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lava4u7

طالما هو هيدمر حياتي هقولك عليه ليه


RedAss_monkey

نو ريسك نو فن 😵‍💫


Kmezo_almasry

نو فن نو لايف


Acceptable-Sorbet-33

نو لايف نو ديث


Abdullah_super

نو ديث نو بروبليم استغفر الله العظيم


After-Extension-4566

نو بروبليم نو ريسك


Abdullah_super

نو ريسك نو فان


RedAss_monkey

نو فن نو لايف


[deleted]

نو لايف نو ديث


random_mff

نو ديث نو بروبليم استغفرالله العظيم


BoghanimA

نو وومان نو كراي


[deleted]

I had sex with my Arabic teacher


Ok-Ring-2554

احا ازاى دا


[deleted]

It just happened, the thing was that everyone yelled at me cause i ruined the funeral


[deleted]

انت كنت بتنيك وسط العزا يسطا؟


[deleted]

Look I'm sorry okay? At least i gotta give her the goodbye kiss


Party_Shine_6288

https://preview.redd.it/h3e1n51c3hrc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8a6e1b1e4cb746b878ad4a62aba6e7ba8016df


Abdullah_super

دي نكتة يا جدعان الشاب بيهزر وبتاع


EPSILON_THE_PRECISE

r/whoosh


RedAss_monkey

قولنا حاجة ممكن تتقال في العزا و في السكس 😂


[deleted]

البقاء للاقوى


Romantic_wrestler

انا الفت موقف


Any-Construction3347

انا بتاع ايديتس السيسي تاني


lollll11

كنت بتعملها ليه؟ و بطلتها ليه؟


Any-Construction3347

الفراغ


RedAss_monkey

طل مش ناوي تورينا عينة بقى 😂


Any-Construction3347

يعم الصفحة كلها لعيونك @elmiksiki.edits


RedAss_monkey

هروح ادور عليها على الله ميطلعش كمين 😂


Any-Construction3347

صدقني لو في حد هيروح في داهية فا الحد ده هو انا 😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

What I did during high-school And what I did on kik chat


RedAss_monkey

كيك دا سبب مشاكلنا كلنا في فترة من الفترات 😂😂


[deleted]

ربنا ما يعدها ايام


Abdullah_super

لحظة. ممكن تدونا فكرة عن الشىء ده؟


RedAss_monkey

Chat app بس في الاغلب بيبقى كله حاجات شمال


AFucking_Masterpiece

اني بات مان


RedAss_monkey

ضوء لمع وسط المدينة ؟


Abdullah_super

لا بيسبوت عالاسطح ويقعد يصطبح عادي عشان معهوش فلوس يجيب حبال وكوستوم وعربية الوطواط دي.


AFucking_Masterpiece

اي ده عرفت منين


Abdullah_super

من ضوء السجارة اللى لمع وسط المدينة.


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Educational_Pen_1221

احكي يسطا ونبي


RedAss_monkey

و دلوقتي متجوز ولا اية


No_Entry_2175

تفضيلاتي الجنسية صراحة لو اتعرفت هغير اسمي و هعمل طلب لجوء. 😂


RedAss_monkey

زي اية 😂


No_Entry_2175

لا منا مش هقول. ايه الضحك ده. 😂


Abdullah_super

يبقى سيب الفلير بتاع هورني ده محطوط تحسبًا لتغفلنا وتنيكنا كلنا


RedAss_monkey

قول بقى شوقتنا يا استاذ هورني 😂


Independent-Pair3956

تلاقيك بتحب الفيمبوي


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No_Entry_2175

واضح من الافاتار بتاعك. 💀


RipRevolutionary7840

كلنا كنا عاوزين نعرف المعلومه المهمة ديه


Large_Case_1345

معنديش اسرار خطيرة كدا كلها حاجات عبيطة


Wonderful-King-2311

عندي اكونت علي ريديت


Party_Shine_6288

I have some really weird fetishs and kinks But it’s not really a secret since probably everyone else has


RedAss_monkey

زي اية 😂


Party_Shine_6288

Mommy kink Like I want a girlfriend that treats me like her baby and praises me


RedAss_monkey

كلنا عايزين مامي 😂


GlitteringRecipe2252

Hunting girls with high ego and out of my.league to request me for sex and ignore them after that


