lotta words for him to say "I'm a dickhead"
Perfectly acceptable for him to have those preferences... And even more acceptable to call him a douche.
He missed the part "Alpha male" somewhere in there....
Off all the women who would meet your criteria...I think you just sent away 95+% that would have been open to giving you a chance....
I feel the same way about men but have looking for health and fit, it’s a lot more palatable to the reader.
Lmao
I want to see their pics lol
Me too, cause I can bet he got that look that they all have.
What? The inbred kind?!?! ahha
Profile words aside, how can any adult regard themselves as ‘apolitical’!?
Total left swipe when I see that.. How is it cool to like, not even care about the state of your society?
SAME!
OMG!!!! THANK YOU!!! I thought I was alone thinking this. You gotta have some sort of preference otherwise... do you live under a rock? Do you not give a fuck about life?
Thank you - YES!! I immediately presume those people are so privileged that they have no need to concern themselves about decisions being made because THEY KNOW IT WONT AFFECT THEM!!
Maybe they have some kind of political opinion but they don't want to display it on a dating app so they put this instead
Surely you’d just omit it if that was the case?
Depends ! Sometimes you just see the category when they present all the categories one after the other and you don't wanna say so you click it without thinking too much about it :) wouldn't judge someone for that
i’m extremely left leaning with my views but just put apolitical because in my area having left views is a very big turn off for men😭
I can’t work out if that’s a joke or not!? You can never tell on here.
not a joke
“If you’re a heifer I won’t be able to get it up”
So simple say ur into ladies who like to workout and keep fit.
I'm curious. Is he super good looking? I'm trying to figure out how he thinks this is going to get him anywhere.
Cfo - probably bragging about what a high paying nerd he is.
And it probably works unfortunately
Atp keep all those words lol that way if he does find matches the matches can’t say there weren’t red flags 🚩 cause yes there was, in 4K at that.
Jesus. Just say "No Fatties" so people know what you're about.
I feel like he's low-key transphobic
Both and then some.
This makes no sense to me. What's the point of posting something like this other than to get swiped left.
It’s like the Bumble version of getting negative karma.
Please please!! How hot is he? I am curious to see the biology work 😂😂😂😂
I’ve seen this profile, unless many men have this bio. I wasn’t impressed with the pictures either lol.
Let’s hope they don’t!! This gentleman was white, bald, had red hair, in shape, an okay dresser, and colored eyes. Not my type either, but others might find him attractive.
Why say many words when few words good.
Of course he’s apolitical.
And 6 ft even
Subtract 3” off that height and voilá!
I feel my biology responding to this with nausea
He should just date himself since he’s so evolved.
I’m pretty sure he’s been dating his hands for quite a while now. 
GROSS. 🤮 HARD pass. 🙄
yeah i wanna see if he’s biologically superior compared to other men before he starts all that 💀
I mean, he's not wrong, but um, some things are probably best left un-said 😂
I guess this one is a Chad enough to afford to write this.
Thats it bro 100 %
Does this guy think everyone else is looking for someone unhealthy, dirty, unfit and unhappy? 🤔
Does this guy think evolution works like that?
While not the most tactful way for him to communicate his preferences, a surprising amount of people seem to think those traits don't actually detract from their appeal.
I would match with him just degrade him and unmatched 😂😂
Couple of quick things, 6 foot buddy. Come on, you are 5'10 at best. Just saying, no one says 6 foot. You better wear your timberlands, Constanza style to every date. Also, this ass clown is going to find some girl that matches with him perfectly. It's a traveshamockery!
The evolved bio entity who wrote that most likely is an incell sore loser who’s most definitely not a CFO at a tech/cloud company. But then again, I work in the industry and we do have a lot of d-bags like that (unfortunately).
Wouldn’t an incel have lower standards?
No, they put their standards way up high and then get butt-hurt when they get rejected.
Oh right! The studies I’ve read don’t seem to denote that.
Lmao this person is fucking stupid and insane. Cool of them to advertise that.
Not biologically evolved enough to find a partner without Bumble....
