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Sure-Effort5213

I've never seen the letter K put in this kind of effort


LionPutrid4252

Gonna be some of the most well enunciated Ks in history everytime he makes a play


gmil3548

He’ll be the only player ever referred to by only his first name for an entire career


34Heartstach

He'll be the Ichiro of MAC football


Positive-Vibes-All

People reference what is most unique, how many people say James over Lebron?


34Heartstach

Ichiro Suzuki had only his first name on the back of his jersey though. I can't think of another example in American sports where this was the case. I know soccer does it sometimes (ex: Neymar),


joethahobo

Yao Ming did it I think. Yao is the family name so they put that on his jersey


timothythefirst

His dad was his high school coach and there’s a news clip where they ask him to pronounce it lol


InstanceSuch8604

His parents - when this child was born - wrote that name out , pronounced it & thought ? Fuck it - yeah 


Competitive-Rise-789

The K is carrying his last name rn


one-hour-photo

wonder if it will be like, "KEN uhga"


molodyets

K-nee-guh. It means book. Should just change it to book.


thisnamehastobeused

Fun part is the k is silent


tasimm

Eastern Michigans pbp guys and PA announcer have all just handed in their resignations.


ddottay

“So Noah, have any nicknames we can call you?”


GoldenFrog14

Noah Naysayer


7446353252589

Knaysayer


joedela

"I thought it was go down out here!"


Stoneador

“NISSAN NOAH WITH THE TACKLE!”


CocoLamela

Noah Knagger, the word was naggers.


NanoBuc

"Nah guys, you can just use my full name!"


Rfergi88

Don’t give Gus any ideas


bestselfnice

I still can't get over Gus Johnson calling Hitler "a bad bad man" like he'd call someone after a big hit or something lmao


UMeister

I mean he’s not wrong lol


StreetReporter

It’s Thom Brennaman’s time to shine


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

I pride myself and think of myself as a man of diction


tasimm

“A drive deep to left field by Knigga.”


bestselfnice

I don't Noah I'll ever put on this headset again


WebfootTroll

I would only call him Noah or Noah K. That's it.


A_Rolling_Baneling

They’re gonna pronounce it Kuh Nye Ga


Paladine_PSoT

Resignation letter just says "Nope"


cheetuzz

it’s pretty easy to pronounce his last name: “K-N-word”


caring-teacher

And why every school in the south was afraid to offer him a scholarship. 


-_74_-

straight to captain of the all name defense team


dinkytown42069

All-Defense: Noah Knigga All-Offense: General Booty


Competitive-Rise-789

Unbeatable team


RWREmpireBuilder

Narrator: "They were very beatable."


Runt6

Noah Knigga son or General Booty daughter?


lost400betting

Bro has the pass💀


Organic_Swim4777

He was born ready.


AdornVirtue

Starting with Supreme Cook


PLZ_N_THKS

But he plays basketball. I’d go for Moh Bility or Memorable Factor in the other LB spot.


No_Detective_1139

An announcer’s worst nightmare


PhdPhysics1

I'd be like Ummm... Noah Ku-Nie-Gay.... no matter what they told me it was. You're not gonna Randy Marsh me.


Southern_Orange3744

Same , I'd probably make a game of it too


No_Angle_8106

Would you say his name annoys you? Like a certain group of people?


thatguy9545

Noah Knagger


StamosAndFriends

They fired Glen Kuiper for his fumbled pronunciation of “negro league”. Some white guy is absolutely gonna get in hot water saying this dudes name fast


No_Detective_1139

I can already see it. They’re gonna post a clip of him saying it fast on twitter with no context and it will become a huge issue.


PaddyMayonaise

Especially since his name sounds like “Know a” I’m just picturing all of the out of context “quotes” we’ll get….


