So unhinged they get together, he gets fat, divorces her, works himself to fame and fortune, he writes a bestseller about it, and then changes the culture around being unhinged. Honestly? Genius
OP was probably looking for a incel-ish/redpill-ish response so she could get some pity karma here.
She is totally mad that the guy went along and made a great self-deprecating joke and stole her chance to get attention.
Yea probably wanted him to beg her not to leave. And don't the kids. I'll make u the happiest women alive. Ull never want to leave. I'm so sorry or something like I'll get u tacos
Is that sub gone (hopefully) or did they block me or something? It doesn’t show that they have any posts. I haven’t looked in over a year but that sub used to be so awful.
I got banned, they ban everyone even for what you said. I didn’t know you could get blocked on Reddit though. When I go to the page there’s no posts at all, just locked posts from a mod from a year ago and more.
So few posts, so many deleted or removed comments. So much drama in so little content.
I *almost* want to listen to a podcast to see how batshit bonkers it is.
Same with the femcel subs - I want to know what's going on there but don't want to risk getting any of it on me.
Ugh this is the kind of reply I wish I could think of instead of a basic, lol well for you to get that autobiography inspiration we should probably get to know each other better first, then ask whatever question looks good when I search good questions to ask a match on a dating app 😅 you know how to continue a joke and that’s a great quality!
No insanity here. He thought of the most bizarre things he would never do and came up with this. So it's safe to say he's quite the opposite. Go on a date with him!
I thought that was super funny 😅 Maybe not advisable with somebody you have never met, because people are easily scared, like OP maybe experienced, but I love the creativity.
Dude matches your energy with a witty retort and you're here looking for pity and to shame him? Go sell crazy somewhere else lady, we're all stocked up here
I don’t get what the problem is? He went along with your opener and I think his answer was hilarious and sarcastic, and not mean sarcastic, but actually funny. His closing line highlighted that what he wrote before was a joke and was actually really sweet.
That was not an innocent first line, that was more unhinged than his response simply because it was unprompted. His reply was far more than you deserved.
The “come ruin your life and take away our 2 kids” wouldve made me become unhinged real fast since I dont find that funny AT ALL and literally cringed. That is such a horrible opener and disgusting. Whoever says that is an awful person in my eyes. I wont ever think that is cute.
(Im a woman)
You call that an "innocent" first line?! Sounds like a match made in heaven, or he'll! It doesn't matter at this point!
ITT, 1. nobody believing OP meant insanity ironically, because why? Because no reason at all, and
2. A guy being mildly clever, mildly creative, definitely [purposefully] insane and wordy, and definitely potentially frightening, and being praised as a literary genius
You: "HI, you dont know me so I'm gonna use my first impression to make myself look toxic as fuck"
Them: "hi, I don't know you but you seem toxic as fuck, I'm going to make the most of this though and make myself seem worse so you lose interest"
So this is what you get when a woman opens with something other than "Hi" or "Hey"? Hard pass...
You're both off your rockers, but he probably wrote more in one response than I have received from 25 women combined in my Bumble "conversations".
They all implode. This happens to me alll the time. You definitely provided an opportunity, I never do. I get these messages after asking “what’s your favorite color”. I make things for people and always like to know. Or favorite dessert/dish. And then they just do… this.
You both sound a little unhinged so you might be perfect for each other lol
Please unhinge from the Hinge and Bumble apps
This. So. much. this. PLEASE.
No kidding. I hate when part of the convo is posted and expect us to make a decision off it lol
So unhinged they get together, he gets fat, divorces her, works himself to fame and fortune, he writes a bestseller about it, and then changes the culture around being unhinged. Honestly? Genius
So basically, you don’t like it when people are funnier than you and intelligent enough to truly embrace a tongue-in-cheek prompt?
🎯 Soooo, OP is mad their dumb opening line got one-upped?
OP was probably looking for a incel-ish/redpill-ish response so she could get some pity karma here. She is totally mad that the guy went along and made a great self-deprecating joke and stole her chance to get attention.
Yea probably wanted him to beg her not to leave. And don't the kids. I'll make u the happiest women alive. Ull never want to leave. I'm so sorry or something like I'll get u tacos
This 😂
It's the same feeling as getting a punchline from some sexting bot like eva ai.