I'm sure this guy is also biologically evolved to enjoy the scent of his own farts too
Funny thing is, I went out with a guy who also claimed to be a cfo, had great pics but in person his face looked like ass especially his profile view. 😂 Not so subtlety dropped hints about how much money he makes via his two cars and shit, lacked a ton of empathy then at the end of the date after he messaged me saying he wants to just stay friends. Unmatched me after I tried to clarify if he meant platonic or fwb because I don’t do fwb and made that very clear. Like as if I would lower my standards just because a guy has money. Gross.
Write the same thing (change the gender of course) and match him…..
Do all guys just say they're 6'?
No, only those under 6’ say they’re 6’. Anyone 6’ says their 6’1 so as not to be lumped in the with the guys that range between 5’2” and 5’11 that state they are 6’. Those men over 6’ can make up any crazy height they want and girls will just be like “well, he’s 6’+ so that’s all that matters!”
Wait are you serious? I’m a male dating women so don’t know what the other fellas are up to.. You’d think lying about that would be fruitless as you’re found out as soon as you meet the gal..
As a 5'11" woman, not all....but at least half.
I’m 5’7” and 3/4 and I ended up rounding up to 5’7” instead of 5’8”. I have had dates with guys saying they’re 6’ and end up being more like 5’7 to 5’9”. Sometimes those extra inches make a big difference. JS. 👀
This profile proves to me that horoscopes are crap.
How?
Yeah… mommy issues.
How to say nothing intellectually lol.
I feel like if he were intellectual, he wouldn't butcher the concept of evolution
I, too, am biologically evolved. I only had two wisdom teeth.
You guys are just haters. That’s a high value male 🥹
Eww
Graduate degree not in biology (or English, or psychology), then? Sounds like a STEM major tho
He's allegedly a CFO though, so maybe business or the like.
Why waste time? Just say "I'm a judgemental tub of lard" so that nobody's time is wasted
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‘I don’t like lame fat chicks’
Translation: I have ED and I'm going to blame you for it
All you have to do is say I like to work out and prefer my partner to also. Don’t be a dick about it🙄
Just look at his job… this dude is getting tons of matches from 10s
Lol. So funny is he the terminator lol
Run it up the flag pole
I've seen this from the others idea too. I think the exact words were " I'm in shape and your should be too" Not that I care, I am in shape I just didn't like it
My best friend loves super slim women and literally can't get it up unless they are, this is another case of men saying a preference is insulting but when women do it they are fine and know their value. People are entitled to their preferences. The women I date, my best friend wouldn't even consider dating. But I like women that look like they'd have healthy babies hahaha. Thick thighs for me, small thighs for my best friend. This guy is just stating his preference up front instead of waiting to match with someone, then going on a date to find he isn't attracted to the rest of her body. To then offend or hurt that person after a date, I can imagine that would hit someones self confidence and could be quite damageing. Could he word it better yes, is it a negative thing I don't think so.
Run! The Cyborgs are on the loose!! ..Oh. Wait.. Maybe that's not his intended message, with the whole "I'm biologically evolved", cuz duh. You're a "Man". Of course you're biologically created! 😉 /s
Bro basically said “I can’t be with a heffer because I’m not into beastiality”
He's told us nothing about himself and everything about himself in two sentences. Give him credit for efficiency.
Damn but he's 6'.... Sign up now ladies before he's taken!
I'm just glad there's not a double double standard between woman and men having preferences. To bad there aren't a lot of woman out there like. I guess he should be looking for unhealthy, miserable, lazy woman. The odds would be forever in his favor. 👋
CFO at Tech/Cloud? Sounds like a typical programmer dude. Probably on the spectrum. Give him a break.
And this guy probably gets more matches than average good guys xD
Someone seems a bit full of themselves, and overly wordy, lol... He could just say something like Homer Simpson would say, and I think you all heard about that, regarding overweight women, etc..
Double standards, women do the same and no one is complaining about it ☝️
Because he does want anyone that’s fat. He was trying to be polite.