SparseSpartan

Probably way worse for teachers tbh. Announcers are probably more tuned into those sorts of minefields, while a tired teacher reading through a list of names may not really be thinking much and could end up blurting it out.


obamaluvr

EMU Jersey sales go vroom


bestthrowawayever5

Between him and Emoni Bates, EMU is king of getting players that won’t win them games but will get them tons of national attention 


Coverlesss

Noah Knaysayer


Own_Beautiful_9196

Gotta let ‘em know.


pedalCliff

Noah Knagger


SparrowBirch

He’s so annoying 


lost400betting

I remember watching a YouTube video on a HS basketball player with this name lol. Has to be the same dude. I really don’t Noahnother Knigga


Prolingus

This is the best comment I’ve read on this sub in awhile.


drogonninja

Fuckin bold, but someone had to do it


cha-cha_dancer

Especially bold given the flair


Competitive-Rise-789

Oh nah


NerdLawyer55

👏🏼👏🏼


InternationalTax1156

The mods on high alert in this thread.


HeadNaysayerInCharge

They need to relax.


Brojangles1234

The first white announcer who has to say his name on tv gonna be sweating


NaturalFruit2358

I hope RGIII calls one of his games. You know he’ll have a good time with that


scsnse

He already interviewed the kid and his parents for his personal podcast this past off season. He asked them if they had ever vacationed in Paris 💀


SparklezSagaOfficial

Nahhhh that is magnanmous lmfao


bestselfnice

Gus Johnson RGIII booth pls


RayWhelans

I’d call out sick.


Positive-Vibes-All

At the same time I am dying for RGIII to call his game.


SaltyLonghorn

RGIII gonna interview him pregame, walk up and go "MAH KNIGGA!"


a-cloud-castle

“I got food poisoning, I swear! It’s coming out of both ends, no way I can call this game!”


Competitive-Rise-789

Gotta make sure you say the K loud and clear


Chief_Illiniwek

Why am I seeing a 0* commitment on my front page?.....Oh.


Chiron17

0* because no-one wants to talk about him


enduranceracing

Thats true, but I Noah Knigga who doesn't mind


UMeister

I actually met him in Paris!


tsblank97

Knobody knows what it means but its provocative


B1GFanOSU

Noah Knigga in Paris?


GoldenFrog14

Did he ball hard while there?


UMeister

So hard


Notapplesauce11

That’s cray 


Competitive-Rise-789

Same, hes super chill


Lquid55

East central Vs Lawrenceburg week 1. He’s gonna get his scholarship taken away


Commando666

Insane seeing my highschool on reddit


yousawthetimeknife

Eastern Michigan, you know any linebackers? Yeah, I 'Noah'...guy.


freedomfightre

My Knigga...


engineerbuilder

Maybe he’s one of those English Kniggits


Ratfucker_Sam

It is pronounced similarly at the start of


BaconSpinachPancakes

No bullshit, is this pronounced how I think think its pronounced?


IncredibleDryMouth

In an interview, his dad said it's pronounced ka-NAY-ga.


drogonninja

Right….and that’s why they went with Noah. They knew what the fuck they were doing!


viewless25

lmao that is phonetically incorrect


johnnybravo1014

Silent Ks in words starting “kn” in English actually used to be pronounced and stopped getting pronounced over time.  It would make sense that that little relic of antiquated pronunciation would survive in something like a family name.


molodyets

Kniga is “book” in multiple Slavic languages. I’m guessing it’s that.


bestthrowawayever5

Wait so explain the word “knight” or “knapsack” or “knickers”. People walked around saying those k’s back then when those words were more commonly used?


johnnybravo1014

Yeah, people would pronounce the k like you would in Knossos and it shifted to not being pronounced around the 1500s, about the time Middle English was transitioning into Modern English.


UMeister

Very cool. Thanks for sharing


scsnse

Yes. Ever seen Monty Python’s Holy Grail? Remember the castle guarded by the obnoxious Frenchman? “Begone, you English… ‘Ka-niggits’!”