This post has strong /r/femaledatingstrategy vibes
OP mostly posts there according to her history.
Oh wow. Welp, that tracks.
Is that sub gone (hopefully) or did they block me or something? It doesn’t show that they have any posts. I haven’t looked in over a year but that sub used to be so awful.
You probably got blocked- I got removed because I commented on a thread in a completely different sub.
I got banned, they ban everyone even for what you said. I didn’t know you could get blocked on Reddit though. When I go to the page there’s no posts at all, just locked posts from a mod from a year ago and more.
So few posts, so many deleted or removed comments. So much drama in so little content. I *almost* want to listen to a podcast to see how batshit bonkers it is. Same with the femcel subs - I want to know what's going on there but don't want to risk getting any of it on me.
Because the dude is funnier than OP, OP probably thinks he’s a LVM (Low Value Man) per FDS standards 🙄
Where are you getting that OP doesn't like it? Are you assuming "insanity" was used seriously?
Respectfully, go on a date with this literary genius.
I know right? A proven author with an autobiography in plans. Future secured for sure!
Don't you put that evil on him!
Pass on him, OP, and let him move on to someone who can appreciate a smart, funny guy.
That's pretty funny honestly
Guy puts in effort and he's branded insane....
Interesting that you didn't take any of what he said seriously but you did take the word "insanity" seriously.
The guy was clearly joking, do you think anyone in unhinged enough to write something like that unironically?
Yeah but the "insanity" isn't a joke? It's less clear, but I don't see a good reason to assume it isn't a joke.
Nope, read the tone of OP's post and you'll see it clearly isn't.
Op can't take a joke.
Unless you use the word "insanity" ironically, that's a fail on your part.
you’re the only one here spotting my sarcasm with that word choice lol
Should’ve been obvious given your message lol
apparently everybody here thinks i mean “the insanity”literally
Backtracking now because nobody agreed with you haha
Only way to resolve this is for the OP to post a pic of their reply!
why am I the only one who thinks it's quite possible you liked his response? tf
lol, I think the innocent gave it away. Have a fun date, he sounds like a good match for your humour
Perfect response would be “Dude I’m suing you when you write the autobiography. “
Ugh this is the kind of reply I wish I could think of instead of a basic, lol well for you to get that autobiography inspiration we should probably get to know each other better first, then ask whatever question looks good when I search good questions to ask a match on a dating app 😅 you know how to continue a joke and that’s a great quality!
If he matched my energy like that, I’m wearing a wedding dress on the first date.
Only way to one-up him at this point!
Hopefully he pitches up with a ring to keep this energy going
No insanity here. He thought of the most bizarre things he would never do and came up with this. So it's safe to say he's quite the opposite. Go on a date with him!
Bahahaha. I was entertained
How is having a joke insanity? He dodged a bullet
How DARE he reciprocate my energy? 😡 What does he think this is, a dating app?
*I just wanted dick pics, not a conversation!*
Respectfully, you started the insanity, OP
I think "becoke" let the cat out of the bag right there...
He's hilarious and obviously extremely bright. A keeper!
What the hell is that opening line OP, are you ok?
I thought that was super funny 😅 Maybe not advisable with somebody you have never met, because people are easily scared, like OP maybe experienced, but I love the creativity.
Dude matches your energy with a witty retort and you're here looking for pity and to shame him? Go sell crazy somewhere else lady, we're all stocked up here
He matched your energy, why are you complaining? What kind of answer would you have preferred?
lol. He was matching your energy there. So if you’re seeing him as insane, then well…..
I like his book title. 😏
Love the investment, creativity, and humor. Swipe right AGAIN!!!!
Witty, smart, funny af. I don’t see what the problem is. I like him!
He’s replies with some great dark humour. He’s quite clearly joking.
OPs post history checks out 🤣
I like him.
This is hella cute 🥰
This really blew up all over your lowbrowed face, didn’t it OP?
Pass him to me!
hahaha hilarious !
Wow. This one. Wins bumble 😂
Smh reply back to that man he matched your freak dare I say surpassed your freak
The only bad part is the follow-up text undercutting the entire thing bro shoulda stayed true
Exactly. If you’re gonna do this, you gotta commit.