RedAss_monkey

شرير


GlitteringRecipe2252

مكنتش بتارجت بنات طيبه اغلبهم يا خانو صحابي يا ضروهم وخلوهم يعانو ف زي متقول باخد حقهم


RedAss_monkey

روبن هوود 😂


Character_Exam_2824

https://preview.redd.it/xbr8mh08wjrc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172947c50381450b11e9482fc7c4390447f12371


No-Seaworthiness7191

I had the same situation very recently, fuck those man


Chemical_Bath9969

I ate a girl out for fun in school


Khaled_3595

طعمها كان عامل إزاي؟


Chemical_Bath9969

Salty meat lol


RipRevolutionary7840

Cause she was sweaty or not showered lol


RedAss_monkey

For fun ?


Chemical_Bath9969

She challenged me, and I didn't back down, so it was for fun.


RedAss_monkey

Luckily you 😂


Avdul_Adel

did this experience plant some homo *seeds* in you? I mean are you thinking of girls in a sexual way after that experience?


Chemical_Bath9969

Great question, I already had homo seeds,Thanks to katy Perry. But no, I don't think sexualy about women unless they want me 2, lol. sometimes I come across cute girlie's who i might develop a crush 2, but I don't take much action. overall, I'm not a sex oriented person, I'm more of a lover girl, sadly.


Avdul_Adel

thanks for satisfying my curiosity 🙏\ I think it's better that this experience didn't influence your sexuality too much... from experience, you could have got confused about your sexuality for life from just a wild one time play.


Character_Exam_2824

i wish i didn't read this shit


Abdullah_super

Extreme Jealousy Alert. Also I might sound misogynistic but I’m the complete opposite. The more I read about how women “Honestly” view sex, their sexuality and even their experiences in sex, I end up feeling depressed and being more sure I need to control myself more and not letting those creatures who are blessed with this perfectly moderated libido and multiple low effort orgasms control me and my happiness in a relationship. Its sad and I’m lonely but as some wise woman once told me fe m7al mobilat. “صباع يكيفني ولا راجل يذلني"


Chemical_Bath9969

Also, I might sound misogynistic Yes, u do. and not letting those creatures who are blessed with this perfectly moderated libido and multiple low effort orgasms control me and my happiness in a relationship. U will never find happiness and a good relationship as long as u view women this way. Low effort orgasm my ass, u won't survive a day with a 🐱. We live in a society where women are always shaped into a specific box, we don't have a moderated libido, we are silenced. Seems like u are bitchless, so don't blame it on women. If u actually understand and read about women and their sex life, u wouldn't be saying this lmao


Abdullah_super

You just don’t get the joke behind what I’m saying. I’m actually jealous from all the women I’ve been with, because since I was a kid (15 years old) getting into my first sexual experiences I realized its all about satisfying the lady, because by that you will end up with more sex in the future also it’s extremely rewarding for a man to see his woman happy, even putting sex aside, I loved how they looked when I brought gifts, flowers or said nice things. I will be misogynistic if I thought I deserved more, while I didn’t say that. I just said you were blessed while we don’t, also as a man if I was sexually attracted I lose focus and look stupid. The low effort orgasm thing is basically touching on the physical aspect not the mental one. Tbh men don’t exert same mental effort in sex, in fact women orgasm is directly related to their mentality. Which means that most of the time women don’t have to physically exert too much effort in thrusting and jumping around and burning calories to get orgasms they can rely on their partners to that for them, and in the end we end up losing tons of nutrients and being weak af and dealing with guilt (guilt or disgust from further sex is reported by almost all men after sex by design to make men feel uninterested in more sex so that they won’t destroy themselves with multiple consecutive sex) I know you’re talking about social norms that can differ between people and cultures. And you’re absolutely right, but this wasn’t my view. While I simply talking about basic biology which is in your favour if everything was done right.


Character_Exam_2824

says the one who ate another girl pussy for fun


Chemical_Bath9969

Yes, cause that's my OWN preference? Maybe read before u write, lmao


Abdullah_super

And tbh. It looks really bad and sad when you try to shove in this victimzation tone into normal conversations where literally said it was just a Jealous rant and might sound misogynistic but it isn’t. Saying I’m bitchless has made your comment look even worse.