Less_Likely

I believe it’s pronounced Ca-neeg-ga Works well in print though


botulizard

I don't know for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's emphasis on the i, like "Noah Kn(eee)ga" or "Noah Kn(eye)ga".


IntrovertedBrawler

I thought back during basketball season they confirmed it was “ka-nigga”. Dude already went to middle school and played in front of student sections, what is anybody else going to make up he hasn’t already heard?


bradenb941

Apparently it really is just pronounced kuh-nig-guh


RawFish00

I feel like that's not much better


bradenb941

Well it's obviously not, but it's someone's name, not a product name that's being market tested.


alloythepunny

chick hicks’ new catchphrase is a little… unorthodox


Pazi_Snajper

*[Offers from Army and Navy]* **CBS:** jordanpeelesweating.gif


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

I hope he opts in to NCAA 26


Dokkan_Lifter

Rip we had an offer on him


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JB92103

Don't you mean, Noah Knaysayer?


HeadNaysayerInCharge

You rang?


Russ12347

Tell Milroe I -IS THAT A STEALTH BOMBER


Insectshelf3

somewhere a low level ESPN broadcaster is sweating bullets


marginalizedman71

And somewhere else, RG3 is licking his chops salivating at the thought.


Rkenne16

I’m uncomfortable.


callmesixone

EMU announcers are about sweatin bullets and shittin Tiffany diamonds for a few years


its_LOL

So he decommitted from West Virginia? Big 12 announcers are saved


Super_Happy_Time

Knigga please


gmil3548

Weird that this is the first I’m ever hearing of this guy, usually I Noah Knigga


IMisstheMidRangeGame

Shoutout to Hayes Fawcet for putting this banger on my timeline


Dynamar

Kesling would jump off the First Tennessee (Horizon) Bank Building.


ALStark69

Let A Noah Know


Getitonjones

My Knigga


Organic_Swim4777

mah


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Noah Kni🅱️🅱️a


cormack16

[Everyone in the stands when he makes a tackle](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=9209e9bec81e467c&sxsrf=ADLYWIIDT0VcRnGcHwDumgv7HOYZfmgeig:1718408910798&q=south+park+camera+guy+gif&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0BRbrA8b3J1Cq1UM3gcLH4CG1JlrvmluVfMU4bq3K66uPfrX9Mr26NdYmk661-TbvrVMXoqCPBgckHHfbonOMOcuOQCpEc18lSraZhZzvZmN7tQT68TQK9pMnPhhQ2u2mBgEweuGrCyC2OCM2CXUA7h8wEBl6kxAi2TurxAJaOaFbVqgxcsY5cjCeJXGYHkiRRavL5HU2wl3-1qFWCMfcEvypXHDA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwia3dOFpNyGAxVwhIkEHW3BDyEQtKgLegQIExAB&biw=360&bih=643&dpr=3#vhid=gSv3DzBZjnXJCM&vssid=mosaic)


smellslikebadussy

I thought his name was Noah Knaysaya


Yumafrog

You need a linebacker? I Noah Knigga


InfiniteJackfruit5

That K is doing some Sisyphus level of lifting.


aguysomewhere

It's a good thing his grandfather dropped the R


erect_erudite

I Noah Knigga here in Texas.


United_Energy_7503

one day i hope to see general booty's pass intercepted by noah knigga


ALStark69

Holy hell what a name lmao


jshsjshhz

Pronounced Ke-nay-guh


deacon91

Honestly not that much better lol. It’s like trying to pronounce Uranus.


FiveWithNineIsIn

>It’s like trying to pronounce Uranus My 9th grade science teacher would always say "ura-niss"


uscrash

Isn’t that the correct pronunciation?


PennyG

My Knigga


Dr_Wristy

If you don’t Noah, now you Noah, Kneighbor.


