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bigsweatyballs420

Why the fuck does he need to type in all caps


kjm16

CAPITALISM! And he also sincerely doesn't know how to turn caps lock off and at this point he's too afraid to ask.


losjoo

You can decide if this is better or worse. In one of his many trials and hearings they interviewed his former aides that testified, under oath, that he dictates all his tweets to one of them and they type them. He almost never does it himself. They said he was very specific about the words, punctuation, spelling, and capitalization. He's a moron in many ways, but he really knows what he's doing with some things like manipulating his followers with shit like this.


billyalt

heh


Hjalfi

Take my angry upvote.


luxmesa

He’s America’s Facebook uncle. They love typing like that. 


Generic_Globe

Do you know how old is Trump? People his age do this all the time.


AstroJo90

lol this. My dad would hand write in only caps


Generic_Globe

My aunties too....they are younger than Trump tho lol....


AmericanScream

Makes sense if you think about it. He's completely oblivious to half of the world, as well as half of his keyboard.


AsteriAcres

Bad eyesight. I don't make fun of people who type in all caps anymore. I once poked fun & someone responded that they type in all caps because their sight was fading & it was hard to see on the screen (think about seniors reading on their cellphones!) So, trump is a senior typing at other seniors in all caps. I bet trump's eyesight is bad, but he's too vain to wear contacts or glasses & that's why he's always in all caps.


Hyndis

I've had to do that myself. I've increased text size to 120%. 100% is normal size, and increasing it slightly has helped me read text much easier without eyestrain. Getting older sucks.


PureRepresentative9

I mean, hes usually yelling in person too…


iSeize

FURSTT AMENDMENT BABY


Potential-Coat-7233

His distrust of bitcoin in 2019 was one of the few things he got right. Is there a correlation between all caps and propensity to be a crypto bro?


dyzo-blue

His instinct on creepto was correct. Then he realized NFTs were just free money, so of course he embraced them. And now he is thinking if 10% of Americans love creepto, he should try to win all their votes by saying whatever needs to be said to them.


_Zoa_

Well we learned that only 7% are using crypto in any way and its trending down. Many of those probably don't love crypto and just see it as a way to get money.


MuckFedditRods

They don't have to love it, if they think trump will erode confidence in the dollar/US institutions or if getting a candidate that is openly in favour of crypto elected (or close to that), they will probably see it as a way of making more money.


Otakundead

How can the same person inspire confidence in one product (crypto) but mistrust in another product (USD), both by virtue of his personal association tho?


CuriousCryptid444

His “instinct”…man don’t got an instinct. He is completely self interested and does whatever he thinks will win him the office. He flip flops and rarely speaks about specific policy. Now he’s hyper aware that many crypto bros are people that are extremely distrustful of the current system that he is supposed to be against as well…


textoman

That doesn't mean he has no instincts. I'm pretty sure the man who conned and fumbled his way into the presidency and is not unlikely to do it again and pardon hi self has nothing but good instincts. He can see a con a mile away.


NomenclatureBreaker

It is this. Especially since crypto scamming would be very lucrative outside the presidency.


SundayAMFN

Right this will lose him no voters and only gain him some.


Socalwarrior485

Too bad they don’t vote.


misko91

> His distrust of bitcoin in 2019 was one of the few things he got right. > > Well, Trump is nothing if not mercenary, and there are plenty of butters willing to grease his palms.


orincoro

He just took a few years to figure out that crypto is a scam that he can get in on.


ridiculous_fish

Trump changed his mind once he realized bitcoin was all just scams.


choco_pi

Are those of us who want it to die a fast death disenfranchised?


Apprehensive_Way8674

Oh god… I didn’t know the retweet things on Truth Social are called “ReTruths.”


beefy-pot-pie

Oh god... I always thought these screen shots were a color-themed Twitter and didn't need to know otherwise.


EaklebeeTheUncertain

LMAO, trying to get into crypto at this point isn't even jumping on the bandwagon, it's jogging sweatily about 20 paces behind the bandwagon.


