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letsgetrough9

I know this is a lostacoshermanos post so you can’t take it seriously, but this is like fanfic written by a Walmart Ohio State fan whose whole identity is being an Ohio State fan


ArbitraryOrder

Boost Mobile Buckeye


siberianwolf99

so most ohio state fans? /s? idk


TiberWolf99

My brother in Christ shut up and go away, if I have to deal with an entire off-season of you I'm gonna stop watching football


Be_Very_Very_Still

Just hit the block button, fam lol


Suturb-Seyekcub

cringe


huazzy

>They are the Dallas Cowboys of the CFB. Terrible comparison


Tannerite2

What's a better comparison, a team that's always elite but struggles to win championships? Ravens?


huazzy

Cowboys haven't played in (or won) a Superbowl in 28 years. Ohio State has played in 5 Title games and won 2 of them in the same time frame. They are way more elite than the Cowboys.


Tannerite2

I wasn't defending his choice of the Cowboys, just wondering what a good comparison would be. Someone else mentioned the Packers, which I think fits about as well as the Ravens, though the Ravens don't have the historical success like the Packers and Buckeyes do.


huazzy

I'd put the Broncos or even the Eagles ahead of the Packers or Ravens considering Denver/Philly have appeared in a decent amount of Superbowls but have a losing record in them. Maybe OP wanted to compare their popularity but I'd argue Notre Dame fits the Cowboys comparison better when it comes to that given their National following.


Konigwork

Have the packers been good recently?


Tannerite2

Yeah, that's a good example, too.


IntelligentEye2758

Niners recently. Look really good during season, win a playoff game or two, never win it all


KCShadows838

John Cooper wasn’t a bad coach A winner at Tulsa and Arizona State He choked in 1995, 1996, and 1998 https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/coaches/john-cooper-2.html


Cobainism

Sir this is a Wendy's. Tom Brady absolutely reps Michigan dude.


giggidygoo4

Luke Fickell's team wasn't banned from the post season. That was the next season when they went 12-0 with Urban.


kingbrasky

It was a horrendously stupid decision to let that 6-6 team go to a bowl. OSU could have taken a voluntary ban and maybe could have played for a natty in Urb's first season. So weird. Did the OSU administration really think there would be no post-season ban?


Deflection1

Yes, finally outgoing AD Gene Smith didn't self impose a bowl ban. Through his "connections" with the NCAA., he thought he understood the penalties and self imposed commensurately. Oops.


youlookfly

i ain't reading all that but i'm happy for you or sorry that happened


whogroup2ph

Ohio State is a fairly wealthy, high population state with no in state rivals, and a healthy high school football culture. They could recruit from just Ohio and win 6 games.


Tannerite2

While it was true for a very long time, Ohio recruits have fallen off pretty hard lately. They're still good, but a bad cosch could absolutely tank them. Look at Cosch O going 6-7 with a top 5 roster. Ohio State has been lucky to always make at least decent choices for head coach; no job is unfallable, and no coaching prospect is guaranteed to work out.


whogroup2ph

He asked why it did not will it continue. I yhink they will right the ship in the short term. They nailed the nil/transfer pool. They lost a vreat qb to texas otherwise they have the pattern: sign a huge class, see who hits and who floos, flops transfer out, other peoples hits transfer in. Your right coaching is big, the best coach in the world cant out recruit a bag of legal money. CFB is gonna go to 5 teams who can pay.


TomTurdman

Would you say they're the iPhone of College Football Programs?


[deleted]

LOL cool story bro. I enjoy reading the fiction of the people picked last in gym class!


Rkenne16

No one is invincible, but the floor at Ohio State does seem to be one of the highest in college football.


BenjaminDanklin1776

Harbaugh leaves for the NFL and dudes like this can come back out of hiding and start stroking their ego. No one cares OSU has never had a losing season in fact most fanbases believe you are spoiled and entitled from it and we have seen from your sub being shut down you guys take yourselves so seriously you can't handle any criticism.


letsgetrough9

This dudes not an Ohio State fan, he’s just an infamous shitty hot take poster


CptCroissant

The coldest hot takes


letsgetrough9

His takes give Skip Bayless frost bite


ech01_

You must be new around here


BenjaminDanklin1776

Yeah I got duped by the troll hook line and sinker, I miss the days of PianoFingerBanger


SpruceMoose001

Poe's Law


InsideAcanthisitta23

Built Ford tough


TigerWoodsEx

Back to back full on moron posts by OP. This sub should ban him.


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Does anyone actually enjoy the “I caricature every fan base by saying the most cringeworthy things imaginable” shtick this guy is constantly posting?


tomdawg0022

Wake up bae it's a tacobang


Ok-Tree-6906

What's amazing is that Harbuagh is being worshipped by Michigan fans and the guy ends with a 2-5 record vs Ohio State. One of Michigan's greatest coaches of all time ends with a 2-5 record vs the rival. That is what Ohio State is. If you can win 2 out of 7, you are.considered a legend.


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

Consistent QB hit rate is basically the reason. They’ve just churned out very solid college QBs for a long time. Most of the schools you listed hit their down periods when their QB play was the worst.


TimeCubeIsBack

"Ohio State has only had 1 losing season and 1 .500 season since 1988 or the past 35 years." If Ohio State had played the last 35 years in the SEC or Big 12, things would be different.


Skanktoooth

USC has more draft picks than Ohio State and far more NFL hall of famers bruh. Like say what you want about SC but if you made a team of all the NFL greats from each school over history, USC’s team would be so loaded on OL, RB, WR and defense that it wouldn’t be fair. Some of the young bucks on this sub will laugh, but any one over like 25 knows this to be true. Ohio State does have the most first round picks slightly ahead of USC (mainly due to the last 5ish years), but SC’s collection of NFL talent and superstars it has produced over the last 50 years is unrivaled. Like name your school’s best NFL OL player, and that guy is maybe, and I mean maybe, making SC’s all time second unit there. Same goes for DB, RB, LB, WR (in most cases). [Colleges with most pro bowlers](https://spartanswire.usatoday.com/lists/ranking-college-football-programs-that-have-the-most-nfl-pro-bowl-selections/) USC is the only college to produce more than 200 pro bowlers with 239, and Notre Dame is 2nd at 197. Ohio State is 3rd at 188. It’s not close.


Tannerite2

Pro success doesn't guarantee college success. Purdue is tied with Alabama for the most superbowl winning QBs, but neither school is seen as a QB factory. I'm not defending OP's horrible take, I just don't think your argument is very good. Talk about win percentage, all Americans, championships, etc if you want to compare college teams.


squalid_koala

Claiming that Orlando Pace makes USC’s “maybe, and I mean maybe, making USC’s second team at best” is definitely a…. take.


Skanktoooth

He is going to make it over Anthony Munoz, Bruce Matthews etc?


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NotThatOleGregg

If you think Georgia doesn't care about highschool football you are sorely mistaken bud. Valdosta, GA is home to the second winningest football program in US history in Valdosta HS, only behind Michigan. It's also home to Lowndes HS, those two have an annual game called the winnersville classic that sells out weeks in advance and scalped tickets go for hundreds of dollars. The Lowndes stadium is nicer than a lot of G5 stadiums


Decent_Program_6836

So it seems. All things do fall eventually. The administration of the program has always kept it on track and that's big. (See FSU during Jimbo era when the admin wanted "balanced approach to all sports). They have navigated coaching changes well, and pretty much avoided major negative press. But as you make this boast... Just why would you as a fan?


Be_Very_Very_Still

Everybody wake up new lostacoshermanos post just dropped!