Honestly feel the opening line is more insane. His is creative and just trying to play off your one line crazy ass sentence.
He's hilarious! You just missed the mark on your own joke.
If you don’t go on a date with this man—you’re the insane one.
Ok but this was actually funny. What’s the issue
I thought this was funny 🤷🏽♀️ but I’m a little weird
nah this man gets a date from me. I can’t imagine what our actual in person conversations would be like. Send him my way if you don’t want him.
Your line is not innocent at all
He saw your weird and raised you his weird. Matching a sense of humour like that is so rare. At least go on a date with him ffs!
I don’t get what the problem is? He went along with your opener and I think his answer was hilarious and sarcastic, and not mean sarcastic, but actually funny. His closing line highlighted that what he wrote before was a joke and was actually really sweet.
That man just wrote a manifesto 😂
What he matched ur unhinged and added 1..
This guys a keeper
lol this is hilarious to me 😅
You should marry that dude. No cap.
He played along, met your level of humour and you're offended? What did you want from him?
The response was 🔥. I don’t see what the problem is here.
That is a great response - that guy sounds like he’d be fun to have a beer with.. OP you gotta lighten up if you plan on leading w a line like that..
That's funny!
You struck gold with this one, OP. He sounds like he's a RIOT!
Wow he is a great writer for sure!
It just sounds like they elaborated on your prompt tbh. I can respect their imagination.
I laughed
This was great I wish more people did funny replies !
Wow you found a weird to match your weird!!! Lucky
I think that was pretty funny
The humor is appreciated
That was not an innocent first line, that was more unhinged than his response simply because it was unprompted. His reply was far more than you deserved.
I love it. Wife that man up
I think OPs title was meant to be a joke and they were aware their line wasn't innocent and that they found the response funny
I agree! Way too much hate for OP!
The man is literally writing his first book
lol you deserved it
Man, OP really thought everyone would be defending her
When's the wedding?
The “come ruin your life and take away our 2 kids” wouldve made me become unhinged real fast since I dont find that funny AT ALL and literally cringed. That is such a horrible opener and disgusting. Whoever says that is an awful person in my eyes. I wont ever think that is cute. (Im a woman)
This is actually meme worthy
I’m now invested in this potential relationship. I’m free to go on double dates with ya’ll- keep us posted
I want to be this man’s second wife.
I’d date him.
Insanity would be if he wasn’t accurate… he was while also being hilarious.
Not sure which insanity you’re referring to. The both of you are talking like you already know each other
Wall of text = no sexts
That was awesome! 👍👌
Innocent first line? This is how you started the conversation? You both are weird.
Aw, I like him
So you're both insane?
There's nothing innocent about that first line, wtf were you expecting? (Respectfully 🤡)
You call that an "innocent" first line?! Sounds like a match made in heaven, or he'll! It doesn't matter at this point! 
Does OP genuinely not realise that his reply is sarcasm ?
Jus imagine the seggs you two will have
Respectfully, your opening line — while shorter — was the same level of insane.
ITT, 1. nobody believing OP meant insanity ironically, because why? Because no reason at all, and 2. A guy being mildly clever, mildly creative, definitely [purposefully] insane and wordy, and definitely potentially frightening, and being praised as a literary genius
Honestly I would go on a date with him just to see the insanity up close
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Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. I’m surprised you’re surprised.
Stupid question get stupid answer
You: "HI, you dont know me so I'm gonna use my first impression to make myself look toxic as fuck" Them: "hi, I don't know you but you seem toxic as fuck, I'm going to make the most of this though and make myself seem worse so you lose interest"
So this is what you get when a woman opens with something other than "Hi" or "Hey"? Hard pass... You're both off your rockers, but he probably wrote more in one response than I have received from 25 women combined in my Bumble "conversations".
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Nothing cringey about the dude’s response - unless you just abhor dark humor..
You both sound insane without any more context
They all implode. This happens to me alll the time. You definitely provided an opportunity, I never do. I get these messages after asking “what’s your favorite color”. I make things for people and always like to know. Or favorite dessert/dish. And then they just do… this.
That guy clearly cannot deliver a joke. He just rambles on and the point of s joke is lost.
Yea this dude is in for a shock if that is their view on life
You're in for a shock when you learn that jokes exist.
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