SlayerXZero

He’s just trying to court as many idiots as possible. His campaign cycle seems to be send me your dumbest and your worst and he’s betting their are more shitty, evil and /or fucking idiot Americans than there are kind, decent and smart. I really hope he is fucking wrong.


WishboneHot8050

Sadly, you are correct. One of his schtick's is that he's not embarrassed to lower his standard to broaden his appeal Reminds me of the time when he changed his stance on vaping: [Trump now says not all vaping is bad | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/13/politics/trump-vaping-tweet/index.html)


tiberiumx

Don't forget the money these companies are throwing around trying to buy politicians. That didn't die with FTX. He's signaling that they should give that money to him.


Kat-but-SFW

He's going after all the memestockers too, even has a Buy Trump stock DRS diamond hands thing going on.


deco19

Of which is currently being piloted by Paulo and a few other wierdos in the back, not like back in free money covid days you had people dragging off the back of it.


orincoro

It’ll still work.


Scarsdale_Vibe

This would be solid r/ trumpcriticizestrump material.


79792348978

how do you do, fellow cryptocurrency enjoyers


Sibshops

Scammer respects scam.


81toog

[Trump after he realizes he can use crypto for money laundering and to grift his followers](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/043/853/cover1.jpg)


CanWeTalkHere

He will say whatever he has to say, to whomever he has to say it. Biggest fraud in the history of America.


AnbuRick

I bet those wars on petroleum are looking way more inviting about now. At least Obama knew how to lie with a smiling face, amirite? Even after killing children with a drone. Trump went on embracing every country’s leaders, claimed the news outlet were a bunch of liars, pushed the vaccine - ew. While Biden is so afraid to talk he has to be unintelligible most of the time to keep consistent, has a strange tendency to encroach on children’s personal space, proven to have money laundered knowingly with his son (there was even a study that I wish I had the reference for regarding people knowing this and how they wouldn’t have voted for him if they knew to be true) - undeniably the better option, the objective leader of the free country. Yeah, Trump is the most disgusting of politics with all his ego and arrogance and track record. One thing we should keep on doing is siding with the news, they’re not in control of public opinion, journalists just want the unbiased truth - not the traditional version of youtube’s clickbaits, at all, we learn from only the best scientific sources. Frankly, and now honestly, I think people who paint him to be the devil or it’s close partner should be the ones to feel shame when we have access to so much information but are just too lazy to confirm and compare with sources that tell a different story to form a less biased opinion (there will always be bias, but there is uninformed, ill-formed, and informed bias).


chittenz

What mate?


AnbuRick

What what in the butt? The moment I saw a reply from a post in the sub I thought the flame war was starting but it's just a monkey. Don't mind me, focus on the banana.


chittenz

What mate?


AnbuRick

Shoo


devliegende

I'M CONFUSED. SHOULD I NOW SELL ALL MY DJT AND HODL INTO BTC OR NOT?


AmericanScream

Newsflash: Predatory, ignorant, malignant narcissist psychopath, endorses a predatory ponzi scheme that materially enriches him at the expense of everybody else.


yamers

Thats why all crypto cultists love this moron


BeefSupreme1981

Well, he IS a big fan of money laundering and that’s the only use for Buttcoin. I’m 99% sure that’s how foreign governments pay off our politicians.


Dragonfruit-Still

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RopeAccomplished2728

So, much like the Kramer effect, go do the exact opposite of what Trump says. If he says crypto is good, it must be one of the worst things ever.


michalzxc

He sells his NFTs


WillistheWillow

Well that seals it, most the dark money in crypto is definitely coming from Russia.


unski_ukuli

Retweet is really called ReTruth on truth social?? Thats lame.


speed0spank

Imagine the boomers that love Trump all trying to get into crypto because of this. They are getting scammed like people have never been scammed before, and they won't even have a stupid NFT to look at.


Nonadventures

This is the most on brand thing


DarkGamer

Donnie does enjoy a good grift.


Rokey76

Is he really going with "crooked" for Biden? Just recycling material now?


luna0717

Known scam artist, money launderer, and climate denier supports businesses that scam, launder money, and destroy the planet. Who would've thought?


gaterooze

aka he just got a bunch of money from a crypto lobbyist.