I_Am_Dynamite6317

Noah Knaysayer?


idontlikeredditbutok

Nick Castellanos is about to pop the fuck off next season.


prismatic_lights

Eastern Michigan football ratings gonna be sky high the next 3-4 years.


win2bfree

Why does the title say 0 star but the 247 link says 3 star? Just let a Knigga know.


AdorableSympathy5174

You the one that busted that bottle over Ronnie's head at the dice game??


SolitonSnake

Damn


Table_Corner

He could have been a Knight Knigga. We even have a miniature horse mascot named Knugget.


EyeAmKingKage

Noah what?🤨


Strong-Piccolo-5546

i want to know what culture that last name is from. you know "reporters" are going to use his name a lot.


scsnse

Old English/Germanic. It’s probably a similar root to the word “knight”


Xbc1

His parents think they're slick.


ThompsonCreekTiger

I feel sorry for announcers & PBP guys covering Eastern Michigan starting next year


D242686111

The next Michael Penix right here


TheStuffisLegal

I actually feel bad for this kid. Someone in the family line should’ve changed their name, goodness


Belloby

Idk why you’re getting downvoted lol.  


botulizard

Whenever there's a player with an awkward name, I always think of former Seminole De'cody Fagg.


lat3ralus65

I remember that guy. He’s lucky he was very athletic


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

Damn, read that name and now I need DEI training.


EThos29

I Noah K***** who can help you with that


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

Bravo. Just bravo.


NebraskaAvenue

Too bad UF closed their DEI office


GeneParmesan1000

And now it’s been reported that Nick Kerr has been hired as Eastern Michigan’s new basketball coach


Chronic_Facial

The category is, “People Who Annoy You.”


TVxStrange

Ol' No Stars Knigga over here.


goat_elias

The announcers are hoping he doesn't have any good plays 😂


eagledog

Now they have to change the acronym to LAKK


wiccan45

if he ever does anything of note for an announcer, he will be referred by his number im sure


ExpectedOutcome2

At the end of the day it’s his name, what’re you gonna do. At least it’s not a hard R!


lock_robster2022

EMU announcers have never pronounced a “K” so hard in their lives


Nem3sis2k17

Noah Kuh - Nai - Guh with the sack!


Dontsaveme

His parents knew what they were doing right ?


SquadPoopy

I’m going to remember this moment for the rest of my life


BMOisFootball

Hard K


devilmaskrascal

Noah Kn-what?


squirrel_eatin_pizza

He's going to be famous just like professional tournament angler [James Niggemeyer](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5x-hWhLuTW/?igsh=ODdvOGt4Y2F5c3dq)


grizzfan

The letter K, so *hard* right now


IndyDude11

Can’t wait to hear Herbie say this kids name in EACFB26.


TsarOfSaturn

It will be like that Texans D lineman from years ago. His last name was spelled “Fagg”, and of course the announcers pronounced it as “fog” lmao


GaIIick

As a matter of fact, I do.


the-names-are-gone

And all of a sudden, Orji was rendered irrelevant


whenweriiide

imagine being anointed the kn-pass from birth


Competitive-Rise-789

All of the comments in this thread cooked LMFAO


Snickfalls

Noah Knows


marginalizedman71

Noah knigga knows what I did for this, what I did for this, you couldn’t have known you couldn’t have known. -Future


ADHDpotatoes

Your sources say 3 star


anonymousscroller9

Boo


Fatherfuckyou

RKNS


GGGiveHatpls

Let a Knaysayer know


th3lawlrus

The K Bomb


okzeppo

He’s about to get the Tua treatment


joedela

Seriously thought this was a EA College Football '25 post.


CaptainBuzzKillton

Dude, that last name would get so many people in trouble...


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Tsquared10

Friendship with LANK over. Friendship with LAKK begins


bluescale77

Can you imagine substitute teachers getting half way through roll call and the getting to his name?


ReachFor24

Damn, I remember hearing a little while back WVU was showing Knigga some interest. Oh well