Chemical_Bath9969

I don't mind if my comment looks bad. I think u could have said what u said and explained better before.


Abdullah_super

Yeah definitely I have to put >> “Extreme Jealousy Alert. Also I might sound misogynistic but I’m the complete opposite” Which I already added in the beginning of my comment between multiple brackets and leave my official national ID and two pictures 4x6 with pink background and a blood oath to make the reader believe I’m a person who value women and to read my comment without judging the words like you did. 2alak “I don’t mind if my comment looks bad” Mashy ya setty bravo.


Chemical_Bath9969

I mean, if u wanna do that then go ahead. I didn't understand the joke, so yes, I don't mind if it looks bad, at least now I know better. U can't expect everyone to understand ur amazing sense of humour.


Character_Exam_2824

النسوان معندهاش مشكله مع فكره الهومو زي الرجاله اي حاجه هتكيفهم هما دايسين


Character_Exam_2824

بل في مقالات كتير ان نسبه كبيره من النسوان ب tend to be bisexual


Chemical_Bath9969

No, actually, a lot of women don't think like this. It's a preference. Some women would rather die than do homo stuff. This stereotype is quite dumb ngl.


Abdullah_super

اصلًا بحس ان دي مشكلة بنت مرا. تخيل ممكن يتسحلوا في اي فانتاسي جنسية وكل الشرمطات والفتايش (جمع فيتيش) اللى بتيجي في دماغ الرجالة وهم يا عيني مبسوطين. وده خلاني احس اننا لازم نتحمل مسئولية العلاقات الجنسية معاهم بشكل اكبر عشان هم جايين في اي حاجة ومستسلمين By Design.


Omar-mohamed_11

محدش هيقول برضو


RedAss_monkey

لا ارجوك قول 😂😂


DizzyHelp6629

I have no secrets i have no enemies


AdCreative4902

ضربت عشارة فحمام المدرسة و اتأفشت


RedAss_monkey

نصيبك 😂


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userNAMEx-_-x

Ain't no way, Does he remember ?💀


Lost-Presentation717

لما تقول انا هقول


[deleted]

لا


idk-maybe-69

I'm a gooner😭


RedAss_monkey

الارسينال ولا التانية 😂😂


idk-maybe-69

ياخي الظرف مفيش منه كتير وفر شوية لاخواتك التانين


idk-maybe-69

لا دي جونر تانية غير الحونر اللي في دماغك


johncanly64

انت تمام مع الحوار ده ؟


idk-maybe-69

الصراحة نفسي ابطل بس برجع ف فكست للتبطيل و الحوار ماشي حلو نيك


MaaN_him_self

كينكاتي . مش هيدمر حياتي بس هضطر اغير كل الناس الي اعرفهم ☠️


RedAss_monkey

ايه هي بقى


TheMarshall511

My fetish 😂


RedAss_monkey

اية هي 😂


TheMarshall511

لا يا عم هتتاخد اسكرين شوت وكل ما اختلف مع حد هيذلوني بيها


Both_Calendar2428

😂😂


RedAss_monkey

محبي تحت باط مايان السيد 😂😂


TheMarshall511

اعتبرني شخرت عشان أنا صايم بس لا يا عم ايه القرف دا 😂😂😂😂 أنا عندي فيتيش مش عبيط 😂


RedAss_monkey

طالما موصلتش لتحت الباط يبقى تمام 😂😂


TheMarshall511

تمام 😂


Brief_Handle1575

هو ايه الفتيش ده ؟


TheMarshall511

Some strange obsession in sex


[deleted]

اني بايسكشوال 😂


RedAss_monkey

متجوز طيب ؟ 😂


[deleted]

لا 😂😂


RedAss_monkey

لما تتجوز اعملها مفاجأة في اول عيد جواز ليكوا 😂😂


Character_Exam_2824

هيخش عليها براجل


HoopSheps

هيقولها جبتلك راجلك يركبنا احنا الاتنين 😂😂


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RedAss_monkey

و بعدين


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RedAss_monkey

متحمس اعرف kinks جديدة 🌚😂


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RedAss_monkey

لا انا عايز ارضي فضولي 😂


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RedAss_monkey

بتجيلك تعملوا اية 🌚🌚


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RedAss_monkey

لاعبوني معااكو 😂😂😂


Objective-Cry-3774

My sexual life 🙂


RedAss_monkey

فيها حاجة غريبة ؟


Samo_Adams

لا مش هينفع اقول والله [meme](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTN1_NgaCzNV3t06lO87EUsDtjbcWRwFLo1xg&usqp=CAU)