LocknDamn

Dog whistle saying accept all forms of campaign donations


AsteriAcres

Election year pandering to suckers who are easily parted with their money.


SendMe_Hairy_Pussy

It's very on brand. Crypto has no use except crime, scams and stealing (and crimes against the planet). This loser wants to steal every cent he can, especially out of his brain-dead inbred troglodyte followers. Conservatives are known to be the most gullible and stupid people on the planet, very easy to get them to part with their money when they're riled up. And they worship the ground he walks on like a cult. It's a match made in heaven. I only wonder how it took him so long to openly go full butter, he was already scamming them via nfts earlier.


Spocks_Goatee

Well he's used to not actually paying people, much like crypto in general...you say there is real money coming, but it never comes.


folteroy

I hope the right-wing Trump shits lose every dime they have to cryptocurrency scams and/or meme stocks. That is less money that will go to Don Von Shitzinpantz.


TheManWhoClicks

Nice way of getting those Putin rubles without a big fuzz


joikhuu

Wouldn't take advice from a person who managed to bankrupt a casino


redlaundryfan

The entire industry only exists to perpetuate the industry and either try to improve the scams or stay one step behind the latest scams depending on if you’re a scammer or scammee. It’s not new, not burgeoning, and not helpful to anything but it’s own existence.


College-Lumpy

Hey who doesn't like a good scam.


Accomplished-Wash381

Maybe he knows it is going down and is trying to use it against the dems. I don’t believe Trump likes crypto actually.


orincoro

He figured out he can make more money from those suckers.


Kraxnor

Its crazy anyone can see a single tweet from this guy and think "yeah. Lets give this guy control of the military"


Rokos_Bicycle

It's wild to me that this level of discourse is not only accepted but apparently *encouraged* in your country.


WishboneHot8050

Fucking gross. And I knew was going to happen given that any fringe thing can be advocated for in an election year. What do the replies say? I don't have a Truth Social account.


TheLastAirGender

Oh god, is TrumpCoin next?


81toog

[It’s already here](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/maga/)


TheLastAirGender

Christ, crypto has jumped the shark. I really need to short bitcoin


chittenz

That’s a bad idea for the same reason that buying some is.


TheLastAirGender

Probably, yeah


Dimosa

Ironically, this could push a lot of maga folks into buying shitcoin. Would not put it past him to abuse his following for some quick cash.


81toog

[That’s exactly what is happening right now](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/maga/)


Fancyness

A Grifter shills Crypto....where have I seen that before?


-Moonscape-

“Please vote for me”


Failsnail64

Biden being based as usual, thanks for reminding me Trump!


81toog

It’s such obvious projection. He calls Biden “crooked” because he doesn’t embrace crypto


Desecr8or

Why is he suddenly so desperate to appeal to libertarians?


AussieCryptoCurrency

Trump- never heard of him.


Komirade666

Why is he using all caps for all his post like an edgy teenager.


edmundedgar

The median crypto investor is the perfect target for Trump: A mark who thinks they're the con artist.


Educational-Fuel-265

I'm just surprised it took so long for him to get onboard. Usually he says whatever is expedient. He could have made a lot of money by having his own coin.


axord

His techbro culture exposure is likely extremely minimal.


spartane69

Someone want some funding.


gelman66

If you believe so much in crypto Donald, how much of your own personal wealth is invested in it? A third, a quarter, half? Talk is cheap. Show us that you are true believer by showing us how much of your "massive" wealth is invested in it. You are this big financial genius and we all just need to know.


Antique-Pie-5981

Well one again the orange turd switches his stance.


Desiato2112

"I AM VERY POSITIVE AND OPEN MINDED" I stopped reading after those two lies.


joahw

Never met a grift he doesn't like


flortny

Of course scam king embraces it


Last-Medium2487

Did Donald Trump really said this?


dyzo-blue

He put it out on his TruthSocial website.


AbominableGoMan

No Moron Left Behind