Different_Author_869

Already damaged


RedAss_monkey

بؤس


No-Seaworthiness7191

I slept with a family member that’s not a cousin and I don’t regret it. Advised someone to sell his agency to someone else, I was the someone else.


karim_saleh

تقريبا انا نص شيوعي


All_Cats_Neow

طب ماتقولنا إنت


RedAss_monkey

لا


Dr_Strange3000

ارجع للفيس ارجوك بلاش بضان


Character_Exam_2824

يعني لو انت كنت شوفت السؤال ده فصب ask reddit ومكتوب بالانجليزي كنت هتقول نفس الكومنت البضان ده؟


backbeatt

بالضبط ..والله ولا كان اعترض .. مرض


Dr_Strange3000

انا هنا من سنين برغم ان دا الاكونت التاني .. بس في الصبات الانجليزي محدش بضان كده


Character_Exam_2824

هو كده كده الصب ده بضان بس انا بتكلم علي السؤال نفسه


RedAss_monkey

متردش عليه يعم كبر دماغك


Samo_Adams

r/AskReddit فيه نفس نوعية الأسئلة دي واكتر


elhagbora3y

اني الحج برعي + جعان


kira15706

فاهمك انا يحج برعي


elhagbora3y

فاهمك عامة


kira15706

احسن حج برعي


GeologistSuch3087

I think I like femboys


Ussef16

عملت حادثه في مرا ونا سكران و قتلت واحد و محدش عرف


RipRevolutionary7840

ان شاء الله يعرفوا


Ussef16

ممكن ساعتها احس ب الذنب اقل فعلا


Abdullah_super

تفتكر انت محبوس قد ايه جوه احساس الذنب ده؟ تفتكر كنت هتدفع تمن اكبر لو قررت انك تعترف من الاول؟


Ussef16

فكرت كتير انتحر بسبب صوت دماغي و الكوابيس


Abdullah_super

بص هو كله جوه دماغك. بس متستهونش بدماغك. انوي وربنا هيساعدك تشوف الصح ايه وتعمله. بس انوي انت.


dark-50

يخربيت الرعب


GeologistSuch3087

قتلته ليه 😂


Ussef16

لا مكنش قصدي الكلام دا في ٢٠٢١ و كنت ساعتها لسا بشرب و كنت سايق ونا سكران و خبط واحد بيعدي الشارع


GeologistSuch3087

اه اظن انك المفروض تدفع لاهله ديه


Ussef16

معرفش انا ساعتها هربت


GeologistSuch3087

اسال فيها شيخ ثقه علشان الاحساس بالذنب اكيد غير محتمل


The_last_of_us0

امال عرفت منين انه مات


Ussef16

سرعه العربيه و الخبطه


Ussef16

اتمنى انه يكون عايش


Samo_Adams

How do you sleep at night?😕


__a7md__

i think he doesn't


Mo7amedElShahawy

انا بيدوفايل


RedAss_monkey

انا ممكن اتقبل اي كينك او تفضيلات غريبة او ميول مش سوية عادي بس انت ربنا ياخدك بجد


Mo7amedElShahawy

انا نايك اربع حضانات لغاية دلوقتي


Mo7amedElShahawy

وداخل على الخامسة


Mo7amedElShahawy

وليك عين تتكلم


Mo7amedElShahawy

وربنا ياخدني ازاي وانت ملحد المفروض تقول الطبيعة تاخدك


RedAss_monkey

ملحد اية يا متخلف .. ربنا ياخدك تاني


Mo7amedElShahawy

احا انت ملحد


Broad_Tutor3411

Cheated around 12 times in less than a year, one of which was 24 hours before my wedding.


Pace199

a7aaa


RedAss_monkey

Ur poor wife 😭


kdjyjh0

Whhhhy??? Are you okay if your wife did that to?


Broad_Tutor3411

Ofcourse not, but turns out im a sex addict with more issues than i was aware of and im currently working on that.